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This is the thread where you repost a posting from another thread that--when taken out of the context of its original thread--is either scary, funny, lewd, evil or other!

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Ha. Figures. It's been a dry couple of days, even though I've been rolling up the rim furiously.
-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), March 31st, 2003.

Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 00:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Hey now, Sean. Let him seduce you with his trenchcoat.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), April 1st, 2003.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 01:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I like the idea of this thread, but sadly/happily, I think that most of the threads in their original contexts are likely to be much filthier. In the best possible sense!

Skottie, Tuesday, 1 April 2003 03:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I get taken out of context for the most innocent remarks anyway! One of the tragedies of my life.

ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 10:58 (sixteen years ago) link

"Excuse me, but where are the X'O's?"
Elliott Smith to thread!

-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), April 1st, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 1 April 2003 16:03 (sixteen years ago) link

I can never hear that phrase again without thinking of Patrick Bateman's naked body.

-- Mary (maj23...), April 15th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 15 April 2003 01:39 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Oh no! What are all the chronic wiener eaters going to do?
-- Jodi (jenkyhaypatch...), April 30th, 2003 12:56

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:19 (sixteen years ago) link

Sean, I don't think they make buns small enough.
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), April 30th, 2003. (later) (Nick A.) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link


Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 17:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I fucking the sight of the male body.

-- Calum (ca...), April 30th, 2003.

Best.* Typo. Evah.

*"best" as in "most telling of the things going on in the subconcious of the person what posted it"*

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:21 (sixteen years ago) link

It's a Freudian slit, no doubt about it.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Damn, sorry, Freudian gymslip.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 18:29 (sixteen years ago) link

I want = I want someone
-- amateurist (am...), April 29th, 2003.

Marcel Post (Marcel Post), Wednesday, 30 April 2003 23:16 (sixteen years ago) link

god i just want to beat him around the head and neck with my dick until he passes out or it breaks off
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), April 23rd, 2003.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

jess into turkeyslapping shocka

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Three beers, p'shaw! At least with grandpa, I actually make it to work tomorrow. =)
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 1st, 2003 10:18 PM.

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Thursday, 1 May 2003 01:24 (sixteen years ago) link

he also wants to fist tony robbins

minna (minna), Thursday, 1 May 2003 02:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Better than wanting to fist Tony Robinson. Arrrr. "That is clearly dirrrrr-ty!"

kate, Thursday, 1 May 2003 08:16 (sixteen years ago) link

your jetset lifestyle is impressive gareth, BUT HOW LONG CAN IT LAST
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald...), April 29th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 1 May 2003 20:49 (sixteen years ago) link


-- RJG (r_gillander...), May 1st, 2003.

ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:13 (sixteen years ago) link

My sister does that 'scratching-and-sniffing' thing and it drives my Dad bonkers.


buttch (Oops), Thursday, 1 May 2003 21:15 (sixteen years ago) link

does this mean i need to come clean about my gender?
-- jess (dubplatestyl...), May 2nd, 2003 10:01 AM.


Could it wait? I was enjoying having you over me.
-- felicity (felicityredwel...), May 2nd, 2003 10:04 AM.

Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 1 May 2003 23:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Haha! Best post of thread

buttch (Oops), Friday, 2 May 2003 03:47 (sixteen years ago) link

It was crying out to be used, I have to say :)

Trayce (trayce), Friday, 2 May 2003 04:21 (sixteen years ago) link

Kenan on the I hate fun thread.

Sarah Mclusky (coco), Friday, 2 May 2003 18:23 (sixteen years ago) link

make that "come to"... fuck. See I can't even control my HANDS here...
-- Kim (grimstitch...), May 2nd, 2003 7:14 PM

Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 3 May 2003 03:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I've never thought of Bernard Sumner's antics as fey.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 28th, 2003. (spencermfi) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 4 May 2003 05:11 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm dead at Ypres in 1917 with the rest of you. It's a veritable mentalist holocaust.
-- amateurist (amateuris...), May 5th, 2003. (later) (amateurist) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 5 May 2003 15:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe it's the smoking that's causing a problem. It was fine last night. Today it's throbby and HUGE

buttch (Oops), Monday, 5 May 2003 18:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I'd rather eat my sister
- Alix

Um, you're not twins are you, Alix? By any chance?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:40 (sixteen years ago) link

My periods are all over the place. :-(
-- kate (masonicboo...), May 6th, 2003. (later)

(Confession - I took out some of this post to make it more open to misinterpretation)

Nick A. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"...non vagina teeth..."

