Why do Americans say sidewalk when everyone else says footpath?

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I mean it's just not right, is it? It's clearly a path for your feet, and not a walk for your side. And why do they say coffee with cream when they mean milk? Americans are so whacky!

Lord Publicschool-Buggery, Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

because footpath sounds so gucking gay

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

and we dont mean "milk", we typically mean "semen"

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

I have a pave for my ment.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

because otherwise Jesus and Mary Chain wouldn't have wrritten "Sidewalking"

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

This question is mentalism - a footpath isn't the same as a sidewalk. A pavement is a sidewalk. A footpath is one of those scary things that lead through fields and woodland where people disappear forever.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:44 (twenty years ago) link

and while we're asking important questions why do people drive on a park way and park on a driveway it's crazyhawhawhaw!!!!!!!!

sgs (sgs), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:57 (twenty years ago) link

women be shoppinzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 4 March 2004 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

Why do the British say "pardon me" and Americans don't?

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago) link

Huh? Americans say "pardon me." (Though not as often as they should, most likely.)

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

americans don't pump.

cozen (Cozen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.nba.com/media/blazers/sheed-pumped-up.jpg

Yes we do.

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

The BTS son "Sidewalk" wouldn't be the same
'can you wait for the footpath?' I don't think so

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

I only say 'pardon me' when I burp. What do you crazy lot say when you burp?

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

When I say coffee with cream what I want is non-dairy creamer.

marianna, Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

I never say 'pardon me' - it sounds ridiculous.

N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago) link

I say it all the time, but I'm a fool.

dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago) link

That's why I only say it after I've had a burp.

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, I'm more likely to say 'more tea, vicar?'

Madchen (Madchen), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

What if you want to find out whether a train is the Chattanooga Choo Choo or not?

Jerry the Nipper (Jerrynipper), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago) link

Most Americans say "pardon me" as they are burping. It saves time.

Nemo (JND), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago) link

Sidewalks are in cities and suburbs. Footpaths are in the woods.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 March 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago) link

Why do Americans say worldview and the rest of the word says Weltanschauung?

Skottie, Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:12 (twenty years ago) link

Look, I think Americans should just keep quiet for a while. If they can't say it correctly, then they shouldn't say anything at all.

Lord Publicschool-Buggery, Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago) link

I happen to agree, and I'm an American.

Sister Mary Logorrhea (dymaxia), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link

"cream" =/= "milk." usually, cream = half-and-half.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:23 (twenty years ago) link

does half-and-half = single cream? i have not done a taste test.

marianna, Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

no, it = milkshake

My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard,
and they're like,
its better than yours,
damn right its better than yours,
i can teach you,
but i have to charge

Skottie, Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago) link

i think "half-and-half" is half-milk, half-cream (logically enough). there's "heavy cream," but you don't put that in coffee or tea.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

From the joy of baking.com:

Heavy cream or heavy "whipping" cream, has 36 - 40% butterfat and when whipped it holds its form and doubles in volume. Heavy cream is used for filling and decorating pastries.

Whipping cream has a butterfat content of 30%. It whips but not as well as heavy cream, and will not hold its form long. Good for fillings but does not hold up well for piping.

Light or Coffee cream has 18-30% butterfat.

Half and Half cream is a mixture of cream and whole milk and contains 10 ½ - 12% butterfat. Mainly used in beverages and does not whip.

Single cream has a 20% butterfat content and is used in both sweet and savory cooking.

Double (rich) cream has a 48% butterfat content and can be whipped and is also used in pies and sauces.

Clotted cream (Devonshire or Devon Cream) is a thick, rich, yellowish cream with a scalded or cooked flavor that is made by heating unpasteurized milk until a thick layer of cream sits on top. The milk is cooled and the layer of cream is skimmed off. Clotted cream has 55-60 percent fat content and is so thick it does not need whipping. Traditionally served with scones and fruit. Clotted cream is produced commercially in Devon, Cornwall, and Somerset England. In the States it is sold in small jars and can be found in specialty food stores or else through mail order catalogs (The Baker's Catalogue 1-800-827-6836 or kingarthurflour.com).

