WHAT ARE YOU THINKING RIGHT THIS INSTANT -- with 50% more cleaning power!

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The old thread was getting a little long, see.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 23 August 2003 14:23 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm thinking that I didn't really see the point of the last thread, as I hate fun.

Mark C (Mark C), Saturday, 23 August 2003 14:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I need a shower and a fresh pair of contacts.

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 23 August 2003 14:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I just saw a timestamp on a post and now I'm highly upset. I need to spend less time here.

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 23 August 2003 14:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I hear them breathing
They know what I have done, all that I've been through
I tell them secrets
And who's to say it isn't so?
Move, don't move
stay a little while on my linoleum
Breathe, don't breathe
Walk a thousand miles on my linoleum

This is frustrating
I'm sensing some of my hostilities
Distress and conflict
I've really just about lost all control

Move, don't move
stay a little while on my linoleum
Breathe, don't breathe
Walk a thousand miles on my linoleum

What do you really want from me?
What is it?
I just really want to leave
I just really got to...

Angry?
No
Angry?
No
Angry?

Did someone whisper
I'm really not so sure
I could've been asleep
Is everyone this frightened?
Are there more like me? There's just got to be.

Move, don't move
stay a little while on my linoleum
Breathe, don't breathe
Walk a thousand miles on my linoleum
Drink, don't drink
Still I'm lying drunk on my linoleum
Dream, don't dream
All the patterns fade on my linoleum

I LOVE DAVID SYLVIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*sighs* Wonder if anyone would be interested in reading a poem I wrote really late last night. If not, I know I can send it over to Sam -- poor girl, I promised her I'd send her some poetry of mine awhile back, but totally forgot about it. Oooh, RAIN! IT'S RAINING! *grins*

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 23 August 2003 14:48 (sixteen years ago) link

Why do carbs matter?

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 23 August 2003 14:50 (sixteen years ago) link

I just signed us up for a cheaper internet provider at home and I'm finally going to call and cancel fucking AOL. Wish me luck. I almost typed wish me lick.

NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:07 (sixteen years ago) link

goddammit, raggett, the old thread had almost broke 1000!

oh well.

anyhoo, i get to go to the airport at 5:30am tomorrow. this will suck.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I saw Daryl Hall wear a green jumpsuit (Sting had one, too back in the day) on a show once. I still want some even though I know it wouldn't suit me.

Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:16 (sixteen years ago) link

I just don't see the 50% more cleaning power.

What shade of green?

JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Bloody Mary time. Also:

FOUR THREE TWO ONE

EARTH BELOW US
DRIFTING, FALLING
FLOATING WEIGHTLESS
GOING HOME

OH, OH OH OH OH, OH OH OH
etc. endless repeat

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

K-Mart or Target?

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:28 (sixteen years ago) link

What shade of green? Khaki/olive. My ass is too big for such a garment. The possession of large powerful buttocks is my blessing and my curse.

Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:29 (sixteen years ago) link

that is such a very easy song to get in yr head. though it hasn't dislodged the pet shop boys for me.

olive is much better than the hideous green i imagined.

dammit, why did i have to look at the date and realize what i'm missing today..

JuliaA (j_bdules), Saturday, 23 August 2003 15:32 (sixteen years ago) link

I realized today I have not had a natural-casing hot dog -- a real hot dog -- in many years, because they don't seem to have them in the South (nor Bloomington) and they're no longer available near my mother's house. I'm gonna order some in the Fall, dammit.

Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 23 August 2003 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I just drank two bottles of that orange Mountain Dew stuff and am watching my new DVD of The Transporter and I can't hold a thought for very very very long at all right now holy sheeeeeeeeegggg

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 23 August 2003 20:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Jesus fucking Jesus I'm gonna have to watch this opening chase sequence about forty more times to understand what the hell is going on

Millar (Millar), Saturday, 23 August 2003 20:59 (sixteen years ago) link

if i get up from this chair will my laptop be stolen?

Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 23 August 2003 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Did this thread really need a part two?

Chris P (Chris P), Sunday, 24 August 2003 00:11 (sixteen years ago) link

This is actually part three!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 24 August 2003 00:15 (sixteen years ago) link

should I be reading this with my mouth hanging open?

isadora (isadora), Sunday, 24 August 2003 00:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I am thinking:
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:00 (sixteen years ago) link

!@#$#@ AT&T!!! #$$%%^$ [repeat]

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Mormons came by the house today to try to help me quit smoking.

