ILX quoted out of context

-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), April 1st, 2003. (later)

-- Mary (maj23...), April 15th, 2003. (later)

-- Calum (ca...), April 30th, 2003.

Best.* Typo. Evah.

*"best" as in "most telling of the things going on in the subconcious of the person what posted it"*

-- RJG (r_gillander...), May 1st, 2003.

--Mandee

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Could it wait? I was enjoying having you over me.
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), May 2nd, 2003 10:04 AM.

Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?

(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)

-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)

This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

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I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

lmao

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9egNUVybxA

perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xpost pvmic

I do feel guilty if it clears before it turns green!

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:13 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I got no hits with "piss"

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:49 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try "urine" for a surprise hit

― Simon H., Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:51 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.

― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)

I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.

― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)

All my life, I wanted to be an Irishman

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 23:15 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

impeccable screen-name / content synergy there

I like Hanson.

― Josh in Chicago

Enemas: made of waterlogged tubes, unleashing waves of topaz-coloured effluent. Sounds like Lib Dems to me.

― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well now wait a sec. You pour milk in then you need to check whether it's the correct shade otherwise you leave it for a bit longer then yes you take it out at some point.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

ha!

saw this too late and have a bad case of milk ass

good ol DP

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2019 9:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Anne Frank, what a hipster huh

― rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:10 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

kinda true tbh..

tbf Victor Klemperer was keeping a much more academic and nuanced journal on nazi oppression long before that young hipster came along .. fp'ing myself

fap on 6th Feb for those who want to.

― xyzzzz__, Friday, January 24, 2020 5:32 AM

i'm just always glad to see people bashing it.

― ooga booga-ing for the bourgeoisie (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 11 February 2020 19:51 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

At the very least I'd love a physical release
― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, February 14, 2020 5:11 PM

lollll

Tis the season

Is that from the babby thread?

the television poll actually

oh wait i c what u did there

all that travolta sperm? it's travolta's fault. But the one sperm that wins the race in the beginning of look who's talking? travolta can't be liable. that sperm had its own ideas.

― latin hypercube in shitspace (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, February 14, 2020 1:49 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

ah go on do me next

― imago, Saturday, February 15, 2020 11:52 AM bookmarkflaglink

pvmic more like

how much winking am I supposed to tolerate from this asshole

― college bong rip guy (silby), Sunday, 8 March 2020 00:20 (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah yeah yeah

Ha oh God I have a feeling I’m about to go down the best kind of hole . . .

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, March 10, 2020 5:59 PM (four hours ago)

it was not particularly unpleasant. they just need to go slow and have a clear understanding of and feeling for the physical space they are probing.

― A is for (Aimless), 23. marts 2020 02:47 (eleven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

My region, to be frank. It's all hairballs here.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:20 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sneaky 77 leak but I'll green light it because it's true in p much every context tbf

smdh check the new ilx constitution, emergency powers all 77 content is to be redistributed as required for the good of all in these times

Look I'd ask Rhonda to confirm that but last I heard she was stock piling xls sheets and loo rolls.

I am pleased with my two appearances itt

lool pigs making an example of that burnt processed pork by using deadly force against a bbq!

― calzino, Wednesday, March 25, 2020 12:56 PM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I know somewhere you can get yeast

― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, March 25, 2020 2:38 PM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

that was literally the context tho

also probably shouldn't have done it post-dump, pre-wipe

― narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Sunday, March 29, 2020

doesn't really read differently in context in this case

lol was gonna say

if anywhere, posts very much in character was the spot for it really

i stand corrected

What a fun cultural exchange this is.

― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, April 1, 2020 3:36 PM (one minute ago)

Tbc I'm with Alphie on this one.