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This is the thread in which we congretate to ask whither various ILXers who haven't been heard from.

Such as Ms. Laura aka I'm Passing Open Windows.

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Farewell Athens, we hardly knew ye...

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Maryann!!!!

cuspidorian, Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:31 (seventeen years ago) link

I tried to get "Digable" James Cobo, one of my online cronies, to post here a few times. Not sure if it worked, which is a shame because he's great at talking at length about esoteric stuff in an amusing fashion.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Helltime Producto, you motherfucker, quit taking giant bong rips attempting to get your money's worth out of that Salvia Divinorum shit and resume regular posting

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:38 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah I like Helltime, that guy's funny.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 9 March 2003 05:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Queen G!

erik, Sunday, 9 March 2003 10:39 (seventeen years ago) link

I miss Josh. And Ms Laura, though she's not been missing very long at all.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 March 2003 10:46 (seventeen years ago) link

katie g
ramosi
rebecca lowfi
james blount
omar
robin carmody
tim finney
josh k
ricky t
DG
michael wells

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 March 2003 12:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm still here, yo, just a bit quiet and that

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 9 March 2003 13:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre trife

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 9 March 2003 17:56 (seventeen years ago) link

And Ms Laura, though she's not been missing very long at all.

It's been about a week, an eternity in ILX time. Hope there is nothing amiss with her nor anyone else who's been "missing."

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:05 (seventeen years ago) link

I heard from Laura yesterday. She is all right but without much computer access at the moment.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:32 (seventeen years ago) link

¿donde está hanle y?

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Ramosi that fucker. And Kodanoshi

jm (jtm), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:29 (seventeen years ago) link

man that's a good list gareth, where did you buy all those cds and at what price

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:45 (seventeen years ago) link

ellie

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

where's Omar? Good question

chris (chris), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

wither rebecca spacecadet?

her last few posts sounded kinda down and then nothing.

i'm worried about someone i've never met and have never even emailed. odd feeling.

andy

koogs (koogs), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:05 (seventeen years ago) link

(I've spoken to her since. She's fine, just taking a possibly permanent break)

Graham (graham), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks for missing me - I am back, at least for a bit. Though I'll not be on-line as much as I have been (giving it up for Lent and all that *grin*). But I promise to think of y'all quite often and fondly :)

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 10 March 2003 01:04 (seventeen years ago) link

Graham, tell Rebecca to come back!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:16 (seventeen years ago) link

Every time someone new and clever starts posting I wonder if it's Ellie under a new name.

(This is the creepiest thing I've ever posted on ILX I think!)

Tom (Groke), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Donna the new zealander momma.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Alexander Blair
Jon Cannon
Katie G
Guy Beckett

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:40 (seventeen years ago) link

Fatnick
Rainy isn't on ILX enough.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:44 (seventeen years ago) link

MJ Hibbett

Tom (Groke), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

conner smedley

geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

careful

Ed (dali), Monday, 10 March 2003 14:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Gale Deslongchamps, we miss you.

And the original Miss Laura as well.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 March 2003 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

four years pass...
where's g-kit?

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link

He posted a few days ago, I think. He has the flu, if I remember well.

stevienixed, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Preview of the Matrix 12, whither?

banriquit, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

thread of missing fader blog links

some dude, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

pc user

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

andy @ grasshopper dot org

homosexual II, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Chicago Kevin

⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

fuck :(

the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

I think he took a break and realized he was happy enough without ILX. You should email him, though.

Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:44 (eleven years ago) link

you can call yourself chicago kevin, but i call you LOLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Confounded, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:26 PM

velko, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

we all have our "chicago kevin"!

― omar little, Monday, February 25, 2008 4:36 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

carne asada, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

what happened to that public school english guy who jerked off a dyson or whatever?

Just Johnson (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

he now posts as ilx user ned ragget

ice cr?m, Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:36 (eleven years ago) link

jokes that never get old

passanchino XL (and what), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

100% non sarcastic

passanchino XL (and what), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

heavens! *runs away with vacuum cleaner*

ice cr?m, Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

l0u1s jagg3r's Heavens!

Go Go Padgett Binoculars (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 14 December 2008 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

three months pass...

Abbott?

StanM, Monday, 16 March 2009 20:35 (eleven years ago) link

was just wondering that myself

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

Whatever happened to Kerm or Chicago Kevin?

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

TFW the milk carton thread turns into the reason why people end up on the milk carton thread.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:28 (two weeks ago) link

I was trying to be funny, soz

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:29 (two weeks ago) link

I was trying to be funny, soz

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:30 (two weeks ago) link

Not you dummy :P

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:45 (two weeks ago) link

Have you ever seen Shakey and I in the same room?

flappy bird, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:33 (two weeks ago) link

'shakey and me' -- a mistake shakey would never make

~or would he~

mookieproof, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:35 (two weeks ago) link

Fuck

flappy bird, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:42 (two weeks ago) link

i've met Shakey. You aren't Shakey.

sarahell, Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:22 (two weeks ago) link

come on now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-YB-JvK6uM

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:54 (two weeks ago) link

I am kind of missing the shakey mo/dr morbs double-act.

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:56 (two weeks ago) link

and who is going to be here to celebrate when Kamala gets Biden's VP pick

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 21 May 2020 18:58 (two weeks ago) link

i've met Shakey. You aren't Shakey.

― sarahell, Thursday, May 21, 2020 2:22 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yes... correct

flappy bird, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:27 (two weeks ago) link

everything is going as planned. everything coming up shakey

flappy bird, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:28 (two weeks ago) link

I mean flappy

flappy bird, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:28 (two weeks ago) link

shit

flappy bird, Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:28 (two weeks ago) link

Shakey: "Flappy, I am your father."

