"You stand convicted of Assholism!" -- in praise of John Waters

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There doesn't actually seem to have been a thread for him yet! Anyway, among my recent finds via the slowly collapsing Wherehouse nearby are some of those DVD 2-packs of his earlier films New Line put out, and yay them. Having just rewatched Pink Flamingos for the first time in years, I am annoyed with myself for not remembering more of the great lines from it, dammit.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 8 March 2003 07:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh yes, and I was there the first time DB saw it...and of course that final scene. Poor boy. ;-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 8 March 2003 07:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Dial 1-900-STOMPER!'

dave q, Saturday, 8 March 2003 11:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've only seen the ones that have been on TV, but they're all great fun. I like anything that Divine was involved in.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 8 March 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like the interview with him on the special edition of Pink Flamingos "'Cunt Eyes!' What was I thinking?"

Ryan McKay (Ryan McKay), Saturday, 8 March 2003 12:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you the eggman?

Randy Farang (TOOTHFANGCLAW), Saturday, 8 March 2003 12:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

Edith Massey, in Desperate Living: "Every word I ever utter will be considered a royal proclamation!"

The real question in re: John Waters is a very rockist question: was the early stuff better, much better, or is that whole question bullshit? Everybody went nuts over Polyester which was good but lacked the "these people are truly insane" appeal of earlier films. Every JW movie since then has some embarassingly ham-handed moments, even the GREAT Cecil B. Demented (the scene where they sit around singing "Demented Forever" as they get branded made me cringe, it was so corny). At the same time, his eye for satire gets sharper as his audience widens. BUT AT THE VERY SAME TIME DONT'TCHA KNOW the jokes come less rapid-fire, seem more self-conscious, etc. Knowing that one has an audience & feeling obligated to same, Classic or Dud?

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 8 March 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

thing is tho: isn't he also aware that his core audience likes the early/insane stuff best? if he really does feel obligated to his audience, to me that manifests itself more in eg.the insertion of teabagging gags into otherwise harmless + totally corny stuff like Pecker than the other way round (nb. i loved Pecker).

jones (actual), Saturday, 8 March 2003 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Surely the greatest living American. And his books are almost better than his films. I'm particularly fond of the time he describes himself and Divine constantly trying to upstage each other in shoplifting, culminating in Divine emerging from a store with a TV under one arm and a chainsaw under the other.

Tag (Tag), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

And his books are almost better than his films.

And his recollections live are pretty much like a standup comedy act. Very funny man in person.

Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I love him and of all his movies I especially love Female Troubles.


estela, Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

John Waters is indeed the man.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Saturday, 8 March 2003 21:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha "cunt eyes" was slang among my friends for "what was I thinking?" "Oh, cunt eyes, I forgot my glasses"

Anyway, Divine's performance in Polyester, the crackup descent into booze and pills, is surely one of the greatest film performances EVER EVER EVER. The commitment and detail in it blows nearly all other movie "acting" out of the fucking pond.

"No single bullet can destroy the beauty of fascism"

g.cannon (gcannon), Sunday, 9 March 2003 01:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

estela,

Not only do I like "Female Troubles," I am also keen to "Polyesters," and "Hairsprays."

pedro the jaguar, Sunday, 9 March 2003 03:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

Oh you are muy funny, senor pedro, with your broken english. I see I made a little typo in my post- how foolish of me. But you, you are much funnier than John Waters!

estela, Sunday, 9 March 2003 03:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

Muchas gracias señorita. ¿Algo de tomar conmigo?

pedro the jagura (pedro the jaguar), Sunday, 9 March 2003 03:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

there is a special place in my heart for John Waters. I especially like Desperate Living and Female Trouble. bless the man's soul.

Mike Hanle y (mike), Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

I met him once in B'more. He was incredibly personable with just a touch of wwweeeeiiiirrrrrdddddddddd. Der Meister!

