Astonishing.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link
He has gone full Carlos Brathwaite.
Jesus fuck
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link
Leach has to survive two from cummings
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link
Lyon is the only one who looks like he can take a wicket.
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
Six, two to win!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
omg
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
jesus fucking wept, whatever performance enhancing drugs they are on...
― calzino, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
hahahahahahahahaha
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
Oh my lord wtf
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link
Unbelievable
― ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
scenes
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link
Leach has got to face this over
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link
And lol that was lbw
A single
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
Tied!
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
Four!!
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link
I should probably take back everything I've said about them the last two and a half days
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
yeessssssssssssssss
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link
amazing Ben Stokes for a knighthood!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link
Well now
― imago, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link
That lbw was for Warne and McGrath ever existing
Looks like I picked the wrong day not to listen to the cricket.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link
same (but millennium tbrr)
― mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link
This is even more impressive than Botham in '81, right?
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
hope so, hate that dude
― mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link
Stokes is hardly Prince Charming either tbh.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link
I retrospectively realise I have always believed this https://t.co/5z0fMX9RZi— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) August 25, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link
anyone comedown yet
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link
even better than the World Cup final!
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
if we do win the Ashes I might agree
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link
I wonder what the Australian public just waking up will think after expecting to have retained the Ashes?
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link
The players have been really magnanimous though. They accepted the LBW wrong call and admitted it was their own fault for wasting that review but I wonder how the press will accept it.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link
this was pretty good but of course they still can't resist the temptation to mention that Stokes was born in NZ https://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/we-can-all-die-happy-now-cricket-doesn-t-get-any-better-than-this-20190826-p52knk.html
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link
Like the way everyone here just applauded how great Smith's been (comparing to Bradman) I think they will just stand back and admit it's one of he greatest innings ever.
Shame its not on council telly for everyone to watch
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link
This must be the highest successful run chase ever for a team bowled out under 100. How on earth did England win after being bowled out for 67? It just doesn't happen. It only happens for other teams against England. Never happens for us. We better not to back to old habits though. Surely the players know they need to just grind out the runs and dont give up their wickets cheaply. Dont make me shout at them again!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
Just checking if that really happened yesterday
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Monday, 26 August 2019 11:23 (four years ago) link
just ask Glenn
The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box.Thank you so much for being there with us.#bbccricket #Ashes pic.twitter.com/qTG16XC79Z— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 25, 2019
― I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Monday, 26 August 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link
bees.
just ask Glenn🐦[The most remarkable of finishes, as seen in the TMS box.Thank you so much for being there with us.#bbccricket🕸 #Ashes🕸 pic.twitter.com/qTG16XC79Z🕸— Test Match Special (@bbctms) August 25, 2019🕸]🐦
― Fizzles, Monday, 26 August 2019 12:38 (four years ago) link
rogue bees.
I've got 5 days at Old Trafford then a couple of days at the Oval, that could have been a dismal prospect, not any more!
― Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link
"I just have to make sure they are clean every time they were facing up because I would really regret it if it had been smudged," he said, "and then they zoom in on the glasses and say 'he didn't clean his glasses'.
― imago, Monday, 26 August 2019 17:43 (four years ago) link
Getting beyond a joke now this England/Smith thing.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link
This would be a good Test to draw
― imago, Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
it would be a miracle. They only happen once in a lifetime.Can you see anything other than an England collapse? They got lucky in the last test which papered over the cracks.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link
They got lucky in the test before that you mean, when Smith got it in the neck.
― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link
hah
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link
I just wish Joe Root could go out there and hit a triple century tomorrow
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Thursday, 5 September 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link
wow Root edged and neither Paine or Warner went for it. Lucky!
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link
Root has found it so hard to convert 50s to 100s since becoming skipper. It's very worrying cuz we need a double ton from him.
― Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Friday, 6 September 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link