Thai Restaurants with Jokey Names

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In DC many of the Thai restaurants have pun names, like Thai-Tanic or Thai-Phoon. I expect that Thai-dal Wave and Thai Me Up, Thai Me Down will be next. The suburban Thai restaurants have sensible, dignified names, like Neisha Thai, Crystal Thai, Bangkok Siam, etc.

My question is, why Thai? Why not Vietnamese or Pakistani or whatever? The only theory I've come up with is that Thai is the new big food, the sushi of the aughts. Like when you're on a first date, and she says, in a calculatedly casual and disinterested way, "oh, I've really been into Thai food lately." It's said in the same tone of voice as "oh, I've been really into Serge Gainsbourg lately," so imagine that.

So Thai food is the thing, and it needs to be made less intimidating for those awkward first dates. Hence the funny names.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or, it could be that the word "Thai" is especially suitable for puns.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Perhaps unsurprisingly, the best Thai restaurants I know don't in fact rely on punny names...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, that almost goes without saying.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

ah phuket

dave q, Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

From the Simpsons: YOU THAI NOW

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not Thai but there's a nasty Chinese place in Portland with a grebt skanky bar called Hung Far Low.

chester (synkro), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai Me To The Moon

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai Me a River

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai a Yellow Ribbon...

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

OMG! I once sent a list full of these to the McSweeney's website and was rejected! Shame I don't have that on me; it was chock full of absurd ones, like "Thai One On" and "Black Thai Affair."

It was actually inspired by the fact that Chicago already has "Thai Me Up!"

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh god dave your comment was a billboard for Chino Latino here in mpls (a fucking insufferable "hot zone" restaurant in mpls.) Other super witty ads: "that wasn't chicken" "where's your cat?" "greatest insult to the Japanese since the California roll" (go all the way, timid copywriter: "since the Enola Gay") Eeurgh now it's prom season so the the intersection around it (a busy one) is clogged with fucking LIMOs (incl a WHITE SUV LIMO) and the sidewalk filled with teens in their formalwear (apptly it's cool for boys to do the Don Johnson thing)

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 8 May 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

The best Thai restaurant here is called The Siam Cottage. Now there's a lost pun opportunity.

Mooro (Mooro), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai Mai Shoo

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

There is one around called "Bangkok Blues," it I think serves some kind of fusion food and actually has live blues music, so it can't be considered a joke.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned hates chow fun.

Rockist Scientist, Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shoo Thai Pai

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

i don't get it jess. splain for us dumb folk?

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned hates chow fun

You evil, wonderful man.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.800padutch.com/images/dhavenpie.jpg

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wanna open a store called "Don't Patronize Me!" and watch how quickly I go bankrupt.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

The only theory I've come up with is that Thai is the new big food, the sushi of the aughts.

*blinks with surprise* DC has had good Thai food for one decade if not two. Yes, the DC area has a lot of selfconsciously hip Thai restaurants, but it's by no means new around here.

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

Live Free or Thai

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

a Bond themed Thai Another Day

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

(btw, all the Thai places here have pretty straight-up names; Pad Thai, Planet Thai, Bangkok House, etc)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai'er Maker

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

live and let thai

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thailand/Australian bar with big screen football?

Mark C (Mark C), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, DC has had Thai for a long time, but it's my impression that the silly ones are new. And Thai is now in vogue, though it's been around forever.

Maybe it's just a regional thing. In college Indian food was the name you dropped to impress people, and sushi still held onto a little bit of hipness. Thai food was cooler than, say, Chinese or Mexican, but it wasn't what people drove 45 minutes to eat.

Chris H. (chrisherbert), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

There's actually a Thai restaurant in Chicago called Thai Twee. I'm pretty sure they don't use Hello Kitty plates or play the Field Mice while you dine however.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

thai a little tenderness

(Vietnamese place in Des Moines: A Dong)

g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Diamond, where is Thai Twee?
...


I Just Thai'd in Your Arms Tonight

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

Millions Now Living Will Never Thai

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai Kreuzen

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai Nibelungen

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thaitus Andronicus

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thaipe O Negative

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai'er Maker

Out on the Thailes

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

I Only Have Thai for You

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lord of the Thai!

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

The hell this thread encompasses makes me want to swear off food.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh, shut up and thai.

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Gypsy starring Thaine Daly

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

oh, God, it really is hell.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

That Concludes The Draw For The Third Round Of The FA Cup, Thais Will Be Played On The 7th, 8th, and 9th Of January

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Thai Diggs

Thai-Bo

amateurist (amateurist), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

henthai

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'd eat there.

