CONCLAVE, the Ralph Fiennes film where he plays a tortured cardinal with Ralph Fiennes face

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I’m hearing great things about it. seems like at worst it’s the Vatican version of something like the contender maybe but that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

I read the book of this when it came out and it wasn’t super memorable (apart from a gesture I shall simply refer to as 🫴🏻🤌🏻) but I will 100% watch this because it had a lot in it that would film better if cut down. Also, aesthetic game is huge.

Ten minutes too long (what else is new?) and the eventual papal candidate is NO surprise, but it's schlocky fun.

It should go without saying: a couple plot twists are unbelievable.

but it's schlocky fun

Excellent, this is what I was hoping for

You had me from the thread title tbh

Thirty years ago someone like Harold Becker or Phillip Noyce would've directed it and released in spring and no one would at all be talking about it as an Oscar frontrunner, but here we are.

It looks like a fun ride (regardless of whether or not it’s a good movie).

ok listen

i haven't read the source but

i believe lithgows character

is there a wider conspiracy here that was left winky in the movie

i really expected a different ending with all outside flows of info including the certificate of authenticity to have come through an interfering agency but turns out nope???

also

highly recommend this it was as good as an irish election and the performances and the production are super

kept bringing phantom thread to mind. its certainly bitchy enough.

Ha, good comparison. My mom and I saw it over the holiday break, as I figured she would love it and boy was I ever right. (She claims to have clocked the basics of The Twist about halfway through and I've no reason to doubt.)

i really expected a different ending with all outside flows of info including the certificate of authenticity to have come through an interfering agency but turns out nope???

so many great shots

great faves

fiennes an Oscar lock

lithgow my pick of supporting i think

"fiennes an Oscar lock"

this is a good thing?

did you see the movie calz

I like that it's so into being fun. Self-aware without being meta about it, but everyone hamming it up the right amount. I would watch a 3-season series with that set of characters.

And yes, visually elegant too.

he's been a grouch all day

I would not award Fiennes for this when he's given at least three great performances in the last 20 years better, but this was fun pulp.

The Sistine Chapel filled with dust and light pouring in from the upper right was great, just barely held back from being over the top.

Sorry now

…How Fizzles was Cardinal Lawrence though

The visuals are obviously great, the shot of the three cardinals smoking outside, the cardinals walking through the courtyard & the light shining in from outside in the Sistine Chapel were all great. Deserves every cinematography award going.

films that would make great hitman levels

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I would not award Fiennes for this when he's given at least three great performances in the last 20 years better

this is the same thing again as you concentrating more on the projected cineaste bro audience of nosferatu instead of the movie in that thread, tbh.

its ok to just write about the thing itself man yknow?

this was fun pulp.

please god, save us from movies about cardinals choosing a new pope that are grimly serious. amen.

Liam Neeson would have been a fun bonus cardinal

i had that thought a few times, his face wouldve fit in

this is the same thing again as you concentrating more on the projected cineaste bro audience of nosferatu instead of the movie in that thread, tbh.

Wondering about Fiennes' Oscar lock chances is the same phenom.

Fiennes is def a lock for a nom, but Brody prob the front-runner for the win. Anyway, good movie. I had fun.

Sergio Castellitto got aged quite nicely.

This was quietly my favorite movie of 2024

(Granted, there’s still a lot I haven’t seen yet - in particular need to see Anora and Sing-Sing)

well its your favourite 2024-in-2024 at least, they cant take that from it

you've all got me absolutely intrigued now, going to watch this tonight

holy fuck! this has Isabella Rossellini playing a top nun.. wtf man! why have I not busted a gut to watch this much earlier!

Yeah starting later , yall convinced me

"creation in pectore"

love this shit!

nice. looking forward to the review now!

Yeah same here!

was expecting this to be some sub ttoi/death of stalin styled project with the now customary overcooked zings and so forth. It wasn't that at all, thank fuck. It was actually very good!

When we went to see the Garfield Movie the theater played the trailer for Conclave.

Delighted you liked it calz

SIMONY

https://i.imgur.com/Y8Y84Ps.gif

yeah, the absolute evil that is Simony!

hey they got capone on tax evasion

The vaping cardinal is going to be an intrusive memory that makes me laugh at inappropriate moments for a long time.

It amused me that the bad cardinal was a ringer for Elvis Costello

i thought jean reno at times

saw it last night. was expecting the bitchy gossiping from the online chatter, but wasn't expecting how beautiful some of the shots were, or how hard that final twist would hit. the music was great too.

also love how the movie establishes lithgow's character as a prissy twit in the first scene, before we're given any real reasons to hate him

When has he not played a prissy twit?

Cliffhanger?

even then there's an air of a man who had gotten the wrong end of the stick and had signed up for cliffhanger abbey

Watching this movie made me realize that I'm guilty of simony. I have bought Catholic Church relics from a NY purveyor. They are beautiful and meaningful to me. Many came in lockets, a few in monstrances, and one was mounted in a beautiful frame. I have lived with them, contemplated them and displayed them, but now as I'm getting older I don't know who to gift them to. I have a friend who is also interested in them, but I'm not sure he wants mine.

What do you do with stolen Catholic Church relics you bought that you want to pass on?

I bet none of you have ever had this experience

I loved the outcome of this film by the way, it was perfect.

Relics? like you have a digit of a saint's index finger?

No, just a very tiny piece of cloth or paper or wood presented in an elaborate frame of some sort

But I think these are the kind of relics that are placed under the altar in many Catholic Churches.

I’ll give you $100 for the foreskin of Jesus.

The difficulty with buying items from a dealer who represents them as stolen is the lack of provenance. Your relics could be consecrated or they could be fakes. Unless there's some evidence to establish where they came from no church could accept them as objects of veneration. That would be idolatrous! So, you're most likely stuck with trying to re-establish their authenticity on your own dime, or just disposing of them as profane objects, even if they are truly holy relics.

Boy, are you in trouble!

I like my foreskin fried with a mojo dressing.

Your relics could be consecrated or they could be fakes

A perennial problem with relics iirc

a perennial problrm with perineum relics

Our saints’ taints will make you faint.

this movie was zzz
Even lithgow couldn’t break through the gloom
I don’t think you can count what fiennes did in this as acting
Ending vote implausible

^^good reminder to leave positive reviews here every now and then.

This was good. Love a page turner on the big screen. I could have done with a bit more development of Fiennes faith/doubt, but this was more realistic. Photocopying as a plot point never misses.

counterpoint: the firm

i really enjoyed this! cinematopgraphy an absolute feast for the eyes, and it played out as nice popey potboiler

such a good cast

i like when a movie is just a good movie, yknow?

*****
"A nice popey potboiler"
VegemiteGrrl, ILX

lol

popeboiler imo

v good

il papillon

How the FUCK was Conclave not nominated for cinematography