“Skunks are dumb”: relight your rebooted cigar Max Cady, it’s time to re-discuss CAPE FEAR TV Series (Apple) :

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We’ve got Javier Bardem, Amy Adams, Patrick Wilson, CCH Pounder, and as of episode 2 at least 10 yards of plot rope with which to hang themselves

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werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2026 20:10 (yesterday)

so the obvious thing, from minute one practically. which was revealed in e2 is the son's mystery lover being bardem's character. i guess for any viewer it's massively obvious but weird it isn't for the characters. also i could be wrong but is it gonna turn out that the son is Bardem's son with the wife?

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 20:13 (yesterday)

speculation/possible spoilers in that post

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 20:13 (yesterday)

It’s trashy & pulpy & like a more over the top Presumed Innocent (if you dug that recent popcorn Apple remake)

I feel like it’s tap dancing waaaay to hard & doing WAY too much to try to temper the fact that they’ve got TEN EPISODES to fill out

But it feels quite soap opera in its plotting too - the red string diagram is already working overtime so it could be fun to see how they land this trash plane

It’s already clear that whatever they’ve got planned storywise for both kids & Casy is going to be A LOT

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2026 20:16 (yesterday)

xpost LG I think the daughter is that offspring

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2026 20:17 (yesterday)

Yeah perhaps that's it. Something like that is definitely coming for sure.

I find it funny with stuff like this how it gets these thrilled 5/5 reviews in somewhere like the Guardian and while it isn't really, really bad, the total absence of even mild cynicism in some reviews is notable.

Like ten mins in it's clear this is fairly trashy, funny, but not in a really intentional or neat way. I think the same reviewer gave DTF St Louis a three or something, just very weird.

I prob will keep watching it nonetheless tho for what it is. It has some good moments.

LocalGarda, Sunday, 7 June 2026 20:22 (yesterday)

Also I think we should allow spoilers? I feel like this show is already crazy enough I think it’s easier to just say everything without tags

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 June 2026 00:48 (twelve hours ago)

xpost yeah I saw a bunch of giddy 5 star reviews & I was like what the fuck show did you watch and how low is your bar for “great”

The Ringer’s Prestige TV show has a good recap of the first 2 eps

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 June 2026 00:50 (twelve hours ago)

Started last night and it’s alright, it’s def leagues better written than that Scarpetta show on Amazon with Nicole Kidman which has the worst dialogue of anything I’ve seen in years. Not fully convinced by amy Adam’s accent here .

I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Monday, 8 June 2026 01:22 (eleven hours ago)

It felt like Amy Adam was cosplaying Connie Britton & I just want Connie Britton in this role so bad now

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 June 2026 01:37 (eleven hours ago)

And yeah Scarpetta was a mess.

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 June 2026 01:37 (eleven hours ago)

That Guardian TV reviewer is a mess, and even harder to get a draw on than Peter Bradshaw.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 8 June 2026 09:42 (three hours ago)

i guess there are a few? but assuming we mean the same person i honestly am close enough to 'if they say it's good it's probably bad' and vice versa.

LocalGarda, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:03 (forty-seven minutes ago)

Yeah. She's five-starred quite a few things that are outright awful, like the Emma Thompson Mick Herron thing.

I guess I'll watch this but I really hated Bardem in Skyfall and I worry this is more of the same.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 8 June 2026 12:10 (forty minutes ago)


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