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for the past few years with these regular collapses we keep hearing bullshit "we wont make kneejerk decisions" and it keeps happening because nothing is done.
Root has to be sacked. He along with the head coach is responsible. His batting has suffered as captain, he has not been leading from the front scoring centuries.
New coach needs a clean slate to change the mentality.

The ECB needs restructured too as its only interested in money from 20/20/the hundred etc

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

They'll lose comfortably but Root will score a hundred and they won't have the balls to sack him as a result.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

well if he starts scoring centuries then fair enough. At least he'd be leading from the front. I want to see some fight. Noone throwing their wicket away with stupid attacking shots, grind the runs out.

Root has lost more than half of his ashes tests won zero.

I think he should go after this test though unless he saves it, but he wont no matter if its 4-0 or not.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

there's nothing id like more than root to score 200 and win the test but what's the chances of that?

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link

I don't blame Root, none of these cunts can bat, he'll likely get replaced but what can you do

dada issues (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 August 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

well they can show the fight Root & Denly are doing. No stupid shots and throwing away wickets. Build partnerships, bat a long time. And it needs to be more than 1 partnership. When one of these get out then start over and build another one. We dont want 2 quick wickets that so often lead to another 5 for only 20 runs. Make the Aussies get you out with beauties dont give wickets away.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

and if Butler & Bairstow chuck their wickets away drop them like they surely will drop Roy.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

Foakes deserves a chance

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

thank fuck for DRS.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

Is this the point where they build up our hopes then well you know

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

Well Played Root & Denly though. That's the fight every batsmen should be showing.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

I'll go fucking nuts if they collapse tomorrow

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

My prediction looking pretty good so far, if I was a betting man I'd have put money on it.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 August 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

This is an incredible innings from Stokes.

ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

Astonishing.

ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

He has gone full Carlos Brathwaite.

ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

Jesus fuck

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

Leach has to survive two from cummings

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

Lyon is the only one who looks like he can take a wicket.

ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

Six, two to win!!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

omg

I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

jesus fucking wept, whatever performance enhancing drugs they are on...

calzino, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaha

I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

Oh my lord wtf

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:11 (four years ago) link

Unbelievable

ShariVari, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

scenes

I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

Leach has got to face this over

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

And lol that was lbw

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

A single

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

Tied!

I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

Four!!

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

I should probably take back everything I've said about them the last two and a half days

I've listened to a lot of misogynic/sexist rap myself (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

yeessssssssssssssss

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

amazing Ben Stokes for a knighthood!

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

Well now

imago, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

That lbw was for Warne and McGrath ever existing

imago, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

Looks like I picked the wrong day not to listen to the cricket.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

same (but millennium tbrr)

mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:40 (four years ago) link

This is even more impressive than Botham in '81, right?

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

hope so, hate that dude

mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

Stokes is hardly Prince Charming either tbh.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

I retrospectively realise I have always believed this https://t.co/5z0fMX9RZi

— Dan Davies (@dsquareddigest) August 25, 2019

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 25 August 2019 15:46 (four years ago) link

anyone comedown yet

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:54 (four years ago) link

even better than the World Cup final!

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

if we do win the Ashes I might agree

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

I wonder what the Australian public just waking up will think after expecting to have retained the Ashes?

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

The players have been really magnanimous though. They accepted the LBW wrong call and admitted it was their own fault for wasting that review but I wonder how the press will accept it.

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

this was pretty good but of course they still can't resist the temptation to mention that Stokes was born in NZ https://www.theage.com.au/sport/cricket/we-can-all-die-happy-now-cricket-doesn-t-get-any-better-than-this-20190826-p52knk.html

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:25 (four years ago) link

Like the way everyone here just applauded how great Smith's been (comparing to Bradman) I think they will just stand back and admit it's one of he greatest innings ever.

Shame its not on council telly for everyone to watch

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

This must be the highest successful run chase ever for a team bowled out under 100. How on earth did England win after being bowled out for 67? It just doesn't happen. It only happens for other teams against England. Never happens for us. We better not to back to old habits though. Surely the players know they need to just grind out the runs and dont give up their wickets cheaply. Dont make me shout at them again!

Thus Spoke Darraghustra (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 25 August 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link


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