this is the thread where we are drunk and we ask people vainly to love us

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love me.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:46 (nineteen years ago) link

i love you and your penchant for the rump

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

it is my fatal weakness.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:47 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't even fuckin' know you guys and I love you. I wish I was drunk...

Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:49 (nineteen years ago) link

it's a wonderful feeling which will seem less wonderful in a few hours.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link

normally around the point your head is in the toilet

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link

"Just you and I,
Sharing our love together.
And I know in time,
We'll build the dreams we treasure.
We'll be all right, just you and I. "

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:50 (nineteen years ago) link

I was kind of hopeful that I may have overcome my alcoholism the last few months, but for whatever fucking reason I've been on a bit of a bender since last Friday. Maybe it's because I don't want to deal w/ the fact that so many people are about to die. Maybe it's because of personal shit I don't want to deal with. Anyway, jess you're aces.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:55 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.crashinin.com/images/indieLove_head.gif

gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:56 (nineteen years ago) link

i just want to spread boozey love. the war has had me too depressed lately

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 05:59 (nineteen years ago) link

I love you jess, but I gotta go to sleep soon.

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

anyway, this thread isnt just about me

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

doh, i'm not drunk yet. hang on a tic'

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:00 (nineteen years ago) link

I want to share the boozy love, but none of you fUx0rz are in the D.C. area. Which is probably for the best given my track record.

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:01 (nineteen years ago) link

(i can't sleep. can i blame hstencil?). yay for boozey love!

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:01 (nineteen years ago) link

"When I get lonely and I'm sure I've had enough
She sents her comfort comin' in from above
We don't need no letter at all
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a light in the sky
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love
We've got a thing that's called Radar Love"

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:02 (nineteen years ago) link

everyone should come here and we can drive around in a big truck and buy $100 worth of fried chicken and throw it at people

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:03 (nineteen years ago) link

"Lady
I'm your knight in shining armor
and I love you."

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Jess as long as you don't yell at anybody, I'm cool wit it.

hstencil, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:04 (nineteen years ago) link

but feel free to piss out the window

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:04 (nineteen years ago) link

"And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and Sue starts to giggle"

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link

(the chicken idea is a long standing one, based on the time when a local chicken joint was doing a "100 pieces for 100 dollars special")

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

"this will be adequate sustenance for the Doctor Who marathon"

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:07 (nineteen years ago) link

that popped into my head immediately after posting

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:08 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.hodco.com/pop2.gif

jack cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:09 (nineteen years ago) link

(also, it should be noted "throw" = gently toss, not lob the shit at them)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:11 (nineteen years ago) link

but then you'd get grease on people and...hm.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:13 (nineteen years ago) link

greasy people need love too

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:15 (nineteen years ago) link

I really want to sniff coke off EVERYONE'S ass right now. I am just feeling that loving.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link

it's a wonderful feeling

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

what, ass? oh, love.

JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link

It is.

(Note: my office is poorly ventilated and I may have inhaled some sort of carpet cleaner which is making me feel this loving. Still it is a wonderful feeling.)

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:25 (nineteen years ago) link

I really want to drink Coke out of EVERYONE'S ass right now. I am just feeling that loving, and thirsty.

Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:26 (nineteen years ago) link

that was a helluva chat tonite

too bad it all went to hell when it went to politics

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

It always does, don't it.

Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:28 (nineteen years ago) link

girls talking about doing drugs off peoples asses

>

geo. bush's spelling and pronounciation mistakes

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:31 (nineteen years ago) link

well, that shoulda been between the two, but you get the idea

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:33 (nineteen years ago) link

No wait! I'm sorry about the ass-drinking nonsense! Where are you, Jess? I'm in on the chicken throwing for sure.

Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 06:53 (nineteen years ago) link

not sure we'll be throwing any chicken when I come out there next month, but maybe....

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

jess, let me make you love soft tacos

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 07:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm drunk - I'll love whoever's next.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 08:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sober - does that disqualify me?

Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 18 March 2003 08:55 (nineteen years ago) link

i'm not drunk but i'm schlightly tipshy *burp* and yer alright marcello. yer not a bad fella. yer a f**kin good writer, y'know? itsh nice here ishn't it? that jessh is alright too...

gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 18 March 2003 10:00 (nineteen years ago) link

nine months pass...
revive, goddamnit.

merry post-chridgemas post-sugar post-disappointment blues, everybody.

petra jane (petra jane), Friday, 26 December 2003 10:24 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread brought back fond chat memories. memories of when jess and I could share ass-love instead of bickering. . . wait that really sounded wrong.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 December 2003 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

but so so right

stevem (blueski), Friday, 26 December 2003 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

garblegarble.

love me, please. all love should be sent to my home addresssss.

Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:10 (eighteen years ago) link

i think i will get very drunk tonight on the bottle of absolut i got yesterday.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

and remember old ass-love fondly.

fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

During the holidays, ass-love brings everyone together.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Friday, 26 December 2003 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

oh teeny you card
everybody loves you
don't you understand

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 25 May 2004 23:57 (eighteen years ago) link

I am having a wine spritzer. But I can't figure out what the right combination of wine to spritz is. Try, try again!

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Now Mountain Dew is
wearing off the effects of
my slightish beer buzz

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Gin & tonic now
No, wait, I must go record
drums at nine o'clock

:(

Jordan (Jordan), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

okay back to beer
J0rdan I will drink for you
I'LL DRINK FOR YOU ALL

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:20 (eighteen years ago) link

can anybody find me....


somebody to love?

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 00:33 (eighteen years ago) link

waiting for my mom to go to bed so i can smoke pot: dud.

Ian Johnson (orion), Wednesday, 26 May 2004 01:08 (eighteen years ago) link

oh my gawd love me

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 28 May 2004 03:50 (eighteen years ago) link

this is the thread where i sned you¡

i had gin + club soda
(we ran out of tonic)

dyson (dyson), Friday, 28 May 2004 04:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm in the mood to love me some drunk chicks!

Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 28 May 2004 04:10 (eighteen years ago) link

JON, we are totally going to have an orgy w/ nicole, aurelia & nate. YOU DOWN?!?

Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 28 May 2004 04:22 (eighteen years ago) link

have you talked to THEM about this?

wtf is aurelia?

Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 28 May 2004 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

NICOLE IS IN. aurelia is nicole's best friend from school. she is leggy & mexican.

Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 28 May 2004 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

why do we need beardstorm?

Be sure to Loop! Loop, Loop, Loop. (ex machina), Friday, 28 May 2004 04:29 (eighteen years ago) link

we don't *NEED* him, per se. but it will make things more like a jigsaw puzzle.

Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 28 May 2004 04:35 (eighteen years ago) link

i had a LOT of bourbon and fried chicken and i need someone to love my growing belly :(

phil-two (phil-two), Friday, 28 May 2004 07:46 (eighteen years ago) link

growing? i read that as glowing

mullygrubber (gaz), Friday, 28 May 2004 09:02 (eighteen years ago) link

where was this thread last night?

dog latin (dog latin), Friday, 28 May 2004 09:40 (eighteen years ago) link

there is not enough loving of matt going on here!!!!!

teeny (teeny), Friday, 28 May 2004 10:07 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah seriously yo
thanks a lot you lame fuckers
(I'm hung over now)

Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Friday, 28 May 2004 10:49 (eighteen years ago) link

I will love your hangover.

(I shall make one of my own to keep it company)

Jordan (Jordan), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:23 (eighteen years ago) link

Me too, around 3pm this afternoon Harpoon UFO here I come.

Chris 'The Velvet Bingo' V (Chris V), Friday, 28 May 2004 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

long live buckfast!!!!!

cozen (Cozen), Friday, 28 May 2004 17:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i havent been totally sober since wednesday of last week. who wanna pump da butt?

phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 10 June 2004 04:21 (eighteen years ago) link

I would, but I'm right in the middle of this wonderful novel.

AdamL :') (nordicskilla), Thursday, 10 June 2004 04:26 (eighteen years ago) link

drunk. drunk drunk drunk.

FIND ME WOMEN.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Ian just had some cute Catholic virgin over at his house, and he is asking us to help him find a lady.

DUDE

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:19 (eighteen years ago) link

DUDE SHE WILL NOT SLEEP WITH ME.

