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What the fuck did you have?

I made myself french toast with eggs and some bacon on the side, and some vitamin enhanced Trader Joe's drink that is supposed to make me healthier. Tonight I'll have several cigarettes and cancel it out.

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:23 (fifteen years ago) link

4 cups of coffee in a big huge mug.
1 glass of OJ

Lil' Won Jilliams (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

Spiru-Teen chocolate smoothie with omega fatty acid enhanced soy milk and a banana mixed in.. oh, and some "Smart water".

(I'm not kidding... i'm a supplement ho)

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

the future f*cks you tony

kephm, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:26 (fifteen years ago) link

banana-berry cheerios, skim milk and diet dr. pepper

Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I love breakfast more than sex, but I don't do it justice on weekdays. I had my usual stale bagel & overpriced coffee at work.

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

actually that banana-soy monster sounds pretty good

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I was in a fucking rush so I had a fucking cold bit of toast my dad had left out for me (with no nothing on it) and a fucking mouthful of fucking chili con carne from the night before.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:28 (fifteen years ago) link

I had some fucking hot tea, bitch. Hot water from a motherfucking kettle. With that, I ate a big ol' bowl of HOT APPLE OATMEAL. Suck on that one.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:29 (fifteen years ago) link

instant oatmeal, every day, at work. I managed to eat toast before leaving the house this morning.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link

db, what's the "Smart water"? I used to be really into smart drinks in the early 90s, but they all tasted like bark and mulch. (I still think some of them did help me focus, though.) Then all of a sudden everyone was selling stimulants instead and I haven't much seen em.

My breakfast was posted elsewhere; asparagus, biscuits, roast beef w/ onion-wine gravy, two mugs of coffee.

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuckin' A dawg, my weak pansy-ass nancy-boy breakfast of a shitstaining multivitamin and a bitch-ass-motherfucking chug of tart-as-god-damn pure-shit cranberry juice whoops yer shit's FATTY BOOMBALATTY ASS EXPANDING adult-diaper-filler to SHIT.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:36 (fifteen years ago) link

fuckin' toast and tea, same breakfast I've had almost every day for the past thirty motherfuckin' years

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:38 (fifteen years ago) link

that's pretty motherfucking consistent

Gear! (Gear!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:39 (fifteen years ago) link

fuck a supplement, y'all fake eaters

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

puffed wheat and coffee

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:42 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost the only area in which I am consistent

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:43 (fifteen years ago) link

that's some plate o' microwaveable death

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i didnt have a single fucking thing.

todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 18:46 (fifteen years ago) link

todd otm

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

1. Boiled. Egg. This is the only breakfast I've had in the past month, what with the help at home being totally useless at it.

Barima (Barima), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

cranberry bran muffin
black tea

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I fucking had the little bit of fucking Bridge Mixture that was motherfucking left in the cocksucking box beside my fucking bed. I should fucking quit eating goddamn fucking chocolate for fucking breakfast.

Bryan B Sure (Bryan), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Tep, Smart Water is this motherfucking shit.

(I'm giving it a try because apparently I don't absorb potassium very well.. it's a genetic thing.. and fainting is a common side effect of lack of potassium.. and Gatorade and Smart Water and stuff like that is supposed to be great to help supplement potassium)

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:26 (fifteen years ago) link

motherfuck the anchor tag..

let me try again

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

a fucking mcmuffinlike english muffin egg sandwich
two cups of coffee
more of those snickers minis i've been allowing myself as "period medication"

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm trying to eat porridge more

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

what i wanted: thick bread with sodt-boiled eggs, tomato, avocado. grapefruit juice, then cup of espresso.

what i had: filter coffee

paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:27 (fifteen years ago) link

a fucking bowl of Trader Joe's frosted flakes

and a fucking banana on BART.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link


(on a side note, is it a british thing?)

todd swiss (eliti), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link

the British and the three bears.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

isn't that where you boil oats?
during the irish famine, did they stoop that low?

paulhw (paulhw), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:39 (fifteen years ago) link

i fucking well had a bowl of fucking muesli with a fucking banana sliced on top and two cups of fucking coffee

mullygrubber (gaz), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Coffee with skim milk, orange juice, a banana, a cup of blueberry yogurt, and a slice of bread with strawberry preserves. Bitch. (, Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link

same as what i always have. hummus on toast and a cup of earl grey.

The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

don't diss porridge - nice with jam or sugar. mind you i haven't eaten for about 10 years so maybe it really is horrible.

dog latin (dog latin), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

I had a bowl of last nights spaghetti carbonara and it was a baaaad idea

ipsofacto (ipsofacto), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link

Lil' Won "Fannyfarmer" Jilliams !!!

(otherwise, the pornolization didn't actually change much!)

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link

What about "The ballbusting Lady "Sniff-my-Ass" Ms Lurex"???

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Green Apple, Coffee

Aaron A., Wednesday, 31 March 2004 22:22 (fifteen years ago) link

me and my friend tom once did the "Fat Boy Challenge Breakfast"

4 sausage
4 bacon
2 fried slice
4 hash browns
2 eggs
1-egg cheese ommlette
3 tomatoes

and vast amounts of assam tea. it was fucking hell.

matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Did you get that breakfast for free?

