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This is the thread in which we congretate to ask whither various ILXers who haven't been heard from.

Such as Ms. Laura aka I'm Passing Open Windows.

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Farewell Athens, we hardly knew ye...

mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:30 (eighteen years ago) link


cuspidorian, Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:31 (eighteen years ago) link

I tried to get "Digable" James Cobo, one of my online cronies, to post here a few times. Not sure if it worked, which is a shame because he's great at talking at length about esoteric stuff in an amusing fashion.

Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Helltime Producto, you motherfucker, quit taking giant bong rips attempting to get your money's worth out of that Salvia Divinorum shit and resume regular posting

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 9 March 2003 04:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah I like Helltime, that guy's funny.

Mr. Diamond (diamond), Sunday, 9 March 2003 05:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Queen G!

erik, Sunday, 9 March 2003 10:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I miss Josh. And Ms Laura, though she's not been missing very long at all.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 March 2003 10:46 (eighteen years ago) link

katie g
rebecca lowfi
james blount
robin carmody
tim finney
josh k
ricky t
michael wells

gareth (gareth), Sunday, 9 March 2003 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm still here, yo, just a bit quiet and that

RickyT (RickyT), Sunday, 9 March 2003 13:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothin comes out when they move they lips
Just a buncha gibberish
And muthafuckas act like they forgot about Dre trife

bnw (bnw), Sunday, 9 March 2003 17:56 (eighteen years ago) link

And Ms Laura, though she's not been missing very long at all.

It's been about a week, an eternity in ILX time. Hope there is nothing amiss with her nor anyone else who's been "missing."

Leee (Leee), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I heard from Laura yesterday. She is all right but without much computer access at the moment.

That Girl (thatgirl), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:32 (eighteen years ago) link

¿donde está hanle y?

Tad (llamasfur), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Ramosi that fucker. And Kodanoshi

jm (jtm), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:29 (eighteen years ago) link

man that's a good list gareth, where did you buy all those cds and at what price

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link


jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

where's Omar? Good question

chris (chris), Sunday, 9 March 2003 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

wither rebecca spacecadet?

her last few posts sounded kinda down and then nothing.

i'm worried about someone i've never met and have never even emailed. odd feeling.


koogs (koogs), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

(I've spoken to her since. She's fine, just taking a possibly permanent break)

Graham (graham), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

Thanks for missing me - I am back, at least for a bit. Though I'll not be on-line as much as I have been (giving it up for Lent and all that *grin*). But I promise to think of y'all quite often and fondly :)

I'm Passing Open Windows (Ms Laura), Monday, 10 March 2003 01:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Graham, tell Rebecca to come back!

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 March 2003 10:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Every time someone new and clever starts posting I wonder if it's Ellie under a new name.

(This is the creepiest thing I've ever posted on ILX I think!)

Tom (Groke), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Donna the new zealander momma.

Nick A. (Nick A.), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Alexander Blair
Jon Cannon
Katie G
Guy Beckett

Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Rainy isn't on ILX enough.

jel -- (jel), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:44 (eighteen years ago) link

MJ Hibbett

Tom (Groke), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:47 (eighteen years ago) link

conner smedley

geeta (geeta), Monday, 10 March 2003 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link


Ed (dali), Monday, 10 March 2003 14:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Gale Deslongchamps, we miss you.

And the original Miss Laura as well.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 March 2003 14:15 (eighteen years ago) link

four years pass...
where's g-kit?

That one guy that quit, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

He posted a few days ago, I think. He has the flu, if I remember well.

stevienixed, Sunday, 6 May 2007 16:54 (fourteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Preview of the Matrix 12, whither?

banriquit, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

thread of missing fader blog links

some dude, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

pc user

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Monday, 30 June 2008 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

andy @ grasshopper dot org

homosexual II, Monday, 30 June 2008 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Chicago Kevin

⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ ⊂⊃ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck :(

the night of counting the years (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I think he took a break and realized he was happy enough without ILX. You should email him, though.

Fred Dalton Township (Laurel), Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:44 (thirteen years ago) link

you can call yourself chicago kevin, but i call you LOLBOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-- Confounded, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 9:26 PM

velko, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

we all have our "chicago kevin"!

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carne asada, Wednesday, 12 November 2008 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

what happened to that public school english guy who jerked off a dyson or whatever?

Just Johnson (special guest stars mark bronson), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

he now posts as ilx user ned ragget

ice cr?m, Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

jokes that never get old

passanchino XL (and what), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

100% non sarcastic

passanchino XL (and what), Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:44 (thirteen years ago) link

heavens! *runs away with vacuum cleaner*

ice cr?m, Saturday, 13 December 2008 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

l0u1s jagg3r's Heavens!

Go Go Padgett Binoculars (The stickman from the hilarious 'xkcd' comics), Sunday, 14 December 2008 02:35 (thirteen years ago) link

three months pass...


StanM, Monday, 16 March 2009 20:35 (twelve years ago) link

was just wondering that myself

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

Whatever happened to Kerm or Chicago Kevin?

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 16 March 2009 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Fingers crossed for you Onimo, really praying you get better mate. Always thinking of you.

Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 15:44 (four months ago) link

Wishing you all the best Onimo

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 16:15 (four months ago) link

❤️ onimo

siffleur’s mom (wins), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 16:30 (four months ago) link

Here's to Better Days, onimo!

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 16:30 (four months ago) link

Love and light, dear onimo.

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 17:21 (four months ago) link

sending you an extra batch of good thoughts just to be sure <3

sleeve, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 17:26 (four months ago) link

I was just going to post something very niche about ambient country and realised SimonH hasn't been around much?

