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The LOLz continue...

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 17:20 (five years ago) link

This is brutal. I imagine this is the end of Rashid for a while.

Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Friday, 25 January 2019 17:25 (five years ago) link

Leach should obviously have played tbh

imago, Friday, 25 January 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link

did SV mean they'll find a way to lose the series? even that has to be in doubt at this point, although they will have an extremely angry stuart broad to contend with

imago, Friday, 25 January 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link

this is kind of glorious murder meanwhile

imago, Friday, 25 January 2019 18:14 (five years ago) link

England win this series 2-1. My brother pointed out this morning that the lack of regard these cunts pay to the first test in every series is immoral

Sarri, Sarri, pride of our alley (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

why do they have a pitch that was only fit to last a 20/20 game?

Some 20/20 game this is from WI.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:47 (five years ago) link

229 and counting for the 7th wicket, no. 7 batsman on the verge of a century, 150 already up for the no. 8 bat. The pitch is a ruddy disgrace.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Friday, 25 January 2019 18:55 (five years ago) link

WI contrive to lose...the fifth day

imago, Saturday, 26 January 2019 19:51 (five years ago) link

Another comedy collapse. 8 for 60 for Roston Chase, who didn't even get a bowl in the 1st innnings!

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 20:33 (five years ago) link

Shane Warne's best ever Test performance was 8 for 71, a dibbly-dobbly part-time non-spinning spinner has just topped that.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 26 January 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link

The English top 6 are worse than any English side of the 90s. Roots batting has been awful since becoming captain

Oor Neechy, Thursday, 31 January 2019 20:09 (five years ago) link

Anyone think the windies will even need to bat again in this test?

Oor Neechy, Saturday, 2 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

I think they will need to bat again, but whether they need 50, 120 or 200, we shall see...

Neil S, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:48 (five years ago) link

Bairstow out so probably 50. England have their problems but remember that they beat the world no. 1 side 4-1 not so long ago.

Neil S, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:50 (five years ago) link

they beat the odd team in the 90s too

Oor Neechy, Saturday, 2 February 2019 17:56 (five years ago) link

beating Sri Lanka 3-0 in Sri Lanka wasn't bad either. No shame in losing overseas to what is a good WI team, and no reason for doom and gloom

Neil S, Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:00 (five years ago) link

A good WI team? Have you told Geoffrey Boycott?

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:02 (five years ago) link

G Boycott should keep his mouth shut

Neil S, Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:05 (five years ago) link

It seemed to have the desired effect on the WI team - though not the effect Boycott would have wanted.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 18:07 (five years ago) link

This series is a pasting for the ages

imago, Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link

the WI are not a good side but they have a better attitude. The 20/20 players fucked off.
The English players just want to play like KP and they are being found out. England needs some players in the top 4 who can just dig in and lay a foundation for the flair players like Bairstow, Buttler (as keeper and at 7) and stokes.

Oor Neechy, Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:04 (five years ago) link

Funniest thing I've seen in years.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link

Disappointed it took the Windies so long to knock off the runs tbh.

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 2 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link

the collapse is on and Root looks mentally shot. Captaincy is ruining him.

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

Butler dropped on 0

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link

Hetmyer had that catch all the way

imago, Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:11 (five years ago) link

It's kinda hard to imagine Butler punishing them innit. I like him a lot and think he should be keeping and batting at 7 with Bairstow @5 but you know he's going to slash at another one soon enough.

This is a hugely important innings for Root. Captains need to be able to score big tons when the team is struggling.

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 18:26 (five years ago) link

And Root fails out before tea

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

a good day for England. Root is just out of touch, I don't think it's the captaincy.

Neil S, Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

I switched the tv off when stokes was c&b as i was feeling a bit dizzy and just found out he got a reprieve!

Why don't umpires look and give no-balls like how they did for a hundred odd years?

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:23 (five years ago) link

it was a very close call, impossible for the on-field umpire to call I think. Stokes played really well today.

Neil S, Saturday, 9 February 2019 22:33 (five years ago) link

wrap mark wood up in cotton wool please. Dont overbowl him. 5 over spells.

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 18:45 (five years ago) link

There's nothing quite like a fast bowler bowling at 95MPH, eh?
Neil S said it watching Mitchell Johnson in Sydney a few years ago in the Ashes.

I grew up in an era when the Windies had 4 of them and a conveyor belt behind them waiting.

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:04 (five years ago) link

Anyone remember Geoff Thomas? He was seriously fast for England.

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:05 (five years ago) link

he's just got another one! Amazing

Neil S, Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:12 (five years ago) link

This is proper. WI can't handle it.

imago, Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:20 (five years ago) link

It does need to be said that Brathwaite started the collapse with maybe the worst shot a Test captain has ever played

imago, Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:21 (five years ago) link

Don't break yersel, Mark!

Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:31 (five years ago) link

xp

since KP?

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 19:44 (five years ago) link

Broad! What a catch!

imago, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:38 (five years ago) link

WICKET!
Broad follows that with a superb one-handed catch to dismiss Joseph and Windies are nine down:

📺 Watch #WIvENG live: https://t.co/4QkdTP8h6H
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— Sky Sports Cricket (@SkyCricket) February 10, 2019

groovypanda, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:40 (five years ago) link

Wood gets his fifth

154ao

groovypanda, Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link

a helluva catch

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link

shannon gabriel must fancy his chances of ripping more than a few out tonight if he bowls like he did in the morning

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link

There can't be a single England fan rooting for Jennings here? Would be such a fucking pisser if he played any sort of innings to keep his spot here

imago, Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link

I'm torn. I feel bad for the guy but he's plainly not up to it.

I think I'd pick Roy. And Hain has had a decentish tour with the Lions.

Good cop, Babcock (Chinaski), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:02 (five years ago) link

haha If he scored a ton he'd be playing against the Aussies who will destroy him (their bowling might well do that whoever we put up, but no point in making it easy for them)

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:03 (five years ago) link

Roy is a dasher but if he is scoring runs it wont be a problem. Nobody else we try has succeeded.

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link

There really is noone else, is there?

Friedrich B. Neechy (Oor Neechy), Sunday, 10 February 2019 21:04 (five years ago) link


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