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This is the thread in which we congretate to ask whither various ILXers who haven't been heard from.

Such as Ms. Laura aka I'm Passing Open Windows.

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Farewell Athens, we hardly knew ye...

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:30 (nineteen years ago) link


cuspidorian, Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:31 (nineteen years ago) link

I tried to get "Digable" James Cobo, one of my online cronies, to post here a few times. Not sure if it worked, which is a shame because he's great at talking at length about esoteric stuff in an amusing fashion.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Helltime Producto, you motherfucker, quit taking giant bong rips attempting to get your money's worth out of that Salvia Divinorum shit and resume regular posting

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Yeah I like Helltime, that guy's funny.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 9 March 2003 05:06 (nineteen years ago) link

Queen G!

erik, Sunday, 9 March 2003 10:39 (nineteen years ago) link

I miss Josh. And Ms Laura, though she's not been missing very long at all.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 March 2003 10:46 (nineteen years ago) link

katie g
rebecca lowfi
james blount
robin carmody
tim finney
josh k
ricky t
michael wells

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 March 2003 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm still here, yo, just a bit quiet and that

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 9 March 2003 13:57 (nineteen years ago) link

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre trife

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 9 March 2003 17:56 (nineteen years ago) link

And Ms Laura, though she's not been missing very long at all.

It's been about a week, an eternity in ILX time. Hope there is nothing amiss with her nor anyone else who's been "missing."

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:05 (nineteen years ago) link

I heard from Laura yesterday. She is all right but without much computer access at the moment.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:32 (nineteen years ago) link

¿donde está hanle y?

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Ramosi that fucker. And Kodanoshi

jm (jtm), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:29 (nineteen years ago) link

man that's a good list gareth, where did you buy all those cds and at what price

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:45 (nineteen years ago) link


jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:46 (nineteen years ago) link

where's Omar? Good question

chris (chris), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link

wither rebecca spacecadet?

her last few posts sounded kinda down and then nothing.

i'm worried about someone i've never met and have never even emailed. odd feeling.


koogs (koogs), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:05 (nineteen years ago) link

(I've spoken to her since. She's fine, just taking a possibly permanent break)

Graham (graham), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks for missing me - I am back, at least for a bit. Though I'll not be on-line as much as I have been (giving it up for Lent and all that *grin*). But I promise to think of y'all quite often and fondly :)

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 10 March 2003 01:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Graham, tell Rebecca to come back!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Every time someone new and clever starts posting I wonder if it's Ellie under a new name.

(This is the creepiest thing I've ever posted on ILX I think!)

Tom (Groke), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Donna the new zealander momma.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Alexander Blair
Jon Cannon
Katie G
Guy Beckett

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

Rainy isn't on ILX enough.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:44 (nineteen years ago) link

MJ Hibbett

Tom (Groke), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

conner smedley

geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link


Ed (dali), Monday, 10 March 2003 14:13 (nineteen years ago) link

Gale Deslongchamps, we miss you.

And the original Miss Laura as well.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 March 2003 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link

four years pass...
where's g-kit?

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:48 (fifteen years ago) link

He posted a few days ago, I think. He has the flu, if I remember well.

stevienixed, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:54 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Preview of the Matrix 12, whither?

banriquit, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

thread of missing fader blog links

some dude, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:25 (fourteen years ago) link

pc user

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

andy @ grasshopper dot org

homosexual II, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:13 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Chicago Kevin

⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck :(

the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I think he took a break and realized he was happy enough without ILX. You should email him, though.

Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

you can call yourself chicago kevin, but i call you LOLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Confounded, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:26 PM

velko, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

we all have our "chicago kevin"!

― omar little, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:36 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

carne asada, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

what happened to that public school english guy who jerked off a dyson or whatever?

Just Johnson (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

he now posts as ilx user ned ragget

ice cr?m, Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

jokes that never get old

passanchino XL (and what), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

100% non sarcastic

passanchino XL (and what), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

heavens! *runs away with vacuum cleaner*

ice cr?m, Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

l0u1s jagg3r's Heavens!

Go Go Padgett Binoculars (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 14 December 2008 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...


StanM, Monday, 16 March 2009 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

was just wondering that myself

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Whatever happened to Kerm or Chicago Kevin?

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

onimo!! all my best to you, you've been missed

o shit the sheriff (NickB), Thursday, 19 May 2022 16:40 (two months ago) link

Yup glad things are going OK mr onimo 👍🏻

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 19 May 2022 16:43 (two months ago) link

whatever happened to Grady?

frogbs, Thursday, 19 May 2022 16:44 (two months ago) link

hope you find the optimal relationship with your changing brain, onimo

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 19 May 2022 16:53 (two months ago) link

xp i see him on the old instagram sometimes. He always seems to be doing exceptionally well :)

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:14 (two months ago) link

Lots of love, man!

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:31 (two months ago) link

❤️ onimo

gop on ya gingrich (wins), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:36 (two months ago) link

So happy to see your post, onimo!

the thin blue lying (suzy), Thursday, 19 May 2022 17:44 (two months ago) link

Feeling the love.

No try to book buy more often

Change display name in my last (onimo), Thursday, 19 May 2022 18:47 (two months ago) link

it's really heartening to see you posting again, onimo. Sending some recovery vibes towards you.

calzino, Thursday, 19 May 2022 19:11 (two months ago) link

Great to see Onimo post. Best wishes to you!