Crème fraîche is pronounced 'krem fresh'. It is a thick and smooth heavy cream with a wonderfully rich and velvety texture. This matured cream has a nutty, slightly sour taste produced by culturing pasteurized cream with a special bacteria. In France, where it originated, the cream is unpasteurized so it naturally contains the bacteria necessary to make crème fraîche. The butterfat content varies (usually 30%), as there is no set standard so you will find every brand tastes a little differently.

marianna, Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:35 (twenty years ago) link

I'm confused. What do Americans say if they just want milk in their coffee?

Jonathan Z. (Joanthan Z.), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago) link

When I ask for a Coke, i want a 32oz or larger glass filled to the brim with ample ice.

When Im in Europe I ask for a Coke, I get a warm .3L bottle and an empty glass for $5.

Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:39 (twenty years ago) link

Oh yeah, free refills.

Footpath sounds like gay.

Spinktor au de toilette (El Spinktor), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago) link

I never want milk in my coffee, but from what I've observed in diners, which are the only places I really drink coffee, people who do just take a soggy tub of half-and-half from the bowl of ice on the table.

kirsten (kirsten), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago) link

Seventy-eight percent of pavements in the UK connect to each other (via underpasses and even zebra crossings). You can walk from Brighton to Scarborough along a passage created for pedestrians.

Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Thursday, 4 March 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

A footpath leads the Bluebird troop to Johnson's Meadow for s'mores and three-legged races. In a word, gay.

A sidewalk is for craps, chain fights, purse snatchings, and WeeGee photos. See the difference?

andy, Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

OK thanks to coffee houses Americans ACTUALLY say "half and half/milk/skim" when requesting some sort of white liquid to be placed in their coffee!! Fucking imagine that!!

I have never, ever in my entire life actually heard anyone say in real life "coffee with cream".

Sidewalk: it is a WALKway on the SIDE of the road. This litany of "Asians drive like THIS!" threads today is really pissing me off for no explicable reason.

Allyzay, Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago) link

Ditto.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

Zebra crossings? "Crosswalk" sounds so much more appropriate. I've never seen a zebra that was the color of asphalt with white stripes.

Pavement with White Stripes! It's SPIN's dream indie tour!

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 4 March 2004 17:57 (twenty years ago) link

sidewalks are for craps

So it was YOU.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.icp.org/weegee/images/wg4-60.jpg

andy, Thursday, 4 March 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

I have never, ever in my entire life actually heard anyone say in real life "coffee with cream".

I've lived in the Heartlands of America most of my life (Wisconsin, Minnesota, Ohio), which are HUGE dairy producing states.

From young to old, we ALL say "Would you like some cream with your coffee?" Originally, it WAS cream, since it was considered such a luxury item (1800's to 1940's). Then, women started to diet, but it didn't leave the Midwest language.

I've gone to people's homes for brunch and been asked if I'd like 'cream' with my coffee and I get a bottle of cancer-causing WHITE powder to beat into my coffee....ugh! When I've asked for "real cream", these Kate Moss wannabe's will haul out the soy milk or skim milk, which by the way, was considered a waste product by dairy farms up until the 60's and fed to the HOGS to get rid of it.

So, at least for folks from the heartland who have been born and raised here, "cream" just stands now for whatever white stuff you want to stick into your coffee.

Psychokitty, Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago) link

And furthermore: I just asked my S.O. if she'd like some "cheese on your roast beef sandwich?", to which she replied, "Why do you Americans think that cheese goes on EVERYTHING?"

My response, "Because it DOES!"

A Wisconsin Cheesehead and Proud of It.

Psychokitty, Thursday, 4 March 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago) link

For the same reasons that they are still not using the Metric System...

sublimityeternal (sublimityeternal), Friday, 5 March 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago) link

We're not using the Metric System because it takes more kilometers to go a mile which means we would all have further to travel, and our country is way too big anyway.

Pleasant Plains (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 5 March 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago) link


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