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:04 (sixteen years ago) link

Did they do it by sticking their dicks in your mouth?

NA (Nick A.), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Well, I am fucked by the technology and its acronyms (AT&T and BMW).
I may not be able to make an important meeting on Monday.
I have no way to get a rental car. Person who can help just flew to Portland.

Therefore, I will microwave a Spinach lasagne, open a bottle of merlot, and watch Sopranos DVDs. That is what I am thinking right now.

Send the Mormons over to AT&T, will ya?

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:11 (sixteen years ago) link

Did they do it by sticking their dicks in your mouth?

If that worked, I never would've started smoking at summer camp! No, they gave me a flyer: "Do you want to quit smoking? Call for a FREE stop smoking workshop. 15 Easy Steps. Only Takes 7 Days. You are GUARANTEED success! Call to set up an appointment. (Ask for the Elders.)"

This was after the usual door-to-door routine, which I try always to be polite to. They didn't seem to believe me when I said I was a Religious Studies major, since I wasn't able to really give a denomination. (Once again, people always have trouble grokking the difference between RS and seminary.) I thought about pulling them inside and pointing to my bookcase full of RS books, but the rest of the bookcase is full of comics and games, so I'm not sure that would prove anything.

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:13 (sixteen years ago) link

Except that you're a Satanist.

s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Nick didn't tell you the full story about canceling AOL. THe sales guy/telemarketer whatever/ Customer Service gooroo wouldn't let him cancel so easily. In fact, he even began his schpiel by saying, "OH, I'll do anything to help you SIR. OH, I'll gladly cancel your service sir and make this easy as possible." I was taking a bath. I was like, "Who are you talking to?" cuz he was on the phone forever nad adaday. ANd he was like , "I'm trying to cancel AOL." But they kept asking him if he wanted oterh services and packages and stuff instead nad he was like, "No, I just want to PLEASE cancel." He was very nice about it. And eventually, the guy ont he other side of the line said something like, "WEll, I guess somebody brought his blood and gut pack with him today because it doesn't sound like your willing to consider any offer I give you." ANd Nick was like, "uh-huh. So yes please just cancel AOL. I don't want compuserv. I don't want AOL. I want my service canceled." So finally the guy gets all sweird and says, "Ok. blah di blah di blah...." in this totally un-giving-a-fuck voice that was totally not a salesman's voice.
Speaking of salesmen, this guy came up to me in Barnes and Noble the other day and tried to make me buy magazines and I didn't and I totally hated him cuz he got in my way and ruined my laugh , I mean lunch break. fucker.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:22 (sixteen years ago) link

The Lucifer volumes actually are pretty prominent. Oh dear. But there are Powerpuff Girls, too! And tennis racquets! And cookbooks! And ... Christ, that corner's a mess. I need another room.

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:23 (sixteen years ago) link

Hi, Tep.

You see, the thing is that when you post drunk, you see those "4 new posts" or whatever it says, and then you click on the wrong thread cuz you can't see which line the new posts notice is on or what. Hi.

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Hi Sarah :) I do the same thing sober, don't worry.

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Tep, where do you live? Nick and I were wondering that early today. Uh, not that we talked about you lots. We were just talking 'bout ILX for a bit (quoting somethign dumb I'm sure) and NIck says Tep is nice and I say yes I wonder where he's from and he didn't know. bye.

Sarah MCLusky (coco), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:33 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm in Bloomington, Indiana, right now, which keeps surprising me :) New Orleans is home, though, and I grew up in New England. So any of those would work. Thank you! :)

Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck. Jeez. Goddamn. sniff. sigh.

ac, Sunday, 24 August 2003 02:47 (sixteen years ago) link

ac, who are you?

Nick's turn!

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Sunday, 24 August 2003 03:23 (sixteen years ago) link

yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 24 August 2003 03:34 (sixteen years ago) link

And anyway, screw you, don't rush me. I fucking hate that.

luna (luna.c), Sunday, 24 August 2003 03:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Get out of my limbic system! Out! Out!

