Great Real Names

today i learned that qpr employ a sports therapist by the name of Jasper Clinkscales

seems i havent mentioned itt that we also have an u-18 striker called Odysseus Alfa

he goes by ody though sadly

ody alfa is good too

it is, but u instinctively fear for the future of a young #9 that feels burdened by magnificence

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trung_Canidate

RICHARD J. HIGH

http://www.columbiaobgyn.org/doctor/annette-perez-delboy#.WBOS8_rytPY

one 4 my uk rodneys

Wilhelm Fucks

Pepper Culpepper (Professor of Politics and Public Policy at the Blavatnik School of Government)

Even the Russian Orthodox Church, which is close to the Kremlin, warned Wednesday against “euphoria” as it welcomed the vote result. “Time will tell what kind of president he will be, whether he will fulfill the promises he made during the campaign,” said Metropolitan Illarion, a church spokesman.

unsurpassable zenith of the young metro meme right there

You do realise that "Metropolitan" is a rank in the Orthodox Church, and that Illarion is a chosen regnal name, like Benedict or Francis for the Pope? So neither of those is his real name.

http://i.imgur.com/rnPGu9K.gif

Benedictus Buns

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Livingstone_Bramble

Caspian Folmsbee

going through my old trading cards in my parents' basement, i ran across this 1991 card that always gave me pause back in the day

http://i.imgur.com/j7Xv6SH.jpg

Pirkka-Pekka Petelius

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0676194/

https://twitter.com/buffalomeat10

Timothy Beaglehole

http://www.pressgazette.co.uk/manchester-evening-news-wayne-ankers-appointed-editor-of-huddersfield-examiner/

when my dad was younger he was obsessed with this dude he found in the phonebook named Goldfish T. Bogglesworth

Lord Strange of Knockin.

Guto Bebb

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-qTnQHVqPU3c/WMnd-jfGhcI/AAAAAAAAAP8/HaIg5zE9wSU4C7z8Kjtnqu68OnNSzLuTwCK4B/s1600/2017-noty-bracket.jpg

http://www.ctvnews.ca/canada/n-s-man-not-allowed-to-use-grabher-surname-on-licence-plate-1.3339051

https://www.ctvnews.ca/polopoly_fs/1.3338327.1490305800!/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/landscape_225/image.jpg

Has Adolph Caesar been mentioned? He was just in a Tales From the Darkside episode I was watching. Not sure if it's a "great" real name but it's certainly got a kind of braggadocio vibe to it.

from a court pleading @ my wife's work:

Jackual Barbee

Phetlada Third just came up in my fault ticket queue.

...it now occurs to me with the last 2 Ive mentioned in this thread that they could be burner-phone names made up with a name generator. I wonder.

Rusty Justice

Edsel W. Ford, aviation inspector for the FAA. I rather want to say "Birth certificate or GTFO," but Henry Ford did have a son named Edsel B. Ford.

following up on the above, Boats Botes won the People's choice; good write up:

http://www.nameoftheyear.com/2017/04/2017-name-of-year-elite-eight.html

god andy brandy casagrande iv is killing me

"Ezi Rider is an actor, known for Messidor (1979)."

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1559796/

Robert Knepper. It means 'Robert's fucking' in Denmark.

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promising young Pakistani cricketer Fakhar Zaman

― ZESTY O'PRIDE (imago), Saturday, 30 January 2016 23:16 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And here he is!

Cavell Coo

http://www.pitchero.com/clubs/ashtonunited/teams/320/player/cavell-coo-1205195

Serene Moo

Not sure how real this one is, but nonetheless. . .
http://i.imgur.com/MR6KxFW.jpg

Hung Pham
Reem Abbass (for the Scottish among you)

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― -_- (jim in vancouver), Monday, June 5, 2017 6:53 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is the one i keep thinking about. wtf

so there's an actor named French Tickner

just two letters late there

https://www.linkedin.com/in/velvet-beard-1a18232/

wow

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/armageddon-draughn-player-stats

Ursula Goodenough