Gilbert Gottfried: Funniest man alive

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why doesn't he have his own comedy album??

roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 18 April 2004 18:39 (twenty years ago) link

This is some sort of sick joke, I trust.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 18 April 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago) link

Anyone remember Problem Child?

David Allen (David Allen), Sunday, 18 April 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

hahahah yeah. "You kids should be locked in cages!!" hahahaaa

no, he's definitely not the funniest man alive, but I do find him unironically hilarious. Though maybe I'm laughing more AT him than with him. Can't tell.

roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 18 April 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago) link

I think he is quite possibly the funniest man alive. I remember seeing him on an old episode of "Geraldo" with several other comedians, including Judy Tenuta and Mario Joyner, and he just killed: relentlessly answering questions obviously directed at other guests, refusing to stop using his stage voice, etc.. I even laugh at him in what should be lamentable commercial spots.

jazz odysseus, Sunday, 18 April 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

He really SHOULD have a comedy album though

roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 18 April 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago) link

I don't know if it would work so well on a comedy album - I think it might be too centred on him and his voice. He might need a more inclusive context, where you can see how out of place he can be, and how his routines can get slightly uncomfortable. The way he keeps backing over a joke again and again might be less funny as it becames easier to could turn it on and replay it at will. I don't know - it just doesn't seem like an album would have the right kind of relation of him to his surroundings for his humour to work very well.

jazz odysseus, Sunday, 18 April 2004 19:07 (twenty years ago) link

Fine. A DVD then!

roger adultery (roger adultery), Sunday, 18 April 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago) link

According to IMDB, he played the voice of "The Dot from Pong" for some video-game award show last year. I didn't see it but I kinda figure I know how that joke worked. Now it's stuck in my head.

m.e.a. (m.e.a.), Sunday, 18 April 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

I thought I hated him and found him annoying, but when he sits in with Howard Stern (especially during Robin's news), I have to admit that he's incredibly funny.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Sunday, 18 April 2004 20:23 (twenty years ago) link

if he released a karaoke album i definitely would not buy it.

dyson (dyson), Sunday, 18 April 2004 20:39 (twenty years ago) link

he and his girlfriend and Penn Jillette and some other folks always catch a midnight movie in times square on saturday night.

teeny (teeny), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:26 (twenty years ago) link

If Gilbert Gottfried and Fran Drescher had a baby, how many earplugs would you buy?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago) link

As many as it took to weight the baby down.

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

i think of him as kind of "anti-comedy" - the thing i remember was him running thru every hack line in the book in his stupid stage voice and then combining them all in some triple-burger mashup of a hack comedy club joke (i don't mean "anti-comedy" in the johnny carson way, i.e. tell an unfunny joke and then laugh at how unfunny it is (now de rigeur style for intro monolgue of every late-night talk show))

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago) link

Classic for appearing in a 3rd Bass video.

Beyond that, ahhh....

... Okay, I would listen to a Gilbert Gottfried comedy record before a Colin Quinn comedy record.

Buzz the Fuzz (Andy K), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

comedians that sound like their own grandmothers: who would you listen to first?

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:42 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

haha

admrl, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

He looks like a lesbian there?

admrl, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

what happy lesbians!

haha xp

gff, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link

BLACK CHUCK TAYLORS
OH NOOOO

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki do you consider that photo evidence for or against yr chuck bias

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

my chuck bias was fake tom i was just trolling. i admitted that at the end of the thread.

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe i should be banned :(

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

That guy is always going to be on my good list 'cause of his years on USA Up All Night during lonely adolescent years.

Ben Boyerrr, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:21 (sixteen years ago) link

for the record, i love gilbert.

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

and sullivan.

s1ocki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

yes but chaki I am asking you to keep up the troll about chucks I thought it was an interesting character bit

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:01 (sixteen years ago) link

work some Stan Smiths into it

brownie, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:05 (sixteen years ago) link

huge stan smith fan though. but i mostly wear jack purcells.

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Rod Lavers

carne asada, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:10 (sixteen years ago) link

...only come in white

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.zappos.com/images/A/Adidas145/70832-d.jpg

carne asada, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

well tickle my balls..

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Gilbert Gottfried on Stern show is classic though

carne asada, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:27 (sixteen years ago) link

yah he was on today.

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

note to self: renew Sirius subscription

carne asada, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:31 (sixteen years ago) link

USA Up All Night = yes!

This picture is really gross.

ENBB, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

im glad he's happy

chaki, Tuesday, 23 October 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Gottfried's Andrew Dice Clay parodies really are great.

"Buri" Al Yankovich (Dom Passantino), Friday, 30 January 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

"Buri" Al Yankovich (Dom Passantino), Friday, 30 January 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

<3 gilbert gottfried

cupcakes off the shoulder of orion (latebloomer), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:06 (fifteen years ago) link

He wrote an intro to a Mad magazine compendium that includes the sentence "Now I am a parrot." So true.

