Brilliant TV Shows That Noone Apart From Me Appears To Have Seen

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Everyone has seen at least one TV show that, when they tell their friends about it, gets blank looks of non-recognition. here are two of mine:

Sifl & Olly - Very short, 30 second clips of two sock puppets talking to each other and singing songs, shown inbetween trailers and videos on MTV Europe. The most stupid thing MTV has ever done, and probably the best as well. I pissed myself with laughter at them. I later learnt they made two series of shows featuring these puppets, which were shown on US MTV but not on MTV Europe. Gits.

Cult Toons - Radical, almost avant garde cut ups and edits of old Hanna Barbera / Warner Bros / MGM cartoons, with added bits of 70's Blaxpolitation movies. Rather dull cartoons like Help! It's The Hair Bear Bunch! and the apalling Penelope Pitstop were transformed into dadaist masterpieces. One episode had the Super Furry Animals as guest stars, and another replaced the name "Penelope" in Penelope Pitstop with a clip of a caricature of Humphrey Bogart saying "ham sandwich". Shown on Cartoon Network UK.

Does anyone here have anything to add?

Croooooow, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You people look to me as if you've had nothing stronger than a cider lolly or a Junior Disprin in your short, self-congratulatory lives.

Greg, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Thanks Greg, but it's all Haliborange round my way.

1) The Secret Life of Walter Kitty: Loosely based on the Thurber/Danny Kaye film, except an animation about a daydreaming cat. Years ahead of its time in terms of genre playfulness and reflexivity. Did I dream it?

2) Marine Boy: now, lots of people remember this, but I was completely OBSESSED with the lil fella and all my pre-school books are defaced with my primitive sketches of the boy. And I can't seem to find a THING about him on the modern interweb.

stevie t, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Rude Awakenings - Sherilyn Fenn in rude as all fuck comedy wiht no laugh track about a bunch of recovering addicts.

Geoff, Saturday, 23 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Holy fuck, that sounds like the best show ever. Sifl & Olly's great, duh. My friends won't stop talking about Zim or Johnny the Homocidal Maniac or some shit. I liked Relativity cuz I'm sappy, It's Like You Know cuz it had Chris Eigeman.

Otis Wheeler, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I saw that particular edition of Cult Toons once. And its a great sadness to me that I've never been able to see it again. Such fabulous silliness.

Ed Lynch-Bell, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sifl and Olly was wonderful. I guess being in the States, my idea of shows no one has ever seen would be entirely different from yours. I mean, no one over here watched Red Dwarf. People look at me strangely when I mention it. Other shows that no longer exist and people seem not to remember: The State and The Young Ones.

As far as Zim, that is Invader Zim, it is on Nickelodeon. It's a wonderful, off beat cartoon made by the guy who writes the comic Johnny the Homicidial Maniac.

michele, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

stevie t: didn't marineboy show in a sandwich with another cartoon, abt three foax with wack superpowers (coilman who was tall and skinny and turned into springs or something — and one of them was fat...): I think I *fancied* one of them, but (luckily) cannot remember which...!!!

I also remember getting into a scientifickal debate with my dad about (a) the possibility of oxygum, and (b) and fact that coilman should actually be called "springman" or something...

mark s, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Has anybody ever heard of a 70s made-for-TV called 'Bad Ronald'?
I'm told there's a cult audience for 'Riptide', I thought I was the only one.

tarden, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Psi Factor. It's the Canadian X Files. It's hosted by an Ackroyd, and it's got the bloke from Max Headroom in it. And no one except me has ever seen it!

masonic boom, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Critic: I can't say enough good things about this one. At it's best, I think it toppled even the mighty Simpsons. One of the best animated series ever. Probably failed commercially because it contained just a bit more self-deprecation and wit and irony than American audiences can stomach. In the last few they produced, they attempted to make uber-loser Jay Sherman a little nicer and more lovable. It still didn't sell. Anyway, it was amazingly great and frequently perfect.

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Critic will go down as one of the greatest unseen television shows ever. Shows that have rapid fire pop culture references (like Family Guy) never seem to make it. Humor and wit that require one to be at least semi intelligent to get also makes for a low rated show. Remember the episode with the kids from Easter Island? How many people actually got that joke?

michele, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Wasn't the Easter Island thing a running joke in The Critic? I swear I've seen them reference that at least four times. The two things that I laughed hardest at were Star Trek Hee Haw and the Orson Welles peas commercial.