Skottie, Sunday, 9 March 2003 18:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

i wish i had seen john waters films. i love the simpsons episode hes in, but yeah, i am hanging out for finally getting a tv and vcr :-(

di smith (lucylurex), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

while I enjoy his earlier stuff, I must confess "Hairspray" remains my favorite film of his.

Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 9 March 2003 20:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

best delivery of any line in any movie i ever seen : edith massey going "oh no,a TURD, who would've sent us a TURD??!" or whatever, man that's funny

duane, Sunday, 9 March 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

I like how all of the scenes he had to cut in Pink Flamingos are really short, but he left in heaps of shots of the trailor burning! I mean really I'm sure there was room for that pig latin bit.
Pink Flamingos is my favourite and I could read Shock Value over and over again, well I have.

Elisabeth (Elisabeth), Sunday, 9 March 2003 23:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

I must agree that Divine's performance in "Polyester" is terrific.

Sean (Sean), Sunday, 9 March 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Shock Value is the best book ever.

rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 10 March 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

while I enjoy his earlier stuff, I must confess "Hairspray" remains my favorite film of his.

Same here. You can't top the unspeakably bizarre sensibility of the early films, but Hairspray, the greatest film of 1988, manages to keep the weirdness but add in his essentially, uh..., em,...er...sweet-- personality too. Ricki Lake was brilliant, Divine of course.

No, Homer. Ultrasuede is a miracle. This was just good timing. Or something like that.

Skottie, Monday, 10 March 2003 01:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have to admit that I like his later films more... Hairspray is ultra-classic, but I have to confess my love for Serial Mom even more. My fave scene in any Waters movie is at the end of Pecker when all the art trash snobs shout "Death To Irony!"

Chris Barrus (xibalba), Monday, 10 March 2003 01:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

the scene where they sit around singing "Demented Forever" as they get branded made me cringe, it was so corny

Yeah, well agreed. And yes the movie overall is quite great!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 March 2003 04:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

four months pass...
What was John Waters' upbringing like?

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:11 (twenty years ago) link

Saw 'pecker' a few weeks ago. excellent.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:14 (twenty years ago) link

N; nice, normal, from his books. His dad looked to have aged spectacularly well, though.

Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:19 (twenty years ago) link

Catholic.

Tag (Tag), Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:47 (twenty years ago) link

didnt he also move out & snort glue and hang out with his punk rock/art skool (girl)friends
i love the "freezeframe assh*ole" section in one of his coffee table books. he goes on to explain that actually seeing an assh*ole in a prono movie is a rare thing.

i like how all his movies take place in baltimore.

kephm, Sunday, 27 July 2003 11:54 (twenty years ago) link

Got around to seeing Polyester a few weeks back and the snooty drive-in alone slew me.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

My mum used to work with his cousin. He told her that JW was from a very posh Catholic family in Baltimore and that although they thought he was a total nutter, his whole family absolutely loves him.

suzy (suzy), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

He seems perfectly polite and very well spoken, what family wouldn't love him?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 27 July 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

:) I think it's great that Baltimore loves him too, the Sun declared him Marylander of the Year last year, I believe.

daria g (daria g), Sunday, 27 July 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

I can't figure who beset represents America-John Waters or David Lynch...

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 27 July 2003 19:28 (twenty years ago) link

If only all Americans were one or the other....

Tag (Tag), Sunday, 27 July 2003 19:43 (twenty years ago) link

dontcha think? ;-)

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 27 July 2003 19:44 (twenty years ago) link

Surely your economy would collapse with only two people?

N. (nickdastoor), Sunday, 27 July 2003 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

Nah.

Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 27 July 2003 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

kephm is that asterisk supposed to be a picture of a asshole like in that vonnegut book or are you worried about attracting creeps who do goog searches for the word "asshole"?

duane, Monday, 28 July 2003 00:38 (twenty years ago) link

No, Nick, lots of people, but all David Lynch or John Waters. And let's say...oh, Kirsten Dunst.

