Books You Had To Read At School

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I have been put off actually finishing Clockwork Orange for evah due to hamfisted treatment of it by teacher at school (including boasting that he had a bootleg video and then not showing us it). Did your education turn you off as many lit'ry greats as it turned you onto?

Tom, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Moms an english teacher. Learnt the system inside out, uswed it to my advantage ( ie reading for pleasure)

anthony, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

i regret to say education neither turned me on or off anything. i didn't receive a poor education, but i wish i had been more engaged by it at the time.

gareth, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We had a somewhat 'progressive' system where I went to school. PC before its time, basically. Rather than the DWMs we were forcefed caring-sharing pinko shit like "Jane's Mom Is a Supreme Court Judge who Uses a Vibrator because Daddy is Obsolete", etc.

dave q, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My English teacher was sound. It was only last year I left school so I can say this without rose tinted glasses. He's very humorous and mocked people all the time, but since I was/am good at English I escaped. I used to bring him an apple........no not really. He offered to edit any freelance journalism work I do, which is good because he's very critical, I have yet to take him up on this offer though.

Ronan, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Unsurprisingly English boarding school was relatively pinko-free, at least in the political sense. Most of it was good well-meaning liberal stuff about the Horror Of War etc.

The books I enjoyed most were Anna Karenin (which I wuvved b/c it was high class Mills and Boon and therefore acceptable for Boy Reading) and Bleak House. Also The Castle Of Otranto with terrific opening involving man being crushed by spontaneously-appearing giant black helmet. Worst was Frankenstein.

Tom, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The only book I remember reading at school was Lord Of the Flies which I thought was an excellent book at the time and I still read Golding books as a consequence. Freefall is a great book. I was always a fussy reader though so didn't even read the other books on my syllabus which lead to failure in my O level. There's only so many things you can say about Simon and Piggy when writing an essay about Pilgrim's Progress.

Martin, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I actually read (and usually enjoyed) all of my assigned school reading, esp. anything Russian and Thomas Hardy. The one exception was "A Separate Peace"--I felt so justifed when Lisa Simpson mocked it as well.

matthew, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mu bug bears were Sense and Sensibility and The Color Purple. Color Purple studied both for GCSE and A-Level. Ack.

Sarah, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh God, where to start?

Far From The Madding Crowd: I will no longer read any Hardy as this dull dull dull.

King Lear: We got told to read it in the xmas holidays of the L6, of course no one bothered (or at least to read it properly properly and not just flicking through), spent two weeks on it all over the place and were expected to write essays on it. Bugger me!

Women In Love: Two weeks to read what must be the densest and dullest book ever written (it has no plot. at all. it's turgid, pretentious garbage.) Then write a coursework essay on it which with my pace of reading I had approx. 2 days to do (worse because I couldn't remember much about the piece of shite I was meant to be writing about).

Enjoyed A Room With A View though...

Bill, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I can only remember reading one book and that was a book of twentieth century short stories, one of which was a DH Lawrence story (sunflowers???), and one was called the Machine stopped, vaguely sci- fi and not a bad story but I found it boring. School didn't inspire me to read at all, I had to do that myself and find books that people I liked or admired read and then went from there.

cabbage, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

re pinko alert: I did Kipling for o-level!! Who actually I rilly rate to this day, despite obv problems. Had to write a special project essay on a book ov my choice = THE WORM OUROBOROS and the follow-up trilogy by E.R.Eddison.

When I arrived at Shrewsbury, english teach asked us to list all books we cd remember writing. An hour later mark s is still writing, all other pens now still (actually this = not quite true, a coupla others were major bworms also). Then begins struggle: he to convert me to grown-up reading, mt to prove to him that kidZoR lit = bettah. He loved A.Garner's Red Shift, which he had not heard of. He tried me on THE CRUEL SEA. Meh. Cept for a scene where a floating ring of skeletons in life-jackets is discovered c, all still holding hands. And the public schooly nerd who has first evere sex w.pro before goes to sea, gets instant gonorrhea, tells no one, and when ship is torpedoed, prefers to lket himself drown, as freeezing water eases the itching and death the shame. Yes yes but where are the galactic fleetz, magic portals or MOOMINS!

mark s, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The Machine Stopped = EMForster. The robot wormz who maintain society penetrate her throat, yes thankyu EM can you say the phrase TRANSPARENT FREUDIAN METAPHOR pleeze?

mark s, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The worst book I ever had the misfortune to read in school was Brian Keenans An Evil Cradling. It's about the guy who was taken hostage in Lebanon. I felt sorry for him before I read the book, and during it, but what a self important man he is. I really hated the book greatly. Any of the Irish people who have studied Irish will also know of boring literature intimately, I still got an A though.......

