National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation vs. A Christmas Story FITE

• adding the phrase "...dog-kissing, snake-licking..." to a mock-angry rant. (From Chevy Chases angry tirade toward the end of "Christmas Vacation".)
  
• "only I didn't say fudge." (from "A Christmas Story")
  

Disclaimer: Granted, these two gags have been done to death, but they still get a cheap laugh. YMMV.

A Christmas Story makes me laugh every year. The damn father in that kills me. "Ahhh fra-gil-ay, must be italian."

"It's...uhm...STARING at me!"

"OHhhh! *CHOP*"

C+
You'll shoot your eye out

You can buy the lamp online, too. It's a Major Award!

Christmas Vacation wins because of the Scathing Social Commentary, which *always* wins over Heartwarming Family Fun.

A Christmas Story has that! As you say yourself, the need for Major Awards! The war between the sexes! Gender roles! (ie the pink bunny suit)

Home Alone II, however...

yes, but he also directed Black Christmas. surely that was Margot Kidder's finest hour! to say nothing of Olivia Hussey, Keir Dullea, and John Saxon. and last but not least, the wonderful performance of Second City Television's greatest genius, Andrea Martin!!

and annouschka, you are wrong about the first vacation movie. it's not as good as you remember. even if you are watching it right now.

My family, as well, holds both movies very dear around the holidays. The TBS Christmas Story marathon is always on the whole day (thankfully, it replaced the Yule Log several years ago). We all have our favorite parts. Mine, for some reason, is when the dad says "What a great lamp!" - makes me crack up every time. I don't believe there has been a movie since that portrays kids as they really are, rather than portraying them as the 'miniature wisecracking adults' we've unfortunately become accustomed to. When Flick cries 'uncle' and whines like a little bitch after gettintg his tongue stuck on the pole (watch his hands, helplessly flailing around - very real), it's exactly how a little kid would act.

Christmas Vacation is more of a 'cult' film in the Fidelity house, in that a few members of the family merely endure it, rolling their eyes at the menfolk pissing themselves over the Griswald Supersled, the nostalgic-time-alone-with-film-projector-ending-in-slapstick-mayhem, or Aunt Bethany in general ("I like riding in cars!"). But it's an indisputable classic as well.

I tried reading the Jean Shepard book A Christmas Story was based on a few years ago, and, in a spoiled rotten, post-Sedaris way, found it incredibly dull and not very funny.

I'd say The Muppet's Christmas Carol ranks higher than Christmas Vacation as far as favourite Xmas movies go. But Christmas Story is the best.

Christmas Story by a nose. Aunt Bethany kills, but the Santa slide scene is genuinely terrifying. Great use of the fish-eye lens.

Saw this bit last night. In fact, I don't ever think I've seen the actual film all the way through in one sitting. Still, `tis a classic.

I remember enjoying Christmas Vacation (i.e. the last respectable piece of work by Chevy Chase?), but only saw it once.

A Christmas Story is infinitely better.
"I LIke the Wizard of Oz"
"Leave me alone, kid. I'm thinking."

...that film is nearly perfect.

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"It's, uh, STARING at me!"

even though gremlins has phoebe cates it is still a distant third in a three man race.

"shitter was full"

"Wonder Years" influenced by it.

Minor, but I noticed a logistical problem where old-Ralphie continued to narrate events after he'd fled the scene (the part where his friend gets bullied out on the yard).

D'Angelo: Did you catch when the police came in and there's a freeze frame where my hand was (on Chevy's crotch)? I did that spur of the moment and told Chevy, just to see if anyone on set noticed. But we did a couple takes and no one mentioned it.

Yes, Ms. D'Angelo, having turned 16 the month before this movie was released, I did happen to catch that take.

EVERYBODY caught that, Bev.

I could have done without the narration.

It's Jean Shepherd!

Didn't know that...Doesn't change my mind, though; I honestly felt it would have been a better film without it.

I'm with you regarding voice-over in 99 percent of movies, especially anything directed by Woody Allen, but this movie's an exception (and there was too much of it in "The Wonder Years").

would be a lesser film w/o narration no question

yeah, otm. this is one of the very few movies i can think of where the narration is absolutely essential. the tone of the movie would be completely different without it.

