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Time your drinks. You should know your approximate tolerance level for alcohol. Set a maximum number of drinks for the evening, and once you reach it drink only water. Many people use the one drink per hour guideline, but everyone has different tolerance levels based on weight, height and other factors.
Always drink water between alcoholic beverages.

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 September 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

*pleas to God to erase the sum total of what amounted to Friday and Saturday* And in other thoughts... it would've been so cool to have had someone slap me before I put into words the thoughts I had put down the last time I posted here. God, especially [name withheld]. She totally made SO much sense, there, and I should've listened to her before being a stupid bitch. *kicks self*

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:01 (twenty years ago) link

If you henva't seen this yet, you mihgt find it inertesntig.

(Whoops, crosspost with Dee. Not actually directed at anyone; the generic, ilxish 'you.')

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:02 (twenty years ago) link

actually it has to do with visual memory, symbol imagery and pattern recognition, that's why you can read the text. If you had dyslexia, or a visual processing disorder you couldn't, at least not without some remediation

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 15 September 2003 02:41 (twenty years ago) link

Holy shit, that's cool, Tep. That's why I never notice people's typos and wonder wtf they're talking about when they go correcting themselves.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 15 September 2003 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

atomic enchilada

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:35 (twenty years ago) link

ha ha best band evah

beer dancing hurting need water and sleep

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:40 (twenty years ago) link

I did drink water, just not enough. Plus, migraine. Ever captain a 6 year old's birthday party with a migraine?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 05:56 (twenty years ago) link

Ouch!
I hope tep's cat is ok.
I wish I could be at home today, I have an urge to clean & I know it wont last!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:22 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, I forgot to update on that! Gretchen is more or less back to herself; she keeps whining for canned food, which is rare, but she's getting up on the cabinets again. Pepper is being very reclusive, but seems fine; she's the Teppish one of the two, so that's the norm for her.

As for me, I'm up too late and haven't gotten enough done, but if I can stay awake some more, that'll change.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:32 (twenty years ago) link

Of course, half the reason I'm up so late is because the internet is working and I'm always off my mark when I write without a net; you never know when you may need to look up titles of nobility or brand names of guns and whatnot. I'm shit at putting in the brackets and filling in the info later.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:36 (twenty years ago) link

Good to hear tep!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 07:47 (twenty years ago) link

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drf500/f556/f55610cy174.jpg + http://members.cruzio.com/~seaweb/corbin/images/calvin.jpg = http://www.dutyfree.ca/product_images/003173080887.jpg

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:44 (twenty years ago) link

I am so very happy cos we have got the house we wanted & we should (!!) be moved in within 2 months! yay!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 11:54 (twenty years ago) link

the only thing that can save me on this monday morn would be that i had some ghetto booty to funk with.

but, alas, no funking will happen today.

http://www.guitarcenter.com/interview/bootsycollins/bootsycollins2.jpg
"Aaahh--all the better to funk you with, my dear."

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:15 (twenty years ago) link

Shit, god damn, get off your ass & jam!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:39 (twenty years ago) link

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3307/clintondropsdabomb.gif

Go Mr. Wiggles!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:47 (twenty years ago) link

Kingfish is my new hero!!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:48 (twenty years ago) link

http://newyork.craigslist.org/etc/16235107.html

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 12:53 (twenty years ago) link

I could live there, it's by the water it's beautiful there are two cities.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:06 (twenty years ago) link

MIRANDA WENT BACK TO STEVE WTF!

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:10 (twenty years ago) link

WTF indeed!?

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

aiiiie, I don't get HBO until ... whenever they receive my payment so I can add to my service. Was that the last ep of this half of the season? Did anyone see Carnivale?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:40 (twenty years ago) link

she only likes him cuz he fixed her tivo

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 15 September 2003 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

HOLY SHIT! Kevin Shields is being interviewed on NPR right now!

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:32 (twenty years ago) link

i have a giant ilx crush!!!!!!!!

i was happy about miranda and steve. watched carnivale, didn't love.

