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Sweeping: classic or dud?

An essay on American vomiting habits.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:48 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

oh, and how often does this sort of misreading happen to you?

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:48 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

All the time.

I read An essay on American vomiting habits too and was thinking, "URGHH! SIck!" Then I thought maybe it was a spin-off of the Dieting thread...

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 15 January 2003 18:57 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

women and their choice of titties

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:59 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

The 12-foot penis of the Southern Left Whale.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:05 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Jay-Z vs Giants Superbowl

― That Girl (thatgirl), Friday, 17 January 2003 03:18 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

are you a jaw for jesus?

― donna (donna), Friday, 17 January 2003 05:02 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

not a misread ILX title but a misread cd cover.

Im listening to Sam Prekop right now. Anyways, my friend came over to my desk and asked me what I was listening to. I handed him the cd. "Oh Sam Peacock huh? He any good?"

― Chris V. (Chris V), Friday, 17 January 2003 18:16 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

crust of shame, I thought it was going to be a thread about bad bread.

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:20 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Today: "have you ever written on your lower body?" I had no idea WHAT it might be about.

― , Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:30 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Do you get DJ Krush and DJ Krust mixed up too, jel?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:44 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

haha I was just going to say crust of shame as well!

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 19 January 2003 21:47 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Would that be the state young men's* sheets can get into?

*Obviously we old men don't do things like that.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:00 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

All the guys I know do their sheets like 4 times a day, it's bizarre.

― Ally (mlescaut), Sunday, 19 January 2003 22:32 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

"P.S. We Should Be Shopping Together Too"

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Sunday, 19 January 2003 23:01 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

one I started, "NYC: Fancy a Rubber"--Felicity and I were looking for bridge partners in the five boroughs--was misinterpreted by Jess, as I recall.

― M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 20 January 2003 00:22 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'shopkeepers will be persecuted'

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 01:13 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

panties that start too early

― minna (minna), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:08 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'the point of prolapse'

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 20 January 2003 11:42 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

t/s: miffy vs greg kitten

― g-kit (g-kit), Monday, 20 January 2003 12:02 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Crap Intimidation Techniques

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:01 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Lots of ppl misread my "Walking With Beasts" as "Walking With Breasts".

― MarkH (MarkH), Saturday, 25 January 2003 17:27 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I just read "Fucked Country" as "Fucked Courtney" and thought, "Oh, here we go again..."

― Arthur (Arthur), Saturday, 25 January 2003 18:04 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

― thom west (thom w), Saturday, 25 January 2003 20:30 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:42 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

What do you think about when you masticate?

Put me right off my dinner, I tells ya.

― Lara (Lara), Sunday, 26 January 2003 17:52 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

'Convince me that I shouldn't eat men'

― N. (nickdastoor), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:03 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I read FACK YOU AMERICANS as Fuck You Americans. Ha ha.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 27 January 2003 13:06 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Gazza is the new God.

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:48 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Oh hang on...

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 14:49 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Rubbish Smiles

― smee (smee), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:54 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I got a better one: Rubbish Similies!

― Lara (Lara), Monday, 27 January 2003 16:56 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Is that smilies there, or are you being clever again?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:03 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

WHAT IN THE HELL IS A SIZE 28 SEX?

A stiffy so large that the easiest thing is just to measure it for a tuxedo.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 27 January 2003 17:07 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

bitter living through acronyms

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 1 February 2003 13:56 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

olsen twins dead

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 2 February 2003 07:48 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Tom Ewing is smoother than a trunk full of milk.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 3 February 2003 08:52 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I also thought it was milk!

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I actually read it as a "truck full of milk" and thought "mmm, smooth"

― kate, Monday, 3 February 2003 09:48 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

what do you do when you realize you are stuck at your "chosen profession"?

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 4 February 2003 22:18 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

frank kogan needs to know the diff between a pubic hair

― Chris P (Chris P), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:33 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

"horny"

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:37 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

I read this correctly: "Having cute girls barge into your room late at night telling you they've 'heard about your equipment'"

But misread the post: "Classic or Free Jizz?"

― Curtis Stephens, Wednesday, 5 February 2003 02:38 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

This is the thread where we cure cancer.

― Wintermute (Wintermute), Thursday, 6 February 2003 13:10 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Mariah Carey: why is she black?

― g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 6 February 2003 15:11 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Don't blame Zodiac Mindwarp

― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 6 February 2003 18:15 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

"this is the thread where we discuss the alternatives to evil"

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:21 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Hovercraft - classic or dud?

― Alan (Alan), Friday, 7 February 2003 15:23 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Lesbian Cover Versions

― jel -- (jel), Sunday, 9 February 2003 17:06 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

Like TaTu's How Soon Is Now, presumably?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 9 February 2003 19:38 (sixteen years ago) Permalink

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YOUTH, COLOSSAL POLLED, MY GOD: The Young Marble Giants (41 tracks) POLL RESULTS

― breastcrawl, Thursday, 25 October 2018 16:06 (three months ago) Permalink

POV - Marty Feldman Recordings

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 26 October 2018 08:07 (three months ago) Permalink

Thread for people getting owned because they forgot to switch accents

― Alma Kirby (Tom D.), Friday, 26 October 2018 20:27 (three months ago) Permalink

•U.S. ILX'ers: So Where Do You Buy Your Foreskin DVD's

― Ham Beats All Meat! (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 November 2018 13:51 (three months ago) Permalink

Bowels on plates

― mick signals, Tuesday, 13 November 2018 15:53 (three months ago) Permalink

OMD: S&M

― ... (Eazy), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:39 (three months ago) Permalink

Some lions you have been thinking about lately

― mick signals, Thursday, 15 November 2018 22:13 (three months ago) Permalink

Caning...C/D?