Tag (Tag), Monday, 28 July 2003 07:54 (twenty years ago) link

whoa, this thread is quite timely - i'm actually seeing a showing of Polyester at the local arthouse on Wednesday - complete with Scratch n' Sniff card handouts or whatever, I guess a number pops on the screen and you are supposed to scratch off the card and smell it at that point.

jason m. (jason m), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:27 (twenty years ago) link

Exactly. Be prepared for a bit of vileness.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 July 2003 16:29 (twenty years ago) link

breathe deeply!

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 28 July 2003 19:04 (twenty years ago) link

I liked the way they tricked you into the vileness, too => This is how it works, smell this good smell...now smell this one.

nickn (nickn), Monday, 28 July 2003 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

audience by Pavlov

Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 28 July 2003 22:56 (twenty years ago) link

I am timely.

What is the trick of being an adorable asshole?

N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:45 (twenty years ago) link

Don't try it--it doesn't work in the long run

Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 29 July 2003 00:52 (twenty years ago) link

John Water's Curated Collection at the Strand

He picked a book by my grandma's friend/former neighbor!

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 29 April 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd6EO6SGGU8

PTSD clarinet kid (am0n), Monday, 7 November 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

http://dcist.com/2012/05/hitchhiking_director_john_waters_pi.php

Earlier this afternoon, somewhere "in the middle of Ohio," groundbreaking indie director John Waters was found hitchhiking on the side of a road. We're trying to find out just what the Baltimore-based director of Pink Flamingos was doing begging for a lift in the middle of the Buckeye State—indie rock band Here We Go Magic says they picked him up! And he's currently riding around in their van.

http://dcist.com/attachments/nyc_arts_john/051612waters.jpg

Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

dcist commenter beat me to NOTHING BUT THESE FUCKING JERKOFF HIPPIES ON THE ROAD

yorba linda carlisle (donna rouge), Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

Hahah

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

is the band any good? nothing on ilm that i can see!

goole, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

Well, uh...

http://www.allmusic.com/album/a-different-ship-r2433665/review

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

They're a motorik version of Tom Petty. I like them fine

poxen, Wednesday, 16 May 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

ten months pass...

I have never been to P'town either, but as I've read that he's a(n) habitue that would be a primary reason for ever going.

― Dr Morbius, Monday, June 2, 2008 2:42 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'm reading his book Role Models, in which he writes: "Since I love minorities and Provincetown is a gay fishing village, I hang out in the two straight bars."

cougars and sneezers (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

four months pass...

Aw man. Jean E. Hill -- aka Grizelda from Desperate Living -- RIP

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/john_waters_star_and_plus-size_greeting_card_model_jean_e._hill_rip

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfqFdE-bXMg

Ned Raggett, Friday, 23 August 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

Honestly amazed that she made it that long after seeing how she looked in A Dirty Shame.

midnight outdoor nude frolic up north goes south (Eric H.), Friday, 23 August 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link

nine months pass...

so he's written this book after hitchhiking across America.

“There is no such thing as a $5 million independent movie. They want me to go make it like I used to, but I have no desire to do that. I did that. I have 17 movies, they’re all playing everywhere in the world, more than ever. I’ve spoken.”

http://articles.baltimoresun.com/2014-05-30/entertainment/bs-sc-john-waters-carsick-20140531_1_john-waters-carsick-east-baltimore

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:29 (nine years ago) link

"The main thing is, when DVDs overnight died, that ended the safety net. That was profit. All foreign deals fell through. Nobody wants any movie that can't play in China. Nobody wants any movie that has to have any subtitles. They just want explosions. They want $100 million movies that are tentpole movies.

The worst thing they want … is a comedy based on wit. And if I was doing something, that's what I'd try to do.

Thank God I have five other careers."

