products/merchandise with unintentionally dirty names

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Such as the thing labelled "Cock Banana" that Millar mentioned on the "boss is gone celebrate" thread.

You know you've seen at least one or two. C'mon, share with us.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:40 (twenty-three years ago)

At the grocery store I go to, they have hummingbird feeders that proudly bear a label reading "Hummers Galore". I chuckle every time.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Nads

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Nobby's Nuts, which have the slogan "Nibble Nobby's Nuts, you can't lick the taste".

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:47 (twenty-three years ago)

Brits etc, this is an American company of 100+ years' standing:

http://www.tias.com/malls/pam/dealers/pamc14ef/pictures/922egfa.jpg

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Baps!

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:50 (twenty-three years ago)

I got a research brief once from a Hungarian drinks company. They wanted to launch their top-selling Hungarian liqeur in the UK market and wanted to test-market the brand first. It was called Unicum.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh I forgot about Nads. I used a sample from the Nads TV infomercial in a song once, it was a sample of a woman saying "then I smeared the Nads all over my face...".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:52 (twenty-three years ago)

"hello kitty dildo" sounds kind of naughty

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Baps indeed. Especially large ones!

― Ben Mott (Ben Mott), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:54 (twenty-three years ago)

I always thought Cheeze Nips sounded dirty, and Cheezits sounded just plan gross. (They both still exist in your local snack aisle, right?)

― chuck, Monday, 9 June 2003 15:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And oh yeah, Grey Poupon Mustard.

― chuck, Monday, 9 June 2003 15:02 (twenty-three years ago)

a friend who lives in Pittsburgh reports there is a popular pizza restaurant there named Cumpie's.

― Mr. Diamond (diamond), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:03 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cvs.com/Assets/images_product_large/172973.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:06 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.countryscentuals.com/cream.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:08 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.rachelleb.com/images/cock_soup.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:09 (twenty-three years ago)

There's a little boutique that just opened on Broadway near my apartment that sells baby-gear with an Asian aesthetic. It's name is LUCKY WANG!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:10 (twenty-three years ago)

monkey nuts

― james (james), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:20 (twenty-three years ago)

in Dublin we have the Nagina Tandoori.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:31 (twenty-three years ago)

I point you all to Wanker Beer and the bad food thread in which I detailed finding a Nigerian/Ghanaian hot pepper sauce called, aptly enough, Shitto in my local Afro food shop in East London. Also found some mints in an Italian deli near me called Mental... how well they would have sold around the M25 in 1989...

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 9 June 2003 15:51 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.webspotter.com/popboffin/images/pho2.jpg

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Ick!

http://www.engrish.com/drinks/image/bm.jpg

― Aaron A., Monday, 9 June 2003 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

How you say 'Mr Brain's Pork Faggots own this thread'.

― Ferg (Ferg), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:28 (twenty-three years ago)

jesus, i was just posting "how has 'mr. brain's pork faggots' not been mentioned yet?"

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 9 June 2003 16:29 (twenty-three years ago)

There's a restaurant on 5th Ave. in Brooklyn called Colon, I think. And one in Chinatown called Big Wong, and another one with "Dung" in the name.

― chuck, Monday, 9 June 2003 16:55 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.ulta.com/images/dynimages/products/109_ZM_8041586_000.jpg

And my favorite restaurant, while growing-up, was called "Buffalo Chips." I didn't get the joke until years later.

― I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

I took a picture of a restaurant right off of King's Road last time I was in London, that was a pan-Asian place called....wait for it...PHAT PHUC!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil, I'm going to PHO BICH N'GA in two weeks!

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:43 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, and Piuma to thread...

(Thanks to him, I now own a can of Cock On The Mountain Top Bananas In Syrup)

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:44 (twenty-three years ago)

There's one in Chinatown called Phat Ho. We almost died laughing when we came upon it the other night.

― Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

a Scot friend of mine finds this endlessly funny:

http://www.maxxium.com.tw/smallbatch/knob.jpg

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Monday, 9 June 2003 18:52 (twenty-three years ago)

DB! Where is this infamous Pho Bich Nga?!?! I've only seen the photo - in Vice Magazine like three years ago, actually.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

DB! Where is this infamous Pho Bich Nga?!?! I've only seen the photo - in Vice Magazine like three years ago, actually.

It's in Vancouver, east of the Commercial Drive area...

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:42 (twenty-three years ago)

It also might be a chain, too, for all I know...

― donut bitch (donut), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

The best part of the Nads infomercial: "I walked out of her shower and said, 'You've got Nads!'"

― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 9 June 2003 19:55 (twenty-three years ago)

The owners of Pat Pong restaurant in the East Village do not seem to be aware that Pat Pong Road in Bangkok is the place to buy sexual favors of all kinds (and bootleg Gucci bags).

― hstencil, Monday, 9 June 2003 20:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe they ARE aware of that fact. Try ordering the "special green curry". It might come with a hand-job.

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 9 June 2003 20:02 (twenty-three years ago)

I think that's what rosemary ordered when we went, actually.

