stephen king c/d?

We should have a 'best/scariest horror movie scenes of all time' thread, that would be wicked. Lots of good ones in not-so-good movies.

I nominate the stabbed-hand-stab from the Crazies remake.

We should have a 'best/scariest horror movie scenes of all time' thread, that would be wicked. Lots of good ones in not-so-good movies.

― Artisanal Personality Disorder (Old Lunch), Thursday, May 9, 2019 12:05 PM (seventeen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

vulture did a ranking of this recently? it was a little too loose of an idea to work as a ranking tbh it would be a much better message board thread

i recall the very not-good Darkness Falls having a good scary opening scene.

there's a pretty scary scene in the downright awful the houses october built but it's not worth the suffering

Someone make this thread plz, it is a good idea

do we want to restrict it to bad/mediocre movies? I like that idea.

Here, we can stop shitting up this thread now: Best and/or Scariest and/or Creepiest Scenes Ever (from horror films or TV shows or whatever, I don't care)

i think a lot of king's creepiest and most unsettling scenes are basically unfilmable, because they either stem from some ineffable, nearly-symptomless ~~wrongness~~ about the mise-en-scene.... or really freaky elaborate distortions of reality (like idk the house caving in on the kid in the second or third dark tower book) which are just going to be realized as photorealistic-but-fakey CGI, missing the gauze of nightmare that our imaginations give to them.

yes v well put

a v strange quality, possibly stemming specifically from manys the shonky tv/movie adaptation, where even *in my head* now, kings scare scenes look like crummy cheap and corny efforts. i really have to not visualize in order for it to be in any way scary, essentially

def agreed on cgi literalism but of course movies can do ineffable wrongness just fine if you have the talent for it (which is why you even said mise-en-scene). suspect the people who edited that old lady scene have seen inland empire.

lynch is a good example, his reputation as an arthouse director often overshadows the fact that he's exceptional at creating unsettling or often deeply frightening moments and scenes, and has the ability to maintain an atmosphere of dread over long stretches. the most frightening thing i'd seen in my early years was maybe Twin Peaks, which captures in a very different way a small town full of unexplained terrors, and it's always made me think he could pull off an outstanding SK adaptation.

all true and obv the shining gets this in its own way, and probably others if i thought about it. just i feel like the powers that be with greenlighting a big horror film in the 2010s aren't going to grok a pitch that really leans into that stuff. so maybe it's not so much "unfilmable" as "not what decision-makers picture a 'stephen king movie' as being like."

omar, you've just made me lament the Lynch/King collaboration we'll never see...

yeah twin peaks is great at the "there's something especially creepy and cold and evil about THIS stretch of 2-lane road through the woods on a pitch-black night" vibe

Lynch & king have a shared interest in certain archetypes & Americana and both independently arrived at the idea that the ultimate embodiment of evil is a goofball in a denim jacket, although only Lynch managed to make that actually terrifying. King attempting Lynch gives you daffy shit like his riget remake; I would love for Lynch to attempt king, if only to give ol Steve something to hate even more than kubrick’s shining

Lynch would do the house on nybolt street soooo well

GIVE IT UP, STEPHEN

How about Netflix bringing back UNDER THE DOME, only starting from scratch and actually doing the book?

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) June 13, 2019

lol yeah i read that and rolled my eyes all the way back.

It's like you folks have completely forgotten how he and Steven Weber labored to bring us the PROPER adaptation of The Shining we'd been clamoring for since that abomination dropped back in 1980. Never discount the King!

I didn’t watch it but I don’t think the improper adaptation of under the dome is as well regarded as kubrick’s shining tbf

I kid, but I get it. He'd like to see others adapt his work with the degree of reverence he demonstrated when he brought 'Trucks' to the silver screen.

Ha that one I have seen, it’s an outstanding piece of shit and all fun and games until the dp loses an eye

I still remember how incredibly excited I was for that Shining miniseries as a kid and huge fan of the book, the original film, all things King, etc. I think I ended up not even watching the last episode.

King films are notoriously mostly dogshit, it’s interesting now we’re in this moment of ~respectable~ king films and the decent to dogshit ratio is exactly the same as before except that funless competence is now the peak

The new it and pet sematary are the most egregious, you can feel the cumulative hedging of 500 script iterations by committee creating a product that’s less compelling than the trashy 90s versions

The early King adaptations are still the best, obv. I mean when your work is being adapted by De Palma, Kubrick, and Cronenberg the results are gonna be okay! Gotta give a shout out to The Running Man and Stand By Me too but they are obv different from the usual when it comes to King.

His horror works much better on the page and anyone trying to directly translate it has to devote a lot of time to dialogue about shit weasels and so on.

Pet Sematary remake was the most pointless thing. The original was fine, nothing mindblowing but better than most King adaptations. I haven't heard anyone say anything complimentary about the new one. What's even the point. Remake the freakin' Lawnmower Man if you absolutely have to go down that road.

Original ps is mainly bad but entertainingly so and features the single funniest scene in the history of cinema

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5So0SX24u0

that shd be on the sight and sound thread

tbh, as corny as that scene may be, it still fucks me up.

I must have watched it a hundred times and it never fails to crack me up

Pet sematary 2 quite obv the best watch of the bunch, the new remake even nicked a plot element from it

lol its a shame how he gets tripped up by that hidden invisible bear trap when he's just inches away from the kid, really hate to see that happen

was really hoping he'd have a chance to GET THE BABY

GET THE BABY

I haven't seen it since its initial airing obv, but apparently I am the only human being on the planet who liked the Shining miniseries?

Something about the way they film and perform the idiotic beatific laughter just before hilarious gross negligence reminds me of the zoolander petrol fight scene

(Xp)

yeah the way he laughs, does a complete 180 turn to his child, and then they cut back and hes still just laughing with his back turned is like a perfect comedy beat

whereabouts is this film in the history of the "big no" trope?

(or did kubrick invent that also)

post-"Tough Guys Don't Dance", which probably deserves its own category.

idk if this is the originator but it must be the pinnacle, playing it 3 times for no reason just makes it perfect kitsch somehow

For those unaware, the Pet Sematary dad is also the actor responsible for this apex of filmed entertainment:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhNC9VPBXXI

holy shit

God bless him

i can found "10 hours of principal skinner shouting noooo" on youtube (i didn't watch it all) but no tropes-type history of what the simpsons had in mind when they first used it >:(

i saw PS at a drive-in and the entire place erupted in cheers at that scene

For those unaware, the Pet Sematary dad is also the actor responsible for this apex of filmed entertainment:

― Morrie Antoilette (Old Lunch), Friday, June 14, 2019 5:09 PM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

OL, I had no idea this was missing from my life.

he plays a vicious pimp in Roger Corman's '80s classic Streetwalkin' starring Melissa Leo as a runaway(!) who becomes a prostitute who eventually has to FIGHT BACK

You saw Principal Skinner at a drive in?

I saw Principal Skinner at a drive-in making babies with Mrs Krabappel and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Not sure if this is the best thread for it, search wasn't coming up with anything promising, but this season of Castle Rock has been great. Lizzy Caplan is really, really good.