Abbott of the Trapezoid Monks (Abbott), Friday, 30 January 2009 18:37 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

RealGilbert

Japan is really advanced. They don't go to the beach. The beach comes to them.
about 3 hours ago via web
What do the japanese have in common with @howardstern? They're both radio active.
about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Japan had put out this urgent plea...." PLEASE SEND US A FEW BIlLION RUBBER DUCKIES!!!!!"
about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Japan called me. They said "maybe those jokes are a hit in the US, but over here, they're all sinking.
about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I fucked a girl in japan. She screamed "I feel the earth move and I'm getting wet."
about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My book #rubberBallsAndLiquor was released in japan. It's making quite a splash.
about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
What does every Japanese person have in their apartment? Flood lights.
about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I asked a girl in Japan to have sex with me. She said "okay, but you'll have to sleep in the wet spot."
about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
What do Japanese Jews like to eat? Hebrew National Tsunami.
about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I was talking to my Japanese real estate agent. I said "is there a school in this area." She said "not now, but just wait."
about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
My Japanese doctor advised me to stay healthy I need 50 million gallons of water a day.
about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I just split up with my girlfriend, but like the Japanese say, "They'll be another one floating by any minute now."
about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

taco al pastorius (Steve Shasta), Monday, 14 March 2011 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

what a horribly formed "joke"

ledge, Monday, 14 March 2011 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

<tiniest font ever> one of those made me laugh a little bit.

reggaeton for the painfully alone (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

yeaaaahhhhhh... he's not gonna recover from this. and the commercials were becoming tedious anyway - i'm not going to miss him.

yeah (kelpolaris), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Those jokes are great!

ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Tuesday, 15 March 2011 00:18 (thirteen years ago) link

opens in NY this weekend

I'm glad to see he takes the Megabus to gigs, as I would

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 1 November 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

The doc is good, if a bit...over-scored (?!). I'm surprised that it passes completely over his SNL days, though perhaps this is to give more time to more recent career setbacks--I didn't realize that he took to the Aflac thing so hard--as well as some fairly candid family stuff (the film is dedicated to his sister, who passed away a few months ago). Mostly, though, I just want a pair of Max Gottfried's glasses.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Thursday, 16 November 2017 18:37 (six years ago) link

the season he was on SNL is widely regarded as The Disaster Year, and there's only so many clips of bad sketches you can inflict on an audience (one?).

ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 November 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

doc is good!

kolakube (Ross), Monday, 25 December 2017 04:53 (six years ago) link

Doc is solid, could've done with a little less "OMG how did this misfit freak end up with an attractive wife and a family!?"

Josefa, Monday, 25 December 2017 06:09 (six years ago) link

for sure

kolakube (Ross), Monday, 25 December 2017 06:13 (six years ago) link

tbf like every third guest on his podcast feels the need to echo that sentiment to him on the air.

iCloudius (cryptosicko), Monday, 25 December 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

the season he was on SNL is widely regarded as The Disaster Year, and there's only so many clips of bad sketches you can inflict on an audience (one?).

― ice cream social justice (Dr Morbius)

clips from the 1672 season of snl are hard to come by

bob lefse (rushomancy), Monday, 25 December 2017 17:39 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

It had to happen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaF6NfyVqqs

A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Friday, 4 September 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftMb7wLrqsw

Still one of my favorite stand up bits. :(

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:00 (two years ago) link

Thread name change?

Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:01 (two years ago) link

R.I.P💔 pic.twitter.com/KObq2B2QEd

— DoogieHowser (@MattHowserMD) April 12, 2022

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:07 (two years ago) link

got me scared that Jeffrey Ross had died too

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:10 (two years ago) link

We can always pretend that's Madeline Albright

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link

was just watching an old Dr Katz ep last night with Gilbert & was crying with laughter. he was not playing along with the improv at all, just screaming random interruptions at Katz: "You know Gilbert, Sigmund Freud once said-" "HE SAID THIS TO YOU??? WHEN DID YOU TALK TO HIM???"

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:34 (two years ago) link

GG persisting with *that* voice is one of the greatest comedy moves ever imo

RIP Gilbert

Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:42 (two years ago) link

GG’s “old Groucho Marx” impression was the best thing ever. Sad that we never got an old Gilbert Gottfried.

Josefa, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:53 (two years ago) link

damn rip gil, he was great

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 20:57 (two years ago) link

RIP to one of the best to do it

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 21:05 (two years ago) link

jake fogelnest posted this great old clip

https://www.instagram.com/tv/CcQ4InClqDA

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 21:07 (two years ago) link

got me scared that Jeffrey Ross had died too

he would be the only one id be ok with kicking the bucket

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 21:12 (two years ago) link

This collection of early-ish (1985-90) Gottfried standup appearances on Letterman is insane.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fii2DPoNfZo

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 22:26 (two years ago) link

We got to work with him once, he was everything you’d hoped he’d be. pic.twitter.com/uWT6oyw4Q7

— Jon Wurster (@jonwurster) April 12, 2022

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 22:53 (two years ago) link

a recap of the 9/13/01 Hefner Roast including Gottfried’s set

quite a thing

https://observer.com/2005/08/why-have-a-night-like-this-in-times-like-these/

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 12 April 2022 22:55 (two years ago) link

