Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax.

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My friend used to do that in high school, we called him cream cheese and bagels.
Once I was out parking with Cream Cheese and Bagels and his girlfriend and me and my girlfriend. It wasn't my idea, it was cream cheese's. Anyways, my gf and I are in the backseat just laying there doing nothing. Cream cheese was getting a blowjob in the front seat, all you could see was his head tilted back. After about 5 minutes we heard him yell "Bingo". The window rolled down and a tissue got thrown out.

-- Chris V. (formerlypoopsmcge...), Today 11:43 AM. (later) (Chris V) (link) (admin) (208.154.17.239)

"Bingo" vs. "Sweets for my sweet"
-- Amateurist (amateuris...), Today 11:49 AM. (later) (amateurist) (link) (admin) (129.105.180.28)

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

GO!

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

Or, I guess, "GO!"

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hahaha.

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:53 (seventeen years ago) link

"Hahahaha!"

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

next time I have sex with my wife, I'm trying out the "bingo".

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

"Surrender Dorothy" owns this thread

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:54 (seventeen years ago) link

shit that's creepy

gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"oooh fremme neppa venette!"

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"did you eat a souvlaki today?"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"This is the thread where I achieve orgasm!"

lawrence kansas (lawrence kansas), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

"Fuck You, McFly!"

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Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

Captain who?

Lithium Lunchbox (Lithium Lunchbox), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't understand how one can orgasm and speak at the same time.

toraneko (toraneko), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 15:58 (seventeen years ago) link

it's like walking and chewing gum

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Quote Phil Collins: "You know I love you but I'm in too deep."

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Another harmless chiche despoiled.

Amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

"that's what I'm talking about"

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, Mike! I now like that song again!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"hold on, i saw this on 'the man show'"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

I think heckling would be funny.

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

"dammit, mom, can't you knock?"

Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"where's the beef"

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:03 (seventeen years ago) link

"mamase mamasa mamakusa! mamase mamasa mamakusa!"

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:04 (seventeen years ago) link

"blanket"

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:05 (seventeen years ago) link

"STOP DROP AND ROLL"

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:07 (seventeen years ago) link

"do you feel neducated."

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

PHEAR MY WINGED PHALLUS

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"i am so alone"

gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:08 (seventeen years ago) link

"I'm your biggest fan."

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"Your vagina belongs in the vagina hall of fame." (a friend of a friend told his girlfriend this during coitus recently)

Yanc3y (ystrickler), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:09 (seventeen years ago) link

"Dammit mom, you sure are a goer!"

Hick (Cozen), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"What winged phallus? You're thinking of Dan!"

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

"you have deprrived me ohf my esssssence"

gabriel (gabe), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:10 (seventeen years ago) link

'And here I thought that you were too ugly for me to climax'
'Man your battlestations! Batton down the hatches!'
'OMG, what's going on? What's this sensation?!'

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

"My preccccciiouuussssss.... unh."

mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

'Is that it?'

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

YOU'VE STOLEN MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOULLLLLLLLLLLL

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"Oh that got in your hair!"

Vic, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"put the fuckin lotion in the basket."

Chris V. (Chris V), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

If there is really no such place as the Vagina Hall of Fame, then someone must create one immediately.

C J (C J), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"We're gonna need a bigger boat"

James Blount (James Blount), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:12 (seventeen years ago) link

"CAAAAAAAAN YOOOOU FEEEEEEEEL THE LOOOOOOOOOOVE TOOONIIIIIIIIGHT."

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't think I've ever had any flan

jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"BEST. ORGASM. EVER. < /comic book guy voice>"

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

"...must...not...do...what...I...did...last...time...what? oh never mind"

dave q, Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I FEEL LOVE

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh no! Orgasm! Oh NO!!

Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"cage goes in the water, i go in the water, SHARKS in the water"

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 8 April 2003 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

"Winter is coming... and so am I!"

putting the laughter in manslaughter (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:27 (four years ago) link

"HOLD...THE...DOOR!"

Now I Know How Joan of Arcadia Felt (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:30 (four years ago) link

Have any of the 935 posts in this thread been funny yet?

