Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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RELEASE THE KRACKEN

Darin, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 17:53 (ten years ago) link

^ a friend told me he actually did this a couple weeks ago

joygoat, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:20 (ten years ago) link

REQUIEM.

― "Hey, We're Clubbing!" (Police Squad) (jim), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 22:48 (11 months ago) Bookmark

loooooooooooooooooooool

uh is that miseplled? (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:22 (ten years ago) link

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED

― the sir weeze, Wednesday, July 23, 2008 5:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

Best part of the Jesse James/Sandra Bullock sex tape.

o. nate, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:35 (ten years ago) link

"Oh Fluffy...Oh Fido..."
(I could have sworn that I'd posted that to this thread already, but I don't seem to have done so.)

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:10 (ten years ago) link

two years pass...

Inspired by 'Your highest 3 darts total'

"One hundred and eighty"

fun loving and xtremely tolrant (Billy Dods), Monday, 14 January 2013 16:15 (eight years ago) link

two years pass...

"The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as 'the greatest or most significant or most influential' rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art."

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 21:43 (five years ago) link

"Never go full retard"

― milo z, Monday, 11 August 2008 19:35 (6 years ago) Permalink

dying

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 22:22 (five years ago) link

eleven months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FrNyTvOZDY

ejemplo (crüt), Friday, 25 March 2016 19:10 (four years ago) link

I used to think the who thing where you call out the wrong person's name in flagrante delicto was a hackneyed comedic device that never happens in real life but um. I have done this.

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Friday, 25 March 2016 21:41 (four years ago) link

"TRUMP FOR PRESIDENT"

an opportunity thick enough to taste (snoball), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:20 (four years ago) link

"SWEEP THE LEG"

Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:27 (four years ago) link

any of the lines from the half dozen or so programmed for the announcers in the NBA Jam games

art, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:31 (four years ago) link

lol the exact quote from the movie, thanks to a review:

"“He has the power to wipe out the human race. And if we think that there’s even a one percent chance that he’s our enemy, we have to treat it as an absolute certainty.”

Batman actually says this.

Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:46 (four years ago) link

uhh wrong thread

Neanderthal, Friday, 25 March 2016 22:46 (four years ago) link

"uhh wrong thread"

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 25 March 2016 22:51 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

"This one's for the Gipper!"

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:03 (four years ago) link

"God, mom, don't you know how to knock?!"

Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:19 (four years ago) link

"Winter is coming... and so am I!"

putting the laughter in manslaughter (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:27 (four years ago) link

"HOLD...THE...DOOR!"

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:30 (four years ago) link

Have any of the 935 posts in this thread been funny yet?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:34 (four years ago) link

jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:36 (four years ago) link

xpost No, but the moment of climax is a solemn event and shouldn't be sullied with laughter anyway.

Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (four years ago) link

"Amen."

Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (four years ago) link

"Sad!"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:49 (four years ago) link

c16 deep tread

'please clap'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (four years ago) link

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 11:08 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

"Covfefe"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:35 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2019 06:19 (one year ago) link

BALLOON

breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 12:53 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Congratulations!

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:31 (one year ago) link

Bad command or file name

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:47 (one year ago) link

'please clap'

only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:58 (one year ago) link

<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:03 (one year ago) link

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

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imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:11 (one year ago) link

HADOUKEN

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:15 (one year ago) link

Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:19 (one year ago) link

I asked Transformer...

When I achieve orgasm I should say that:

- I had the courage

- I was motivated

- I was aware of my body's sensations.

Maresn3st, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:24 (one year ago) link

ahahaha yesss

imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:29 (one year ago) link

Stop fucking your therapist, Transformer.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:26 (one year ago) link

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

fingers crossed for Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

rob, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:07 (one year ago) link

xp

"and that's our time up"

deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:17 (one year ago) link

'Vidi, vici, veni.'

Funniest joke in the world when I was 16.

pomenitul, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:22 (one year ago) link

"Scavino!"

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:16 (one year ago) link

Attica!

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:20 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Can you smellllllllll what the cock is cooking?!

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (ten months ago) link

three months pass...

"You tell him! You tell him I'm coming! You tell him I'm fucking cominnnnnnnngggggg!"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:07 (six months ago) link

"ATTICA!"

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:11 (six months ago) link


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