I watched that live at the age of 15 and holy shit did it blow my mind. Was he the first comedian ballsy enough to try a 9/11 joke?

frogbs, Tuesday, 12 April 2022 23:36 (two years ago) link

Remember when a bunch of people lost their shit over this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qTiqQz29t8

Les hommes de bonbons (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 00:18 (two years ago) link

losing Gottfried makes me even sadder that Morbs isnt’t with us

shit just keeps getting less funny :(

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 00:21 (two years ago) link

RIP

estela, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 02:58 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_foueV9OFU

Tony Curtis talking to Gavin McLeod

pure genius

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 03:47 (two years ago) link

Writer Eric Spitznagel on Facebook:

I interviewed Gilbert Gottfried a half dozen times over the years. I even ghostwrote a few magazine essays for him. He didn't need me. He was always hilarious, and yes, that was his actual voice. Once, the Dame was out of town and I had a call with him, and Charlie (who was maybe 3 at the time) wouldn't leave me alone so I handed him the phone and let him interview Gilbert for awhile. I still have the tape of their conversation somewhere. At the end, Gilbert exclaimed, "That kid is going places! [Long pause.] Prison, most likely. But still, places!"
He used to call me months after a story was published, and say, "Spitznagel, it's your Jewish friend. Listen, I came up with better jokes. Could you stop the presses?" I still clearly recall one of the last messages he ever left me. He said, "Spitznagel! I thought you were dead. That's not quite true, I HOPED you were dead. Anyway, call me. You said everybody at Playboy loved our first draft. Does that include Dorothy Stratten?"
To this day, his number is still in my phone, because you never knew when Gilbert might call. I see no good reason to remove it now.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:21 (two years ago) link

the 2017 doc “Gilbert” is streaming on PlutoTV - highly recommend if you are a fan, its a very sweet snapshot of him & his family, v touching

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 04:46 (two years ago) link

Amazing

rest in peace to Gilbert Gottfried who has probably the best sequence in game show history on Hollywood Squares. if you're not an old hag like me who remembers the rules, both contestants needed his square to secure the 5-square win, but he decided to troll both of them pic.twitter.com/Egzyzygudd

— manny (@mannyfidel) April 12, 2022

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 05:33 (two years ago) link

Well I guess that leaves me...

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 14:42 (two years ago) link

I watched that live at the age of 15 and holy shit did it blow my mind. Was he the first comedian ballsy enough to try a 9/11 joke?

― frogbs, Tuesday, April 12, 2022 7:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Frogbs, did you not see 'the Aristocrats'?

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 14:50 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAxrBrkOE8E

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link

What a career this guy has had.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 14:57 (two years ago) link

I saw Joan Rivers do 9/11 jokes right after the event, in midtown Manhattan. They were really gross jokes too, but not far out of line with the rest of her act.

Josefa, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link

Watching that Emmy footage, it's insane to think of him as like, this outre legend spending the last 20 years racking up amazing Stern appearances, headline-making dirty jokes, roast appearances, podcasts etc... and meanwhile he's had like a whole other 20-year career as like a mainstream character actor, Disney cartoon, SNL cast member, cable TV host...

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 15:03 (two years ago) link

on Sesame Street as Denny the Distractor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hzr5JajCXZM

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 15:10 (two years ago) link

Huge content warning on this, but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSqEP97hJEA

It's wild to watch this because now that Gilbert and Norm are gone (and, before them, Joan and Rickles), I think this entire style of humor is probably gone with it, a style where you could do 10 minutes of the most offensive joke imaginable and then defuse it by just your personality, a kind of academic deference to the source material and a sense of being "in" on something. The Schumer/Lampanelli/Jeselnik axis def veers more towards "edgelord" than this. Ross is close, I guess, but he's way less subtle. Note how everyone laughs at the set-ups like "here it comes." I suppose an argument could be made about how it's probably for the best that these types of jokes are going to die, but it still feels like we're losing a piece of history

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 16:07 (two years ago) link

Like Norm and Gilbert were probably the only guys that could still kill exclusively with material that was no newer than 75 years old

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 13 April 2022 16:08 (two years ago) link

wow that sesame street clip is an accurate depiction of the inside of my head

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 16:11 (two years ago) link

also... i lol'd mightily at that roast clip. probably the funniest parts were gottfried attempting to explain the really illogical jokes

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Wednesday, 13 April 2022 16:24 (two years ago) link

Feeling so sad that with GG’s passing we’ll never know for sure what kind of citrus fruit Cesar Romero had his boys fling at him… and we’ll never get a clear view of what was happening on Danny Thomas’s coffee table.

Josefa, Friday, 15 April 2022 03:57 (two years ago) link

eight months pass...

Came across that after reading the article linked here: T/S: Lou Reed "Live: Take No Prisoners" vs. Andrew Dice Clay "The Day The Laughter Died"

A Kestrel for a Neve (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 25 December 2022 02:21 (one year ago) link

one month passes...
four months pass...

From Gilbert's daughter Lily.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQNO-mVMuzY

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 1 July 2023 00:43 (nine months ago) link


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