Ronan, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had the sort of English teacher that you don't realise is great until you're in 5th year and you get his respect (i had him 3rd/4th/5th yr). He was American and had a special cupboard with lots of books in that he had chosen from the library. We could choose whatever books we liked and then write reports on them.

Wish I appreciated this at the time. Don't think I understood much of what i read although it did mean that i went back after i left school and reread them. Most notably Flann O'Brien The Third Policeman which is a wonderful and deeply strange book. Also Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance by Robert Pirsig which ruffled my hair as it went over my head. So I was turned on to things rather than turned off.

Once though, tried to get a book out of the library and was told couldn't get a particular book out because it had the wrong coloured sticker on it and was therefore too advanced for me. What a great librarian she was.

MarkS, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've only had to read boring unpleasant books up to now, or books that were not boring until the teacher tackled them. There was one horrible year of essay after essay on Lord of the Flies, Animal Farm, Lord of the Flies compared to Animal Farm, Lord of the Flies compared to this short story....blah.

This summer I had to read Ragtime and write a paper for it before going back to school. Since the teacher hasn't had a chance to ruin it yet and it's a good book really, I enjoyed it.

Lyra, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, I liked my creative writing teacher who just took us to the library once a week and let us do whatever we wanted. That was great.

Lyra, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I still to this day can not stand Hemmingway after being forced to look for symbolism in Old Man & The Sea, same for Conrad after suffering through Lord Jim.

Though I'll never forget my english prof who giggled endlessly while reading passages from Shakespear. He had to stop and catch his breath he would start laughing too hard for an 70 year old. My section got his only ever treatment of a post modern novel, which was amusing in its disection.

zacko, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We had to read six Gore Vidal novels for our AP US History class in 11th grade. Ugh. Now I like his essays and autobiographical works, but I'm sure most of my classmates have been put off him.

rosemary, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I keep putting off rereading Animal Farm, probably ruined at the time by the fact that while I could tell that it was v. allegorical, nobody actually bothered to explain Russian history at any point. Also, reading Margaret Atwood's "Surfacing" = the moment when I first realized that not all negative reactions against certain feminist dogma fueled entirely by misogyny.

Dave M., Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

All the books I was forced to read in high school were books I had already read, so I had already had opinions on it. The only one that got changed through school was probably Shakespeare - I went from having no opinion (besides my love of Hamlet and my hatred of Romeo and Juliet) to fighting the good fight for the eradication of the Shakespeare as god myth, but I don't blame my teachers for that. I blame poncy wannabe theatre goths who just sat around in the dark and cried and talked about Shakespeare characters as if they were people they knew from Social Studies.

Ally, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Most tedious bks I had to read at school - a toss-up between 'A Town Like Alice' by Nevil Shute (now there's a middlebrow 'classic' which must have dropped off the syllabus years ago) or 'Return of the Native' by Thomas Hardy. Book I enjoyed most - 'To Kill A Mockingbird' by Harper Lee, which seemed daringly modern compared to most of the stuff we were force-fed.

Andrew L, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I wuvved doing Hardy at School, though could well be the source of much of my anti-countryside prejudice. Austen I couldn't abide and we did far too much depressing John Steinbeck to be altogether good for us.

Pete, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We had to read Child in Time by Ian McEwan. What a boring piece o'shite! Looking back lately I have been wondering why couldn't they make English classes more interesting, you know turn us on to Ballard, just something not boring!

Omar, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hardy was an eye opener for me. I'd previously discounted all pre 1950 lit as not worth bothering with, how wrong I was.

Ed, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Child in Time still on the syllabus = instant disgust from another eng lit class that had to read it! hahaha!!!