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 5 June 2014 16:35 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Complete NYC retro in Sept, featuring several Waters intros/Q&As, plus 8 films programmed by JW (four of which I haven't seen):

The Mother
Roger Michell, USA, 2003, 35mm, 112m
A recently widowed grandmother turns horny and has a secret affair with her daughter’s much younger, loutish boyfriend (played by pre-Bond Daniel Craig). Gerontophilia never seemed so exciting.

Of Unknown Origin
George P. Cosmatos, Canada/USA, 1983, 35mm, 88m
The best rat movie ever. Period. End of discussion.

There's also a Mondo Trasho/Multiple Maniacs/The Diane Linkletter Story on 9/11 for holiday fun.

http://www.filmlinc.com/daily/entry/john-waters-retrospective-film-society-of-lincoln-center-2014

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 28 July 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link

Did we ever have a thread on the I Am Divine documentary? It's on Netflix, enjoyed it very much.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 28 July 2014 15:31 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

S&M is dying too. There are very few leather bars left in the country. Gay bars are disappearing. It's getting uncomfortable. It's like having "black bars." They just hang out with everybody. Which I'm for. My message is that I've always been very against separatism. To me, I still like the biker culture, but all bikers are old now. And many of them are fat....

And if they are young, and dressing in leather, you'd think they're gay. They look sort of like the Eagles. But I guess that people tell me that the new, young S&M boys dress like fake skinheads. Non-racist skin heads. That's the look. I guess, I don't see it that much. But I don't go to the bars that much. I live at the beach, and S&M really looks stupid at the beach.

http://gothamist.com/2014/09/02/john_waters_justin_bieber.php

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 3 September 2014 22:05 (nine years ago) link

one year passes...

Great new interview:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/aug/03/john-waters-multiple-maniacs-baltimore-criterion

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

Even with A Dirty Shame my father said after, “It was funny but I hope as hell I never see it again!” That’s a pretty good quote!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 18:26 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

watched this at bma, didn't disappoint
http://www.nytimes.com/video/t-magazine/100000003435098/teaser-john-waters-kiddie-flamingos.html

am0n, Monday, 31 October 2016 18:56 (seven years ago) link

eight months pass...

Found a complete version of Desperate Living on YouTube last night and it fucking killed me again. So many totally insane characters and scenes. I never really noticed it b4 but its definitely his lesbian/dyke film. Of course, there are other um "avenues" explored but that one is most prominent. The low budget sets are fantastic! The buildings in Mortville are near psychedelic in their coloring. Just beautiful. And also of note, was the absence of Divine, fortunately the other Dreamlanders rise to the occasion. Definitely his darkest film by a considerable margin. I fucking love it!

VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 29 July 2017 05:14 (six years ago) link

"SEIZE her and FUCK her!"

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 July 2017 06:40 (six years ago) link

LOL! Yeah, there are so many great lines in DL."look at that pelt", "every word I utter is to be taken as a direct, royal proclamation", the aforementioned white man/tampax line. It just goes on and on. The scene wherein Mo emasculates herself, tosses it and some random dog grabs it up. It's truly remarkable how successful it is even without The Divine Miss Divine. And its definitely a film whose appeal to me would never be explainable to my parents ala Warhols Trash and many other favorites.

VyrnaKnowlIsAHeadbanger, Saturday, 29 July 2017 15:34 (six years ago) link

For some reason, I can't get my library to stock the Criterion of Multiple Maniacs.

the general theme of STUFF (cryptosicko), Saturday, 29 July 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

TELL HER this isn't some communist daycare center!!!

can't tell you how many times i've thought about the title of this thread re: current administration and basically every single news day about it

comey did deflategate (daria-g), Sunday, 30 July 2017 02:14 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

this is pretty priceless btw; the two tone collar is dope and waters is sharp as a tack.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEzk1DqTaaQ

amazed no one goes to waters these days with an open checkbook, seems like it would be printing money... has he said he's just not making anything anymore?