I enjoyed The State as well. It's been quite depressing to see where the old cast members have ended up. I read that Michael Ian Black is now hosting a reality-based/Candid Camera-type deal. I've also seen one of the others doing really bad commercials. Too bad.

"I'm outta heee-urr."

Andy, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Ludvig? - odd 2d animation about an egg with prosthetic limbs (was set in the victorian era?)
I used to dread the pre-news 6 o'clock slot it shared with the similar, but more disturbing, Ivor-the-Engine (which everyone must know). I've never recovered from the haunting predictability I felt watching it, like a kids book I'd felt I'd been read a hundred times. A challenge, I'd force myself to watch it, afraid I'd be trapped in eerie pauses and lonely setting, linear and murky. Imagine life in that shallow world with those characters, their mad sing song voices, stuttering up and down a cross-section of the valleys.

K-reg, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Mention of Ivor segways us neatly into a weird sub-theme of mid-60s kids TV: child abduction!! In the first (second?) season of Pogles Wood, their newborn infant, Pippin, was taken from them by a witch, and they spent the entire season getting him back. And in Noggin the Nog (masterpiece of Ivor and Bagpuss creator Oliver Postgate), wasn't Noggin and Nooka's child seized (by a giant bird?) and taken somewhere, where many adventures had to be endured before he was returned?

Noggin and Nooka = pioneer cross-cultural marriage hurrah!! But what was the child called?

(PS Award for general stand-out groundbreaking PC excellence in BBC kids TV: Joe, whose working class parents ran a Midlands roadside cafe, with black cook Abel.)

mark s, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Prince Knut?

Oh, and my answer: "Look, Stranger" (BBC2 1970-1976).

Robin Carmody, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Crooooooow: I appreciate your MST3K reference.

JM, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Sifl & Olly was the best thing MTV EVER did, that show was fanfuckingtastic. Rude Awakenings isn't that great. I had such high hopes, what with Sherilyn Fenn and all. Oh well.

Everyone looks at me funny when I talk about News Radio or Dr. Katz, but I really don't understand that. We're talking network tv, people, get with the goddamned program.

Ally, Sunday, 24 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Stevie, re: Marine Boy, you're not trying hard enough:

http://www.yesterdayland.com/popopedia/shows/saturday/sa1130.php http://members.tripod.com/~absoluteanime/marineboy/ http://www.flexnet.net/~midi/Marine.html http://www.alphalink.com.au/~roglen/marine.htm

Nick, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Dr. Katz is one of the most underated shows ever. A lot of people didn't like it because of the shaky animation style, but I think that was just a cover. They just don't want to admit that they didn't get most of the jokes.

michele, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Psi Factor" is frequently unintenionally hilarious. I've never seen Dan Ackroyd look so earnest.

I was devastated when they too "The Critic" off the air. Thank God Comedy Central shows reruns of it! Two other grand shows of old: "Manimal" and "Misfits of Science".

Dan Perry, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Parker Lewis Can't Lose?

JM, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

am i drunk, or is the Japanese name for 'Marine Boy' ('Marine The Sea Bottom Boy') quite funny?

(from http://www.alphalink.com.au/~roglen/marine.htm )

m jemmeson, Monday, 25 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

My answer was about Vids, which is brilliant. It's not exactly a secret but not many people seem to have heard of it when me and my friend Mark do impressions of Nige and Stef.

"The ear incident had fans apparently running from the stadium in fear. Why? Did they imagine an outbreak of ear biting taking hold? But the interesting thing about the biting was a bunch of psychologists having to assess whether Tyson was emotionally fit to fight... just how would they go about that? 'Mr Tyson, you've said you want to take your opponent's heart, liver, blood and spleen. You've also said you want to drive an opponent's nose up into his brain. Under normal circumstances this would be quite unforgivable but given that you're a heavyweight boxing champion of the world we'll let it go this time...destroy them but don't bite - it's not fair...'"

Greg, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"But you're a four-way arse! A four-way arse GOD!"
Vids is the best programme ever, quite possibly. This is the third damn time I've ranted about it on here, please don't encourage me.

DG, Tuesday, 26 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Rather pointlessly to post then, but the name escapes me: A Detroit-area dance show a la Soul Train in the early 1990s. A fellow named Touche was one of the Djs, it played "Whoop! There It Is" about a year before it broke and, much to my pleasure, "Time for the Perculator" almost every episode.

