Bjork looks like a second-tier Spider-Man villain now

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Or maybe not. Not that I'm saying it's bad...

― friend the robot, Monday, 16 June 2003 14:03 (twenty years ago) link

I'll say it's bad then.

― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

What do you mean by "now"?

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

Bring back the swan dress.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:05 (twenty years ago) link

OH NO SHE HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY ROY ORBISON

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:06 (twenty years ago) link

(an angsty Roy Orbison, to boot)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:06 (twenty years ago) link

very roy orbison.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:07 (twenty years ago) link

She looks like Moe! wububububub nya-ya-ya-ya

*pokes Matthew Barney in eye, smacks Harmony Korine in back of head, etc*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:08 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.coolcollecting.com/customs/contest2/Doc-Ock.jpg

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:09 (twenty years ago) link

Did I need a mental image of Doc Ock singing "Pagan Poetry" while all naked and pierced? NO!

(ew double-ditto with Roy O)

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah but Spider Man had no decent female villains.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link

If Peggy Fleming got bombarded by atomic rays...

― friend the robot, Monday, 16 June 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link

What about that muscly woman who was a girlfriend of that bald bloke who could turn his flesh into any kind of material. Can't recall their names, it's over 10 years since I've last read Spider-Man.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:15 (twenty years ago) link

Please tell me that's a wig.

― mei (mei), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

Björk vs Karen O - FITE

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/06/16/arts/16SONA.jpg http://www.themodernage.org/concerts/Apr03-03/08.jpg

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

i think roy's punching above her weight.

― Chris Radford (Chris Radford), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:27 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, she reminds me of that one Rolling Stone writer...anyone recall his name?

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:29 (twenty years ago) link

The supervillain analogy just complicates things. Let's just get to the point: she looks a twat.

Nothing new there, then.

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:30 (twenty years ago) link

Actually, she reminds me of that one Rolling Stone writer...anyone recall his name? David Fricke?

http://www.greenfield-sanders.com/images/david.jpg

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

http://site33134.dellhost.com/1a8b40e0.jpg
GABBA GABBA HEY!!

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

Right, David Fricke! I don't know why I was blanking on it earlier.

― Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 16 June 2003 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

Chrissy Hynde + David Fricke = nu-Bjork!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:15 (twenty years ago) link

Hyndricke is snappier

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:54 (twenty years ago) link

AND it sounds like the name of a 90s Spidey villian!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 16 June 2003 15:57 (twenty years ago) link

PLEASE!

It's a wig, right?

― mei (mei), Monday, 16 June 2003 16:55 (twenty years ago) link

If she's not careful she'll end up looking like Rodney Bingenheimer.

http://www.laradio.com/bingenheimer.jpg

― nickn (nickn), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

or worse:
http://www.pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/princess2.jpg

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 05:02 (twenty years ago) link

There's a certain Mike Mills quality to it as well.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 05:03 (twenty years ago) link

surely you haven't all forgotten CLINT BOON

http://www.oneofthethree.co.uk/minisites/inspirals/pictures/clint1.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 05:54 (twenty years ago) link

she went all emo

http://www.fadetoblack.com/interviews/emophilips/e=mo2.jpg

― weatheringdaleson (weatheringdaleson), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 06:33 (twenty years ago) link

doctor octopus is a first tier spider man villain!

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 07:28 (twenty years ago) link

is there anywhere we can see more of this bjork-mullet?

― mullet enthusiast, Tuesday, 17 June 2003 09:08 (twenty years ago) link

The Japanese call this a 'mashcat' -- a 'mashroom haircat'.

Bjork rocks U R all straight.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 10:35 (twenty years ago) link

Everybody else's stylist = keeping it real.

Bjork's stylist = on acid.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 10:37 (twenty years ago) link

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2003/06/16/arts/16SONA.jpg http://www.santacruzhub.org/pp/roadkill/images/cat05.gif

Mashcat vs mashed cat FITE

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 10:42 (twenty years ago) link

Somebody else paste that on the 'laugh out loud' thread, please, I'm too busy laughing.

― Momus (Momus), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 10:44 (twenty years ago) link

Mashed cats aren't funny! No, really, they aren't.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:16 (twenty years ago) link

euw that's horrid! *trys to think nice thoughts*

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah. Sarah to thread; please tell Bad Mister Sommermute he's sick.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

Yeah, go on and state the obvious.

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

she's biting Pete Voss style big time

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:42 (twenty years ago) link

Sarah's at the beach on vacation, but I'm getting a psychic message...ok, hang on here it comes...EEEWWWWW!

― NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 11:43 (twenty years ago) link

Cats are fantastic and cruelty to animals is wrong but that doesn't make Sommermute's post any less hilarious.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:13 (twenty years ago) link

Mashed has two meanings here kids. Only one of them actually involves a - like- masher.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 12:51 (twenty years ago) link

I find it disturbing that, even in light of these recent developments, I'm still totally in love with Bjork.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 13:20 (twenty years ago) link

The Japanese call this a 'mashcat' -- a 'mashroom haircat'.
but of course they are clevah enuff to have anothah heya-cut. ah well i'll see it in august when we're holidaying - heh! baking - there.

― nathalie (nathalie), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 13:24 (twenty years ago) link

So, what you guys are saying is that this is what I should get my hair cut like, yes?

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:00 (twenty years ago) link

TS: Jersey Hair vs. mashcat

― Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

with extra mayo

― James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

Ally, you will be my hero forever if you get that haircut, that blouse and those glasses.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

In a world... where fashion is king... a renegade woman stands up for bow ties...

― Sommermute (Wintermute), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 22:04 (twenty years ago) link

This is what happens when you want a bowl cut but all you have is a Darth Vader helmet

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 17 June 2003 23:33 (twenty years ago) link

I was there when that photo of Bjork was taken. Aww yeah.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

And boy, did she suck.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 00:27 (twenty years ago) link

...and she lives in a treehouse with Finnigan the dog.

http://www.tv.cbc.ca/lifeandtimes/bio2000/Dressup-bsmall.jpg

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 01:53 (twenty years ago) link

Holy fuck, Canada had a Mr. Rogers?!

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 02:26 (twenty years ago) link

Oh no, that really is her new haircut isn't it?

Well at least she can still do bunches or somehting when she gets bored.

― mei (mei), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 08:11 (twenty years ago) link

nice throat dimples, bjork

that man by the treehouse is pure feckinn evil

― kephm, Wednesday, 18 June 2003 18:42 (twenty years ago) link

That's Mr. Dressup to you, foo'.

― Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 18 June 2003 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

at least she can wear a hat

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 19 June 2003 19:05 (twenty years ago) link

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