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This is the thread where you repost a posting from another thread that--when taken out of the context of its original thread--is either scary, funny, lewd, evil or other!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:47 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Ha. Figures. It's been a dry couple of days, even though I've been rolling up the rim furiously.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), March 31st, 2003.

Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:51 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Hey now, Sean. Let him seduce you with his trenchcoat.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 1st, 2003.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 01:03 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I like the idea of this thread, but sadly/happily, I think that most of the threads in their original contexts are likely to be much filthier. In the best possible sense!

Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 03:46 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I think I get taken out of context for the most innocent remarks anyway! One of the tragedies of my life.

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:58 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"Excuse me, but where are the X'O's?"
Elliott Smith to thread!

-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), April 1st, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:03 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I can never hear that phrase again without thinking of Patrick Bateman's naked body.

-- Mary (maj23...), April 15th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:39 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...
Oh no! What are all the chronic wiener eaters going to do?
-- Jodi (jenkyhaypatch...), April 30th, 2003 12:56

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Sean, I don't think they make buns small enough.
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), April 30th, 2003. (later) (Nick A.) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:22 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Ha!

Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:29 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I fucking the sight of the male body.

-- Calum (ca...), April 30th, 2003.


Best.* Typo. Evah.

*"best" as in "most telling of the things going on in the subconcious of the person what posted it"*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

It's a Freudian slit, no doubt about it.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:28 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Damn, sorry, Freudian gymslip.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:29 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I want = I want someone
-- amateurist (am...), April 29th, 2003.

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:16 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

god i just want to beat him around the head and neck with my dick until he passes out or it breaks off
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), April 23rd, 2003.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:05 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

jess into turkeyslapping shocka

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:08 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Three beers, p'shaw! At least with grandpa, I actually make it to work tomorrow. =)
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 1st, 2003 10:18 PM.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:24 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

he also wants to fist tony robbins

minna (minna), Thursday, 1 May 2003 02:51 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Better than wanting to fist Tony Robinson. Arrrr. "That is clearly dirrrrr-ty!"

kate, Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:16 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

your jetset lifestyle is impressive gareth, BUT HOW LONG CAN IT LAST
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), April 29th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:49 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

muff?

-- RJG (r_gillander...), May 1st, 2003.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:13 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

My sister does that 'scratching-and-sniffing' thing and it drives my Dad bonkers.

--Mandee

buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:15 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

does this mean i need to come clean about my gender?
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 2nd, 2003 10:01 AM.


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Could it wait? I was enjoying having you over me.
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), May 2nd, 2003 10:04 AM.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:42 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Haha! Best post of thread

buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 03:47 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:21 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"I LIKE COFFEE AND SCOTCH AND SEX! I AM AN ADULT! CAN YOU BUBBLEHEADS PLEASE TONE IT DOWN A LITTLE IN HERE?"
Kenan on the I hate fun thread.

Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:23 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

make that "come to"... fuck. See I can't even control my HANDS here...
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 2nd, 2003 7:14 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:25 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I've never thought of Bernard Sumner's antics as fey.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2003. (spencermfi) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 4 May 2003 05:11 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I'm dead at Ypres in 1917 with the rest of you. It's a veritable mentalist holocaust.
-- amateurist (amateuris...), May 5th, 2003. (later) (amateurist) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:15 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Maybe it's the smoking that's causing a problem. It was fine last night. Today it's throbby and HUGE
--Ally

buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I'd rather eat my sister
- Alix

Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:40 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

My periods are all over the place. :-(
-- kate (masonicboo...), May 6th, 2003. (later)

(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:45 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"...non vagina teeth..."

-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)

This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:49 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

This thread makes me MAD!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I think I've smelled that rectum before.
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 16th, 2003 2:36 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:05 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Sad to say, only Stoppard has ever really gripped me in the theatre.
-- Alan (AlanTrewarth...), May 20th, 2003. (later)

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

The Real Ghostbusters are Nazi's.

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I got erection.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 20th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)


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I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Every time I get an erection, the front seam of my pants violently explodes, revealing my throbbing manhood. It's really embarrassing.
-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003. (later)

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

there was context to that??

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"...you want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Oi!

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

heh

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Please tell me thats the proctology department.

― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, March 17, 2017 11:35 PM (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some sad trombone Twilight Zone shit (cryptosicko), Saturday, 18 March 2017 03:39 (one year ago) Permalink

two months pass...

lol it's true my only preferred champ is Messy D xp

― Clay, Tuesday, May 30, 2017 2:43 PM (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Spottie, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:44 (one year ago) Permalink

feel like we're about to get a shitload more of these in the pipeline

― Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 11:31 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 11:51 (one year ago) Permalink

i always wear pants and it's covered up, but the inside of my pants knows what's up.

