There's a Strokes fanfic quiz?

Why won't it WORK, dammit?!??!?!

Oh, but "slash" is so obviously one of the cliches you can fall into. From my answer pattern, I just know I'm going to get some kind of "hardcore drinking with Julian" one. Sigh...

Did I call it or what?

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Which Strokes Fanfiction Cliché Are You?

You are Julian's Drinking Problem!

You drink way too much, man. You're always drunk, and probably sleep with a bottle next to your pillow so you can drink through osmosis while sleeping. Maybe the rest of the band is on your back about it, or maybe they've just accepted it as the way things are. Either way, your liver is going to be on the endangered species list soon.

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Which Strokes Fanfiction Cliché Are You?


You are Mutual Unrequited Love!

You're a girl in love with a Stroke, which is a problem because he thinks you're just one of the boys. You've become a shadow of your former self as you go through your days longing for him. But little do you realize that the object of your affection/desire/lust feels the same way, and is tearing himself up inside over you. So go ahead, make a move, just don't be surprised when you find out he returns the feeling!

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Which Strokes Fanfiction Cliché Are You?


You are Running Into A Stroke Your First Day In New York City!

You're from Small Town USA, or maybe the United Kingdom. You've moved for school, or to visit some friends or family, or are just away on vacation, but it's your first day in New York City and guess what? You've just bumped into a Stroke on the street or in a club, and he's offered to show you around the city even though you made an ass of yourself. He then takes you back to his apartment to meet the rest of the band. You lucky girl.

I think I got this cuz I had to choose things that didn't have to do with hanging out with boys. I don't even do drugs any more!

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Which Strokes Fanfiction Cliché Are You?


You are Nick's drug habit!

Your nose is probably dripping right now from the cocaine you just snorted, or maybe you're seeing some crazy shit from the acid. You might be having some crazy mood swings tomorrow when you come down, but you'll worry about that later. Or maybe you won't, maybe you'll just take something else. You always seem to be stoned, high, wasted or tripping out, but you're young so it's okay. Live it up a little.

Why has no one except my buddy Jem got the slash one yet? I wanna see what the photo for that is...

Here ya go Kate:
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Which Strokes Fanfiction Cliché Are You?


You are In Love With Your Best Friend!

You're a Stroke, and you happen to be madly in love with another Stroke. He might know it and he might not, but it eats away at your heart and you'd give anything to be with him. All you can think about is how much you want him, and it's starting to interfere with your day-to-day life. Maybe a little homoerotica is in order...

For the record, I had to take it twice to get this result.

Aaahhhhh... these are all the BEST pictures EVAH!

I took the test twice, but the second time I got "You are Nick's drug problem" but the answers weren't as accurate... I don't even DO drugs.

You know, it doesn't actually matter what the band is, these are just the archetypical threads of all band fan fiction EVER.