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Evan, Saturday, 25 September 2021 02:35 (three months ago) link

Adding my wishes for good news and for strength and peace until it arrives.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 25 September 2021 02:52 (three months ago) link

Maybe we're just on different threads but is pomenitul on a break?

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Friday, 1 October 2021 20:01 (three months ago) link

Yeah, was wondering about that myself just yesterday.

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 1 October 2021 20:12 (three months ago) link

Maybe start of year has kept him more busy than usual.

I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Friday, 1 October 2021 20:12 (three months ago) link

also seems like breastcrawl is on a break

grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Friday, 1 October 2021 21:18 (three months ago) link

yeah i noticed

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 October 2021 06:13 (three months ago) link

Tracer Hand, Monday, 11 October 2021 12:36 (three months ago) link

What are you waiting for?

xyzzzz__, Monday, 11 October 2021 12:40 (three months ago) link

Hongin' on Bobo

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 11 October 2021 15:47 (three months ago) link

Re: Simon H:

last I checked in w/ him, he is/was on a bit of a break from the internet etc. after going through some shit w/ his anxiety and depression (I hope I'm not revealing too much as he's posted about it before)

I've tried to reach out to him a couple of times in the past few weeks but nothing, I assume he's still on his break from online

Murgatroid, Monday, 11 October 2021 22:42 (three months ago) link

Simon is fine. Still in regular contact with him.

Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Monday, 11 October 2021 22:45 (three months ago) link

Geir posted to FB yesterday.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 11 October 2021 22:46 (three months ago) link

xp well shit, tell him to return my txts lol

Murgatroid, Monday, 11 October 2021 22:46 (three months ago) link


Typo? Negative! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 17 October 2021 00:30 (three months ago) link

Enjoyed their posts.

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Sunday, 17 October 2021 01:09 (three months ago) link

yeah, miss pom

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 17 October 2021 11:15 (three months ago) link

... and gyac

Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Sunday, 17 October 2021 11:39 (three months ago) link

yeah, pom and gyac and Hadrian are missed.

got a Facebook memory that Morbz had commented on, rather saucily, about a decade ago. sigh.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Sunday, 17 October 2021 14:20 (three months ago) link

Missing Tylerw on the VU thread right about now

New Zealand, with that hottie (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:43 (three months ago) link

yeah he's around but idk where is on that one

Communist Hockey Goblin (sleeve), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:49 (three months ago) link

"where he is"

Communist Hockey Goblin (sleeve), Sunday, 17 October 2021 15:49 (three months ago) link

He was one of the first posters after my revive, saying he is dying/can’t wait to see the film, maybe he is steering clear of thread until he sees it.

Double Chocula (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 October 2021 05:33 (three months ago) link

“Very psyched” to be accurate

Double Chocula (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 October 2021 05:36 (three months ago) link

lamp. i miss their posts on video games and books and fashion-forward style and mego/touch adjacent noisy electronic music

missingNO, Monday, 18 October 2021 08:08 (three months ago) link

Lamp was a consistently fascinating poster

Would love to know how Pom is doing

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 18 October 2021 12:07 (three months ago) link

I totally forgot about Lamp. hope they're ok.

same with pom. I miss pom.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:01 (three months ago) link

also I know he's posted on and off this year, but I miss bizarro gazzara's hilarious quips gracing most of the threads I post to. I know they've had a pretty rough year based on the last threads they posted to though :(

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:02 (three months ago) link

I email Pom once a week usually and I told him about being on the milk carton and he said " I'm doing ok and that I'm taking an extended break from ILX and that I say hi".

I am hoping he will be back to co-run metal poll if he's not too busy.

Pfunkboy AKA (Oor Neechy), Monday, 18 October 2021 15:12 (three months ago) link

I thought Lamp was posting under a different username ... but maybe that is not Lamp and is another ilxor

sarahell, Monday, 18 October 2021 16:29 (three months ago) link

I was watching a twitch stream the other day and someone in the chat was called ilxmordy

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:35 (three months ago) link

KEKW monkaS

aegis philbin (crüt), Monday, 18 October 2021 17:57 (three months ago) link

hey oor, tell pom that table says hi. i miss him.

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 18 October 2021 18:33 (three months ago) link

Same from Jon

covidsbundlertanze op. 6 (Jon not Jon), Monday, 18 October 2021 18:55 (three months ago) link

seems like Lamps doing good. ill tell him ilx ppl say hi

flopson, Monday, 18 October 2021 20:26 (three months ago) link

shout out from me too

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 24 October 2021 15:37 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

if anyone here has actual contact info beyond PO Box and phone # for the ILX poster tokyorosemary, please PM me or mookieproof or laurel or mark s, we are trying to get in touch with her

Communist Hockey Goblin (sleeve), Wednesday, 17 November 2021 00:24 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

missing silby

, Friday, 17 December 2021 02:57 (one month ago) link

was just thinking of the fact i missed silby and how i am consistently haunted by "All Cats Are Beautiful"

sarahell, Friday, 17 December 2021 08:12 (one month ago) link

Love silby and hope they’re doing ok

mardheamac (gyac), Friday, 17 December 2021 08:19 (one month ago) link

i see silby on the ol' twitters, i think they're doing ok :)

my hands are always in my pockets or gesturing. (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 December 2021 17:09 (one month ago) link

miss pom.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 17 December 2021 17:16 (one month ago) link

Seconded. Especially noticable due to EOY time, one of the themes here were they provided unique perspective (rolling obituaries being another major one for me).

anatol_merklich, Friday, 17 December 2021 17:25 (one month ago) link

yeah, one of my pics for EOY was a record that pom recommended on the post-re-deconstructed whatever club thread! thanking u, pom.

we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Friday, 17 December 2021 23:22 (one month ago) link

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