Toshirō Nofune (The Seventh ILXorai), Thursday, 19 May 2022 20:08 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Old Fart

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 30 June 2022 23:18 (one month ago) link

i miss scott seward

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 July 2022 21:36 (one month ago) link

even the image bombing

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 July 2022 21:36 (one month ago) link

old man yells at cloud computing still haunts my thoughts ... missing u skot s

sarahell, Saturday, 2 July 2022 21:44 (one month ago) link

also the pictures of people holding fish thread that was his wife's i think?

sarahell, Saturday, 2 July 2022 21:45 (one month ago) link

I remember there was brief scott s reappearance a few years ago— hope he’s doing well

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 2 July 2022 21:46 (one month ago) link

miss scott s, Shakey, and pomenitul

Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 July 2022 21:55 (one month ago) link

I miss Pom and also Hadrian

broccoli rabe thomas (the table is the table), Saturday, 2 July 2022 21:57 (one month ago) link

cosign all of those

Scott is on FB and is very clear that while he loved his time on ILX and values the friends he met, he "got tired of the sound of his own voice", which I get

thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 2 July 2022 21:58 (one month ago) link

is rufus like 30 now or

: /

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:04 (one month ago) link

Does Milton Parker still post

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:12 (one month ago) link

rarely, but yes. afaict he spends most of his time as a member of Negativland now (!!)

thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:14 (one month ago) link

xp I talked about his lack of ilx-ing with him a few months back but it was in passing and I forget what he said

sarahell, Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:17 (one month ago) link

he got me a covid test tho! Thank u milty p

sarahell, Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:18 (one month ago) link

awww that's sweet

I really really enjoyed meeting him IRL (finally) at their Eugene show

thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:19 (one month ago) link

yes same for Hadrian, co-sign.

Doop Snogg (Neanderthal), Saturday, 2 July 2022 22:28 (one month ago) link

s.s. is delightful on fb and recently shared that his son's band, who is good and cool, opened up for horsegirl in toronto

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 3 July 2022 00:18 (one month ago) link

oope, montreal i think

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 3 July 2022 00:20 (one month ago) link

Yeah, I have a real soft spot for Skot. He had such a unique and funny, yet seemingly effortless style. Really great high/low brow combination music taste. I've created playlists based on some of the threads/mixes he made.

back in the noise board days when hipster dudes impressed me and all i wanted to hear was music made in the 1970s his posts were invaluable

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 3 July 2022 02:52 (one month ago) link

he was hip-conversant but dug deeper and was charmingly wide-eyed about everything

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 3 July 2022 02:54 (one month ago) link

I didn't/don't really think of him as a hipster, but "charmingly wide-eyed about everything" otm.

i think i wanted to copy that for a few years but eventually i grew into my own sensibility, which is a clubbed up, dilettantish mess, from which i ask compelling questions such as "isn't this vocal house track from 2012 transporting?!??"

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 3 July 2022 03:01 (one month ago) link

oh to be clear i wasn't calling him a hipster at all, just that he hung out in noise board threads with posters who absolutely were hipsters, who i was impressed by.

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Sunday, 3 July 2022 03:03 (one month ago) link


calstars, Sunday, 3 July 2022 03:11 (one month ago) link

still pops up every couple of months?

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Sunday, 3 July 2022 03:19 (one month ago) link


calstars, Sunday, 3 July 2022 03:56 (one month ago) link

His Twitter is great.

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 3 July 2022 08:26 (one month ago) link

i miss skot being here too, one of my favorite writers of all time. his emp presentation on todd terry from… oh, maybe ten years ago now???? was hilarious and thoughtful in equal measure

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Sunday, 3 July 2022 12:00 (one month ago) link

his 2007 paper at emp was my favourite of that year (along with nate patrin's)

skotranscript here:

mark s, Sunday, 3 July 2022 12:15 (one month ago) link

I loved his contribution to the Marooned book; he described how Divine Styler's Spiral Walls Containing Autumns of Light was itself like a life preserver for him in a time of loss. In fact his writing was so evocative that, listening to the record, I could only hear it "as if he was listening too".

Halfway there but for you, Sunday, 3 July 2022 14:36 (one month ago) link

Dylannnn has a twitter? What is it

calstars, Friday, 8 July 2022 21:35 (one month ago) link

I miss one way street, hope they are well.

xyzzzz__, Friday, 15 July 2022 08:28 (four weeks ago) link

I was thinking the other day I hadn't noticed Granny Dainger around in a while.

Am I doomposting? I would say you’re not doomposting enough. (PBKR), Friday, 15 July 2022 12:27 (four weeks ago) link

Was going to say ums but appears he's exclusively posting about basketball in recent months.

Evan, Friday, 15 July 2022 14:06 (four weeks ago) link

As everyone should.

doomposting is the new composting (PBKR), Friday, 15 July 2022 14:06 (four weeks ago) link

What happened to LBI?

Tom D: I was in the army (Tom D.), Friday, 15 July 2022 14:09 (four weeks ago) link

I think he just got very busy with work, we are friends on FB but he never posts there either

thinkmanship (sleeve), Friday, 15 July 2022 15:17 (four weeks ago) link

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