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I'm gonna really fucking egret this thread, I know it.

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:11 (twenty-three years ago)

Another interesting donut bitch thread. How cute.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:16 (twenty-three years ago)

i can only achieve climax while copulating with oven stuffer roasters and watching no doubt videos

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:17 (twenty-three years ago)

http://wquinn.tripod.com/egret.jpg

― smart fucking ass, Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:18 (twenty-three years ago)

VAN FULL OF RETARDS, HA HA HA
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELVES

YOU COULDN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND YOU

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey little thread! You seem like a shy boy. Fancy a quick one?

(obviously taking the more gentle approach here *winks at Curtis*)

― Innocent Dreamer (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:19 (twenty-three years ago)

I just found out my mother died.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:22 (twenty-three years ago)

i am so bored i am thinking of watching the world poker championship

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Jewelly you win.

(if yr telling the truth start another thread to avoid smart asses.)

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:24 (twenty-three years ago)

Hahaha, no no, just obeying the thread's orders.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

jewelly just reminded me of another way i can achieve climax

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

Then classic.

(i'm achieving orgasm at this very moment.)

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Ew ew ew, Jess: the mum thing or the order's thing?

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:31 (twenty-three years ago)

i fancy your mum

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:32 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh*

I wish I still had my clitoris.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

yr mom's some prick ya know

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:33 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cs.northwestern.edu/~tisue/orourke-covers/eureka.gif

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:34 (twenty-three years ago)

mmmm, bunny jobs.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:35 (twenty-three years ago)

thats whats wrong with the world!

― stevem (blueski), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:36 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh*

I wish I still had jewelly's clitoris.

― Cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:37 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh* I wish I still had those clit jewels. . .

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:38 (twenty-three years ago)

*sigh* i wish i still had some pickling solution

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:39 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.usu.edu/anthro/origins_of_writing/olmec_writing/optimized/contort.jpg

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:40 (twenty-three years ago)

You guys are such assholes! I'm serious, my dad cut off my clitoris when I was 13 because he caught me masturbating. Now the only way I can achieve orgasm is by stimulating my G-spot, and every time I do that I shit all over myself. I suppose you think that's FUNNY?

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Watch out jewelly, some of the guys here are into that sort of thing.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:45 (twenty-three years ago)

wELCOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― conner Shmedley (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

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― conner Shmedley (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:51 (twenty-three years ago)

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

hEY gUYS!

― conner Shmedley (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:53 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.najical.com/s-o/season2/chester/chester.jpg

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://galeon.hispavista.com/wilah/img/seann%20william%20scott%20y%20ashton%20kutcher.jpg

― Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 5 July 2003 21:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I see what's going on here. "We'll all just ignore the girl with no clit who shits when she orgasms." You guys are just like everybody else. I thought you were different. Guess I was wrong.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:02 (twenty-three years ago)

So who else has tasted their ear wax? It's fizzy, you know.

I think Jewellry is detroying the rest of us. What do you say round here? She owns this thread? Well, she does.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/wintermute_v031/semen.txt

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, wrong thread. Never mind.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah, fuck you, Sommermute, go post on a thread with girls who aren't sexual freaks, but I'm sure even if I did have a clitoris and it was the size of a goddamn basketball you wouldn't be able to make me orgasm, you dickless wonder.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:10 (twenty-three years ago)

i smell bad.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:11 (twenty-three years ago)

I own a speculum.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:13 (twenty-three years ago)

well so do i. Is that the extent of yr story Mike?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:15 (twenty-three years ago)

Uh...yeah. I guess.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:17 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh sure Sam, "Let's be friends on Friendster, it'll be great" -- as long as I don't have anything remotely unpleasant about me, right? You two-faced bitch, what am I, sudddenly invisible, you can't see that I'm posting here and that I am in PAIN? You're some friend, I thought I could talk to you but I guess your too busy fingering your precious clitoris, I hate you.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:19 (twenty-three years ago)

Jewelly, you make me laugh.

No please go clean yourself.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

No = now

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

I"m sorry yr in pain Jewelly. I'd offer to help you out but guys around here think about "lezzing up" a little too much already.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. God, you guys, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make everyone uncomfortable. I always do this. I'm sorry. I'll just go now. And ... whatever happens ... it's not your fault. OK?

Bye. Forever.

― jewelly (jewelly), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:28 (twenty-three years ago)

alright who's going to start the WELCOME BACK JEWELLY thread?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:30 (twenty-three years ago)

you dickless wonder

b-b-but how

IS THAT YOU ALICE?!?!?!

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:37 (twenty-three years ago)

oh NO

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:38 (twenty-three years ago)

didn't we already do this on (insert link), cuh.

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 5 July 2003 22:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Jewelly, that's just sick. I thought we were keeping this thread in good taste.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 6 July 2003 01:33 (twenty-three years ago)

I tried, Curtis, but you used up all the good retarded-children insults.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 6 July 2003 01:57 (twenty-three years ago)

What retarded-children insults?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 6 July 2003 02:04 (twenty-three years ago)

VAN FULL OF RETARDS, HA HA HA
VAN FULL OF RETARDS - YOU DROOL ON YOURSELVES
YOU COULDN'T EVEN WIN A BRONZE IN THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS
YOUR PARENTS ARE ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES AND YOU

-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), July 5th, 2003.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 6 July 2003 02:23 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, that.