― hstencil, Monday, 9 June 2003 20:22 (twenty-three years ago)

It might come with a hand-job

And who wouldn't?

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 9 June 2003 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

I ordered pad thai. YOU were the one who ordered curry. (Or was it "curry"???)

― rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 9 June 2003 20:25 (twenty-three years ago)

well I sure as hell didn't get a handjob.

― hstencil, Monday, 9 June 2003 20:37 (twenty-three years ago)

My friends brough me back some Fanny Jam from Peru and I have bought both Plop- and Kack bars in Sweden.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 9 June 2003 20:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't forget Krapp toilet tissue, from Sweden.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 9 June 2003 21:26 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.aldoshoes.com/ = aldo's hoes

― Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:13 (twenty-three years ago)

i always like to follow a shot of Knob Creek with a Black Bush w/ soda.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Ausralian beer brand: "Piss"

(poss. intentional)

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:16 (twenty-three years ago)

You Scot friend who thinks Knob Creek is funny should stop giggling and start drinking. That's some fan-freakin'-tastic whiskey, right there.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:20 (twenty-three years ago)

testify

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:25 (twenty-three years ago)

There is (was anyway) a chines restaurant in Aspendale called Foo King Chinese. Oh we did laff.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:41 (twenty-three years ago)

And I can't spell today... I blame the dodgy cold tablet my friend just gave me. Everything is all squodgey.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 03:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Ho Chunk Casino

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Orangina?

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 05:43 (twenty-three years ago)

http://64.95.118.51/images/opti/de/cc/restChain_RestaurantsWahoo__s_Fish_Taco1-resized200.gif

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 06:01 (twenty-three years ago)

HA!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 06:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Orangina?

What kind of 'ginas have you been hanging around?

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 06:03 (twenty-three years ago)

OKAY...

Am I the only one here who only now has ever heard the term "fish taco" used a dirty euphemism? Or did I just happen to grow up in a place where the economy for fish tacos masked the giggliness of its alternate meaning?

― donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 07:01 (twenty-three years ago)

DB, PLEASE -- did Dan Bremmer never explain why Uberzone recorded a song called "Space Disco for Fish Tacos" for the fundraising comp -- and why it sounded the way it did and what it was supposed to be about? ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

Ho Chunk Casino

Haha! I lost $100 at Ho Chunk! And our hotel room had a hottub!

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 17:26 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I the only one here who only now has ever heard the term "fish taco" used a dirty euphemism?

No. You are not the only one.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 19:31 (twenty-three years ago)

At the grocery store I go to, they have hummingbird feeders that proudly bear a label reading "Hummers Galore".

And then there's the sport-utility behemoth the Hummer. Yes, Americans strongly link cars and sex, but how on earth did the marketing people get approval for this?

The owners of Pat Pong restaurant in the East Village do not seem to be aware that Pat Pong Road in Bangkok is the place to buy sexual favors of all kinds

Obviously a branch of the Alexandria Thai restaurant whose sign used to read "Authentic Thai Cousine." Always wondered just what that place had on the menu.

― j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 10 June 2003 22:32 (twenty-three years ago)

Golden Stream Trail Mix.

And this stuff
http://www.easterntownships.com/bagbalm/pix/can2_22.jpg

― David Beckhouse (David Beckhouse), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:44 (twenty-three years ago)

Golden Pash drink

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:52 (twenty-three years ago)

excuse me whilst i rub some balm on my bag

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 00:53 (twenty-three years ago)

Am I the only one here who only now has ever heard the term "fish taco" used a dirty euphemism?

No. You are not the only one.

Muffy's World of Vagina Euphemisms

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 01:35 (twenty-three years ago)

And while we're at it:

http://www.chefamerica.com/images/brands/pack-hotpoc.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 01:41 (twenty-three years ago)

It might come with a hand-job

And who wouldn't?

Haha! I finally got this joke like 2 days later

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 07:40 (twenty-three years ago)

Phil, explain it to me.

― colin s barrow (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 08:33 (twenty-three years ago)

Battle of the refreshing beverages with names that vaguely suggest female genitalia:

http://www3.alpha-net.ne.jp/users/corundum/orangina.jpg -vs- http://www.sokovision.com/images/home_volvic.gif

― Paul in Santa Cruz (Paul in Santa Cruz), Wednesday, 11 June 2003 17:22 (twenty-three years ago)

those not getting the taco reference must not be Rocky Horror fans...

for a fun collection of poorly (or wonderfully as the case may be) foods see:

http://www.dazbert.co.uk/sites/rudefood/

― kevin (unclegrumpy), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:05 (twenty-three years ago)

don't forget 'tang:

http://looneystuff.safeshopper.com/images/b60occvz.jpg

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 12 June 2003 01:07 (twenty-three years ago)

five months pass...

tongue tacos

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 24 November 2003 23:29 (twenty-two years ago)

That's a new one, I've had Cabeza Tacos which are slow cooked cheek meat, yummy.

― David Beckh0u5e (Dave Beckh0u5e), Tuesday, 25 November 2003 00:52 (twenty-two years ago)

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