Bill, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

To Mark S -- an E. R. Eddison fan? Sir, we must talk, I thought I was alone. ;-)

My tenth grade teacher put me on an independent study project so I unsurprisingly wrote this big ol' thing about Tolkien. My eleventh grade teacher did something similar but assigned the reading -- _Gravity's Rainbow_. Now them's a way to get your head scrambled in the late Reagan daze. 12th grade English was an odd year, but I did end up reading _Death of a Salesman_. Lame. Willy Loman = unsympathetic twit. Beyond that, I forget what the hell we read.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

nope never heard of him, you must be thinking of mark s not MarkS

MarkS, Tuesday, 28 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I think the only book we ever had to read at school was Catcher in the Rye. Reading just wasn't the done thing at my old school. I hate my old school, I despise it infact.

jel, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh God...it came back to me...a boring book about a kid's dad who was obsessed with Buddy Holly, and was played by that guy from the Who in a movie!

jel, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It certainly didn't turn me off them. It didn't turn me on as much as I would have liked cos I didn't really read books then. I still find reading quite difficult, at least over the length of a whole book.

One book it did turn me on to: Orwell's COMING UP FOR AIR.

the pinefox, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's flooding back! Once we were allowed to read a book of our choice, so I opted for Batman: The Dark Knight Returns. Frank Miller is a good writer. Though, in hindsight I wish I'd gotten in to reading 'proper' books sooner. I was rebelling against my dad, because he's read so many...and you can never compete.

jel, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I've tried to forget wot books I did at school, cos there's no more efficient way to kill a text than to study it at secondary school. Degree level might be different, I don't know, I'm to thick to go to uni.

DG, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jel - try this on your Dad...read some books HE claims to have read and quiz him on them. Just because people claim to have read everything, doesn't mean they really have! They're just betting that most people are too lazy or busy to actually read a load of books, which 99% of the time is a no-brainer, but I managed to 'sting' my Dad on this. Heh!

dave q, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

It's good to read dull books at school. They don't get a chance to spoil anything good.

Lyra, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I only did English Lit up to GCSE being a stereotypical science and maths geek but if we'd done The Third Policeman and Coming Up For Air I might well have carried on further.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pinefox: Coming up for air is indeed grate! Have you read Keep The Aspidistra Flying? 'tis also a top class story m'lud...

Bill, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Once again, i've only just had a gander at this thread. i don't usully look at the interweb unless i'm a bit pissed or at a loose end (the fomer is applicable in this case)

BUT i firmly believe it's all to do with the type of book you read. for example, Hardy = utter turn off at GCSE level. and consequently, utter turn off at most other levels as well. but i was given the chance to discover Keats for myself at the age of 16, which has proved to be a major influence on just about everything i've ever read since, from Chaucer to David Foster Wallace. and Shakespeare, whho is probably both unfashionable and english-grad-geeky to boot, but whose work i just fucking love. Much Ado About Nothing and Hamlet are just brilliant, and i studied those from i guess the ages of 13- 15. maybe i just had a teacher who clearly loved literature as well. the only drawback is, i don't think i'm really good at anything apart from criticism of classic, or "modern classic" (god how i hate that term) literature. i am certainly unemployable for that very reason.

having Arts rather than Sciences as your speciality suXor.

katie, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

'Kes'.

And Hardy is God.

DavidM, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

having Arts rather than Sciences as your speciality suXor

I'm not sure that this makes much difference. I've never seriously studied anything post 16 which isn't maths or science and the only things I'm really any good at are odd bits of particle physics, functional programming and the Hoare and Morgan calculuses. There are no jobs outside academia in these fields. I've looked, believe me, and they just don't exist.

Richard Tunnicliffe, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I am bothered by this "they study Arts = they are unemployed" stuff. I want a real job one day. Can't we disprove this using SCIENCE? Like we did with the Smashing Pumpkins?

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Coming Up For Air? That's the one where he takes a bath in the beginning and goes back to an old neighborhood, isn't it? Yeah, that is good. And Keep the Aspidistra Flying, esp. for the scene in the expensive restaurant. The ending to that one and to Billy Liar seem particularly British to me.

Similar experience with The Old Man and the Sea. Also, getting into groups to discuss the symbolism in the title Lord of the Flies. My 9th grade English teacher was also the cheerleading 'coach'. Old Man and the Sea was with a different teacher though; secondary(?) role - administrator/counselor.

youn, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I will never read Dickens because of how badly I hated Great Expectation. On the other hand, I was turned on to Brave New World in 7th grade, and for my final project tried to construct a post apocalyptic journal of sorts. It mostly consisted of me writing some melodramatic drivel and then burning the sides of the notebook pages. I am still not sure what it had to do with the book but I got to play with matches so I was happy.

bnw, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I hate hemmingway because of my mother

anthony, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Best things I remember reading in high school: East of Eden, The Moonstone, "The Wasteland", The Great Gatsby, "Hamlet", "King Lear"

Worst: Dune, 1984, The Catcher in the Rye

Kris, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Gatsby, fantastic (also F Scott = contemporary of my Commodore Hotel- drinking grandparents). Teacher of 11th grade English sucked so hard, though, that other faculty told me which tranquilisers she was taking and just waited for chaos to ensue. Loved doing the Odyssey, Brave New World (dystopias = YAY), Camus, Kafka, etc.

