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Sweeping: classic or dud?

An essay on American vomiting habits.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

oh, and how often does this sort of misreading happen to you?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

All the time.

I read An essay on American vomiting habits too and was thinking, "URGHH! SIck!" Then I thought maybe it was a spin-off of the Dieting thread...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:57 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

women and their choice of titties

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:59 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

The 12-foot penis of the Southern Left Whale.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:05 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Jay-Z vs Giants Superbowl

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:18 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

are you a jaw for jesus?

― donna (donna), Friday, 17 January 2003 05:02 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

not a misread ILX title but a misread cd cover.

Im listening to Sam Prekop right now. Anyways, my friend came over to my desk and asked me what I was listening to. I handed him the cd. "Oh Sam Peacock huh? He any good?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 17 January 2003 18:16 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

crust of shame, I thought it was going to be a thread about bad bread.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:20 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Today: "have you ever written on your lower body?" I had no idea WHAT it might be about.

― , Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:30 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Do you get DJ Krush and DJ Krust mixed up too, jel?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:44 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

haha I was just going to say crust of shame as well!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:47 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Would that be the state young men's* sheets can get into?

*Obviously we old men don't do things like that.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:00 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

All the guys I know do their sheets like 4 times a day, it's bizarre.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:32 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"P.S. We Should Be Shopping Together Too"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:01 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

one I started, "NYC: Fancy a Rubber"--Felicity and I were looking for bridge partners in the five boroughs--was misinterpreted by Jess, as I recall.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:22 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

'shopkeepers will be persecuted'

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:13 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

panties that start too early

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:08 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

'the point of prolapse'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:42 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

t/s: miffy vs greg kitten

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:02 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Crap Intimidation Techniques

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:01 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Lots of ppl misread my "Walking With Beasts" as "Walking With Breasts".

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:27 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I just read "Fucked Country" as "Fucked Courtney" and thought, "Oh, here we go again..."

― Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:04 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

― thom west (thom w), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:30 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:42 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

What do you think about when you masticate?

Put me right off my dinner, I tells ya.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:52 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

'Convince me that I shouldn't eat men'

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:03 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I read FACK YOU AMERICANS as Fuck You Americans. Ha ha.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:06 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Gazza is the new God.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Oh hang on...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:49 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

― smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

bitter living through acronyms

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

olsen twins dead

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I also thought it was milk!

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"horny"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (fifteen years ago) Permalink

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•Increasingly Familial Apple Lust Objects for 2016 and onwards

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 September 2018 13:51 (three months ago) Permalink

best sex ever vs. best metal ever

― Engles in the Outfield (cryptosicko), Friday, 21 September 2018 04:15 (two months ago) Permalink

Lou Reed Soto

― I Don't Have Any Ears, I Am Positive (Old Lunch), Friday, 21 September 2018 11:56 (two months ago) Permalink

^ thread rename

― Zach Same (Tom D.), Friday, 21 September 2018 12:12 (two months ago) Permalink

ilxors who almost make u wanna go home

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Friday, 21 September 2018 14:19 (two months ago) Permalink

Times you have made out with yourself IRL
― Fedora Dostoyevsky (man alive), Wednesday, August 22, 2018 3:06 PM (four weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

― Οὖτις, Friday, 21 September 2018 22:17 (two months ago) Permalink

7 years of prison for pussy rot? [Started by Sébastien in April 2012, last updated fifty-four minutes ago by sbahnhof on I Love Music] 2 new answers

― rip van wanko, Saturday, 22 September 2018 03:56 (two months ago) Permalink

skip spence's "car" -- visionary underground classic or over-romanticized obscurist sham?

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 1 October 2018 05:46 (two months ago) Permalink

Math clothes: where do you buy them?

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 09:42 (two months ago) Permalink

Jim Beam: classic or dud?