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Saturday, 17 November 2018 19:23 (three months ago) Permalink

•WHOCHURCH: The Chris Morris era

― My mother set great store by that microwave oven! (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 November 2018 14:25 (three months ago) Permalink

Defned the Indefensible: John Doran

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Monday, 19 November 2018 15:05 (three months ago) Permalink

Rolling Contemptible Poetry

drugs are great drugs drugs drugs moar threads about DRUGS

― rip van wanko, Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:17 (three months ago) Permalink

otm

― macropuente (map), Thursday, 22 November 2018 02:29 (three months ago) Permalink

best you can wear

― ... (Eazy), Saturday, 24 November 2018 17:00 (two months ago) Permalink

Battle of the Christians

― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Saturday, 1 December 2018 08:08 (two months ago) Permalink

The Anthony Braxton thread

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:25 (two months ago) Permalink

Defend The Indefensible : The Shit

― Monica Kindle (Tom D.), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 17:12 (two months ago) Permalink

Your favourite misread misread ILX thread titles:

The Toni Braxton thread

― breastcrawl, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 20:33 (two months ago) Permalink

The old man's back again - Best Scott Baio solo

― my hand is finally unglued from my face (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 December 2018 23:33 (two months ago) Permalink

defend the indefensible: Satan

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 11 December 2018 23:25 (two months ago) Permalink

^ came here to post that!

― It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christ (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 16:38 (two months ago) Permalink

The myth of the big economy?

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 17:24 (two months ago) Permalink

Somehow managed to misread 'What do you want for Christmas?' as 'What have you done to Crimea?'

― cwkiii, Thursday, 13 December 2018 02:46 (two months ago) Permalink

Christmas Songs - SAD!!!!

― StanM, Monday, 17 December 2018 04:36 (two months ago) Permalink

defend the indefensible: BIOS

― mick signals, Friday, 28 December 2018 16:07 (one month ago) Permalink

thread for discussion of genitals i have only heard of because i read guitar magazines in the late 90s

― jmm, Saturday, 29 December 2018 15:11 (one month ago) Permalink

The ‘Shit Thread’ on I Love Music right now

― breastcrawl, Thursday, 3 January 2019 16:00 (one month ago) Permalink

The 'Shirt Trend' in pop music right now

... I'm in favour of it.

― Never Turn Your Back On Virginia Woolf (Tom D.), Thursday, 3 January 2019 18:24 (one month ago) Permalink

•Celebrating thirty years of Robert Altman's 'Simply Irresistible'

― The Mandal Brah Set (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 January 2019 18:44 (one month ago) Permalink

two weeks pass...

the life-changing magic of throwing up

Your Favorite Rap Couplets of the Moment, You Vegetarian-Ass Mutha!

― peace, man, Friday, 1 February 2019 15:09 (three weeks ago) Permalink

Vampire Weekend - Father of the Birdie

― willem, Sunday, 3 February 2019 10:31 (two weeks ago) Permalink

Arthur Hitler

― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Sunday, 3 February 2019 12:44 (two weeks ago) Permalink

^^^

― just another country (snoball), Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:44 (two weeks ago) Permalink

here’s a patois thread for everyone to talk about patois shit because nobody else cares

― breastcrawl, Tuesday, 5 February 2019 21:56 (two weeks ago) Permalink

^^ La Lechera would appreciate

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 5 February 2019 22:00 (two weeks ago) Permalink

How’s that?

― breastcrawl, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 09:05 (two weeks ago) Permalink

(not a misread thread title but a question to Aimless)

― breastcrawl, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 09:07 (two weeks ago) Permalink

LL has an abiding interest in linguistics, but not the NFL

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 17:24 (two weeks ago) Permalink

I can relate to that

― breastcrawl, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 18:03 (two weeks ago) Permalink

volende on I Love Music] 79 new answersthread of copeland on occasion of their ghastly and fractured rock/r&b-ish(??) album blushing (2019)

― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 11 February 2019 10:57 (one week ago) Permalink

Oops...

thread of copeland on occasion of their ghastly and fractured rock/r&b-ish(??) album blushing (2019)

― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 11 February 2019 10:57 (one week ago) Permalink

Dead Celts

― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Monday, 18 February 2019 14:12 (five days ago) Permalink

Merle Haggard's amazing Olive Garden review and the subsequent viral shitstorm

― calumy (rip van wanko), Monday, 18 February 2019 14:31 (five days ago) Permalink

thread of stewart copeland on occasion of their ghostly and fractured rock/r&b-ish(??) album blushing (2019)

― Gunther Gleiben (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 February 2019 13:15 (yesterday) Permalink

James Corden is making the Battle Angel Alita movie.

― large bananas pregnant (ledge), Friday, 22 February 2019 13:24 (yesterday) Permalink

Thread of Aldous Huxley - eccentric 'gothic folk' NZ singer songwriter

― the word dog doesn't bark (anagram), Friday, 22 February 2019 14:27 (yesterday) Permalink

when establishment ilxors return under a new username

― Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 February 2019 14:17 (seven hours ago) Permalink

I misread the Microdisney/C/D? thread as “Microdosing”

― josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 23 February 2019 17:32 (four hours ago) Permalink

What's Your Favorite Made-Up Brand Name?

― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 February 2019 18:58 (three hours ago) Permalink

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