Woolf done zero justice by closet-dyke AP English teacher. And have HATED Hemingway to this very day.

suzy, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Woolf would be ruined by any closest dyke.
My mother did her thesis on Fitzgerald
I learnt to love Othello in high school but learnt to hate and destroy Steinback

anthony, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have to give some allowance to Steinbeck, since my dad's from the Monterey area (Carmel, though -- a *much* different place than Salinas, let me assure you) and he's the local legend. Though unsurprisingly all the big growing families and companies hate him -- still, they set up a very nice museum in the heart of Salinas. However, given his own unease with that kind of adulation (I refer you to _Travels with Charley_ when he swings by the area), I figure he'd hate the place.

Any particular reason you're not a Steinbeck fan, Anthony? He's actually not a total favorite of mine either, but I don't loathe him.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Same kind of reasons i hate Lewis. The symbolism is pointed out by neon sinage as big as the vegas strip. As well i think alot of his writing is forced . He tries to be a economic prose stylist but fails. He awkardly shoehorns psuedo marxism everywhere.

These are just my opinons , i may be incorrect.

anthony, Wednesday, 29 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh yeah, Steinbeck is a total hack. But it's entertaining to me.

Kris, Thursday, 30 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Grade 7
Where the Red Fern Grows
Locked in Time

Grade 8
Shadow in Hawthorn Bay
Anne of Green Gables
Anne Frank Remembered

Grade 9
The Wild Children
A Midsummer Night's Dream

Grade 10
A Doll's House
The Chrysalids
Romeo and Juliet

Grade 11
The Glass Menagerie
Brave New World
Macbeth

Grade 12
Death of a Salesman
Wuthering Heights
Hamlet

MarkoP, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 21:19 (one year ago)

"novel boarding school boy dies" tells me that in sophomore English we read A Separate Peace

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 26 February 2025 21:23 (one year ago)

Grade 7
Where the Red Fern Grows
Locked in Time

We did Red Fern in grade 5 in my school (Alberta), I think

Locked in Time, though - I've been trying to remember the name of this stupid book for ages, also read in grade 7 - kept trying to look up 'lost' instead of locked and getting no relevant results. Thanks for this!

salsa shark, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 22:13 (one year ago)

Definitely Johnny Tremain in 8th grade

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 22:18 (one year ago)

I can't remember if we read Where The Red Fern Grows for school or if I traumatized myself.

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 26 February 2025 22:37 (one year ago)

We read a lot of short stories in junior high and high school, most of which I don't remember now

Grade 5
Marty Hollitt and the Amazing Game Machine
Where the Red Fern Grows

Grade 6
The Giver

Grade 7
Locked in Time

Grade 8
The Diary of Anne Frank

Grade 9
The Outsiders
A Midsummer Night's Dream

Grade 10
Macbeth
Lord of the Flies
Flowers for Algernon (short story)
The Cask of Amontillado

Grade 11
Hamlet
Pride and Prejudice (which I did not actually read, because we also watched the film in class and I was not enjoying the book)
Canterbury Tales
The Pigman

Grade 12
King Lear
The Odyssey
Beowulf

salsa shark, Wednesday, 26 February 2025 23:11 (one year ago)

memories getting triggered -

7th grade - The Diary of Anne Frank, memorable because an evangelical named Travis threw an absolute fit about having to read it because there's like one sentence about same-sex attraction?

8th grade - Flowers For Algernon + '60s movie adaptation

Senior year - parts of Canterbury Tales, Paradise Lost + a week on 17th century poetry

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 26 February 2025 23:18 (one year ago)

At my school, every year we read a Shakespeare, a compulsory novel, and then a novel one could pick (from a list of approved choices).

