Help us buy a stadium

It's called Kingsmeadow, Dave :P

You'll only fill it with custard on Red Nose Day.

not if I get to that custard first

mmm

I got my share prospectus through the post today. It's done all proper like. It's a shame that football-related share issues over the last few years have done so abominably, as I am keen to put my money where my mouth is. We need to raise at least £1m through the share issue, otherwise it'll fail. So anyone who loves football and wants to recoup "dividends similar to the rates of bank and building society deposit accounts", check out the website Dave mentions above.