POO - Third-Party Presidential Candidate

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Foist your preferred non-Bush/non-Kerry candidate on the people of ILX!

I'm choosing Walt Brown, the Socialist Party USA's candidate.
http://www.brown2004.org/

Apparently, the SPUSA's strategy was to find the bizarro-world John Kerry - former prosecutor, military experience, Mass. connection, white hair.

Go Walt!

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:30 (fifteen years ago) link

Roy Moore! He can take the insane Christian votes away from Bush!
CONSTITUTION PARTY FOREVAH!

Sym (shmuel), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:32 (fifteen years ago) link

Judge Roy would have the best campaign materials. They could sell little souvenir Ten Commandments rocks.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:35 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Walt Brown's sexual charisma might be converting me to the pinko cause:
http://www.brown2004.org/images/walt.gif

Sym (shmuel), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:37 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm guessing he's not from the school of fiery Marxist rhetoric.

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:40 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.sos.state.or.us/elections/nov72000/guide/usrep/img/BROWNWFT.GIF

Walt Brown - secret identity of Hugh Hefner?

(OK, I don't want to sound like I'm making fun of Brown - he seems like a great candidate/guy, but it's weird thinking of someone who could be your grandfather as a socialist.)

miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:43 (fifteen years ago) link

christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:45 (fifteen years ago) link

Nader of course, what's not to like?

D Aziz (esquire1983), Monday, 15 March 2004 08:53 (fifteen years ago) link

I heard he smells like salami.

christhamrin (christhamrin), Monday, 15 March 2004 09:00 (fifteen years ago) link

I love that Judge Roy Moore is running for the Constitution Party.

the ironing (nickalicious), Monday, 15 March 2004 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm waiting for the Prohibition Party to get its act together.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:24 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.freesoil.org/

The Free Soil Party needs a candidate, too.

Maria D., Monday, 15 March 2004 18:35 (fifteen years ago) link

Still gotta stick with Al Hamburg:
http://www.vote-smart.org/img_common/photos/B/BZZ88666.JPG
Religion: None (my own)
Education: Self-educated by reading.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Monday, 15 March 2004 18:59 (fifteen years ago) link

Al Hamburg's Campaign Address:
4705 Road 70 Y "Hell Town"
Torrington, WY 82240

He's the candidate from hell! I like the antlers behind him. My guess is he likes bagging big game, all the while reliving Viet Nam.

Doesn't seem any scarier than shrub.

Maria D., Monday, 15 March 2004 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Hmm. "James L. Baldwin" v. "George Washington America" FITE. Wait a minute, "Just Kaus Committee"? I don't think the reference is intentional. And who is this "Albert Gore"?

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 15 March 2004 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

fifteen years pass...

Now, listen. Larry, are you listening? I can not believe that after all this time, there's no thread for Ross Perot on ILX. That's just a shame, you see? Ok? We're talking about the last independent candidate for president who garnered more than 15% of the vote. Ok? Now, no electoral votes, no, I grant you that. Only an out-and-out racist like George Wallace could get those, but ol' Ross Perot just doesn't have that kind of hate inside him, see? No, the only thing Ross Perot's got inside him is the American spirit, half a dozen fried pickles and a great big thirst for the thrill of competition. So all that said, why doesn't Ross Perot have his own thread on ILX? Guess that's something for the people to decide a little futher down the road a ways. For now, I'm ready to take a call. Who's up, Larry?

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 01:51 (one week ago) link

Roy Moore! He can take the insane Christian votes away from Bush!
CONSTITUTION PARTY FOREVAH!
― Sym (shmuel), Monday, March 15, 2004 2:32 AM (fifteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Uh...

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 02:29 (one week ago) link

oh, but there IS a ross perot thread:

sexxy ross perotic pics

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 02:36 (one week ago) link

That's it! The final straw! I'm dropping out of this thread!

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:17 (one week ago) link

don't do it! after all, wouldn't you miss all the amazing, ageless images posted in this thread?

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 03:21 (one week ago) link

15 years later and I still want Roy Moore to run for president, wtf are all our lives

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 05:43 (one week ago) link


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