Danny Baker: Classic or Dud

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tbh I'd probably get at least 3/4 of them wrong.

calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

I also saw 'Condorman' at the cinema. Cool car, shit movie, fascist imagery...
https://i.makeagif.com/media/10-23-2015/Zk77yG.gif

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:39 (four years ago) link

Also, finally, here's an animated GIF that adequately sums up Brexit:
https://66.media.tumblr.com/ec1ff9d0f7d685c322e766b78b69104a/tumblr_obhystHyC51sqf5tdo1_400.gif

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Vywcjyt0Y&t=1s

9/11 truther and bloke who has written a self-published book about an alternate reality where Hitler died in WW1 and the US launched multiple nuclear weapons at China - saying it was karma that got Baker sacked because of the disgraceful way he treated Gazza.

calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3Vywcjyt0Y

calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link

don't do drugs, kids

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

what happens to moaty in this alternative timeline

mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

him and Lord Gascoigne crack the secrets of cold fusion between them.

calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

spoilers: the secret ingredient is some fog on the Tyne.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 11 May 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

reminds me that danny baker guests with kenny lynch, lulu's brother and that bloke from spooky tooth on this gazza album >>>

https://http2.mlstatic.com/lp-gazza-and-friends-lets-have-a-party-D_NQ_NP_734705-MLM25073698268_092016-F.jpg

Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

shame that danny’s gone and ruined that album for me now tbh

Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

the day you walked into a barbers and was greeted by an unsteady looking old man propped up by a walking stick and keenly showing his manual hand clippers. "Do you want a Paul Gascoigne short back and sides lad?". Thats wot brexit wants to bring back!

calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

the spooky tooth guy dying in 1979 is the best thing abt it tbh

mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

cool kids never had the tyne

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link

Yes, it's Son of Spooky Tooth guy, not Spooky Tooth guy. Also can you be called Spooky Tooth guy when you only appeared on one Spooky Tooth album and it's not what you're best known for anyway?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:14 (four years ago) link

yes

mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link

it's canon

mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:16 (four years ago) link

Having trouble finding out why Spooky Tooth were called Spooky Tooth.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link

named after the band's favourite DJ and body part

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:18 (four years ago) link

at least it wasn't an acci-dental death.

calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

calz moving in hard on this vacant colin hunt role

mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link

:p

calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link

That Gazza album only has the man himself on three tracks! Gazza, not Danny Baker. Wot a ripoff. Wot a low moment in Gilbert O'Sullivan's career too.

Zeuhl Idol (Matt #2), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

I bet Danny Baker knows why Spooky Tooth are called Spooky Tooth.

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:44 (four years ago) link

now we'll never find out

mark s, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:47 (four years ago) link

imagine if you started getting flashbacks to the Terry Wogan interview, whilst getting interviewed by Danny Baker ...

calzino, Saturday, 11 May 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link

And faster than you can say "gor blimey gov'ner luv a duck" he's back in front of adoring crowds.

BBC News - Danny Baker: Standing ovation at first show since Twitter storm
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-48249637

Also "Twitter storm"?

Ned Trifle X, Monday, 13 May 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link

this is all really tasteful

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:14 (four years ago) link

Damn he was supposed to go away for good what happened

xyzzzz__, Monday, 13 May 2019 09:21 (four years ago) link

white people have finally forgiven him

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:23 (four years ago) link

He's just performing in front of crowds in his normal manner, he's not milking it.

calzino, Monday, 13 May 2019 09:33 (four years ago) link

no he should fuck himself off a cliff nothing else will atone

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:51 (four years ago) link

sometimes - and i'm just throwing this out there - a period of seemly staying out of the public eye might be in order

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:53 (four years ago) link

he is calm and posting as he always does iirc

perfect

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link

Lol. That's the one.

calzino, Monday, 13 May 2019 09:56 (four years ago) link

nothing about danny baker is about seemliness or not being in the public eye, in particular his job

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2019 09:57 (four years ago) link

Well yeah hence fuck him

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 May 2019 10:15 (four years ago) link

If was a bit more up for a short period of sweet obscurity he would be a coupla percent less a nauseating cunt for a day, at least.

calzino, Monday, 13 May 2019 10:23 (four years ago) link

fair

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Monday, 13 May 2019 10:25 (four years ago) link

Biography is on Kindle daily deal today. #1 bestseller in autobiographies apparently.

koogs, Monday, 20 May 2019 09:32 (four years ago) link

His podcast with Gary Lineker stopped without any announcement.

Lineker has kept schtum on twitter about the whole thing - dunno if he's dropped Baker or they're just letting the dust settle.

Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Tuesday, 21 May 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link


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