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WEll you landlubbers get your sea legs, soon youll be salty dogs

― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Arr, matey, best to avoid a taste of the cat, now swab the decks.

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Avast ye dirty landlubbers or ah'll make ye walk the plank!

― Kate the Saint, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

("best to avoid" doesn't sound very like a pirate)

― mark s, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Blow the man down matey

― Ronan, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ar, ye wee-willied mermaid milker, 'twar was one ev'en apparximartly two eers ago me friends an' I started talking like pirates on St. Patty's day. We were drunk an' confoozed we was and suddenly we realized 'twasn't the Pats that said, "Ar" but pirates. It made it mahr fun 'at way and as the night continnied we noticed more an' more landlubbers were growin' fins and spoutin' off like pirates. 'Twer a loot o' fun, 'twere. Especially because it was somewhere between pirate and Scottish-man , which don't have a warm sheep's ass to do with St. Patty's day. Ach. (cross the pirate on the Simpsons with Willy The Groundskeeper).

― Keeper of the Domecile, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ahharrr, take a goat, would ye, though there be fifty men afore thee, and the poor beat's nethers be mush?

― Al, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

aaaarrrrrr...this mast be high, sez i. batten down whatever needs to be batten down. where's me cabin boy?

and so forth.

― jess, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

blark!! facck! fleeoip!

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ar, ye wee-thrusted mermaid milker, 'twar was one ev'en apparximartly two fucks ago me ballbusts an' I shafted cocksucking like fucks on St. Patty's day. We were drunk an' jerked we was and suddenly we cocksucked 'twasn't the raunching Smacks that said, "Ar" but barfs. It made it mahr fun 'at way and as the fucking night licked we plowed more an' more smacks were growin' fingers and spoutin' off like deep throats. 'Twer a dripping loot o' fun, 'twere. Especially because it was somewhere between pirate and Scottish-man , which don't have a farting warm sheep's ass to do with St. Patty's day. Ach. (unclefucks the dripping pirate on the charvering Plows with Willy "Bust-a-Cunt" The fistfucking Groundskeeper).

-- Keeper of the squirting Domecile

― Mike Hanle y, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ders no pirates in newfielnd eh.

― Mr Noodles, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'Gebrauchsmusik', meaning useful or practical music, was an idea invented by the modernist socialists of the Weimar Republic. Their optimism and modernism brought them into conflict with the reactionary, resentment-fuelled Nazis and they were all chased out of Germany during the 1930s.

(The eyepatch does all the work, you see.)

― Momus, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

LOL LOL ROTFLMAO

― anthony, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

ARRRRRRRRR!

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I can't tell the difference between pirate talk and Popeye talk.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Well, Momus wins, I retire!

"best to avoid" doesn't sound very like a pirate

What if it's the Dread Pirate Roberts, I ASK YOU?

― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

mmmm, the Dread Pirate Roberts!

― rainy, Saturday, 29 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Speaking about pirates, there's been an influx of Molly Hatchet fans into the ILM thread ...

... wait a minute, that would be relevant to Vikings, not pirates. Vikings are more cool than pirates anyway.

― Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Arr! Destroy the plankmatey!

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

pieces of eight, sqauwk, pieces of eight

― a parrot, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Popeye talk - "They ain't absolukely no sense to them words which he's talkin'.'"

Pirate talk - "Shiver me timbers, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum" etc.

― Andrew L, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'ardcore you know tha score.
Shouts going aht to the peckham crew.
Big up tha walthamstow massive.
Dis one's a remix.

― Ed, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hold tight for the bassline!

― DG, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i will hold your bassline tight DG

― Mike Hanle y, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thar she blows! A vast behind!

Arr.

― DavidM, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Be quiet Hanle y, you tart.

― DG, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ed! REWIND!

― suzy, Sunday, 30 September 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 1 September 2003 15:02 (twenty years ago) link

Arr. This thread should have been revived a couple of months back, obv.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

Arr! I be Spooneye!

― Jesse Fuchs (Jesse Fuchs), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

AVAST!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

Aaaarrrrr, 'tis a sight fer sore eyes. A thread after me own heart.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Aaaaaar... pass me the rum.

― Sara R-C, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

I shall post this again:

http://www.baggas.com/blog/images/normal_pirate_keyboard.jpg

― Mark C, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i would, BUT I DON'T SPEAK MALAYSIAN! harrr.

― andrew m., Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

it's like cumming inside a girl and then realising you don't love her anymore

― unfished business, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

sigh

― modestmickey, Thursday, 22 February 2007 17:39 (seventeen years ago) link

PIRATE TRANSLATOR #1
PIRATE TRANSLATOR #2
PIRATE TRANSLATOR #3
PIRATE TRANSLATOR #4

― Fluffy Bear, Thursday, 22 February 2007 19:22 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

ARRRRRRRRRR

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 20 July 2007 08:12 (sixteen years ago) link

this thread makes me think popeye talk is funnier than pirate talk

― J.D., Friday, 20 July 2007 09:22 (sixteen years ago) link

seven years pass...

"The powers that be"

― Peas Be Upon Ham (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 January 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

seven years pass...

En pocos minutos: Neverland vs. Arrrghentina!

― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 December 2022 18:50 (one year ago) link

Arrrrrrghentina!

― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 December 2022 19:35 (one year ago) link

Arrrrrrghentiiinaa!

― Soda Stereo Total (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 13 December 2022 19:36 (one year ago) link

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