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Monday, 27 November 2017 06:05 (six years ago) link

I remembered a funny John Waters anecdote yesterday that I told to friends

I saw him speak on my college campus, probably fifteen years ago, and he was joking about how after he'd mentioned poppers a number of times, one of the manufacturers had gifted him a "lifetime supply"

I saw him again a couple years ago, and the topic came up. He said he'd nearly run out! Either they underestimated him or he's lived longer than expected

mh, Monday, 27 November 2017 16:25 (six years ago) link

It’s a good thing I’m not relying on making movies. That’s the only one of the careers I have today that isn’t going so great. In the independent film world now, they want you to make it for $2 million and I don’t want to go backwards. I don’t want to be a faux anarchist underground filmmaker at 71 years old. People say, ‘Well, why don’t you raise money on Kickstarter?’ I own three homes. I’m not panhandling. So that’s fine because I have different ways to tell stories.

Do you miss filmmaking?

No. I mean, I do. I miss it, but not completely. I would make another movie in a minute, but I don’t know when I would make it. I am scheduled for the next year already! I made a lot of movies. It’s not like they’re hard to see. I know I would miss it if I didn’t write. I would miss it if I didn’t do spoken word. I would miss it if I didn’t have a photography career. I’d be happy to make one, but if I don’t make another one, I’m fine with that too.

https://www.fastcompany.com/40480667/john-waters-is-done-being-a-faux-anarchist-underground-filmmaker

curmudgeon, Monday, 27 November 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link

I own three homes. I’m not panhandling.

God bless him.

piscesx, Monday, 27 November 2017 21:48 (six years ago) link

two years pass...

Odorama cards this Fri night in NYC

https://www.moma.org/calendar/events/6341

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link

I still have my card from when I saw it in the 80s. Haven't sniffed it recently, wonder if it's still got the aromas.

nickn, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 21:44 (four years ago) link

four months pass...

Also rewatched Female Trouble the other day having finally gotten the Criterion Blu-ray and man, that thing's more crazily prescient than ever.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 20 June 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

But of course

John Waters bequeaths his art collection to Baltimore Museum of Art, whose bathrooms will be named in his honor https://t.co/BqVZPKx74z

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) November 12, 2020

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

perfect

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

my house appeared in pecker for two seconds and i am trying to remember if the house at the end of my street was pecker's house or if i made that up, either way i feel part of this

superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 12 November 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

ten months pass...
two months pass...

Just saw the first date of this year’s Christmas tour here in SF, great as ever. Some news:

*4K of Cry-baby on Kino Lorber next year

* Possible Criterion of Pink Flamingos in the works.

* First novel next year! Liarmouth — about a woman who steals luggage from airports.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 November 2021 05:51 (two years ago) link

Seeing the Xmas show tonight

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 30 November 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

And it's happening

https://www.criterion.com/films/31320-pink-flamingos

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 March 2022 16:49 (two years ago) link

Pink Flamingos is one of the films, like Texas Chainsaw Massacre, that I saw numerous times when I was younger, and agree is culturally or historically significant (!) yet have no desire to watch again.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 17 March 2022 18:31 (two years ago) link

I have Pink Flamingos on a VHS videotape somewhere and honestly watching it on a 4K Blu-Ray seems like an example of comically missing the point.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Thursday, 17 March 2022 19:45 (two years ago) link

Luckily it's just a normal BR.

Max Hamburgers (Eric H.), Thursday, 17 March 2022 19:47 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

New book, new interview etc.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/scaachikoul/john-waters-book-liarmouth

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 17 May 2022 22:41 (one year ago) link

Great read! Thanks Ned!

BrianB, Wednesday, 18 May 2022 11:05 (one year ago) link

one year passes...

Here's hoping!

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 27 February 2024 18:57 (one month ago) link

Wow, can't believe it's been that long. By a weird coincidence I am currently reading Liarmouth and it very much feels like one of his films.

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 February 2024 19:12 (one month ago) link


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