ORNALDO BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

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He took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

DiMarceau Fishpower, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I...I am in awe of this. Every last typo.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:26 (seventeen years ago) link

*turns into a heron*

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Republicans, elephant metaphors, come on people, where you at?

TOMBOT, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:31 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU ARE MY FAVORITE PERSON EVER DO YOU KNOW THIS?

Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I am crying with laughter.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 03:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I mean, really, best thread ever.

Ally doesn't have a copyright on hyperbole, even though she's way better at it t, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a copyright on your fucking soul dude, do not step.

Allyzay, Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:25 (seventeen years ago) link

how's this:

of the 4 google results for "bloomps", one is for tim finney's review of stankonia.

gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 22 January 2004 04:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Don't you have to be 35 to be able to run for President? Sorry to scupper this. Maybe, there is another state he could be president of with less rigid age requirements.

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

ornaldo bloomps...sweet jesus.

Chris V (Chris V), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Ornaldo is a wonderful name, like an alternate take on Oswaldo.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:17 (seventeen years ago) link

I laughed so hard I startled my coworkers. It was all Ned's fault.

Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

:-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:33 (seventeen years ago) link

lordy!

sucka (sucka), Thursday, 22 January 2004 18:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Can I put this on a t-shirt?

That's a Goddamn Lie (Liar), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:01 (seventeen years ago) link

This should surely become the new "all your base".

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 22 January 2004 23:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I MUST REGISTER WWW.INSCRUTABLE-Ts.COM NOW

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 23 January 2004 00:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm surprised this didn't have more legs...

That's a Goddamn Lie (Liar), Friday, 23 January 2004 23:23 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
How many legs do you need?

mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

Orlando Bloom's also British. Officially, we don't have a president.

Nick H (Nick H), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

I believe Ornaldo Bloomps has dual citizenship though.

mmmmsalt (Graeme), Monday, 1 March 2004 20:47 (seventeen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
A new career.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 March 2004 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

cant'...stop...laughing....

J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:02 (seventeen years ago) link

"They're playing our song... at the start of myyyyy new caaaaareeeeerrrrr, my new career..."

(Sorry, that's what came to my mind when I saw "A new career".)

Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 March 2004 06:12 (seventeen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://www.mingthemerciless.com/bloomps.jpg

ORNALDO BLOOMPS, Friday, 16 April 2004 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

:-D

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh lord above.

Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:29 (seventeen years ago) link

I strongly suggest viewing the main site. Thank you, Ming, for making us laugh about love, again.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 16 April 2004 23:32 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
DID U SEE HIM TAKE DOWN BRAD PITT WITH THE FUCKING ARROWS AND BOW AND SHIT? WHO TAKES DOWN BRAD PITT IT'S ORNALOD BLOMPS ERIC BANA FUCK U. PRADISENT!!! HOLY SHIT.

FUCK, Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:33 (seventeen years ago) link

If you're not using that brain, can I have it? I need to create an AOL account. Cheers.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 06:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh I do like "Ornalod Blomps". Well done.

Matt (Matt), Sunday, 16 May 2004 07:43 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to agree with the sentiment re Eric Bana I must say.

Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 16 May 2004 11:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, who is Eric Bana anyway besides being in The Hulk? Was he in anything else major before this or did he just sit around and be Australian on Neighbours?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 13:19 (seventeen years ago) link

ok to stop pretending to be a random googler for a second now, how the hell did this really random joke end up on some unrelated random website? I'm actually really curious about this.

Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Nice one Ally. ;-) As for the unrelated etc., I suspect the person behind the website lurks here or else this became a meme without our noticing.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:36 (seventeen years ago) link

er

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

The day after it was posted here! Yay!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 16 May 2004 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Dear Ornaldo Bloomps - please get out of my head. You are disrupting my peace. Thank you.

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Troy = Ornaldo Bloomps upskirt!!!

Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Sunday, 16 May 2004 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

ok seriously of all the fucking things to make it off ILX as a meme, THIS?

Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:24 (seventeen years ago) link

It's weirdly mind-sticky though. Two weeks ago I woke up at 6:23am and my first thought was "Ornaldo Bloomps" I groaned and tried to go back to sleep but it was no use... Bloomps Bloomps Bloomps... get out of my head!

Kim (Kim), Sunday, 16 May 2004 19:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, who is Eric Bana anyway besides being in The Hulk? Was he in anything else major before this or did he just sit around and be Australian on Neighbours?

He was in a sketch comedy show called Full Frontal, in which he did a few character parts that really weren't that funny. He then went on to get his own sketch show called Eric, which also wasn't that funny, and lasted about a month. He was also in the iconic low-budget Australian film The Castle.

Autumn Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:04 (seventeen years ago) link

He is hilarious in Chopper. What happened? Now he's the guy you call in when you can't afford Russell Crowe.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

You're right about it being weirdly mind-sticky. I'll never see the man again without calling him "Ornaldo Bloomps" and describe whatever he is doing with a "DAAAAMN" at the end.

Allyzay, Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I like how his hair fits between the background and the text

gabbneb (gabbneb), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

ornaldo bloomps = the kind of thing you share with even yr non-ILX friends.

when i first saw this thread, friends of mine were in the room as well and have contributed to the spreading of the ornaldo bloomps meme.

Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 16 May 2004 22:41 (seventeen years ago) link

ORNALDO A BOOK BY VIRGIN WOLF
LEO BLOOMPS A MODREN UYSSLES
TOOTEE

TOOTEE, Monday, 17 May 2004 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

PEEPOLE I NO WHO DNTO EVEN AHVE A CUMPEWTER SAY ORNALDO BLOOMS NOW OMG LOL ROFFLE YO

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 17 May 2004 06:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Bloomp if you agree

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:21 (four years ago) link

Orlando's Bloom

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:22 (four years ago) link

i was checking if this thread has been bloomped

no poke balls (rip van wanko), Thursday, 4 August 2016 19:31 (four years ago) link

He Katy Perry took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNN

FIXED

Kenneth Without Anger (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 4 August 2016 20:24 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

vote bloomps

augh (Control Z), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:09 (four years ago) link

Today, my son was looking around the house for a Ganesh tapestry that my wife had given him for his birthday and there was much discussion of "that elephant thing".

how's life, Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:35 (four years ago) link

Bloomps running strong in Utah, could finish 2nd to McMullin.

Mike Pence shakes his head and mouths the word ‘no’ (tipsy mothra), Sunday, 6 November 2016 23:53 (four years ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

augh (Control Z), Monday, 7 November 2016 00:20 (four years ago) link

Now more than ever

ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Monday, 7 November 2016 03:18 (four years ago) link

Now more than ever

― ELECTION (no comey I) (El Tomboto), Sunday, November 6, 2016 9:18 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

augh (Control Z), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 21:04 (four years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/J7qMe

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:12 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/otoCZ4P.jpg

Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:13 (four years ago) link

yesss

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 November 2016 23:43 (four years ago) link

Ornaldo Bloomps ate with relish the inner organs of beasts and fowls.

i push more weight than giles corey (Pillbox), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 10:32 (four years ago) link

thank u Michael B

augh (Control Z), Thursday, 10 November 2016 06:18 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

Ornaldo Bloomps for Rycroft Philostrate!

I am not kidding.

http://variety.com/2017/tv/news/orlando-bloom-amazon-carnival-row-1202538802/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:28 (three years ago) link

this sounds like some horrible China Mieville project

Οὖτις, Friday, 25 August 2017 16:35 (three years ago) link

It's an anagram for Erratic Frothy Plots.

Old Lynch's Sex Paragraph (Phil D.), Friday, 25 August 2017 16:40 (three years ago) link

eight months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DdU8VMkV4AE8sMR.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 May 2018 15:37 (three years ago) link

one year passes...

The deadlinked pics make my heart so heavy ITT. anybody have a copy of the one where he is on stage giving a campaign speech?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:48 (one year ago) link

six months pass...

Congratns?

Mark G, Thursday, 5 March 2020 08:22 (one year ago) link

We’ve all been here for....many, many years, haven’t we

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 March 2020 09:47 (one year ago) link

BABY BLOOMPS FOR PRESIDETN

When I was a boy, Ornaldo Bloomps becoming presidetn was just a beautiful dream. But now it's science fact!

Waifu-ed Around and Fell in Love (Old Lunch), Thursday, 5 March 2020 15:14 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

Baby Bloomps has arrived. Can't wait to see his first takedown.

peace, man, Thursday, 27 August 2020 12:40 (eleven months ago) link

Baron Bloomps

life is beauitul (rip van wanko), Thursday, 27 August 2020 14:43 (eleven months ago) link

Seems defunct alas https://twitter.com/ornaldobloomps

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:35 (eleven months ago) link

sad his twitter bio wasn’t “took down that elephant thing HARDCORE”

Roz, Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (eleven months ago) link

Damn.

Mark G, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:05 (eleven months ago) link

Her name is Daisy Dove Bloom?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:10 (eleven months ago) link

six months pass...

Amazing

Genuinely thought the Orlando Bloom interview in The Sunday Times was a spoof.

Is it really not?
https://t.co/nZdA4F6IKZ pic.twitter.com/m2n2anZfNt

— dan barker (@danbarker) March 21, 2021

Alba, Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:22 (four months ago) link

This is why we elected him presidetn

Clem McFlannery's Clam Phlegm Cannery (Old Lunch), Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:13 (four months ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

treeship., Sunday, 21 March 2021 12:22 (four months ago) link

also dreaming about roles for minorities and women

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:33 (four months ago) link

also eyeing up beautiful cows

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:37 (four months ago) link

A cup of PG Tips. Just say tea you cleft.

nashwan, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:38 (four months ago) link

Nothing wrong with eating plant based and meditating.

It's the Stone Temple Pilots I have a problem with, but I am biased.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 21 March 2021 15:52 (four months ago) link

(plant) based bloomps

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:04 (four months ago) link

green powders

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:05 (four months ago) link

I'M GOIN HHGUNGRAAAAYYYYYYYYY

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 21 March 2021 17:06 (four months ago) link

His diet isn't "plant-based" so much as "product advertised by someone on the Joe Rogan show-based."

OTOH, 2015 wellness nonsense is better than the Q/wellness crossover that followed.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 15:48 (four months ago) link

And MTG is its ultimate avatar. Only thing missing is anti-vaxx shrieking.

pomenitul, Monday, 22 March 2021 15:51 (four months ago) link

milo he didn’t say his diet was plant based, he said HE was plant based

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:42 (four months ago) link

slamming an eight ball of chlorophyll directly into his heart

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:47 (four months ago) link

Tell you what, on his recent Graham Norton remote appearance he very much came across as a man who'd had a more than cheeky amount of some powders which were very much not green, if you catch my drift.

chap, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (four months ago) link

DAMMMNNN.

Kim, Monday, 22 March 2021 17:56 (four months ago) link

anybody who gives answers like in that Sunday Times interview has a heightened sense of their own importance, artificially enhanced or otherwise

scamp til you're damp (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 March 2021 17:57 (four months ago) link

three months pass...

the "uh" shirt is still available btw: https://www.zazzle.com/uh_t_shirt-235609635764585640

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 14:51 (one week ago) link

lol, wow

Marty J. Bilge (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:00 (one week ago) link

wait, what happened to my uh shirt

Karl Havoc (DJP), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 15:10 (one week ago) link


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