-- alix (lixibel...), May 6th, 2003. (alix)

This combination of words will stick with me for quite some time.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 6 May 2003 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

This thread makes me MAD!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 8th, 2003. (later)

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 8 May 2003 16:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I've smelled that rectum before.
-- Curtis Stephens (sevenxvii...), May 16th, 2003 2:36 PM.

Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 16 May 2003 16:05 (sixteen years ago) link

Sad to say, only Stoppard has ever really gripped me in the theatre.
-- Alan (AlanTrewarth...), May 20th, 2003. (later)

NA. (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 11:47 (sixteen years ago) link

The Real Ghostbusters are Nazi's.

-- Pete (pb1...), May 20th, 2003 6:11 AM. (Pete) (later)

slutsky (slutsky), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:46 (sixteen years ago) link

I got erection.
-- Ally (mlescau...), May 20th, 2003. (mlescaut) (later) (link)


I had a hand full of that. What did I do with it? I did it clean.
-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 20th, 2003. (vassifer) (later) (link)

Ally (mlescaut), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 20:18 (sixteen years ago) link

Every time I get an erection, the front seam of my pants violently explodes, revealing my throbbing manhood. It's really embarrassing.
-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 21st, 2003. (later)

Sarah McLUsky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 17:55 (sixteen years ago) link

there was context to that??

oops (Oops), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:03 (sixteen years ago) link

Yeah, in context it's perfectly appropriate.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 21 May 2003 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

It's so salty and warm...
-- jm (jimmythemo...), May 22nd, 2003. (later)

luna (luna.c), Thursday, 22 May 2003 17:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I hope you can see this...because I'm doing it as hard as I can.

-- Jordan (jordancohe...), May 23rd, 2003.

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 23 May 2003 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

If I ever get intimate with any of you, please bite me.

-- Christine "Green Leafy Dragon" Indigo (christineindig...), May 26th, 2003.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 26 May 2003 00:13 (sixteen years ago) link

" want a blow job from me, ok? ..."

-- Ally (mlescau...), May 26th, 2003 1:12 PM. (later)

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:15 (sixteen years ago) link


Ally (mlescaut), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:22 (sixteen years ago) link


electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 26 May 2003 03:42 (sixteen years ago) link

(reading this thread while listening to The Russian Patriarchate Choir sing 'Hymn To The Mother Of God' was a minor miracle of a multi-media experience - in a word, ILXuriant)

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 26 May 2003 21:24 (sixteen years ago) link

(said to Ned on the Fred Durst thread)(hey!)

Here, let me turn on the vacuum cleaner and let you pretend it's Kevin Shields...whhiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonym...), May 27th, 2003 12:31 PM

Am I the only one to whom this sounds dirty?

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link

yet, at least text wise, that's the clean version, i believe.

t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 27 May 2003 23:34 (sixteen years ago) link

not sure the context would have helped much tbf

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 December 2017 21:17 (two years ago) link

one month passes...


― daavid, Thursday, January 25, 2018 10:53 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

(the blues version in his Broadway show) (crüt), Thursday, 25 January 2018 15:58 (one year ago) link

lol @ wales

― Heavy Messages (jed_), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:39 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i,CloudiOS (darraghmac), Friday, 26 January 2018 16:40 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

I do have that nasty oozing rash all over my ass...

― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, January 23, 2009 10:47 PM (nine years ago)

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:52 (one year ago) link


Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 04:55 (one year ago) link

When I saw that I couldn't resist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:05 (one year ago) link

out of context and out of decade too

Hi diddley dee, hen fapper's life for me (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:06 (one year ago) link

A brief perusal of old Ask A Drunk threads would no doubt yield a cornucopia of context-free quotes useful for VG's revenge, should she wish such.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:27 (one year ago) link

i feel v attacked lol

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 10 February 2018 05:37 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

'GREAT ASS' wins.
― That one guy that quit, Sunday, 8 April 2007 18:01 (ten years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 09:43 (one year ago) link


scotti pruitti (wins), Thursday, 8 March 2018 10:35 (one year ago) link

cock to one side

― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, March 8, 2018 2:40 PM (twenty-one seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:44 (one year ago) link

Take that to the male fashion thread.

Buff Jeckley (Tom D.), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:45 (one year ago) link

its ok he was dressing up not dressing download

things you looked shockingly old when you wore (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 March 2018 22:46 (one year ago) link

there are a WHOLE lotta Micks.