I don't remember which Shakespeares were assigned (def Night's Dream, R&J and Macbeth). Iirc the five novels were Catcher, LotF, Gatsby and Mockingbird-- and "A Druid's Tune", because head of our English department was a big fantasy nut. One of the possible elective novels was "Eye Of The World" (lol), but I'm grateful to her for introducing me to "Canticle For Leibowitz", which remains a formative novel for me

for fans of: |redacted|, |redacted|, (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, 26 February 2025 23:36 (one year ago)

I did a book report for Watership Down in 8th grade and called it the best novel ever written lol

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 27 February 2025 00:03 (one year ago)

speaking of which, I kinda remember Animal Farm being assigned but I can't remember what year, maybe in high school

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 27 February 2025 00:05 (one year ago)

Incredible memory skills here. I remember reading Wuthering Heights and our cute assistant teacher brought in the Kate Bush song on a cassette one day and played it on a boom box, writing the lyrics out on the board, to much stifled amusement. However I, and perhaps, as I liked to think, I alone appreciated what she had done for the class, and I hoped that she would take notice of this fact, and bestow a glance on me, because any token of her gratitude, no matter how trivial, seemed to be quite important to me then

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 February 2025 00:10 (one year ago)

year 7
Fire In The Stone
Bridge to Terabithia?
Romeo & Juliet?

year 8
Sun on the Stubble
Macbeth

Year 9
Displaced Person*
Julius Caesar
The Outsiders

Year 10
The Chosen

Year 11
The Great Gatsby

Year 12
Jane Eyre

*Displaced Person was a terrible novel by a local author from our town, about a teenage boy who is ignored & “disappears” into a limbo state. SO BAD
That year they decided to do away w To Kill A Mockingbird in favor of local authors. We all hated it, our teacher hated it, so our classes on it were spent discussing at length why it was so stupid

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2025 01:15 (one year ago)

i know we read way more but those were the ones i remember

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 February 2025 01:16 (one year ago)

6th grade was my one year in Jesus school - I remember one book involving a Jewish boy rebelling against the Romans, it was either simultaneous to the Jesus story or a Maccabees story? and also one about a boy whose plane crashes in the Canadian wilderness and he has to survive alone for a year until he's rescued.

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 27 February 2025 01:31 (one year ago)

3rd grade - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homer_Price

papal hotwife (milo z), Thursday, 27 February 2025 01:33 (one year ago)

God I fuckin love Homer Price

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 February 2025 11:13 (one year ago)

the Franz Kafka of Winesburg, Ohio

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 February 2025 11:15 (one year ago)

Aged 12-15

Animal Farm
Merchant Of Venice
Lord Of The Flies
To Kill A Mockingbird

15-18

The Chocolate War
Hamlet
Catcher In The Rye
An Evil Cradling (?!?)
Juno And The Paycock

Poetry 12-18 (can't remember all of this but certain of these)

Seamus Heaney
Philip Larkin
Eavan Boland
Emily Dickinson
Elizabeth Bishop
Patrick Kavanagh
Yeats
Wilfred Owen
Siegfried Sassoon
Virgil/Catullus/Ovid, lol Latin

LocalGarda, Thursday, 27 February 2025 11:33 (one year ago)

Othello, Romeo & Juliet, Far From The Madding Crowd, Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry, The Crucible, Lysistrata

the wedding preset (dog latin), Thursday, 27 February 2025 11:44 (one year ago)

Secondary:

Jamaica Inn
I Am David
(then NOTHING as was not entered into English Lit GCSE, fucking shit school)

Taking English Lit GCSE at 6th Form:

Of Mice & Men
Collected Maupassant short stories
Also there was an anthology with a load of different things, think it was set by the exam board.

A-level English Lit (looking back these were some odd choices)

Thomas Hardy Poems
William Golding - The Spire
Joseph Conrad - The N*gger of the "Narcissus"
Peter Shaffer - Equus
Shakespeare - The Tempest
Shakespeare - The Taming of The Shrew

Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 27 February 2025 11:50 (one year ago)

I can't remember with nearly the precision of many of you, but lots here is familiar - Animal Farm, Lord of the Flies, The Outsiders, Macbeth (the only Shakespeare we read?), To Kill a Mockingbird, The Machine Gunners. I also remember The Crucible, and Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry. An odd one was Willy Russell's Our Day Out. An even odder one was Frankenstein but as a play rather than a novel.