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:24 (fifteen years ago) link

no, we paid dearly for it.

matthew james (matthew james), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Thank you New York, and goodnight.

ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 31 March 2004 23:39 (fifteen years ago) link

I fuckin' second Todd's emotion here.


Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Thursday, 1 April 2004 04:30 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...
a sugar-free rocky road cookie and half a glass of milk. some coffee would be fucking nice now.

motown modown (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:28 (fifteen years ago) link

a six pack of beer.

Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 28 October 2004 10:31 (fifteen years ago) link

what i get most fridays & saturdays:
two eggs, bacon, american cheeze slice on a roll with salt, pepper and a copious amount of hot sauce (tobasco or frank's, typically. sometimes varies depending on mood or abailability.).

Sometimes I switch sausage in for bacon.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 05:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Tomorrow morning, I am going to get a bacon egg & cheese on a roll at Veselka in the E. Village, My old internship was in Ukranian National Home building, upstairs from aforementioned cafe, and used to eat that shit almost every day.

It's nice being back in New York, if only for the weekend.

elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link

This has got to be the best thread title ever.

Tomato Voyeur (Bimble...), Saturday, 31 December 2005 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

not my breakfast, as it's 2 am here, but i just ate a sausage & cheddar omelette using dry cured smoked sausages that this guy in norwalk makes. they are really delicious. i put some hot sauce on that shit.

where are my homefries????

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:00 (fourteen years ago) link


who interns at the ukrainian national home?

Mitya (mitya), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:22 (fourteen years ago) link

andrew used to.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Saturday, 31 December 2005 07:25 (fourteen years ago) link

1 largeish cup coffee
1 medium bowl Oatmeal Squares w/lowfat "orangic" milk & blueberries
1 OneADay MultiVitamin For Men
1 Vitamin E
1 Selinium

way back when I lived in the EV Veselka's buckwheat pancackes ruled!

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

and why can't you buy Aunt Jemima's Buckwheat Mix in Manhattan?

this question had vexed me forever.

m coleman (lovebug starski), Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Sent my friend to get fish n chips from the fish n chips shop I got banned from two weeks ago when the awful awful woman working there gave me so much attitude, this was like the third time she was so rude other patrons made little winces at her, that I gave in and called her a fucking bitch, then her sister got all up on me for doing that, I think I tried spitting on one of them. Anyway, it tastes the same.

LC, Saturday, 31 December 2005 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

mmmm veselka. mmmm east village polish/ukrainian food.

is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel? (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Scrambled eggs with salmon on homemade bread, and a mocha. Yummity yum. Now I won't need anything else till dinner time. Which will be haggis and neeps and tatties, bitches!

Happy fucking new year.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:09 (fourteen years ago) link

large glass grapefruit juice
then free cookies & crackers
cause I just gave blood

Haikunym (Haikunym), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

toasted bagel with a minimal smattering of butter. will procure coffee soon.

is this an institution of learning or a teenage brothel? (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 31 December 2005 15:58 (fourteen years ago) link

2 breadrolls (chocolate and plain one)
strawberry yoghurt with itsy bitsy cornflakes

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Saturday, 31 December 2005 16:40 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

i o.d.'d on two bowls of grapenuts covered with plain yogurt, soy milk and a fuckload of raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries. topped off w/ a glass of oj.

strgn, Wednesday, 22 August 2007 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

I have become addicted to Life cereal. Something about the texture + sugar has been irresistable lately.

Not connected: the kid on the package looks vaguely like Elian Gonzales.

Bill in Chicago, Thursday, 23 August 2007 02:29 (twelve years ago) link

seven months pass...

Today I had porridge with sultanas. I almost had a crumpet with jam as well, but I didn't.

jel --, Saturday, 19 April 2008 10:06 (eleven years ago) link

Porridge with sultanas, sesame seeds and flax seeds, green tea, multi-vitamin, vitamin c and cod liver oil tablets, followed by one pink grapefruit. Bring it motherfucking on!

kreuzberger, Saturday, 19 April 2008 10:39 (eleven years ago) link

I had a fucking piadina from the stall outside Carluccio's. Parma and stracchino cheese with a bit of arugula.

suzy, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:19 (eleven years ago) link

grilled cheddar on toast
scrambled egg and coriander

blueski, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:23 (eleven years ago) link

I'm in the middle of doing up my new kitchen and the last thing in place will be the cooker and hob. When it is in place some time by the end of the month I'ma be eating nothing but fryups and my favourite breakfast, which is:

Soft boiled egg and soldiers with lots of chopped parsley/sea salt/black pepper to soak up the runny egg - not just for garnishing. It's occurred to me that it might be nice to dip streaky bacon into the yolk too.

suzy, Saturday, 19 April 2008 11:30 (eleven years ago) link

one year passes...

health bread w/ no-sugar raspberry jam
garlic scape omelet w/ tomato
grapefruit juice

the dessert speaks (gabbneb), Monday, 25 May 2009 16:11 (ten years ago) link

canned pineapple, coffee

rainy, Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:00 (ten years ago) link

coffee, more coffee, yogurt, granola bar.

