How to Determine the Gender of an ILXer

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without them telling you, you meeting them, talking about their bra size, their ID giving it away, etc.

argues intensely over trivial aspects of a major issue=male
argues intensely over major aspects of a trivial issue=female
ends a post with 'best X evah!'=male
ends a post with '*harumph'=female

(this is all in good fun, of course)
(and feel free to be asymetrical w/your answers)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

When you feel in their pants and find a penis = probably a male.
No penis? = probably a eunuch.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

or -- if afeared for yer hand being chopped off, possibly -- take the huck finn roundabout rout: throw an apple onto their lap

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

now y'see black guys are name carl, while white guys are named lenny

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

you'll find the women every 11 or 12 posts.

― michael wells (michael w.), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

you violated rule #2 Chris. You will ~~rot~~ sizzle in hell.

(I was waiting for the "y'see black guys drive a car like this, while...", but that'll do jess)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

i aim to please

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oops, since when do you have to have met someone to feel them up?

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

I believe since October 3, 1892

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Otherwise known as The Day The Anonymous Groping Died

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am a male.

― j fail (cenotaph), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

ends a post with '*harumph'=female

ned's a girl!

― minna (minna), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

there are only two kinds of ilxers: girlboys, and boygirls. ilx rox we R all indykids.

― di smith (lucylurex), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

spells butthole "buthole" = ~~female~~ male

― Aaron A., Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

is jess a boy or a girl?
this is serious btw

― webber (webber), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess is all things to all people

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

there's only one way to find out

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned's a girl!

Yay! Now I just need to work on transcending gender!

jess is all things to all people

He's not a woman, he's not a man, he is something you can never understand.

But me, I'm a human, I'm a dove, I'm your conscience, I am love.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

The Day The Anonymous Groopie Died With Cobra And Phases In The Milky Night When Oops Digit Again

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

aka the Australian Stereolab Show

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think what t\'\'t posted might be funny, but I can't make sense of it.

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm xx, not xy

― aaron (aaron), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

argues intensely over trivial aspects of a major issue=male
argues intensely over major aspects of a trivial issue=female

Lay off the Gallagher videos, already. Dear F'in Lord. Don't make me get the watermelon shield...

― donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sinbad, I think you mean.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

i've never seen more than a minute of Gallagher, thank F'in Lord

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

(oops, sorry. got carried away, with all that groping going on and stuff. i'll stick to the huck finn roundabout apple rout then. ...never worn a skirt, me, by the way)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 13 March 2003 03:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

Or, you can take The Spark Gender Test

Thankfully, it guessed that I was a guy. barely.

― phil-two (phil-two), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am a girl.

i figured i'd clear this misunderstanding once and for all

― geeta (geeta), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Prove it!

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 04:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

i can vouch for her

― jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 13 March 2003 05:03 (twenty-one years ago) link

ned's a girl!
Yay! Now I just need to work on transcending gender!
jess is all things to all people
He's not a woman, he's not a man, he is something you can never understand.

But me, I'm a human, I'm a dove, I'm your conscience, I am love.

Best. Post. Ever!

(oops)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 13 March 2003 05:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

tag closer

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 13 March 2003 08:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned's not a dove. He's a seagull.

― C J (C J), Thursday, 13 March 2003 08:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Best stereotypes EVAH!!!

Oh no, I'm a GUY!

― kate, Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

i am not an indykid. nor am i a DDB :-(

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:24 (twenty-one years ago) link

grow that fringe marcello

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

what with? fisons? ;-)

i have limited hair options - unlike the fringe i did indeed have some 20 years ago :-(

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, 13 March 2003 09:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like to think that there are people who think I am a man. Oh, that sounds wrong. I guess actually that the painfully twee email address give it away.

― alix (alix), Thursday, 13 March 2003 11:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ned's not a dove. He's a seagull.

"Fly with meeeeeeeeeeeeee, lesbian seagull."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 March 2003 14:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

It would be nice if people on ILE could guess my gender. They could tell me what it's supposed to be.

</half-serious>

― caitlin (caitlin), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oops, give me more clues about how to guess genders. I've been up all night trying to guess yours.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Check out the "Guess who I am w/no clothes" thread, jaymc

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can well believe 'ends a post with '*harumph'=female', seeing as my girlfriend quite often says 'harumph' and I've never heard a bloke say it.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 13 March 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Didn't J. Jonah Jameson in Spider-Man used to say something like 'harumph' sometimes? Is JJJ a woman? Was this before they invented Immac? (Sorry, Veet...)

― ChristineSH (chrissie1068), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

That's no help, Oops. You were "proven" male, to which you replied "tee-hee."

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Also, Oops -- I sent you an e-mail.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sending oops an e-mail = male.
Not sending oops an e-mail = female.

― Chris P (Chris P), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

Ouch!

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

(I replied 'tee-hee' cuz it was funny. It was funny cuz it was true)

― oops (Oops), Thursday, 13 March 2003 16:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

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