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:40 (two weeks ago) link

everything shaking out flappy

Bleeqwot (sic), Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:41 (two weeks ago) link

Whole lotta Shakey not goin' on.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 20:47 (two weeks ago) link

RIP Flappy Bird

flappy bird, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:19 (two weeks ago) link

Hi

Don't worry, I'm not coming back. I just want to say a couple of things.

First of all, I want to say this: I'm a sexual assault survivor. I was assaulted as a teen in the back of a nightbus by an older man taking advantage of my inebriated state. And as a survivor, I would never ever ever take sexual assault so lightly as to 'troll' about it. I also don't want to talk about my trauma when I don't feel comfortable. I don't ever want to talk about it here again.

And I just want to say to anyone: Don't try and get Shakey back. Get away from here yourself instead. I will stay away. This place has made me miserable for a while now, and getting off it has been one of the healthiest things I've done in a while. Reading a couple of threads today, it seems I'm not the only one who mainly finds misery and unhappiness here. Made me miserable all over again. Nobody here is getting well informed, and nobody here is enacting change. Get away, for your own sake.

Try and stay happy everyone. That's what I'll try and do.

Frederik B, Friday, 22 May 2020 12:46 (two weeks ago) link

Goodbye, Fred. I’ll miss your contributions but I hope you do what’s right for you. I certainly agree that this place has become a breeding ground of misery.

treeship., Friday, 22 May 2020 13:17 (two weeks ago) link

So why are you still here?

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Friday, 22 May 2020 13:18 (two weeks ago) link

😐

treeship., Friday, 22 May 2020 13:19 (two weeks ago) link

Hope you’re well, Fred.

Fwiw I certainly agree that this place has the potential to exponentially increase one’s misery through mere exposure (beware, lurkers) but it is also capable of achieving the opposite effect (ILM in particular is not toxic at all right now and hasn’t been for a long time). I’m at a point where I mostly just avoid dipping into controversies that don’t even concern me directly anyway.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 May 2020 13:23 (two weeks ago) link

ILM and ILB are OK. That’s not what people are talking about.

treeship., Friday, 22 May 2020 13:24 (two weeks ago) link

without getting into shit i hope things are good Fred and you will be missed

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 May 2020 13:28 (two weeks ago) link

Shakey is always a good guy to have around on ILM and not just because we have similar tastes in some areas. Fred seems kind of an intense fellow, who takes things to heart, so I think some of the areas he got involved in were not good for him.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Friday, 22 May 2020 13:28 (two weeks ago) link

I'm a long-time lurker and only recently started posting here. If you keep away from politics and religion and beatles threads this is one of the friendliest communities I've found on the internet. Those topics always bring out the worst in people even if they essentially agree with each other.

braised cod, Friday, 22 May 2020 13:38 (two weeks ago) link

otm

Spocks on the Run (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 22 May 2020 13:41 (two weeks ago) link

fuck you

Bleeqwot (sic), Friday, 22 May 2020 13:45 (two weeks ago) link

who's this cunt?

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 May 2020 13:45 (two weeks ago) link

lol

j., Friday, 22 May 2020 13:48 (two weeks ago) link

SOUL ASYLUM RULES

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 22 May 2020 13:53 (two weeks ago) link

lmao I hope everybody is good

brimstead, Friday, 22 May 2020 16:36 (two weeks ago) link

It’s everyone else’s fault!

brimstead, Friday, 22 May 2020 16:37 (two weeks ago) link

I thought about leaving for greener pastures a couple weeks back but I honestly don't know of any.

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:41 (two weeks ago) link

an actual green pasture

lumen (esby), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:42 (two weeks ago) link

I thought about leaving for greener pastures a couple weeks back but I honestly don't know of any.

New board description.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 May 2020 16:42 (two weeks ago) link

Nobody here is getting well informed, and nobody here is enacting change

u_u

mookieproof, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:03 (two weeks ago) link

Not a day goes by etc.

silby, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:26 (two weeks ago) link

you're missed on the film threads Fred, wish you'd stay for what interests you and not get involved when it makes you uncomfortable.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 23 May 2020 04:12 (one week ago) link

(Good to see you, Fred - enjoy your time away, if the world stays together long enough for you to find fun in engaging back here again, hurrah for us all.)

Bleeqwot (sic), Saturday, 23 May 2020 04:36 (one week ago) link

so he posted an ad hom (based on stuff milo had posted here) and received one in reply (based on stuff he posted here). boo hoo.

― COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, May 20, 2020 3:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

oh come the fuck on. milo openly posted about owning guns and argued against gun control years back to where he was known as ILX's resident gun owner, and Shakey's post was a light dig at best. he didn't know milo didn't own guns anymore cos milo only made a few posts about it, but it barely matters because "maybe Biden will take your guns away" barely rises to "elbow nudge at a party" level of discourse.

"Rapey Mo" is the type of thing that would get punches thrown. if you can't tell the difference between those two comments, I can't help you. esp since Shakey's comment was 14-something fuckin years old and something pretty much nobody remembered. you only have to read the "right to be fat" thread to find offensively stupid things milo has said more recently than that.

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Saturday, 23 May 2020 23:41 (one week ago) link

you only have to read the "right to be fat" thread to find offensively stupid things milo has said more recently than that.

oh geez, yeah, that's one of those threads that brought out some serious ugliness in ppl

sarahell, Monday, 25 May 2020 18:33 (one week ago) link

Haven't seen Kate in a while, hope she's ok.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 18:04 (four days ago) link


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