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 6 July 2003 02:30 (twenty-three years ago)

We need Bea Arthur in this thread. Making #2.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 6 July 2003 02:52 (twenty-three years ago)

This is juvenile.

― Scaredy Cat, Sunday, 6 July 2003 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

so... uh... yeah.

anyway, um.

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Sunday, 6 July 2003 04:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd offer to help you out but guys around here think about "lezzing up" a little too much already.

This makes no sense at all. How is it possible to think of this too much? I suppose if you sprain both wrists, maybe...

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 July 2003 12:58 (twenty-three years ago)

My cat makes me cum hard

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 6 July 2003 13:05 (twenty-three years ago)

*shudder*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 16:25 (twenty-three years ago)

...

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 6 July 2003 16:30 (twenty-three years ago)

hi laura!

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 6 July 2003 16:32 (twenty-three years ago)

This is a very interesting thread so far! I will contribute something later on.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 6 July 2003 16:34 (twenty-three years ago)

Hi Vic! How's it going? Been mutilating any young chickens lately?

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 16:52 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh I only do that on Thursdays, Laura __-> tut-tut, what a silly question. How's your bra?? Well I'm gonna go play with Martin's skidmore now- ciao!

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 6 July 2003 17:06 (twenty-three years ago)

Oy, my bad, Vic. Very sorry! Is it Sundays when the goat-buggering occurs? Or are Sundays reserved for squirrel tail removal and consumption? I can never keep your schedule straight. Please give Martin many licks and nibbles from me!

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 17:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I vote for giving Martin many nicks and libbles.

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 6 July 2003 17:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh come on. I can't believe a place where I used to enjoy posting has come down to threads as stupid and juvenile as this. This is the dumbest waste of bandwidth I've ever seen, and seriously, some of you need to just go away.

Actually, screw that, I'm not posting here anymore. Sorry to the people I like, but this has just gotten ridiculously dumb.

― nabisco (nabisco), Sunday, 6 July 2003 17:35 (twenty-three years ago)

Sorry Jewelly, I think Nitsuh wins now!

― That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 6 July 2003 17:39 (twenty-three years ago)

Laura, Sunday is for baking cakes!! U know that, ::giggles::: - ooh, Nabisco vs. Jewelly is this more a TS, or a Fite?

― Vic (Vic), Sunday, 6 July 2003 18:10 (twenty-three years ago)

Ohhhh...silly me, Vic! Those magic ones? Or the other ones?

I do think that Nabisco has taken the proverbial cake on this thread - though Jewelly has managed to make me wince.

Sam - maybe we should tag-team Martin? *evil grin*

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 22:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"This is a thread abt all the buttplugs I've bought and used recently."

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Sunday, 6 July 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

"some of which I returned"

― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Sunday, 6 July 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I keep wondering what "egret" means.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Sunday, 6 July 2003 22:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I should tell that tampon story again. Or about going to a party (which was NOT a sex party, I must emphasize) and finding a rather used and soiled buttplug on the floor in the bathroom.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Sunday, 6 July 2003 22:29 (twenty-three years ago)

egret = type of bird

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:21 (twenty-three years ago)

a close relative of the "little fucking grebe".

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:22 (twenty-three years ago)

My cat makes me cum hard

i already know this andrew, i can see into your bedroom with my binoculars.

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― M Matos (M Matos), Sunday, 6 July 2003 23:58 (twenty-three years ago)

egrets, i've "had" a few...

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 7 July 2003 01:55 (twenty-three years ago)

so who's single?

― rebekah (rebekah), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Arthur, where did you get that picture of Millar and Yanc3y?

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 7 July 2003 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Threadkiller.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 19:05 (twenty-three years ago)

Hey little girl, would you like a salted nut roll?

― Chris P (Chris P), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:28 (twenty-three years ago)

*gives thread braces and coke-bottle glasses*

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:44 (twenty-three years ago)

So one time, at band camp...

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 21:52 (twenty-three years ago)

there's nothing more awkward than an ellipsis

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 22:04 (twenty-three years ago)

This thread is not about YOU.

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:41 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.foxdie.co.uk/fur/I%20can

― Dada, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 23:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"Genetic markers commonly found in modern humans all over the world could be evidence that our earliest ancestors were cannibals, according to new research. Scientists suggest that even today many of us carry a gene that evolved as protection against brain diseases that can be spread by eating human flesh. "

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.golf-jokes.co.uk/whoa.jpg

― Dada, Wednesday, 9 July 2003 02:45 (twenty-three years ago)

So exactly who was involved in the infamous NYCILXOR FAP 3some?

― That Girl (thatgirl), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:30 (twenty-three years ago)

I smoked the day's last cigarette, rememberin' what you said.

Why won't anyone love me?

― ben welsh (benwelsh), Wednesday, 9 July 2003 05:33 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

LOL

― tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 25 April 2005 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

poor old jewelly.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 25 April 2005 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

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