SHE HAS TO GET UP EARLY TO GO TO CHURCH!!!!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:24 (eighteen years ago) link

stoned stoned stoned

find me women!!!

ps -m ian and i just signed an anticockblocking nonagression pact


bros b4 hoesda

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

kisses.

lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

LAUREN COME OVER NOW

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:22 (eighteen years ago) link

i have to be up for church tomorrow really early.

lauren (laurenp), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link


(00:59:04) orion0014: she has church and then work tomorrow!
(00:59:38) WIZARD IS HUNGry: well, if you fucked her in the ass she could confess it right away
(00:59:56) orion0014: true.
(00:59:59) orion0014: ahuahha roffle
(01:00:19) orion0014: three beers + 3shots = my drunk
(01:01:12) WIZARD IS HUNGry: you should use that artgument next sayurdya

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

lauren are you mary rose watson in disguise?!?!?!

Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

hey remember that party where mary rose hit on mE?

Jon in R'lyeh (ex machina), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:34 (eighteen years ago) link

no.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:35 (eighteen years ago) link

yes.

Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 13 June 2004 05:37 (eighteen years ago) link

blargh, just got home. iaojfiohgioehrdfbuijvbdhhy9u8h2qi3rbw a

phil-two (phil-two), Sunday, 13 June 2004 11:04 (eighteen years ago) link

laura: at like three in the morning yesterday i went over to yr place to hang out with mr. mcgee and drink whisky. YEAH WHISKY.

Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 13 June 2004 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

seven months pass...
holy shit i dont know what happenned i got reeal drunk tonite and got into a fight (non physical because i am weak and bitchlike) with my bewst friend. suxxx. and then i hit on some guy because im real despesrate like but he turned out to be thie dude who is datingg on and off with this girl im friends with so that was sutpid and awekward. hmmm, i think i read a book now and listen to bone thugs and harmony mp3s because they are playing a show here in a few weeks and im very excitedbecause when i was in grade school the video for thuggish ruggish bone used to palay all the time on the videobox on tv and i loved that songs even though the girl who sang the chorus was so scary . gottqa make that mony mang cuz its the (same now?? i duno what they say ebecasuse they have funny cleveland accent but i think thats it though it makes now sense) but i like that line where eazy e goes 'standing on the corner straight slangin' rocks, awwww shit here comes the motherfucking cops' but then he hides behind a tree so the cops dont see him.

my new years resosslution to be good, well that lasted 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

oof sorry
phil-two

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:36 (seventeen years ago) link

omg so embarassed sorryr ryy

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm impressed that you managed to find this thread.

my new years resosslution to be good, well that lasted 2 weeks!!!!!!!!!!!!

this is a touching new year's resolution.

youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:42 (seventeen years ago) link

now that song with bone and tupac calld thug luv, the one with the gun shot sound every 7 seconds is on and im blasting it and i think my negihbords prolyl hate me but thats okay because they are these stupid white girls who are hos and also only 19 years old and have ugg boots. wtf ugg boots

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:43 (seventeen years ago) link

hi youn we have the same last name i think . my other ny resuloations was to try to find a nice boy not one who is like me. maybe an architect or an acccountant or a libarian who will keep fme from going crfazy i think im going to see this tomorrow and be so shamed h shit. also my other ny resolution was to not eat so much fried foods because i had heart surgery when i was verry young so its bad to eat fried foods also its bad to do coke and speede which is also bad for the heart

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:47 (seventeen years ago) link

You should listen to this song called "nothing really happened" here.

youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:48 (seventeen years ago) link

its nice it sounds like the lucksmiths! is your last name 'oh'? because maybe we're rlated

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:51 (seventeen years ago) link

no, i don't think so

youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:56 (seventeen years ago) link

oh well it would have been funny how was the rest of your trip to new york?

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 09:57 (seventeen years ago) link

it was fine. take care. you'll probably feel better in the morning. there will be time...

youn, Saturday, 15 January 2005 10:12 (seventeen years ago) link

omg, whoops sorry about that.

phil-two (phil-two), Saturday, 15 January 2005 13:33 (seventeen years ago) link


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