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:34 (four years ago) link

jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams

the unbearable jimmy smits (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:36 (four years ago) link

xpost No, but the moment of climax is a solemn event and shouldn't be sullied with laughter anyway.

Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (four years ago) link

"Amen."

Wet Food (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:48 (four years ago) link

"Sad!"

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:49 (four years ago) link

c16 deep tread

'please clap'

mookieproof, Tuesday, 24 May 2016 18:59 (four years ago) link

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Tuomas, Wednesday, 25 May 2016 11:08 (four years ago) link

one year passes...

"Covfefe"

to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 13:35 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Swiggity swooty, I'm cumming in that booty

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 6 September 2019 06:19 (one year ago) link

BALLOON

breastcrawl, Friday, 6 September 2019 12:53 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Congratulations!

Οὖτις, Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:31 (eleven months ago) link

Bad command or file name

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:47 (eleven months ago) link

'please clap'

only one so far that evoked a modicum of mirth. well done, mookieproof.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 2 November 2019 05:58 (eleven months ago) link

<whatever you were going to say anyway> + "Mr. Grimsdale!!!" in a Norman Wisdom voice.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:03 (eleven months ago) link

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

Funniest possible things to say during moment of climax. [Started by mark p (Mark P) in April 2003, last updated five minutes ago by just another country (snoball)] 4 new answers
rugby [Started by taylor in October 2003, last updated eighteen minutes ago by Michael Oliver of Penge Wins £5 (Tom D.)] 20 new answers

imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:11 (eleven months ago) link

HADOUKEN

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:15 (eleven months ago) link

Years ago I read a Street Fighter slashfic where Guile shouts "SONIC BOOM!" during the moment of climax(tm).

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 2 November 2019 12:19 (eleven months ago) link

I asked Transformer...

When I achieve orgasm I should say that:

- I had the courage

- I was motivated

- I was aware of my body's sensations.

Maresn3st, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:24 (eleven months ago) link

ahahaha yesss

imago, Saturday, 2 November 2019 13:29 (eleven months ago) link

Stop fucking your therapist, Transformer.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 2 November 2019 14:26 (eleven months ago) link

the thread connections are always better than the actual posts itt

fingers crossed for Oh! I Always Get Those Two Mixed Up!

rob, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:07 (eleven months ago) link

xp

"and that's our time up"

deems of internment (darraghmac), Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:17 (eleven months ago) link

'Vidi, vici, veni.'

Funniest joke in the world when I was 16.

pomenitul, Saturday, 2 November 2019 16:22 (eleven months ago) link

"Scavino!"

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:16 (eleven months ago) link

Attica!

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 November 2019 19:20 (eleven months ago) link

four months pass...

Can you smellllllllll what the cock is cooking?!

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 5 March 2020 02:39 (seven months ago) link

three months pass...

"You tell him! You tell him I'm coming! You tell him I'm fucking cominnnnnnnngggggg!"

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Friday, 3 July 2020 18:07 (three months ago) link

"ATTICA!"

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 July 2020 20:11 (three months ago) link

no referrer, can't tell

sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:00 (three months ago) link

Hot dog!

calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (three months ago) link

Not hot dog

sarahell, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:01 (three months ago) link

Ten years gone!

calstars, Friday, 3 July 2020 21:04 (three months ago) link

Where's that confounded bridge?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:43 (three months ago) link

Take off the fruit, but guard the seed!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 4 July 2020 05:59 (three months ago) link

there's a dog loose in the woods!

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:09 (three months ago) link

denigrating this luxury avenue

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 4 July 2020 06:32 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

"He was a very special man, an American Patriot, and great friend...I just got off..."

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:34 (three months ago) link

lolz

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:35 (three months ago) link

"Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy"

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:38 (three months ago) link

"We begin bombing in five minutes"

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 July 2020 23:41 (three months ago) link

“Balloon knot!”

calstars, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:09 (three months ago) link

Hands, face, space

Portsmouth Bubblejet, Friday, 31 July 2020 12:30 (three months ago) link

GHISLANE!

akm, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:26 (three months ago) link

two months pass...

Ah, middle age.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 17 October 2020 11:16 (two weeks ago) link


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