― Dancing with the Tsars (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 12:29 (two months ago) Permalink

thread for pics of Drac looking ridiculous

https://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/68686-dracula-intellivision-front-cover.jpg

rolling mdma thread

I thought it might have been a Dave Morales related revive.

― calzino, Sunday, 7 October 2018 11:09 (two months ago) Permalink

thread of manly (2018), melted psychedelic drone directed by panos cosmatos

― how's life, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:10 (two months ago) Permalink

•In every suburban dad 1983-1989

― Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:20 (two months ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/1JFht1R.jpg

― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 9 October 2018 16:26 (two months ago) Permalink

Ned Raggett vs. Johnny Cash

― Pesto Mindset (Eazy), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 01:35 (two months ago) Permalink

Catherine Ribeiro + Apes

― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 14:50 (two months ago) Permalink

obscenity in the age of swearing

― coetzee.cx (wins), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 15:47 (two months ago) Permalink

Albums covers that depict the artists hanging out with their clothes

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 16:18 (two months ago) Permalink

also a viable thread i suspectq

UNILEVER - Blood Inside

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 17 October 2018 20:13 (two months ago) Permalink

squeezing blood from a soap

obscurity in the age of screaming

― soref, Thursday, 18 October 2018 11:55 (one month ago) Permalink

Not sure if that would be a brilliant or a terrible album title, one of those two things.

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 18 October 2018 20:02 (one month ago) Permalink

What is the best classic 12" dance tune on Ben Gibbard's "Grand 12-Inches 5" compilation?

― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Monday, 22 October 2018 02:37 (one month ago) Permalink

Who among us works in rodeo?

― ... (Eazy), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:14 (one month ago) Permalink

― Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 October 2018 15:30 (one month ago) Permalink

YOUTH, COLOSSAL POLLED, MY GOD: The Young Marble Giants (41 tracks) POLL RESULTS

― breastcrawl, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:06 (one month ago) Permalink

POV - Marty Feldman Recordings

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 October 2018 08:07 (one month ago) Permalink

Thread for people getting owned because they forgot to switch accents

― Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:27 (one month ago) Permalink

•U.S. ILX'ers: So Where Do You Buy Your Foreskin DVD's

― Ham Beats All Meat! (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 November 2018 13:51 (one month ago) Permalink

Bowels on plates

― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 15:53 (one month ago) Permalink

OMD: S&M

― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:39 (one month ago) Permalink

Some lions you have been thinking about lately

― mick signals, Thursday, 15 November 2018 22:13 (one month ago) Permalink

Caning...C/D?

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:23 (one month ago) Permalink

•WHOCHURCH: The Chris Morris era

― My mother set great store by that microwave oven! (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 November 2018 14:25 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Defned the Indefensible: John Doran

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 19 November 2018 15:05 (four weeks ago) Permalink

Rolling Contemptible Poetry

drugs are great drugs drugs drugs moar threads about DRUGS

― rip van wanko, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:17 (three weeks ago) Permalink

otm

― macropuente (map), Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:29 (three weeks ago) Permalink

best you can wear

― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 24 November 2018 17:00 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Battle of the Christians

― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 December 2018 08:08 (two weeks ago) Permalink

The Anthony Braxton thread

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:25 (one week ago) Permalink

Defend The Indefensible : The Shit

― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:12 (one week ago) Permalink

Your favourite misread misread ILX thread titles:

The Toni Braxton thread

― breastcrawl, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 20:33 (one week ago) Permalink

The old man's back again - Best Scott Baio solo

― my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 December 2018 23:33 (one week ago) Permalink

defend the indefensible: Satan

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 23:25 (six days ago) Permalink

^ came here to post that!

― It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 16:38 (five days ago) Permalink

The myth of the big economy?

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 17:24 (five days ago) Permalink

Somehow managed to misread 'What do you want for Christmas?' as 'What have you done to Crimea?'

― cwkiii, Thursday, 13 December 2018 02:46 (four days ago) Permalink

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