Meanwhile, in global asteroid disaster news

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Um, count our lucky stars, then?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago) link

"If it had been cloudy and the call had been
made to the President it would have been disastrous."

For soooo many reasons.

My Huckleberry Friend (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 19:50 (twenty years ago) link

probably would've used it as an excuse to declare war on iran!

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

Many astronomers recognise that they a false alarm could have brought ridicule on their profession.

Nevermind the "that they a" error in the sentence... I like that it implies that some astronomers don't recognize that a false alarm could make them look ridiculous.

martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago) link

it was only 30 metres wide. so the disaster could have been worse than 11-9, say, but only if it landed somewhere heavily populated.

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago) link

"Stay cool, daddies. There ain't no reason to go knockin' on the Bushman's door, dig?"

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39897000/jpg/_39897925_chapman_203.jpg

maypang (maypang), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago) link

Uh, DV, the end of the article?

And 2004 AS1? It turned out to be bigger than anyone had
thought - about 500m wide. It eventually passed the Earth at a
distance of about 12 million km - 32 times the Earth-Moon
distance, posing no danger to us whatsoever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago) link

that's why the tides were a little off that day.

A Nairn (moretap), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

they failed to spot a 500m wide object until just 36 hours from potential impact??? (or was the eta as unreliable as the initial size given?)

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago) link

Timing is a funny thing. Had the Tugunska blast of 1908 happend 50 years later... in 1958... The Cold War would have been launched, without a doubt.

Ha..... ha..... *cough*.... ha?

(That said, between the 1908 blast and Halley's Comet's really close approach in 1910, and the subsequent amount of freaked out people back then, I wonder if this fueled the current standard for astronomical research we have today)

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 24 February 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago) link

it would boost sales of Deep Impact and Armageddon. On the plus side we would be annhiliated.

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 00:14 (twenty years ago) link

they failed to spot a 500m wide object until just 36 hours from potential impact??? (or was the eta as unreliable as the initial size given?)

500m wide is still tiny, on the cosmic scheme of things. You'd be doing very well to see one of those before it hit you.

so how much damage would that do if it hit the world? My suspicion is substantial numbers of people killed, but not the end of life as we know it.

DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:24 (twenty years ago) link

dude ned have you listened to coast to coast am this week?

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

long story short we're all gonna die

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

THIS YEAR

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:26 (twenty years ago) link

Like, relax. Ed Harris and Morgan Freeman have got it under control. Always did. Have some faith, fleh.

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago) link

how irritating.

xpost

hmm, Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:32 (twenty years ago) link

i like the fact that it's the brit scientists going, "now steady on chaps, let's not get carried away here old bean", "damned excitable colonials, what are we to do with them?" etc :)

CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 13:49 (twenty years ago) link

THIS YEAR

Should I ask for my Xmas gifts now?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:17 (twenty years ago) link

we ain't got that long!

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:18 (twenty years ago) link

why celebrate Christmas at all? it's obvious Jesus doesn't give a shit about yours!

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

carsmile you just ripped that line from Independence Day did you not?

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

idiot stevem tho, i kept reading the 'm' as MILES not metres...

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

they would have sent Bruce Willis off into space with Ben Assfleck never to be seen again. Now thats a national disaster.

Chris V (Chris V), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:40 (twenty years ago) link

in space no-one can hear Ben Affleck saying to Bruce Willis 'I LOOOVE YOOOOOU'

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

you're all gonna die

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

THIS YEAR

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

planet x, it starts in antartica, the west coast of the us goes first, sept 29

cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 25 February 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...
They're baaaack.... (maybe)

Girolamo Savonarola, Tuesday, 19 April 2005 03:10 (eighteen years ago) link

fourteen years pass...

Due to its size, 2020 EF will most likely not cause an impact event, likely breaking if it enters Earth's atmosphere. It's big enough, however, to cause an explosion in the sky that could be dangerous, as illustrated by the 2013 meteor explosion over the city of Chelyabinsk, Russia, which produced a flash 30 times brighter than the Sun and caused 180 cases of eye pain and 70 cases of temporary flash blindness.

CNEOS said the asteroid is expected to approach Earth on March 18 at 11:15 p.m. EDT. During this time, the asteroid will fly past Earth from a distance of 0.04241 astronomical units or roughly 3.9 million miles from the planet’s center.

more good news, apparently we had an exploding meteor over the Bering Sea in late 2018 with an blast as powerful as "10 Hiroshimas" but nobody noticed until ages later after checking the data from a Japanese weather satellite.

calzino, Monday, 16 March 2020 16:46 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

turns out there's this youtube guy who believes that the GREAT DAYLIGHT FIREBALL of 1972 was two miles across and not just 10-45 ft as the authorities wd have us believe

he's basing it on triangulation and the famous linda baker video and i suspect him of at least two very basic errors but he's a bad narrator and it's hard to say

mark s, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link

if he's right it was a near miss extinction-wise tho!

mark s, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link

I noticed earlier that netflix have a not very good christmas treat in store - a movie about this scenario being imminent and nobody gaf ... sort of Meh..loncholia

calzino, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 20:22 (two years ago) link

i'm excited about it!

mark s, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link

It might be ok. I was re-watching Meloncholia the other day and thinking it isn't a great movie but the last hour of it is utterly fantastic.

calzino, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link

well that's a rogue planet rather than asteroid but that's how Von Tryhard rolls!

calzino, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link

oh i meant i was excited abt the coming mass extinction i dont care abt the stupid movie

mark s, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

when it happens I don't want to be that character dismissing it as a fly pass and then going into the stables to blow my brains out when I realise the end is coming. I want to watch it happen!

calzino, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link

Sorry guys... but we'll blow it out of the sky:

https://www.npr.org/2021/10/16/1046700417/nasa-launches-an-asteroid-hunter-named-lucy-with-a-beatles-connection

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 1 December 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link


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