Two Will Get You Three (B.L.A.M.), Tuesday, 26 May 2009 22:18 (ten years ago) link

Fucking fantastic rosemary bagel with veggie cream cheese (like, it had actual BITS of actual VEGETABLES in it) and iced coffee. It was a special occasion breakfast.

Maria, Wednesday, 27 May 2009 02:26 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

a fucking toasted bagel with cream cheese, tomato, onion and the goddamn gravlax that finished curing yesterday. Even with a Sara Lee bagel, even with a lab-grown tomato, that was the best damn thing I've eaten in months

improvised explosive advice (WmC), Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:36 (seven years ago) link

I had an omlet.

Jeff, Sunday, 15 April 2012 15:37 (seven years ago) link

Had my S.O.P. breakfast today:

one toasted sesame bagel w/ butter
two fried eggs, over easy
one cup of coffee w/ 1% milk

Aimless, Sunday, 15 April 2012 17:45 (seven years ago) link

i had fucking bagels from the western bagel on ventura/coldwater, and then i had a matcha ice blended from the coffee bean in the same shopping center.

FMLAO (get bent), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:45 (seven years ago) link

on account of the fact that i eat bagels nearly every morning @ work, this morning was two soft fucking boiled eggs, a small dollop of umeboshi paste applied to aforementioned fucking eggs, a large fucking cup of peets' coffee, and 1/4 of a gigantic fucking grapefruit.
mmmm, i loves some matcha refreshments, btw

epigram addict (outdoor_miner), Sunday, 15 April 2012 20:56 (seven years ago) link

A Goddamn Marie Callender ham/egg/cheese breakfast pot pie and an Amp.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:09 (seven years ago) link

went out for brunch this morning so i had some fucking corn pancakes with blueberry butter, some bacon, some home fries, and some motherfucking over easy eggs

call all destroyer, Sunday, 15 April 2012 21:18 (seven years ago) link

two boiled eggs (white set, yolk runny) sliced on black bread, with black coffee from the aeropress. same as every morning - I can only ever think of eating something different if I've already 'pre-breakfasted'.

Vasco da Gama, Sunday, 15 April 2012 22:26 (seven years ago) link

some fucking black bean hummus and coffee

quincie, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:23 (seven years ago) link

two fucking custard cream biscuits /:

thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:30 (seven years ago) link

i like that the thread's rhetoric works equally well for appallingly bad breakfasts

thomp, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:31 (seven years ago) link

1 hardboiled egg
1 bialy with smoked salmon and tomato
black tea

No cheese, no butter, no milk or sugar in coffee. Still pretty nice, though. Little smoked rock salt on the tomatoes for effect. This is prob going to be my standard breakfast for a while?

Later, some salted almonds and more black tea.

how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 15:33 (seven years ago) link

a bowl of apple-cinnamon off-brand-but-fancy cheerios that supposedly have lots of antioxidants
a glass of iced chai

tits or kitfo (get bent), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 17:17 (seven years ago) link

seven months pass...

a cunting larabar
a sodding wedge of laughing cow cheese
a bloody handful of almonds (nb: handful not actually bloody)

Liechtenstein's very first biracial citizen (get bent), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 17:36 (seven years ago) link

Bowl of Quaker Corn Bran w/ 1% milk and most of a banana (discarded the yucky brown bits)
2 mugs coffee w/cream (further mugs count as brunch and lunch)
1/2 a cigarette

Faster than food (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 12 December 2012 18:51 (seven years ago) link

Fucking everything bagel with cream cheese
Goddamn coffee

quincie, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:04 (seven years ago) link

whole wheat roll with butter and apricot jam
coffee w/half & half

o. nate, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 19:20 (seven years ago) link

six years pass...

I'm inordinately broke til payday on friday so instead of picking up coffee and a bagel out in the morning as is my wont i raided the cupboards:

cream of wheat with sultanas, walnuts and brown sugar.
a cup of tea.

cream of wheat is weird. not even sure why or when i bought it

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 17:13 (five months ago) link

Pumpkin loaf
Black coffee

o. nate, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:01 (five months ago) link

2 black ice coffee
breakfast burrito

Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:08 (five months ago) link

frou-frou granola
bananas (2)

coffee (obv)

j., Tuesday, 10 September 2019 18:22 (five months ago) link

i have an iced coffee and bagel every single day. kinda weird/sad how much I look forward to and enjoy that morning bagel at work.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 19:57 (five months ago) link

I look forward to my breakfast burritos so much that I end up eating it for lunch because I hold out too long.

Yerac, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:02 (five months ago) link

A bowl of oatmeal (or, if you prefer, porridge) with maple syrup and an assortment of berries
Moka coffee, black

Every fucking morning, but it's what I stomach best.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:15 (five months ago) link

3 days a week it's oatmeal, 3 days a week it's cold cereal, but today it was 2 biscuits and gravy from Hardee's.

WmC, Tuesday, 10 September 2019 20:23 (five months ago) link

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