― scott seward, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:08 (six hours ago) Permalink

sleepingbag, Thursday, 8 March 2018 23:13 (one year ago) link

If there’s one thing we don’t have time for it’s embouchures and finger holes

― valorous wokelord (silby), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:20 (twelve minutes ago) Permalink

Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Thursday, 15 March 2018 15:33 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

"Loneliness" isn't the game i'm thinking of, it turns out

― songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, April 24, 2018 7:25 PM (ten minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:36 (one year ago) link

:D :/ :D

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:39 (one year ago) link


( ;-) )

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:43 (one year ago) link

this week i'm on a rollercoaster too stupid/boring for even me to post about it

songs by bands by Sondheim (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 April 2018 17:45 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

It's in there, it's just very small.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, May 16, 2018 7:03 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:27 (one year ago) link


albvivertine, Thursday, 17 May 2018 01:50 (one year ago) link

flappy bird wrote this on thread Things You Just Don't Care About on board I Love Everything on 24-May-2018

me too

Elonio Grimesci (wins), Thursday, 24 May 2018 16:36 (one year ago) link

two weeks pass...

the wc is the prism through which the whole of humankind can and indeed must be understood

― ogmor, Sunday, June 10, 2018 10:01 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Sunday, 10 June 2018 18:50 (one year ago) link

i definitely say "yessed out" a lot

flappy bird, Sunday, 10 June 2018 20:31 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

jesus christ posts you had second and third and fourth thought about posting to 'ilx quoted out of context'

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Monday, 13 August 2018 20:22 (one year ago) link

I think i have historically had at least five whenever i checked in

― Trϵϵship, Friday, August 17, 2018 2:40 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for i, sock in enumerate (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 17 August 2018 21:42 (one year ago) link

i found a frog to eternally tongue fuck me within 20 seconds of starting

― Karl Malone, Thursday, August 23, 2018 10:40 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nhex, Friday, 24 August 2018 02:50 (one year ago) link

two months pass...

i was absolutely horrified to find myself touched

― lie back and think of englund (darraghmac), Monday, October 29, 2018 4:29 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

F# A# (∞), Monday, 29 October 2018 23:51 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

My fault will. I should have known you weren’t saying that the historically black and latino bronx was like 8chan and the majority asian flushing was like reddit, even if there are a few dungeons here and there, because tjat would have been super racist and out of character.

― Trϵϵship, Wednesday, February 27, 2019 10:51 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:10 (ten months ago) link


flopson, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 17:22 (ten months ago) link

right. under socialism, there wouldn't really be a concept of own's "own" urine anyway.

― Trϵϵship, Monday, February 11, 2019 10:42 PM (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

flappy bird, Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:11 (ten months ago) link

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 18:12 (ten months ago) link

perhaps, i like me some OG ham with a gold-hearted prostitute

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, February 28, 2019 9:57 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:07 (ten months ago) link

xpost pvmic

moose; squirrel (silby), Thursday, 28 February 2019 22:10 (ten months ago) link

I do feel guilty if it clears before it turns green!

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 11 March 2019 13:13 (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Vangelis of Dating (Tom D.), Monday, 11 March 2019 13:21 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

I got no hits with "piss"

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:49 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

try "urine" for a surprise hit

― Simon H., Thursday, April 18, 2019 1:51 PM (fifty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two weeks pass...

It's less work than actually doing the crazy ass things.

― Yerac, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:31 PM (one minute ago)

mookieproof, Friday, 3 May 2019 19:34 (eight months ago) link

I'm still waiting on a big work dump that is 2 weeks late at this point.

― WmC, Tuesday, 14 May 2019 15:13 (thirty-six minutes ago)

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 May 2019 14:50 (eight months ago) link

three months pass...

All my life, I wanted to be an Irishman

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 23:15 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 07:37 (four months ago) link

impeccable screen-name / content synergy there

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:22 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

I like Hanson.

― Josh in Chicago

When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Sunday, 3 November 2019 13:53 (two months ago) link

Enemas: made of waterlogged tubes, unleashing waves of topaz-coloured effluent. Sounds like Lib Dems to me.

― santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well now wait a sec. You pour milk in then you need to check whether it's the correct shade otherwise you leave it for a bit longer then yes you take it out at some point.

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, November 14, 2019 12:41 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

YouGov to see it (wins), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:23 (two months ago) link


imago, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:24 (two months ago) link


Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:27 (two months ago) link

saw this too late and have a bad case of milk ass

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 14 November 2019 20:55 (two months ago) link

good ol DP

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, November 25, 2019 9:33 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 25 November 2019 23:13 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

Anne Frank, what a hipster huh

― rudolph the LED-nosed reindeer (unregistered), Monday, 28 December 2009 20:10 (ten years ago) bookmarkflaglink

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 4 January 2020 01:43 (two weeks ago) link

kinda true tbh..

flappy bird, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 05:48 (one week ago) link

tbf Victor Klemperer was keeping a much more academic and nuanced journal on nazi oppression long before that young hipster came along .. fp'ing myself

calzino, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 09:40 (one week ago) link

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