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 03:36 (sixteen years ago) link

1. FUCK THIS GAME I'M NOT A NUMBER

2. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

3. GLARRRRGGGGHH

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 24 August 2003 15:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Hurry back and bring the sun
Let me be
You're one and only one
With just one kiss
Stop the rain from the skies
Tears from my eyes
Fallin' on-a my face
And rollin' down my cheek

oops (Oops), Sunday, 24 August 2003 15:58 (sixteen years ago) link

It seems that I can't say anything without being attacked. If I say "chocolate ice cream" I will be accused of it having a sinister meaning, or of it meaning that I am "better" than someone. If I stick to the thread topic instead of entering into a silly argument, then I am also hated. This is what I am thinking right now.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 16:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Orbit, you are fabulous. I have a headache. Selling doughnuts [the correct spelling for you pedantic folks] outside for a few hours after church services. Ick. I mean, I like the people, but you can only smile and do your little impromptu selling schpiel so much. And I'm sleepy. And I can't believe I broke down and went to McDonald's to get my lunch. Ugh. But what was I to do? I was starving. I feel fairly good from the inside. Still need a nap, dammit. A long, luxurious nap. And then to rise again for tonight's Mass. I hope we don't have to sell doughnuts after that Mass too.

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 24 August 2003 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Popel popel in der Nase. Pustekuchen, Osterhase.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 24 August 2003 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Popel popel in den Ohren. Wer zu spät kommt, hat verloren.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 24 August 2003 17:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Popel popel in den Zähnen. Wenn er fällt, dann gibt es Tränen.

Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 24 August 2003 17:18 (sixteen years ago) link

*confused blank*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 24 August 2003 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

am finally home from boston. went to Bukowski's last night. lusted after hipster waitress, ever tho she had a bedhead haircut, and didn't like me too much after i asked her if i could move the six pack of condiments on the table.

red wine & blueberry lambics don't go well together.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:14 (sixteen years ago) link

nwa boekgriphelma baroof lemma jjjjeeeee

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

wow, that sounds exactly like what Joe Strummer says in "The Right Profile". I always wondered how it was spelled! ;-)

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 24 August 2003 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh i wish it was the w/e. I am so tired & I am looking forward to spending quality time with my boy & doing nothing but hang around the house. Only going out for supplies of beer, wine & food!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 09:42 (sixteen years ago) link

God I hate that f@#king elt0n j0hn song. So some dj played an old song, so f@#king what? Does that mean we have to be subjected to this terrible shit forever? aaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Will the expression "rock you like a hurricane" be inapropriate for the next week?

OH MY GOD. It's almost 10 am and I haven't had my coffee!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 12:40 (sixteen years ago) link

oh my god indeed!

s1utsky (slutsky), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 13:07 (sixteen years ago) link

luncheon @ swanky social club w/ dark oak bar. black russians for her, scotch for him. eastern long island. early autumn. they're on their way into town to see a play.

smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:03 (sixteen years ago) link

mmmmmmmmmmmmm black russians aaaaaaaaaaaaahh

homer drool now (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

okay, who ELSE wants to get hit in the head with a hammer?

http://www.n-abler.org/pictures/4%20oz.%20Ball%20Peen%20Hammer.jpg

queue forms over there.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.wnti.org/All_Jox_Pages/draft/Rough_Draft/Yodaralph.JPG
Rocks, this new Ween album does, yes!"

Yoda (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

chris to thread

smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 19:38 (sixteen years ago) link

If you have a cell phone it's much harder to ignore people without them knowing you're ignoring them, which is pretty much my M.O. w/r/t certain people...so why the fuck did I get one?

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

But it's much easier to ignore them, cause you don't have to buy a caller ID thing, and you can have separate rings for separate callers, and ... etc.

(That's pretty much half the reason I bought mine.)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Right, but everyone knows that if you have a cell phone, you can see that who called even if they don't leave a voicemail. Like right now, my temp agency called and I saw it was them and knew that they wanted me to work some crap one-day assignment, so I didn't answer. But now they know that I know they called. So yeah, you can ignore them more, um, efficiently, but they know you're ignoring them.

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

True, yeah. I just figured the ignoring was probably part of your motivation, even if it has the drawback of being blatant.

(Hardly anyone gets my # without the warning "there's a good chance I won't answer the telephone," but I'm not able to do that with apartment managers and so on.)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

after eating three pieces of pandulce including a yo-yo (fresh slice of bread, buttered and covered with sugar)

no wonder I've gotten fat. . .

A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 20:42 (sixteen years ago) link

I just realized that several places in this paper, I typed "emergency of systematic thought" instead of "emergence of systematic thought," and damn do I wish I were writing a paper on the emergency of systematic thought.

(Help! I need some thinking ... help! not just any thinking ... help! I need systematization...)

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 September 2003 23:23 (sixteen years ago) link

no cable modem. . .no DSL. . .damn fucking ghetto hood. .