It's not really fair to say "better film" without it; it would have to be a different film, as the narration fills in a lot of the story. But I just found the narration too folksy.

One thing that was eye-opening for my students was seeing Peter Billingsley as an adult--turns out most of them had seen him in Elf.

http://fm.cnbc.com/applications/cnbc.com/resources/img/editorial/2011/09/09/44459961-SS_Child_Star_Successes_Billingsly_Peter.jpg

Seriously--completely subjective reaction. I realize how beloved the film is.

i have never seen christmas vacation

:o

also i didn't see 16 candles until i was 22

I never really learned how to love.

never seen either of these

(no, not ACS in its entirety; i did listen to Jean Shepherd on the radio some)

RedLetterMedia did an episode on Christmas Vacation 2: Cousin Eddie's Island Adventure -- apparently it is a truly terrible movie.

http://youtu.be/3plH6M1LadY

Isn't "Christmas Vacation 2" like calling a movie "Return of the Jedi 2" or "Rocky III 2: Clubber's Revenge"?

No one's mentioned Melinda Dillon's kooky, original perf as the mom in ACS: an odd mix of authority and a child trapped in an adult's body. I like the bit where she and the kids are shouting "Jingle Bells" in the car and caps it with a loud fart noise and a delighted laugh.

i love her!

never seen any of the Vacations, was made to watch ACS last year for the first time bcz America

and bcz filmed in clevo, i'll bet

Guy whose house is at the end of my neighborhood's off-ramp always features one of those leg lamps front-and-centeri in his picture window during Christmas. How I hate him so.

For the theme song, Prince was a Warner artist and he produced it. He's the one who brought in Darlene Love.

Is Darlene Love so synonymous with Christmas that even the director of the film can't remember that it was Mavis Staples who did the theme?

and bcz filmed in clevo, i'll bet

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I'm saving Major League for next xmas.

have never watched either bcz I prefer Preston fucking Sturges

(I have of course seen ACS scenes all out of order across the years bcz my sister always has it on)

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Vacation

Is Rusty still in the Navy?

butchered on uk tv right now, so my Facebook feed tells me

overwhelming in its melancholic nostalgia. The last scene with the mom and dad bathed in Christmas tree light and watching snow plays completely different at the tail end of Christmas Day than it does Christmas Eve.

Still believe this, tbh. The end of Christmas and the start of three to four months of winter is always a killer.

the 50 days til the start of baseball spring training, really

I've never seen Preston Sturges because I prefer Charles fuckin Dickens

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christmas story sequel is dreadfully cornball with little of the OG's charm

there's even a scene that's actually a watered down version of a Christmas Vacation scene

Watched the preview and I will be passing

I just love riding in cars!

GRACE

Don't drop me down, Clark!

Something sort of perverse that any single frame of film would center on Chevy Chase, given the galley of assassins making up the entire rest of the cast

The bless-ing!

No one in the movie pulls focus harder than Doris Roberts. She has maybe 4 lines of actual dialogue and somehow gets maybe three dozen laughs.

I’ve seen it too many times, but some small moments still get me. When Clark sticks his head out of the attic window and you see the lunatic application of Christmas lights. And “If I had a rubber hose I would beat you…”

Randy Quaid’s “You serious, Clark?” after he tells the kids about Santa is still probably my all time though.

otm!

It's a goddamn stupid line, but last night I lost it when Randy Quaid said, "Better take a rain check on that, Art, he's got a lip fungus that ain't been identified."

The bless-ing!

― Paul Ponzi

Whenever someone in the family says they can't hear, we whip out this line.

i don’t KNOW, margo

that’s my most quoted line

My carpet! *sobs*

EDDIE

It's a crying shame the older kids couldn't make it. Yeah, I got the daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career.

CLARk

College?

EDDIE

Carnival.

CLARK

You gotta be proud.

EDDIE

Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks maybe next year he'll be guessing people's weight or barking for the Yak Woman. You ever see her?

CLARK

No.

EDDIE

She's got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she's ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And a hell of a good cook.