― nomar, Wednesday, June 7, 2017 3:36 PM (fourteen minutes ago)

a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Wednesday, 7 June 2017 20:51 (one year ago) Permalink

sounds like a DJ Quik couplet

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 June 2017 04:21 (one year ago) Permalink

one month passes...

gonna spend all day tomorrow throwing buckets of mayo at people

― ciderpress, Saturday, August 5, 2017 12:49 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Saturday, 5 August 2017 15:56 (one year ago) Permalink

Photobuckets, same

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Saturday, 5 August 2017 19:19 (one year ago) Permalink

I think if you can get that resolution to create a recognizable anus then there is no need to increase it.

― Evan, Monday, August 14, 2017

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 14 August 2017 18:07 (one year ago) Permalink

Vagina is a non effort.

― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:10 (forty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for sale: clown shoes, never worn (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 14:53 (one year ago) Permalink

Left myself wide open tbf

jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 August 2017 15:15 (one year ago) Permalink

If you can spread the crack, a tooth pick is good for getting your glue down in the separation.

...
― earlnash, Sunday, August 27, 2017

El Tomboto, Monday, 28 August 2017 00:01 (eleven months ago) Permalink

the bottom's where all the good chewy goodness is

― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 27 August 2017 21:10 (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:22 (eleven months ago) Permalink

lol i cant even remember the context

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 30 August 2017 16:55 (eleven months ago) Permalink

good news is that it looks like jose is going to end up just dying slowly while chilling out in the atlantic!

― Karl Malone, Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (thirteen seconds ago) Permalink

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually (man alive), Sunday, 10 September 2017 03:25 (eleven months ago) Permalink

sarah mclachlan is extremely cool imo

― ToddBonzalez (BradNelson), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:01 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I still like the My Dick album

― more Allegro-like (Turrican), Wednesday, September 13, 2017 2:02 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Scott Staph (Old Lunch), Thursday, 14 September 2017 10:20 (eleven months ago) Permalink

Space porn requires patience.

― Special Egyptian Guest Star (Sanpaku), Saturday, September 16, 2017 1:25 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Sunday, 17 September 2017 18:31 (ten months ago) Permalink

*Axl Rose whistle*

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 September 2017 02:49 (ten months ago) Permalink

Squash my ass.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 29 September 2017 16:01 (seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:02 (ten months ago) Permalink

aww, lookit that li'l scamp

Mr. Eulon Mask, urging the UN to ban the "homicide robot" (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 September 2017 16:11 (ten months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

If they do it with Bradley Walsh every week I'm all in.

― nashwan, Thursday, November 9, 2017 3:45 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:00 (nine months ago) Permalink

such an impressive asshole ;_;

― imago, Thursday, 9 November 2017 18:28 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:18 (nine months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

Whitney do you know any schooltechers

― brimstead, Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:35 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sonnet by a wite kid, "On Æolian Grief" (wins), Thursday, 14 December 2017 19:59 (eight months ago) Permalink

keep your friends close, and lick your enemy's butthole

― fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, December 21, 2017 5:43 PM

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 21 December 2017 19:28 (seven months ago) Permalink

not sure the context would have helped much tbf

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (seven months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

*high*

― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (six months ago) Permalink

lol @ wales

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (six months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (six months ago) Permalink

O_o

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (six months ago) Permalink

When I saw that I couldn't resist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (six months ago) Permalink

out of context and out of decade too

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (six months ago) Permalink

A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (six months ago) Permalink

i feel v attacked lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (six months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

'GREAT ASS' wins.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (five months ago) Permalink

😌

scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (five months ago) Permalink

cock to one side

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (five months ago) Permalink

Take that to the male fashion thread.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (five months ago) Permalink

its ok he was dressing up not dressing download

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (five months ago) Permalink

there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink

sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (five months ago) Permalink

If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes

― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (five months ago) Permalink

one month passes...

"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (three months ago) Permalink

:D :/ :D

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (three months ago) Permalink

;_;

( ;-) )

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (three months ago) Permalink

this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (three months ago) Permalink

three weeks pass...

It's in there, it's just very small.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (two months ago) Permalink

Lol

albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (two months ago) Permalink

flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018

me too

Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (two months ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood

― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (two months ago) Permalink

i definitely say "yessed out" a lot

flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (two months ago) Permalink

two months pass...

jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (three days ago) Permalink


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