Andy? Nicole?

scott p., Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Damn! I remember Touche now that you mention him, but I have completely forgotten the name of the show --- it rocked.

Rock To the Top -- now there was a great cable access music program. Hair metal up the wazoo. And then they interviewed a bewildered Radiohead (back in 1993). I would give an arm and a leg for a tape of that now, it was hysterical.

Nicole, Thursday, 28 June 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
Scott P., I wanted to answer your comment about the Detroit- based "Soul Train". Being that I live in Detroit, and watched the show, I can tell you the name of the show is . . . "The New Dance Show".

"Whoop-There It Is!"

The host, RJ Watkins.

Surprising, it STILL comes on (in reruns of course). I don't know if you remember "The Dance Show", but that was even more GFab (GhettoFabulous) than "TNDS". But, that's Detroit: Wonderfully Tacky.

Other shows I've seen no one cares I watch(ed):

Sifl and Olly: ROCK! (It was mentioned already, but I had to add my 2 cents)

Buzzkill: Jackass' Redheaded Stepchild (Although Buzzkill was first, it never "hit" Jackass' cruelty level)

MTV Live: With MTV VJ Toby (Remember him?). They used to show this slow-motion tape of a little dog humping the CRAP out of a teddy bear, and it was the funniest thing I've ever seen.

The Critic: Comdey Central plays the reruns now, but during it's first run, I think I was the only one that kept the show on the air.

Drop the Beat: Although I live the States, due to the fact I live in Detroit, I watch CBC. It was a great Hip Hop show that never get its just desserts. *sigh* This Spring, it was cancelled.

Cleopatra 2525: I don't even want to talk about it. Ok, maybe a little--Girls kicking ASS! Girl Power, WHAT??

The Downer Channel: New show on NBC. It's my kind of comedy, and I feel, because I like it, it will be cancelled.

Maximum Exposure: Intense Real Events shown at 11pm. Who could ask for anything more?

I could add more, but now I'm beginning to believe that I have no life, and that TV has sucked the life out of what's left. *Ho-hum* :)

pv313, Saturday, 4 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i remember watching parker lewis can't lose, though i remember nothing about it.

electric company.

read all about it. a spookily brilliant tv ontario show.

sundar subramanian, Sunday, 5 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The Chimp Channel!

Kris, Sunday, 5 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Captain Noah, Philadelphia's version of Captain Kangaroo.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Sunday, 5 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Marine boy" jogs my memory.

MARK THE FISH-MAN.

Mark the Fish-Man was a live action show about a superhero, basically like Aquaman, who solved mysteries, etc. in beachy locales. His achilles heel: too much time out of the water and he dies. My enduring memory is of a malicious villain killing Mark slowly by suspending him in a cage over a swimming pool... ooh! Mean! NO ONE apart from my parents remembers this show... the Interweb feigns ignorance.... my only clues are: 1977, 8pm (my bedtime, from which I wuz deliciously exempted each time my parents thought to tell me it was on).

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

> The Chimp Channel!

That would be CNN nowadays (All Bush, All the Time).

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Monday, 6 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey Magic? It had a sort of martial arts theme, and there was a character called Pigsy and he was quite full of rage if I recall correctly. And someone else had a small stick behind their ear that would turn into a large stick for fighting with if it was breathed on. And it was chinese with english dubbed over. Please tell me if you have seen this, my boyfriend thinks I am making it up.

rainy, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

MONKEY! You remember MONKEY! This was not obscure and yr boyfriend is — excuse me for saying — deeply culturally illiterate!!

mark s, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey = number one 'not as good as I remember it from my childhood' TV show.

Andrew L, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, I am afraid he is Dumb as Box of Hammers but he's such a Handsome Guy. Please tell me more about Monkey Magic, i can only remember small weird things, Please tell me more! Tell me about the small Chinese Boy?Girl?

rainy, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm intrigued by this "Monkey Magic" show, too. I'd love to hear more about it. Never seen it, of course, but I'd love to hear about it.

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Check out my site dedicated to the old 60s kids tv show called "The Forest rangers" that no Americans seem to remember even though it was shown on their tv sets. Its a Canadian classic. http://www.geocities.com/forestrangers1965/

Clayton Self, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey Magic in US, but in UK just plain old Monkey

mark s, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nobody outside of Spain, Japan and maybe Italy seems to known Mazinger Z, the greates 70s style manga big robots kick arse show ever. And not in a silly way, loadsa people would die in this series, total Greek tragedy stuff for an 8 year old kid.