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 27 February 2025 11:52 (one year ago)

Our Day Out was unmemorable apart from reading it aloud giving us the unprecedented thrill of one classmate getting to say 'dickhead'.

lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 27 February 2025 11:58 (one year ago)

some of the choices are mystifying. why tf would you make a load of 13-year-olds do merchant of venice instead of something like macbeth?

we did of mice and men also, aged about 13, i'd forgotten about that.

for some reason i now remember when we did lord of the flies, our usual english teacher was off sick for a while, and this substitute teacher came in, a very stern very british man in his seventies, grey hair, black-rimmed spectacles, ww2 accent, just felt unbelievably on the nose for him reading lord of the flies aloud in class. we christened him 'cecil'.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 27 February 2025 11:59 (one year ago)

i can still hear him saying 'i've got the conch' in a sort of 10% effort at acting the role of a petulant 1940s british child

LocalGarda, Thursday, 27 February 2025 12:00 (one year ago)

Oh wow, yes: Roll of Thunder, Hear Mr Cry. Had totally forgotten about that. Did that around 12/13. Only book we did by someone who wasn't white I think

Alba, Thursday, 27 February 2025 12:01 (one year ago)

i think my brother did that, the name definitely brought me back to seeing it around the house.

p cool that maupassant short stories were on the syllabus for 6th form in the uk. i still find it infuriating/weird that for my final irish school exams we did an autobiographical novel by brian keenan rather than a piece of fiction. feels heinous, in ireland, or anywhere.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 27 February 2025 12:05 (one year ago)

Me not Mr lol

Alba, Thursday, 27 February 2025 12:05 (one year ago)

My not Me, Jesus I'm tired

Alba, Thursday, 27 February 2025 12:06 (one year ago)

I can try for placement in school grades.

5th grade
Animal Farm

6th grade:
A Door in the Wall

7th
Johnny Tremaine

8th
Courtship of Miles Standish

9th
Julius Caesar
The Prince
Gilgamesh

10th
Billy Budd
Dickinson
Poe, I think
Emerson
Transcendentalism, Imagism

11th
The Sun Also Rises
The Awakening
The Turn of the Screw
Whitman?
Plath

12th was Existentialism-heavy
A Portrait of the Artist
Anna Karenina
The Stranger
Waiting for Godot
Gertrude Stein?

After that I was in college majoring in English, so read everything I had missed the first time.

Hence my confusion at my children's school where you get to 17 and the first book is Frankenstein.

at your swervice (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 February 2025 12:23 (one year ago)

For my A Level they made me read Joseph Andrews and A Portrait of the Artist and I'm so glad they did

Zurich is Starmed (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 February 2025 12:57 (one year ago)

I don't really remember having to read that many compared to other people.

secondary school -
1st year - ??? maybe nothing ???
2nd year - Cider With Rosie
3rd year - Z For Zachariah, The Chrysalids
4th year - An Inspector Calls
5th year - Of Mice And Men, Hamlet

have no memory of anything else. although I had the "good" English teacher in the 3rd year which might explain the 2 books in a year, and the shit English teacher that quit/got fired after 2 years for 4th/5th year, she couldn't control the class at all so it was pretty much chaos

Colonel Poo, Thursday, 27 February 2025 13:03 (one year ago)

O Level I remember There Is a Happy Land that was formative too I guess

Zurich is Starmed (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 February 2025 13:04 (one year ago)

I fell out with an English teacher for dissing Cider, she was right and I was a dick

Zurich is Starmed (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 February 2025 13:05 (one year ago)

the Maupassant short stories were specially picked by my GCSE English Lit teacher, an old lady with some of the most wildly progressive ideas about education I've ever seen. Everything she picked for us was about sex, drugs & death, especially the Maupassant, she made sure to focus especially on the later syphilitic fever dream stories, not on The Necklace or w/e. Such a contrast to my experience at secondary school.

Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 27 February 2025 13:09 (one year ago)

I think I did all of these in high school English.

Shakespeares: Twelfth Night, Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, Macbeth, Hamlet
Novels, etc.: The Catcher in the Rye, Animal Farm, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Stone Angel, Lord of the Flies, 1984, Death of a Salesman, The Great Gatsby, Fifth Business
OAC (5th year) independent study: Sartre's Nausea, Camus's The Outsider

I don't remember a single thing I read (or didn't read) in French class.

jmm, Thursday, 27 February 2025 13:16 (one year ago)

It's only hit me in recent years how dumb it is that my Portuguese lit curriculum in high school included zero Brazilian authors and zero authors from the former colonies. Even the culturally chauvinistic UK includes other anglo authors. I hope they've changed that back home.

