LA FAP.. Labor Day weekend?

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I'm so confused. How many freakin' LA FAPs are there?

Anyway, I'm interested in coming down to L.A. for labor day weekend, so what's the haps?

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:35 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard that, like, at least two of the LA group were not around that weekend? Not sure if it is true. I'm interested as well!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:39 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes! Labor Day weekend FAP urgent and key. But who wasn't supposed to be around?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Luna, Chaki? This is my foggy memory though.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Also MSP FAP at the MN state fair that weekend.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Luna said she's gonna be in N'Awlins then. Chaki is an unbound floatilla.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 16:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Chaki ain't going anywhere, then. We're going to sit on him and make him stay here and perform for Ally.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:08 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Chaki has a show in Vegas and I gots a wedding in San Francisco.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Perform for me?!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Perform for all of us, really. Or we could just all go to Vegas.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:14 (seventeen years ago) link

...are we all getting married?

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ILX LAS VEGAS MASS ELOPING FAP!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, ILX group marriage just like the Moonies.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/640000/images/_641588_wedding1.jpg

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok but who am I marrying? I'll need to plan.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, luna stole my question!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link

*cough*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe there's a spiritual avatar of ILX that's non-corporeal and you marry it. You know, like nuns are brides of Christ but in this case you can do whatever.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Nick, will you be my ilx mass marrying husband?

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:21 (seventeen years ago) link

You should all meet at the minnesota state fair.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm reading that as 'I should come to Vegas.'

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

vegas smegas

Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

I thought I made the answer to that clear enough with my strategically placed cough?

Ned's got a point though; it should be a totally cult-like group marriage where we're all married to this non-corporeal being and to each other and stuff! Then you've got like me and Chaki and Ned and Chris and Brian and Ed and Tom and everybody in y'all's's man-harem!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Well sometimes a girl just likes to know, yanno?

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:24 (seventeen years ago) link

*cue Dan saying "VEGAS SMEGMA!"*

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:25 (seventeen years ago) link

Also yo, nza - I emailed yo' ass.

And group marriages are okay, but sometimes a girl needs a little one on one.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

NED ANSWER THE GODDAMNED QUESTION AND PICK A MAN FOR LUNA. Too late, she found her own, some cult leader you are.

Here's my gown! I'm all ready:

http://a1620.g.akamaitech.net/7/1620/806/c5cd371a552adb/images.theknot.com/stpucchi/spucs039195m.jpg

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:26 (seventeen years ago) link

I think Dan gets blamed for a lot of Ned's perviness.

Oh wait, that's totally warranted, isn't it?

Nevahmind.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I never SAID I was a cult leader, you lazy Ally. Lead the cult yourself.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm marrying Luna

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:28 (seventeen years ago) link

And then they all lez married up.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

(cue Non-Phixion's "Cult Leader")

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Luna should wear this one:

http://a1316.g.akamaitech.net/7/1316/806/2395ffafc7c372/images.theknot.com/carmelasutera/802m.jpg

(I'm sorry, this all happened to coincide with us looking at bridal coture at work)

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, but I'm already marrying Nick, Ally - does this mean we should move this bitch to Utah?

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

YES! LET THE AMASSING OF THE HAREM BEGIN!

(I'm so ashamed of myself for having clicked 'submit' just now.)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, yeah, that's true. Ok, then I pick Chaki.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Marriage as Pokemon. I ch-ch-choose YOU!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Honestly, I just want to wear a wedding dress. I might be willing to do this at a karaoke bar instead of an actual wedding.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Hang on - does this mean you aren't marrying me now, too?

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:36 (seventeen years ago) link

LA DRUNKEN KARAOKE-WHILE-WEARING-WEDDING-DRESSES FAP MUAHAHA!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Ok ok I'll marry everyone in LA!

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Even Arnie?

Ed (dali), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

No no, silly, just me and chaki. And Spencer. And...

Oh. I see your point.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I'll do this. I'll get married. But I'm warning you, I'm gonna be dressing like this:
http://www.figmentfly.com/legend/gifs/fulldarkness.jpg

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

We could all live together and be like the Brady Bunch but sexy.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Hey sug, it's your wedding day, wear what makes you happy.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait until your all really married, you fuckers.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

(sorry to contribute so heavily to the derailment of your thread Brian!)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

hey I *was* married, I know the score.

This time I want more sex, though.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:44 (seventeen years ago) link

I was almost married, until he went all Harvey but instead of "nice rabbit" it was "freaky Dante character" on me.

Ally (mlescaut), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Sounds like a lucky miss to me

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

Im kidding by the way, my marriage is fun. I do agree with the no sex part though. Thats ok, I have the internet.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

If that guy has a cousin in South Carolina, I think I dated him.

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 10 July 2003 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link


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