Omar, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Born from an egg on a mountain top?

Greg, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...
i am very fond of invaderzim myself. it really pisses me off that nickelodeon only shows it once a week. if any of you like invader zim i would suggest looking into the comic, johnny the homocidal maniac" by the same guy who does invader zim. i would give everyone his name, but i have no idea how to spell it.

anna, Friday, 21 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Come on you Canucks, join me in celebrating the affront to civilisation that was 'Bizarre', that was on CTV in the early 80s. I tried starting a thread about it once and got 0 replies.

dave q, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

can i just take this opportunity to say, yet again, LANCELOT LINK, SECRET-MUTHFUCKIN-CHIMP

come on...he was a monkey secret agent! he played in a monkey psyche band called LANCELOT LINK AND THE EVOLUTION REVOLUTION. I WANT THIS ALBUM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF.

ohhhhhh, lancelot, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Come on you Canucks, join me in celebrating the affront to civilisation that was 'Bizarre', that was on CTV in the early 80s. I tried starting a thread about it once and got 0 replies."

The birthplace of Super Dave Osborne, yes? "Bizarre" was on ITV over here in the mid-80s. Apart from Super Dave, I'm ashamed to say that I only remember the 'speed bumps = bra tester' sketch.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 22 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
does anyone know if "The New Dance Show" is still on in Detroit-Ann Arbor?

Thanks

al, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey is HUGE in Australia. I mean, really big.

Nobody but me ever seems to remember Metal Mickey. I miss that show.

electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 9 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Monkey is totally righteous. Being a sad indie completist I felt compelled to purchase all 39 episodes, which I don't regret at all. They are all classic. "Monkey: A Tale from China" is a theatre production based on the ancient tale of this holy pilgrimage from China to India, and that kicks ass as well, incorporating real swords, lots of FITES, banging soundtrack, dragons, demon cannibals, gods, pigs, monkeys, FITES, fish. Getting your mitts on anything remotely Monkey is a cultural MUST.

Trevor, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Lancelot Link. Secret Chimp. *faint*

Sarah, Thursday, 10 January 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

'mr. bobdobalina' by del da funky homosapien (sample from the monkees)

you can download the title sequence from ludwig here
http://tv.cream.org/themes/themes3.htm

things i vaguely remember:
nora & nellie - weird cartoon, set on an ark?
the owl service - children in wales with magical plates.
rentaghost - before it had the meekers and madam popov and that
bloody pantomime horse, i've got recollections of a quite
different kind of show, three ghosts living in a hotel and being
quite evil and scary.
oh, and kelly monteith. he had a show on bbc2?

joni, Monday, 11 August 2003 09:43 (twenty years ago) link

RJG-- thanks for the link...i've been describing that show to people for ages and they thought i was making it up. (or that it was some combo of 'kid video and master blaster' and 'jem and the holograms)

not so long ago shows that i loved:
'it's like, you know'-- chris eisenberg playing his crabby (wondeful) self, and jennifer grey playing jennifer grey. the worst part was the running gag about people kind of recognizing JG but not quite getting it until she said 'nose job.' still, a great show.

'two stupid dogs'. was on cartoon network and was so so so funny. i don't think it's on anymore, and the only other person i knew that liked it was my friend rob.

colette (a2lette), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:15 (twenty years ago) link

anyone remember the Great Space Coaster?
http://briansworld.nova.org/pix/gnu1.jpg

Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 11 August 2003 13:39 (twenty years ago) link

I'll be patron saint of the Semi Cool Animated Show here, and say that "Downtown", "Space Ghost Coast To Coast" and "Home Movies" (this last one done by the same ppl as Dr.Katz I believe) are sorely underrated.

Oh, I was big Downtown buff. Me and my flatmates used to watch it every thursday, but no one else seems to know about it. I remember me and my flatmate having discussions about how we totally related to the characters: I was like the shy bespectacled dude and she was like the not-so-social Chinese girl. That show was a million times more credible than any live-action show about "young adults".

Does anyone remember this: "Cap-tain Pla-net, he's a he-ro!" Did Captain Planet have the best eighties-style mullet or what:

http://www.turner.com/planet/static/graphics/captain.gif

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:28 (twenty years ago) link

When I was a kid I really liked this cartoon called "The Galaxy Rangers" which was prolly very ahead of its time (a bit violent with people getting killed occasionally).