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 15 September 2003 16:43 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.historical.waseca.mn.us/images/gsmonkey.jpg

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:28 (twenty years ago) link

Reprise:

ANSWER THE PHONE MOTHERFUCKER! I swear to god, if I have to come over there and kick your ass, I will. I'm in the mood, and I'm wearing asskickin shoes! FUCK. ANSWER THE PHONE. Pick it up. I know you're there ANSWER IT. Jesus fuck. Okay, I'm NOT wearing asskicking shoes, but by christ, I could bludgeon you with these fucking heels. OH MY GOD, ANSWER THE GODDAMNED PHONE, YOU MUPPET FUCKER!

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

"Palms sweat, vision blurs, and pulse pounds. That tom you've been
dueling every morning for a week just gobbled so close you can smell
what he ate for breakfast"

It's only *really* ironically funny if you can envision the picture
of the guy in full ninja camo flattening himself against a tree and
sighting through a camoflage rifle.

"...it could mean the difference between a turkey dinner and a tv
dinner" (Outdoor Life, 88).

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:48 (twenty years ago) link

YOU MUPPET FUCKER!

anybody have that animated gif of kermit going to town on a stuff animal?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:52 (twenty years ago) link

I love yelling muppet fucker at people because they look so confused.

Then they laugh.

I have another one I save for driving that makes ME laugh, but not as many other people. In fact, some of them look quite offended.

WhatEVAH.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 18:55 (twenty years ago) link

dare we ask what that other one is?

does it involve copulatin', too?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:03 (twenty years ago) link

I need to go take a nap before I have to go back. So why the hell am I on the computer? I don't know. I do crazy stuff like that. I'll need to get back downstairs too. God, I wish I could download this one song, but it's impossible to find. I know, I'm a horrible, horrible person for (*gasp!*) downloading my music, but it's not as though most of the stuff I'm finding could be found even at a relatively good music store in town. I feel so lethargic. Need to lie down.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:12 (twenty years ago) link

Dammit, should have inhaled that bag of crisps. WHY didn't I buy them? No cake, no chocolate. What I wouldn't give for cherry whips, and RIGHT NOW.....

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:16 (twenty years ago) link

I feel like I'm drowning in the air, can't breathe, like a heavy weight is right here and I can't breathe, can't breathe, can't breathe

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:27 (twenty years ago) link

New Answers isn't updating for me (I'm not asking for moderator attention, it's probably on my end), so I'm sitting here clicking on threads to guess what's being posted on. It's kind of fun.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

DOWN THROUGH THE HEAVENS
CHOKE IN THE COTTON CLOUDS
ARTIC SHEETS AND FIELDS OF WHEAT
I CAN'T STOP COMING DOWN

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 15 September 2003 19:46 (twenty years ago) link

fuck it, this is not worth my time.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:30 (twenty years ago) link

Joy is a huge bowl of chili and cheese with hot, piping biscuits

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:33 (twenty years ago) link

I'm thinking I'm going to have to do something horrible to someone I love (but am not in love with) at some point in the very close future and it's giving me a headache.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Monday, 15 September 2003 20:36 (twenty years ago) link

This cellular phone thingie is madness, sheer madness!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 September 2003 22:14 (twenty years ago) link

"Animals' keyboard player Alan Price would later admit that he thought Margo Crocitto was a better keyboardist than himself, "When I heard Margo play the organ, I felt like going out and getting drunk."

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 04:17 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.aurealm.com//womenpics/goldie_g03.jpg

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 04:33 (twenty years ago) link

whoaa, who's that?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

goldie and the gingerbreads!!

― smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 05:02 (twenty years ago) link

What will go in the play room of our new house. Table football, playstation, big ass tv & dvd player, decks, all the records & cds in the house, erm....

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 06:58 (twenty years ago) link

nick-nacks!

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:00 (twenty years ago) link

must...stop...posting...must...go back to...writing book...

― M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:09 (twenty years ago) link

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. fuck.

― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 07:58 (twenty years ago) link

I am horribly, miserably, unmistakeably (sp?) confused at the moment, and I don't like it.

― Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Tuesday, 16 September 2003 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

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