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Several major streets have been blocked off, me with guns are crawling all over various buildings, and a caravan containing President Bush just drove within a half a block of me.

How cool would this be if I didn't actually loathe the man?

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago) link

are they crawling on their bellies?

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

They are standing around like Agents from The Matrix. I want to hang a sign out of the window that says, "I SEE YOU".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago) link

i was stuck in this nonsense during lunch. i read all of the adult ads in the dig.
nothing will compare to 9/12 though.

― kephm, Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

(haha "me with guns" would obviously be the greatest thing ever)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

probably not today though

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

I am having disturbing visions of blasting "We Like To Party" out of the office windows and having all of the Secret Service guys start busting Wade Robson moves.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

IT'S TIME FOR CAMEO!

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

i will send you my paycheck for the rest of my life if you do this

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― kephm, Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

Sadly I can't actually open the windows here, but I'm gonna blast the song anyway; maybe it will telepathically control their booties.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

YEAH WE LIKE TO PARTY, MR SECRET SERVICE SNIPER! NOD YA MOTHERFUCKIN' HEAD!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

Please take pictures (and avoid confiscation of either the pictures or the booties).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

YOU CAN'T STOP THE WHEELS OF STEEL, MR BUSH!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

(Sadly I have no camera otherwise I would.)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

(Ah well, it was a good dream.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

WHY DO YOU FEAR THE VENGABUS, MR PRESIDENT???????

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

(There's already a thread where we talk about how Wade Robson dances like an epileptic in an electric chair, isn't there?)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago) link

yes, we do

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

fix up?

look sharp?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

...mmmmm spencer i hate you...

― Karl Hyde (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

It's the kind of hate that can only be called love, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

Don't Hate the Hater, Hate the Hate.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

I think Spencer just invented the slogan for our times.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

Okay, I've now listened to "We Like To Party" four times in a row and I can feel my sanity slipping away in a glowstick-fuelled rush of mania. Bush has so much to answer for.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

i will send you my paycheck for the rest of my life if you do this

Me too, but only if it influences the President to change the name of "Air Force One" to "The Vengaplane"

― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, why hate?

http://www.dancespirit.com/images/backissues/march03/wade3.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

You ever wonder about why half of the Vengaboys are girls?

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

No, not anymore.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:30 (twenty years ago) link

WE LIKE TO PARTY
WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY
WE LIKE TO PARTY
WE LIKE WE LIKE TO PARTY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:31 (twenty years ago) link

maybe you could mix between it and WE WANT FUN?

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

RUN IN A ZIG-ZAG PATTERN

― sexyDancer, Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:32 (twenty years ago) link

I saw the VengaPresident! He was in his VengaCar as part of a VengaCavalcade! They've blocked off the VengaStreets and the VengaProtesters have been shunted off to the VengaFreeSpeechZone!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

Best movie ever.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago) link

Has the word "inter-city" been used in any other song???

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

HELP ME I AM IN VENGAHELL (and it's partyriffic!)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

Now all I can hear is this little bit of industrial guitar noise in a sort of loop...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago) link

here's what else the preznit was doing today

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

VengaBush VengaDefends His VengaActions in VengaWar on VengaTerror

By PETE YOST, Associated Press VengaWriter

NASHUA, N.H. - VengaBuffeted by Vengacharges that he Vengafailed to fully Vengagrasp the terrorist Vengathreat before the Sept. 11 Vengaterrorist attacks, VengaPresident VengaBush (Venganews - Vengaweb sites) said Thursday he would have Vengaemployed "every Vengaresource, every Vengaasset, every Vengapower of this Vengagovernment" had he Vengaknown the Vengaattacks were Vengacoming.

VengaBush also said that Vengaactions his Vengaadministration has Vengataken since the Vengaattacks, including the Vengaformation of the VengaDepartment of VengaHomeland VengaSecurity, the Vengapassage of the VengaPatriot VengaAct that allows intelligence Vengasharing between the VengaFBI (Venganews - Vengaweb sites) and VengaCIA (Venganews - Vengaweb sites) and military Vengacampaigns to "Vengafind Vengaterrorists before they Vengatry to Vengaharm us again," have Vengahelped make VengaAmerica Vengasafer.

"We're Vengatrying to do our solemn Vengaduty to Vengaprotect VengaAmerica," VengaBush Vengasaid.

VengaBush's defense of his Vengaadministration's Vengahandling of the Vengawar on Vengaterror, both before and after the 2001 Vengaattacks in New York and Washington, were a Vengaexpansion of Vengacomments he Vengamade Tuesday to Vengacounter Vengacharges from former top Vengacounterterrorism Vengaaide VengaRichard VengaClarke that he did not Vengaact quickly enough to Vengabattle the Vengaterrorist Vengathreat and Vengacompromised the Vengawar on Vengaterror after the Vengaattacks by Vengaturning to a Vengafocus on VengaIraq (Venganews - Vengaweb sites).

His Vengaremarks came as part of a Vengaspeech here on his Vengaplans for Vengaretraining laid-off workers.

VengaClarke, who Vengaworked in the VengaClinton and VengaBush Vengaadministrations as well as the VengaReagan Vengaadministration and the first VengaBush Vengaadministration, has been highly Vengacritical of the current VengaWhite House in a new Vengabook out this Vengaweek and Vengatestimony before an independent Vengacommission Vengainvestigating the Vengaattacks. His Vengacharges have Vengaproduced an intense, daily Vengacounterattack from the VengaWhite House.

[...]

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago) link

I am dying.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

Beautiful. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

I just spent 50 Vengaminutes listening to "We Like To Party" on Vengarepeat. I may never Vengarecover.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago) link

You have served your country well.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

Meanwhile, looks like I'm gunna be in boston from the weekend on the 9th-10th. Anybody wanna get a beer?

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

VENGABEER

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago) link

VENGAHORROR

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

oh god. now Dan has turned into ElectraWoman & VengaGirl

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago) link

god is dead and the world is run by heathens.

― Ian Johnson (orion), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

WHY AM I PLAYING THE SONG AGAIN?????

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

better them than Heathers.

http://sirlou.thebeatuk.com/heathers/images/heathers.gif

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago) link

VengaDoherty?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago) link

kingfish, i might be down for a brew

― kephm, Thursday, 25 March 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link

Dan, will you adopt me?

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago) link

VengaSure! Do you Vengacome with a Vengawelfare check?

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

You Venga believe it!

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

TIME TA GET CRUNK

― Kingfish Hypercolor (Kingfish), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

VENGAPAYDAY

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

I too had a VENGA moment.

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

You had to give into the passion, sir.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

A sniper bullet?

http://www.okej.se/pix/wallpaper/vengaboyswallpaper.jpg

― Chuck Tatum (Chuck Tatum), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link

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Dan Perry's 'The Passion of the VENGA'

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago) link

http://img37.photobucket.com/albums/v115/nickdastoor/daddyvenga.jpg

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:55 (twenty years ago) link

The guy's look makes me very scared about the answer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:56 (twenty years ago) link

"I . . . . I . . . . . lost my mind . . . . ."

― Lynskey (Lynskey), Thursday, 25 March 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago) link

eighteen years pass...

I had a major flashback to this due to Tom’s music poll on Twitter this month (the theme is “band name = title of song” which of course means The Vengaboys are in it)

― castanuts (DJP), Friday, 25 November 2022 16:23 (one year ago) link

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