I've seen The Great Space Coaster... always hated it.

I remember watching this game show all the time where kids play video games and have to score a certain amount of points in 60 seconds or something. It was on USA and no one ever knew what I was talking about, but I saw it on the Video Game Channel (or whatever) when I had digital cable. So I didn't make it up!

Aaron W (Aaron W), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

First Class in the UK had a couple of rounds where the schoolkid contestants had to play Paperboy or that old skateboarding game

stevem (blueski), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:42 (twenty years ago) link

Those sound like the most boring TV shows ever.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:43 (twenty years ago) link

I vaguely remember this show in the early 80's about gangs being crime fighters or something. I think it may have been called the Warriors or Nighthawk or something. I also think it was on Friday nights.

Chris V. (Chris V), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:48 (twenty years ago) link

Nighthawk... Wasn't that one sort of a Knight Rider ripoff, but with a motorcycle instead of a car?

Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 11 August 2003 14:58 (twenty years ago) link

ok there was this programme that was set in a morris minor garage. they had these stoopid escapades and shit. it was sort of 4.00 pm time. i think it was just called 'morris minor' or something. i am almost i was dreamt this though, becasue no one has ever been able to verify my story. i've never had a tv, so i just have hazy memories of watching it at a friends house, hence the confusion

ambrose (ambrose), Monday, 11 August 2003 15:08 (twenty years ago) link

Ambrose, you've just jogged some kind of memory in me there. Wasn't it Tony Hawks (not the skateboarding one, the one who played Moldovans at tennis and went round Ireland with a fridge) and that's where the Stutter Rap came from. Or they might have got a show on the back of the record. Or am I making my nostalgia up?

Yikes, Kelly Monteith. He was shit.
The thing on the ark was Noah and Nelly (hence the ark) - she used to knit everything, including (I think, but my mind may be playing tricks again) the smoke out of the funnel. Do arks even have funnels?

The Cops was utterly fuXoring great :)

ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 11 August 2003 18:36 (twenty years ago) link

Tuomas you're thinking of Street Hawk

stevem (blueski), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:30 (twenty years ago) link

only i watch Ed and enjoy it it seems

stevem (blueski), Monday, 11 August 2003 19:53 (twenty years ago) link

Does anyone remember this: "Cap-tain Pla-net, he's a he-ro!"

I don't think I saw more than a couple episodes of this, but I was a big fan cos I thought Capt. Planet was a turquoise Macguyver with superpowers.

Leee (Leee), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

its the NEW ZOO REVIEW comin right at YOU!
http://www.otmfan.com/graphics/lyric/NZR.jpg

chaki (chaki), Monday, 11 August 2003 20:38 (twenty years ago) link

Am I the only one who saw any episodes of "Action" ? it ran briefly on Fox a couple years back, nobody watched it, got cancelled - I caught perhaps two shows and thought it was genius, esp. Jay Mohr. Maybe it's just my puerile sense of humor or the fact that I like jerks.

I'd read that upon finding out the show was cancelled they hurriedly shot a final episode in which the lead character has a heart attack and dies. Wonder if that ever aired..

daria g (daria g), Monday, 11 August 2003 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

Action was great. I sort of understood why it was cancelled -- you could see the potential it was working up to but hadn't reached yet, and I guess they weren't patient enough -- but I wish they'd waited.

I haven't read the entirety of upthread. Anyone mention On the Air, the summer replacement sitcom Mark Frost and David Lynch did after Twin Peaks? Probably even stranger as a sitcom than Twin Peaks was as a soap opera.

Tep (ktepi), Monday, 11 August 2003 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

i'd forgotten about Action - it was weird

stevem (blueski), Monday, 11 August 2003 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

Oh! I just remembered two more, both on MTV a long time ago. One was called Pirate TV and the premise was that these pirate broadcasters stole MTV's signal. I think it was a comedy. All I remember was that there was this character who lived in the galley and when he said, "STOP YOUR YAMMERING!!!" I would crack up.

The other show was by that Alex Winters guy who was either Bill or Ted, I forget. The only sketch I remember wasn't very funny, but he played a "flying gimp."

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

Am I the only one who saw any episodes of "Action" ?

Nope. I absolutely loved that show and went so far as to burn all 13 episodes to VCD

I'd read that upon finding out the show was cancelled they hurriedly shot a final episode in which the lead character has a heart attack and dies. Wonder if that ever aired..

