girls, gurls, grrls: c/d, s/d

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the way to introduce oneself to a girl is to say "hello darling, I have food everywhere, just like the party was catered".

Obviously.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

"baby ever since the doctor pulled me out of the womb and spanked me i knew we were meant to be together"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

Then you ask for complete sensory overload sexual depravity.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

.. all over the food.

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

ladies and gentlemen, on the guitar, mr. donnie lyle

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:29 (twenty years ago) link

so should i drink more, or go to bed?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago) link

both

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago) link

drinking in bed is a bad idea i've found

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago) link

just keep your chin above sheet level

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think you really found it, jess. It was there when you got to it.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago) link

Wait, that's kind of what "found" means! Someone else make the jokes.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

tep clearly you're either not drinking enough or too much

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago) link

I'm worried that Cozen may have drowned in the bath.

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

It's all pills, all pills. I'm too scared of hangover pain to risk more than a drink these days.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago) link

COZEN! NOOOOO!

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago) link

should I change out of my pajamas before I start drinking?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

i think i'm just gonna sip on my syrup for a while here

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link

change into what? a leopard?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

That implies rainy is currently her own pajamas, doesn't it?

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

are you flirting with me?

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

who, me? Or Tep?

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago) link

i'm...not sure.

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

Well, I know I'm not my pajamas.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago) link

i've hit the "confused ape" stage of this evening

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago) link

But whose back will you pick delicious fleas off?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:06 (twenty years ago) link

hopefully one that has a vagina but i'm not picky

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

The gorilla has a unimale social system and a polygynous mating system. The basic group is composed of one mature silver-back male (the leader of the group), one subadult or black-back male (about 8 to 12 years old), three adult females, and two to three young (less than 8 years old) (Estes, 1991). Both males and females emigrate from their natal troop (Estes, 1991). When females leave they travel a long distance from their natal troop and either join a lone silver-back male or a group with only a few females (Estes, 1991). Females may emigrate to avoid inbreeding because when she reaches sexual maturity the silver-back male is most likely her father (Stewart and Harcourt, 1987). There is a hierarchy amongst the females within the group, and a female’s rank is passed on to her offspring (Estes, 1991). The female’s rank is based upon when she became a member of the group, so the first female a lone silver-back makes part of his group would be the highest ranking female (Estes, 1991). High rank allows that female and her offspring to be closer to the silver-back male, and this could decrease the risk of predation (Estes, 1991). Grooming occurs between the silver-back and the adult females and the juveniles and the silver-back and between juveniles (Stewart and Harcourt, 1987). Males will only stay in their natal group if they are likely to be able to mate with females (Estes, 1991). This occurs if the silver-back male is old and is ready to die soon, the son will inherit the group (Estes, 1991).

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

can people eat gorilla?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:12 (twenty years ago) link

can people eat gorilla?

The various paraphilias, including oral sex, have been observed among nonhuman primates and other animals.

― j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

i like the cut of your jib

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:16 (twenty years ago) link

a couple of weeks ago a gorilla busted out of the zoo here and tried to eat a three-yr-old so I assume it goes both ways.

earlier I was sitting out in front of my apartment waiting for my friend and some cracked out dude came up and tried to holla. he asked me if I was going to investigate the gorilla. Apparently 'gorilla' lines work for some guys.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:16 (twenty years ago) link

Ronan909: I WILL EAT ME A GORILLA
Ronan909: OOO AAAH OOOO
Dubplatestyle: MAKE MONKEY FACE
Ronan909: WIND UP GO DOWN SLOWOO

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago) link

DO DE PON DE RIVER

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

he be screamin WHERES MY GIRL

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago) link

SHOW DEM DA FUCK U SIGN

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:30 (twenty years ago) link

http://webhome.idirect.com/~latrell/graphics/gorilla.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago) link

"hey ladeez"
"hi ELEPHANT MAN"
"where you from ladeez?"
"we come from tokyo, japan"
"what you doin in jamaica ladeez"
"we come to jamaica to meet the big dancehall star"

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago) link

Am I the only one who instantly thought of the Dizzee Rascal line after looking at that pic?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.giantesszone.com/catalog/comp7/sxgorrila.jpg

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago) link

i've heard like one dizzee rascal song when gareth subjected me to it on the long drive from houston. can't say i feel like i'm missing anything.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

GORILLA SEX PARTY ENDS IN HEART ATTACK

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago) link

this was supposed to be about WOMEN

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago) link

GORILLA SEX PARTY

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:39 (twenty years ago) link

We've got
nothing better to do
then to join primates
and let them fuck in a zoo

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago) link

JESS THREDS ARE THE BESSEST!

― donut bitch (donut), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago) link

especially drunk jess threads.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 11 April 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago) link

jeez. all the fun i miss when i go out to run sound at a metal show

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Sunday, 11 April 2004 05:17 (twenty years ago) link

Let me be the first to say girls are classic.

― christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 11 April 2004 05:21 (twenty years ago) link

classic girls are even more classic.

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:13 (twenty years ago) link

How about VH1 Classic girls? Are they still classic?

http://www.rockandrollfantasycamp.com/022103/about.1.jpg

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 11 April 2004 06:38 (twenty years ago) link

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