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Based on the one reception shot I hope everyone dressed up for the wedding in black T-shirts and smoked nonstop.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

That's not Tubgirl, that's AWESOME.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm getting married to a plate of wings

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i had to get a divorce from a sack of potatoes

― Mr. Que, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link

that's no way to talk about your wife

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

EX-wife

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

</vaudeville>

― strongohulkington, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago) link

Ally- Did you make it to Casey M0oore's?

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:13 (seventeen years ago) link

great pics Ally and Tom!

― gff, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:43 (seventeen years ago) link

g--no, was too busy :(
after wedding we went to someplace called rula bula (something like that), which was a VERY WEIRD PLACE. they had this separate smoking/bathroom area outdoors (though later it was revealed the entire outdoors was ok to smoke, if you could move your hand up to your mouth thru the crowd) but you couldn't take your drink with you. i was like, wtf do you even HAVE this area for, in your BAR, that drinks are unacceptable in?
ALSO: they wouldn't let me 36 year old cousin in because he forgot his ID at home, so the groom, tom and my cousin all ditched us and trekked back to mesa to get the ID. at which point tom promptly got changed and then forgot to grab HIS wallet back up...hilarity almost ensued but they realized soon after they left the house ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha.

yeah its a college town so they're super strict wrt ID's.

rula bula is where my love affair with Jameson Irish Wiskey began one unseasonably chilly night years ago.

― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that's just how it is, in "the zone".

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 17:58 (seventeen years ago) link

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i won btw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY IS NO ONE POSTING TO THIS THRED?

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

because new ilx basically sucks

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago) link

I personally have nothing to add

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

you should be expressing proudness of your adopted family

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.phonographique.com/store/image.php?productid=10072

― TOMBOT, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy crap. The bride really doing a keg stand? Really?!

― ENBB, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

I am gobsmacked.

― Ed, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

my dad apparently started the keg stand nonsense but there are no photos of him doing it so far ;_;

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:12 (seventeen years ago) link

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:14 (seventeen years ago) link

fucking xpost

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

WHY IS NO ONE POSTING TO THIS THRED?

Hey, some things leave you speechless.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:15 (seventeen years ago) link

ILX is like this horrible frankenstein's monster that just won't die, this decaying body bolted onto a shiny frame yet strangely lacking the qualities one would normally associate with being human.

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

DUDE SRSLY BEST WEDDING EVER, OMG

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.hooters.com/fun_stuff/

― Latham Green, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

oh, the dresses aren't so bad, Ally! Ed's right: it's a nice purple, and the sashes aren't as wide as I thought they'd be. you look very nice!

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

did someone do that updo for you or did you do it yourself? I wish I could wear my hair like that every day. it's awesome.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link

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― g®▲Ðұ, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:04 (seventeen years ago) link

hahahaha jesus, no, someone else did that for me. i have no coordination and also i have NO idea how she even did it. i mean, my hair is about chin length and she didn't put extensions in or anything. hair genie. i was actually ok with the outcome. i wouldn't let anyone else do my makeup but decided to just kiss it to god re: the hair because i have no abilities to do my own hair.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, the only time I had my hair done like that, I was a bridesmaid and the bride had all of us get our hair done at schmancy salon. it was brilliant; it's the only time my hair has every stayed completely out of my face for hours.

the rockettes line of boys is obv. awesome.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:06 (seventeen years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/171/427623570_d9fca28c5b.jpg
this is what our hairs looked like in the interim between "in face floppy hair" and "'60s updos hair" fwiw

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:08 (seventeen years ago) link

ahahaha! my updo consisted of my hair being in lots of braids and then coiled so when I took it down I looked like medusa. it was pretty sweet.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:14 (seventeen years ago) link

i was still yanking out bobby pins the next morning, i swear to god. there must've been 60+ in there.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 20 March 2007 19:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Y'all looked great in those pink dresses. How disappointing, after the way you prepared us for the worst.

― StanM, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 08:12 (seventeen years ago) link

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my dad :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:32 (seventeen years ago) link

rad

― gff, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Respect to your family.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago) link

What kind of communist is your mum to have not taken part?

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago) link

a communist in a short skirt

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

That seems like a poor excuse for a member of your family, maybe she was the one that was adopted.

― Ed, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

i should probably post some actual nice pictures but that's not as hilarious

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i'm not saying it is a terrific excuse, ed! i think she should've went ahead and done it!

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:59 (seventeen years ago) link

The wedding pictures looked really nice! I was expecting the worst from your description of the dresses but they looked good.

I had a boring fancy-schmancy wedding to go to that same day, there were no kegstands unfortunately.

― Nicole, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

whoa! i am also amazed at kegstand wedding w/ parental involvement

― rrrobyn, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Yes, that is a source of wonder.

― baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:17 (seventeen years ago) link

more people should get married

― RJG, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:19 (seventeen years ago) link

no, no one should get married. we should just throw more weddings.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:48 (seventeen years ago) link

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