It was the last one aired on Fox, but there were four more episodes that Trio aired when they reran the series last year. Oh, and the lead character survived the heart attack.

Chris Barrus (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 18:03 (twenty years ago) link

More from the annals of CBC's 'East Germany' era - 'Homemade Television', a show so cheap that it once featured a televised table-hockey game

dave q, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 18:10 (twenty years ago) link

'Parker Lewis' - was that the show that was done really arty '3 O'Clock High' style?

dave q, Wednesday, 13 August 2003 18:11 (twenty years ago) link

Even better was a pilot with the actor from "Parker Lewis" called "What's Alan Watching?" It was executive produced by Eddie Murphy and he had all these cameos playing TV characters. I had it on tape and used to watch it all the time.

Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 18:15 (twenty years ago) link

The other show was by that Alex Winters guy who was either Bill or Ted, I forget.

I'm pretty sure that was called The Idiot Box, but that was the name of the course I taught on television, so I might be mixing. It was close, though (and it was Bill, yeah). That had a lot of good moments.

I kinda sorta vaguely remember the pirate thing ... almost.

Oh, my next entry: PROFIT, for the love of God. (Another one Trio's done, I know, but I've never had Trio available).

Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 13 August 2003 18:21 (twenty years ago) link

I forgot about Jossy's Giants!

Children's BBC.......

"we're called Jossy's Giant's

football's just a branch of science"

lol!

Tesla, Friday, 15 August 2003 14:17 (twenty years ago) link

re. ambrose and ailsa messages -

did you mean 'Morris Minor and the Majors' song Stutter Rap?

"well no-one's ever seen what I mean

from the age of ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-ni-nineteen..."

?


They had another release, I think it was the same band anyway, 'John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman, a weatherman,

John Kettley is a weatherman

and so is Michael Fish!

and so is Ian McKaskill!"

etc.

Tesla, Friday, 15 August 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link

Nah, that wasn't Morris Minor And The Majors, was it?

They *did* have another song, though. It went:

This is the chorus
It goes around and around, and gets into your brain
This is the chorus
And thirty seconds from now, you'll hear it again

caitlin (caitlin), Friday, 15 August 2003 14:41 (twenty years ago) link

Yes it was them! The Stutter Rap was in the charts in the UK, so it should be indicated in the usual Top 40 single releases.

I'm pretty sure the John Kettley is a Weatherman was their song too.

Never heard of the chorus one tho'. But they obviously had other releases and B sides, etc.


From what I recall they looked like a sort of spoof of The Beastie Boys and Public Enemy during that time.

Tesla, Friday, 15 August 2003 17:35 (twenty years ago) link

John Kettley song definitely not by Morris Minor - i think caitlin meant this

'John Kettley Is A Weatherman' was credited to Tribe Of Toffs - i vaguely recall them on TOTP, and the singer didn't resemble Tony Hawks at all - they sounded Scottish anyway

stevem (blueski), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

The Voyage of the Mimi: A young Ben Affleck (whom I wanted to befriend as a little girl) tools around in a working ship with his gruff grandfather.

B.Aff was in that?? We watched that in 5th-grade science class!!

jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 15 August 2003 17:58 (twenty years ago) link

Holy Shit New Zoo Review, I was addicted to that as a child, and I even had all the characters as finger puppets.

anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Friday, 15 August 2003 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

Mr Don and Mr George own this thread. Ignoring fourteen imperatives on the way.

Matt (Matt), Friday, 15 August 2003 21:46 (twenty years ago) link

"John Kettley is a Weatherman" was by A Tribe of Toffs - F**k all to do with Morris Minor & the Majors

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 16 August 2003 02:09 (twenty years ago) link

Ayrton Senna's got the voice of a tenor
Peter Snow sings very low
Mark Barano is a soprano
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

John Kettley is a weatherman
a weatherman
a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
and so is Michael Fish

Simon Parkin's always larkin
Eric Lane is the same
Jonothan Ross collects moss
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

Lester Piggot couldn't dig it
David Icke rides a bike
Richard Keys has got no knees
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

Debbie Thrower's got a lawnmower
Johnny Marr he plays guitar
David Steele lives in Keele
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

Chuck Knox has blue socks
Andy Crane has got no brain
Bernard Davy left the navy
and John Kettley, John Kettley, John Kettley
is a weatherman