We did Look Back In Anger in English class and a Christiane Rochefort book I've never heard mentioned anywhere else ever for French.

a ZX spectrum is haunting Europe (Daniel_Rf), Thursday, 27 February 2025 13:47 (one year ago)

For my A Level they made me read Joseph Andrews and A Portrait of the Artist and I'm so glad they did

my school is the school in portrait of an artist but we still didn't find a place for it in the six years i spent there.

LocalGarda, Thursday, 27 February 2025 14:03 (one year ago)

LG did you ever break your glasses y/n

at your swervice (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 February 2025 14:05 (one year ago)

never had any!

LocalGarda, Thursday, 27 February 2025 14:06 (one year ago)

@ jmm thank you for reminded me that I also read Fifth Business in hs. Garp, too!

for fans of: |redacted|, |redacted|, (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, 27 February 2025 14:11 (one year ago)

I wrote an essay on tragicomedy in Garp for my A-level English independent project and I don't think I could face reading it now.

Inside The Wasp Factory with Gregg Wallace (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 27 February 2025 14:19 (one year ago)

I answered the TS Eliot question on my A Level which we hadn't done in class but I was deep into him at the time and had no love for Pope back then which we had studied but again, I was too much of a moody teen to get it

Zurich is Starmed (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 27 February 2025 14:31 (one year ago)

favorite book I had to read in school was Frank Norris’ McTeague

brimstead, Thursday, 27 February 2025 14:47 (one year ago)

4th grade - Wrinkle in Time (other option was Where the Red Fern Grows)
5th grade - don’t remember
6th grade - don’t remember maybe Grapes of Wrath?
7th grade - i think we had drugs are bad class instead of english?
8th grade - To Kill a Mockingbird, A Day No Pigs Would Die (not googling), Flowers for Algernon
9th grade - Romeo & Juliet, Great Expectations (abridged), other abridged things in a big textbook including Billy Budd
10th grade - Julius Caesar, T.S. Eliot poems, Candide, Don Quixote, a Garcia Marquez I forget the title of, Heart of Darkness
11th grade - Scarlet Letter, The Assistant (?), Great Gatsby, a Hemingway one that our teacher disliked because she thought Hemingway was an overrated misogynist, East of Eden, The Color Purple, another Hawthorne one set in a utopian community that was actually really good but I forgot the title
12th grade - Frankenstein, Silas Marner, a Thomas Hardy that I forget, more Shakespeare, Tale of Two Cities (i think)

sarahell, Thursday, 27 February 2025 14:53 (one year ago)

Oops I forgot to learn that drugs are bad

at your swervice (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 27 February 2025 16:06 (one year ago)

We had no choice … thanks to Reagan.

sarahell, Thursday, 27 February 2025 16:06 (one year ago)

i transferred to a different school in the seventh grade so had to read To Kill a Mockingbird twice 😫

but some albums are more equalized than others (Deflatormouse), Friday, 28 February 2025 03:15 (one year ago)

OH MY GOD the zaniest one was this book we read in my 6th grade reading class ... about a teenage girl living in the middle ages who uses goofy medieval 'profanity' like "corpus bones" and "god's thumbs" and pranks all her marital suitors.

Googled "corpus bones book" and found it instantly, it is 'Catherine, Called Birdy'

we had separate reading and English classes that year for some reason, we read Mockingbird in English that year

but some albums are more equalized than others (Deflatormouse), Friday, 28 February 2025 03:34 (one year ago)

i don't remember many but the o'level set texts my year were

1984 (this was in 1984)
Far from the Madding Crowd
Macbeth

and we had read The Return of the Native previously. and local lad's Cider with Rosie.

the CSE group did Kes and had a falconer visit one day

koogs, Friday, 28 February 2025 03:41 (one year ago)

I remember

a garbage novel called My Name is Davy and I'm an Alcoholic, which I'm pretty sure was written for school classes only
Macbeth
The Outsiders
Flowers for Algernon
Guns of Navarone
To Kill a Mockingbird
I Know Why the Caged Bird Sings
The Crucible

usually there was one novel that everyone had to read and then I had to do book reports on a few books from a big list.

adam t (dat), Friday, 28 February 2025 05:56 (one year ago)


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