:(

A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Thursday, 18 September 2003 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.bear.org/images/HWB_Slide21_FS.jpg

smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 September 2003 04:53 (sixteen years ago) link

29 days

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 18 September 2003 06:01 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck me! Of course I can't sleep the night before starting a new job. I'm gonna a complete mess all day and they're gonna think I'm psycho.

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 September 2003 06:50 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey, if you just get 4 hours or so, you should be just as fresh as after 8 hours. Well, up till lunch time I guess.
Good luck.

oops (Oops), Thursday, 18 September 2003 06:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Thanks, eh. Coffee will be my friend. It's gonna be a long fucked up day.

Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 September 2003 07:06 (sixteen years ago) link

Good luck Brian!
all i can think about today is my new house & how I can't wait to go round there again & show my mum & dad. :-)

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 18 September 2003 07:33 (sixteen years ago) link

'Everybody in the place, let's go!'

Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 18 September 2003 07:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Patrick Moore
Plays the Xylophone
Patrick Moore
Plays the XY-LO-PHONE

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 12:07 (sixteen years ago) link

sleeeeeeeeeeeeeep.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 September 2003 16:46 (sixteen years ago) link

http://southsidecallbox.com/images/musclebeachparty.jpg

smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:14 (sixteen years ago) link

heh.

http://www.area5.co.uk/smilecraft/images/catalogue/bigpics/firespit.jpg

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I am strangely calm. I am not sure why.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

crap! how do you know if you should go get stitches? i just completely lopped off part of my thumb. i put the flap of skin over the exposed flesh. it won't stop bleeding. help! it's soaked through 4 harry potter glow in the dark band aids in the last ten minutes, is that bad?

Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Dude Emily if there's a flap of skin and exposed flesh to put it over, you prob'ly need stitches!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

! Geez, get yourself to urgent care at least, pronto. Off computer now!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 September 2003 18:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Ditto, Em! Bleeding all over the terminal ain't a good thing....and we can't provide any insurance coverage.

(If you are still reading this, get up and go already!)

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Fuck me! Of course I can't sleep the night before starting a new job. I'm gonna a complete mess all day and they're gonna think I'm psycho.

Bryan, better to be wired from excitement rather than coffee. Congrats on that job! Now, sod off and get a little sleep;>

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Have I done the right thing? I think I have but I still feel like shit.

Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

Nap Time! Nap Time! Who's up for a nap?

Kingfish (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I am thinking that
I have decisions to make
that might change my life.

I also know that
everything has to change.
fuck it. here I go.

Haikunym (Haikunym), Thursday, 18 September 2003 19:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Bloody nosy people round here. If you DON'T quit reading over my shoulder, I'll have to whip-slap you! Well??? Much better.....

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 21:28 (sixteen years ago) link

we're thru bein cool
we're thru bein cool
eliminate the ninnies and the twits

smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 September 2003 23:39 (sixteen years ago) link

"time to show those evil spuds what's what"

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 18 September 2003 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

Is it a bad thing to hear a popping sound when stretching?

Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Thursday, 18 September 2003 23:56 (sixteen years ago) link

don't scoff at my talents, babe. i gots crazy powers you ain't seen yet.

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I wanted you to alleviate my concerns and truly be there, not break my heart even more. *sighs* Oh well, I should try to stop thinking about you, at least for now. I should just concentrate on other things, on trying to be a better friend to friends in general, on self-improvement, on getting healthy. I should do this for a long while, so I can put some distance away from all that has happened and if you're still interested in at least a friendship, you'll get a better friend from me. Still, though, even though it's easy for my mind to commit itself to this, it's incredibly hard for my heart to pull away. I had never felt anything like that with anybody ever in my life, so now I have to learn what to do about the aftermath. I just wish to God there was someone else out there like you.

Just Deanna (Dee the Lurker), Friday, 19 September 2003 01:13 (sixteen years ago) link

ditto.

and HOW IN THE HELL COULD YOU STAND ME UP MUTHAFUCKA!?!?!?

A Girl Named Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 19 September 2003 01:15 (sixteen years ago) link

somebody start up a chat...

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.telekom.ru/i/logo.gif

28 days

smoky topaz (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 19 September 2003 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

"Foouuuuuurrrrr Weeeeekssss"

Kingfish (Kingfish), Friday, 19 September 2003 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.cacart.com/images/endsmokeytopaz.jpg

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 19 September 2003 08:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I sure hope those assbastards show up tonight.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.paellapan.com/RVPaella.jpg

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Friday, 19 September 2003 18:36 (sixteen years ago) link


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