John Kettley is a weatherman
a weatherman
a weatherman
John Kettley is a weatherman
and so is Michael Fish
and so is Billy Giles
and so is Ian McGaskill
so is Wincy Willis

ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 16 August 2003 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

three months pass...
early eighties BBC Scotland drama called 'Maggie': 'Maggie, so far , so far, so good', went the theme song.

james nope, Tuesday, 9 December 2003 11:45 (twenty years ago) link

I get confronted with "are you a mentalist?"-type stares when mentioning are Kinvig (strange sub-Doctor Who bollocks starring Maxine's mum off Coronation Street)
-- ailsa August 10th, 2003 3:35 PM. (ailsa)

Big shout out back in time to ailsa -- there is a listing on TV Cream so we're not hallucinating. It bugs me that nobody remembers this - it was Nigel Kneale (Quatermass fella) attempting what felt like a sitcom and it had Rula Lenska in it too.

Jaunty Alan (Alan), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 11:51 (twenty years ago) link

I too had a tape of "What's Alan Watching" and thought it was the shit. Don't remember much about it now. Eddie Murphy did some James Brown impersonations.

I loved:
The Mighty Orbots (cartoon. I knew it was silly, but I liked it. And the way the robot team ran when they were heading for action was funny and I would mimic it to entertain myself)

Clyde the Frog (bizarre frog marionette with a strange woman's voice. public television. often on around midday when i was home sick from school. clyde would always fuck up and use the opposite of good judgment and by doing so would teach the kids a lesson. Like he'd get cocky and decide not to use hand signals while riding his bike and end up being mangled by a car. It all looked so strange. wish i had a tape.

andrew m. (andrewmorgan), Tuesday, 9 December 2003 17:40 (twenty years ago) link

eight years pass...

Fans of Action should check out the Illeana Douglas episode of Jay Mohr's podcast where they tell all the inside stories about the show and how messed up things were behind the scenes.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 21 September 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

omg was Crooooooooow our first sock puppet - and none other than Ned Raggett at that?!

free-range chicken pox (Matt P), Friday, 21 September 2012 02:50 (eleven years ago) link

a sock puppet is not a person who posts regular things without any false persona under a handle taken from the name of a famous puppet

some dude, Friday, 21 September 2012 02:59 (eleven years ago) link

I can totally believe that this thread has no mention of RUBICON on it. still sad that AMC cancelled it after one season

El Tomboto, Friday, 21 September 2012 03:01 (eleven years ago) link

tbf this thread has only had like 5 posts since Rubicon aired

some dude, Friday, 21 September 2012 03:15 (eleven years ago) link

well RUBICON

El Tomboto, Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:58 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

Really happy to discover that the complete run of both Pasadena (Mike White's dark soap opera loosely based on the LA Times Chandler family) and East Side West Side (1963 gritty drama with George C. Scott as a social worker) are up on YouTube.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 26 September 2016 06:55 (seven years ago) link

Psi Factor. It's the Canadian X Files. It's hosted by an Ackroyd, and it's got the bloke from Max Headroom in it. And no one except me has ever seen it!
― masonic boom, Saturday, June 23, 2001 5:00 PM (fifteen years ago)

i used to make the radio promo spots for this show

sarahell, Monday, 26 September 2016 17:38 (seven years ago) link

i didn't think Pasadena was that great when it was on. i might have been wrong though.

scott seward, Monday, 26 September 2016 17:43 (seven years ago) link

just makes me wish they'd put China Beach on Hulu or Netflix.

scott seward, Monday, 26 September 2016 17:44 (seven years ago) link

four years pass...

idk about brilliant but INTERBANG‽ def made an impression growing up & ive never heard anyone else mention it

The 💨 that shook the barlow (wins), Sunday, 27 June 2021 18:03 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

I remember 'The Ugliest Girl in Town.' I remember thinking he was cuter than Marlo Thomas. I also remember 'T.H.E Cat' at least I think that was the name of it. It was like 'It Takes A Thief' meets 'Man From Uncle.' Some former cat burglar all dressed in black using a grappling hook and rope to fight crime and uncover espionage. Always jumping from rooftops and such. Another fave was 'My World and Welcome To It' based on James Thurber. I think the star was the same guy that kamakazied a Federation shuttle craft into a giant ice cream cone that ate planets on Star Trek.

This post otm. Found it whilst thinking about starting a thread about It Takes a Thief, which I still may do.

Think Fast, Mr. Mojo Risin’ (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 13 March 2023 10:52 (one year ago) link


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