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15 constestants in a house (or in a thread, in this case). only they can post to the thread (if anyone else happens to post, the contestants are obliged to ignore that illegal post - simulating isolation). the rest of us vote and comment in another thread. Some posters might be too quiet for your tastes - others might be trying too hard. each day the threads are counted to determine who has to leave. the most popular constestant wins.

Ned Raggett
strongo hulkington
N.
luna
Momus
The Huckle-Buck
Eisbär
RJG
Martin Skidmore
Tep
Pinefox
Marcello Carlin
the surface noise
Matt
Kingfish Funyun

womad and womack and simone, Friday, 19 March 2004 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

WTF is this, an IMD gig? 14-1 male to female ratio, suckers.

suzy (suzy), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

one chick?

crosspost

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah but with a line-up like that there's still an outside chance of onscreen shagging.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Ned wins. So does RJG. The pinefox revives the thread in 2006 to let us know what he thought of it. I make something with duck and pepper jelly.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Kate and Ally need to be in this.

Nick H (Nick H), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Can there be a ban on on-screen shagging?

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Worst ILX BB ever (hey, we've done like seventeen of them).

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll gladly give my spot to any female who wants it.

The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:36 (eighteen years ago) link

I can do a geordie voiceover...

Day wun. No-one in the list, poasts

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:37 (eighteen years ago) link

oh, shit, I just realised that I acknowledged suzy's post. I usually never make that mistake.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh Lord, this means I'm in the ILX top 10 posters, doesn't it? Way to ruin my weekend...

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

HAHAHAAHA

Ronan (Ronan), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

does it? I thought it was creepier than that cf. incl. of m. carlin.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

+ PF.

how do you know 'Matt'=you, anyway? am I breaking the rules, again?

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:43 (eighteen years ago) link

It's the Top 10 posters with added Skidmore, Carlin and Pinefox. Clearly to increase the ratio of sex, violence and Joyce conversation.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:44 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, and Momus as well.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:45 (eighteen years ago) link

This is like the opening of Cube.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

haha, it's like the three messageboard posters of the apocalypse.

crosspost: four.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:46 (eighteen years ago) link

why?

mandee, Friday, 19 March 2004 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

Crikey, imagine Momus on judgement day. "Actually, I question your values system and the values of both your sheep and your goats. I of course, view myself as a glorious, exotic hybrid. A sheepgoat. This would never happen in the Japanese apocalypse."

Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

worst apocalypse, ever.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:51 (eighteen years ago) link

wtf does this even mean?

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:52 (eighteen years ago) link

(Observation from outside the "house": with only one lady [granted, a foxy lady she be] and fourteen fellahz, this shows ratings will be rock-bottom, right between face cream infomercials and state senate sessions.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

no seriously wtf is this?

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

(It seems to be a spoof of Big Brother yo.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe it's another experiment, like that rate the top 100 posters one/whatever.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:57 (eighteen years ago) link

It's experimental all right.

Liz :x (Liz :x), Friday, 19 March 2004 16:59 (eighteen years ago) link

it's inania.

mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe we have to decide who the tallest is?

jel -- (jel), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

this place is fucking weird.

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm still in the top 10 posters if you add my two entries up, not that i want to be in your silly Big Brother game anyway

stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

(he lied)

stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:02 (eighteen years ago) link

ILX Cube, now there's an idea - who gets sliced n' diced in the opening titles? who's the autist? Levan is hawwwwt, that movie kinda sucks tho

stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:04 (eighteen years ago) link

people have been shot for lesser crimes

kephm, Friday, 19 March 2004 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

my luxury item is a gun.

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

does anyone have a bullet as theirs?

RJG (RJG), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:08 (eighteen years ago) link

my luxury item would be love

stevem (blueski), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

ILX Cube

FUCK ALL Y'ALL!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:12 (eighteen years ago) link

seriously, how the FUCK did i get so high on this list? i spend WAY TOO MUCH TIME posting here!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

You're only adding to the problem by posting more, Tad. Bwah hah.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Can I have a taste of Tep's duck and pepper jelly dish?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

I had the same reaction, Tad. I don't think I really post unless it's about food or Jesus. I blame the "childhood flavors" thread, then.

Pepper jelly duck for all! Seriously, it's great. Have I posted about it before? Duck with the fat steamed out, seared until the skin is crispy, add wild blueberries, add Tabasco pepper jelly, eat. Dirt simple and sex good.

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Mmm, delicious. Hijack the thread and post recipes.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 17:55 (eighteen years ago) link

At the moment I'm distracted, or maybe stunned, by what appears to be an episode of Columbo with both Leslie Nielsen and Patrick McGoohan. !!!

But I'm gonna post recipe-type things on the strange foods thread next week, I think.

(I forfeit this thread or contest or whatever, I guess, by virtue of being gone all weekend.)

Tep (ktepi), Friday, 19 March 2004 18:02 (eighteen years ago) link

where's my burrito?

the surface noise (electricsound), Friday, 19 March 2004 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

If they were to hang Martha Stewart, would she get to choose the color & quality of her own rope?

Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Friday, 19 March 2004 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

um...

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 March 2004 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm not picking up after any of y'all.

luna (luna.c), Friday, 19 March 2004 23:07 (eighteen years ago) link

this is among the most spectacular failed threads I can remember! Thank you for including me, anyway!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 20 March 2004 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link


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