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what is your average yearly income (after taxis)?

calzino, Thursday, 13 May 2021 14:43 (two years ago) link

every single CD I own

epistantophus, Thursday, 13 May 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link

the occasional thread for mean, nasty, ugly, evil men that don't smell good and that take themselves way too seriously

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 14 May 2021 09:18 (two years ago) link

older misreading:

the occasional thread for men, nasty, ugly, evil men that doesn't smell good and that takes itself way too seriously

― t**t, woensdag 27 juni 2007 23:43

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 14 May 2021 09:19 (two years ago) link

are you a 'nude' person? [Started by Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal) in May 2021, last updated thirty-five minutes ago by calzino on I Love Everything] 9 new answers POLL closes: June 01 (in 2 weeks)

Evan, Friday, 14 May 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link

Films set (or mostly set) in Albania

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Saturday, 15 May 2021 15:41 (two years ago) link

Are you prepared for Doonesbury...

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 21 May 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link

Wizkid - The Golden Age

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 21 May 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

Volcanologists whose voices are your own personal nails on chalkboard.

Noel Emits, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link

These people died in the 2000s

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Thursday, 3 June 2021 13:05 (two years ago) link

Abolish the Prince

Feta Van Cheese (Neanderthal), Friday, 4 June 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link

this morning i had

Abolish Quentin Tarantino's Manson Murder movie

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Friday, 4 June 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link

US Politics June 2021 - "Where we're going, we don't NEED this fascist groove thang”

Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Saturday, 5 June 2021 13:43 (two years ago) link

Should Alien Invasion Make the Hall of Fame?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 June 2021 14:28 (two years ago) link

Is the work of Steven Sondheim the most overrated thing ever?

stations of the croissanwich (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 7 June 2021 18:42 (two years ago) link

Do you consider yourself a librarian?

Noel Emits, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 10:06 (two years ago) link

Is Bob Dylan overheated?

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 18 June 2021 01:58 (two years ago) link

careful, we'll be at dylan pizza puns before you know it

Bobo Honk, real name, no gimmicks (Doctor Casino), Friday, 18 June 2021 03:36 (two years ago) link

The answer, my friend, is rollin' with a pin

Champagne Heathernova (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 18 June 2021 12:27 (two years ago) link

Well-played

Rich Valley Girl, Poor Valley Girl (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 18 June 2021 13:08 (two years ago) link

"We Didn't Start the Fire" vs "Looks Like We Made It"

edited for dog profanity (cryptosicko), Sunday, 20 June 2021 03:26 (two years ago) link

italian house, sometimes dreary, of the early 90s

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 20 June 2021 12:08 (two years ago) link

Damon Albarn is god

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 09:45 (two years ago) link

CONAN the Barbarian (the TV Show)

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 10:41 (two years ago) link

Soleros: Classic or Dud

In the wastelands of Birmingham and Manchester, massages are back (ledge), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 13:53 (two years ago) link

Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of their last name

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 24 June 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

Artists You've Written Off/Pointedly Ignored because of your name

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Friday, 25 June 2021 05:22 (two years ago) link

tell a story about drugs

(almost too obvious)

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Friday, 25 June 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link

Salt - What's the story?

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 28 June 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link

Artists you've chickened out of because of their name

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Monday, 28 June 2021 22:24 (two years ago) link

On Dying...

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 29 June 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link

Waynes World vs World War 2

Fauna Sukkot (Deflatormouse), Thursday, 1 July 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

Why are minor chords sexy?

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 1 July 2021 06:02 (two years ago) link

The New Jersey Switch

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link

What Should I Do With This Chick For 38 Cents?

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

you could try taking her to the candy shop and hope you don’t come up a little bit too short

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link

What is going on in your criminal life

Deflatormouse, Monday, 12 July 2021 00:25 (two years ago) link

Best Convenience Store Comedy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydaeFhx-M4A

... (Eazy), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

Cover versions of You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real)

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 17 July 2021 17:29 (two years ago) link

Beat me to it:

Barfy Best Practices

― incel elgort (cryptosicko), Monday, May 7, 2018 3:03 AM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink

... (Eazy), Saturday, 24 July 2021 23:50 (two years ago) link

Alex in NYC is an Idiot: SHOCKER!

tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Monday, 26 July 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link

tired of getting sw0le

calzino, Thursday, 29 July 2021 13:24 (two years ago) link

-Al Green

making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link

Why has there been no widespread 90's revival?

I keep reading this as, "Why has there been no widespread panic 90's revival?".

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

Defund Phil Collins

Kim Kimberly, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link

yeah every time

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

I feel like chickenshit tonight

No Particular Place to POLL (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 5 August 2021 23:21 (two years ago) link

Do you kill file? How do you feel about it?

Evan, Saturday, 7 August 2021 00:13 (two years ago) link

lol, same

I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 7 August 2021 00:38 (two years ago) link

Post your AI generated cat here

brimstead, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 19:29 (two years ago) link


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