Kenan Hebert (kenan), Thursday, 8 May 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

From Seattle:
Phuket
The Thai-Ger Room

JS Williams (js williams), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Movable Thaipe

JS Williams (js williams), Thursday, 8 May 2003 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

vancouver too

rrrobyn, Thursday, 7 August 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

That reads like it's the original Vancouver's new branch store on the other side of town

nabisco, Thursday, 7 August 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

haha all suburbs should be named like cheesy-clever hollywood movie sequels

rrrobyn, Thursday, 7 August 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

the funny thing is that pho bich nga is only a few blocks away from burnaby
which is basically vancouver too

rrrobyn, Thursday, 7 August 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

two years pass...

because i got thai

the milagro-beanfield war criminal (s1ocki), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

thai thai birdie

just sayin, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, siam

a tenth level which features a single castle (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Siam I Am

Aerosol, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Bangkok Farmers' Market

Mo Tucker Mo Problems (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Tongue Thaied

rhythm fixated member (chap), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Chris Peaduck

jesper olsen twins (NickB), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

my thai

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

there's also a place in baltimore run by a guy who is half thai and half irish and it's called thairish

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

horrible.

the milagro-beanfield war criminal (s1ocki), Wednesday, 22 September 2010 18:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Pho The Love of Yummy
Pho Better Chews

Darin, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 19:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Thai-Pod

yookeroo, Wednesday, 22 September 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Thaime After Thaime

dayo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Spanish-vietnamese fusion:

Pho Tonto Rapidos

rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Thai Is Never Thai Enough

dayo, Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link

thinkin about opening a restaurant called thai game where we serve green curry deer and panang pheasant and so on

a fucking knitted scarf (another al3x), Thursday, 23 September 2010 04:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Pho The Love of Yummy
Pho Better Chews

there's a combination phở shop/laundromat around the corner from my house called Phở Sure.

Underground - Parking (2010) (sic), Thursday, 23 September 2010 07:37 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a Thai place that gives portions so generous you always wind up taking huge amounts home:

Thai Again Tomorrow

rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 September 2010 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

there is also thai landing and thai one on

IRE is the most intelligent open forum on ILX (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a posh place that serves only squid based meals.

Black Thai.

Mark G, Thursday, 23 September 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a Thai place that gives portions so generous you always wind up taking huge amounts home:

Thai Again Tomorrow

― rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, September 23, 2010 7:23 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

thai another day

the milagro-beanfield war criminal (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 September 2010 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Thairish still around? Owner is not in fact half-Irish -- he told me he made up the name and then came up with the story.

Three Word Username, Thursday, 23 September 2010 14:59 (thirteen years ago) link

oh its such a good name, great idea

glengarry glen "ross from friends" (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

There are at least two places called "Old School Thai" in London.

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

colombian neck thai

glengarry glen "ross from friends" (s1ocki), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Australian/Thai fusion; Thai Me Kangaroo Down Sport

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Star Wars themed: Thai Fighter

Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Potentially racist question.

Speaking broadly, is there more joking around in Thai culture than other Asian cultures? Because not only are the names of Thai restuarants jokier than their Chinese, Koran, Vietnamese, Japanese, and Nepalese ounterparts in my area, but the proprietors of these establishments are also much jokier than their counterparts.

Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:48 (thirteen years ago) link

(er, Korean, not Koran)

Excluding Skits and Such (Eazy), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude you have no Koran.

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

gah xp

Fartbritz Sootzveti (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Hahaha, "Dude, You Have No Korean" would be a good one.

rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't Taze Me Pho

rammer jammer jan hammer (Hurting 2), Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Pho Q

ledge, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

What would you name your Vietnamese restaurant?

Aerosol, Thursday, 23 September 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Suggest Banh

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Thursday, 23 September 2010 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link

...And I see that joke was made like five times on the earlier thread. Captain Fucking Obvious for the win!

a black white asian pine ghost who is fake (Telephone thing), Thursday, 23 September 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Thairish still around? Owner is not in fact half-Irish -- he told me he made up the name and then came up with the story.

― Three Word Username, Thursday, September 23, 2010 10:59 AM (7 hours ago)

it is around but no one goes there

IRE is the most intelligent open forum on ILX (harbl), Thursday, 23 September 2010 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3210/2610198845_b6b0820d2e.jpg

^ this is some kind of genius imo

Harrison Buttwhistle (NickB), Friday, 15 October 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

there is, or was, a chinese place I used to see signs for sometimes called "Hard Wok Buffet", which I liked because it was right on the borderline where you can't be 100% sure it's supposed to be a pun

rmde and dangerous (bernard snowy), Friday, 15 October 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

used to be a "Beau Thai" in Clapham, iirc. Multilingual wordplay.

bham, Friday, 15 October 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

colombian neck thai

― glengarry glen "ross from friends" (s1ocki), Thursday, September 23, 2010 11:02 AM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

slow day eh slocks

Nhex, Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

I'm on a train

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

I'm Kurt Cobain

Author ~ Coach ~ Goddess (s1ocki), Thursday, 4 October 2012 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

thairish is awesome, best pad thai. i witnessed the chef turn away some tourists one day like he was the soup nazi.

(╯︵╰,) RIP (am0n), Thursday, 4 October 2012 15:41 (eleven years ago) link


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