At the bar 2034
― calstars, Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:44 (eleven months ago) link
Now that's a Blade Runner sequel I can get behind.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:55 (eleven months ago) link
Barmaid has a gene Simmons hairstyle
― calstars, Saturday, 2 March 2024 03:57 (eleven months ago) link
“Love incorporated…”
― calstars, Saturday, 2 March 2024 04:15 (eleven months ago) link
Asian dude practicing hockey at the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 3 March 2024 22:09 (eleven months ago) link
“Nitro oyster stout” vomits
― calstars, Sunday, 3 March 2024 22:41 (eleven months ago) link
I do like me some nitrogen and some stout. Just ask foe the oysters in the side
― H.P, Sunday, 3 March 2024 22:50 (eleven months ago) link
"Nitro Oyster Stout" is also the name of my Primus tribute band.
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 3 March 2024 23:06 (eleven months ago) link
lol
― calstars, Sunday, 3 March 2024 23:12 (eleven months ago) link
checks available cash on hand
― calstars, Friday, 8 March 2024 23:40 (eleven months ago) link
This place charges tax even if you pay in cash. Bartender put 3 quarters on the bar
― calstars, Saturday, 9 March 2024 01:11 (eleven months ago) link
Thinking about starting an “older people at the bar” thread
― calstars, Friday, 12 April 2024 23:48 (ten months ago) link
I tried that last year with my bowlo live-posting! But iirc you didn’t feel like it fit the spirit of the thread :(
― H.P, Saturday, 13 April 2024 01:04 (ten months ago) link
Tip time; “I’m all out of cash so…next time”
― calstars, Saturday, 13 April 2024 03:31 (ten months ago) link
Sigh
opening / cleaner guy is one of those people who can’t end a conversation. Super friendly and we like the same sports teams but he won’t shut up in the nicest way
― calstars, Monday, 15 April 2024 20:02 (nine months ago) link
It’s “instruct the new barback on the nuances of drying glasses” day
― calstars, Saturday, 27 April 2024 20:24 (nine months ago) link
The biergarten in the county park near us has their "soft opening" today, but they went and posted about it on their fb page, which has like 16k followers, so it was a complete shit show. One Munich Gold and gtfo.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 28 April 2024 00:04 (nine months ago) link
I’ve never had “Sorry, I’m gonna have to cut you off” said to me before today, but the bartender was just being sarcastic — she said I was being “too rowdy” and laughed
― calstars, Sunday, 28 April 2024 18:31 (nine months ago) link
Sitting next to Legolas
― ncxkd, Monday, 29 April 2024 02:40 (nine months ago) link
Well I guess my old crush doesn’t work here anymore. Sadface
― calstars, Thursday, 9 May 2024 23:07 (nine months ago) link
Khuranbang vibe overdose
― calstars, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:13 (nine months ago) link
old bartender buddy has passed away, I just found out... Haven't seen him in years, but I still have his Lambchop CD
https://www.sfgate.com/food/article/sf-tiki-bartender-dies-19449705.php
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:24 (nine months ago) link
Rips
― calstars, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:25 (nine months ago) link
Steven was a good guy.
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:25 (nine months ago) link
I went to see The Selector with him and we had a really good time.
― kurt schwitterz, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:26 (nine months ago) link
yeah, super sweet guy
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 May 2024 21:31 (nine months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Hc5BTDu.jpeg
― calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 00:50 (eight months ago) link
Middle aged woman drinking wine and watching the WNBA, disagreeing with a foul called against Caitlin Clark. “She didn’t do anything!”
― calstars, Saturday, 18 May 2024 17:57 (eight months ago) link
3 becomes 4 becomes 6 becomes 9
― calstars, Thursday, 30 May 2024 22:48 (eight months ago) link
Calling oldest!
― calstars, Saturday, 8 June 2024 00:59 (eight months ago) link
Woman wearing the same big white sunglasses that my friend had in 92
― calstars, Sunday, 9 June 2024 19:45 (eight months ago) link
Side table facing fake plant
― calstars, Wednesday, 12 June 2024 22:46 (eight months ago) link
“You leaving?”“You turned the lights on”*pats me on the shoulder*
― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 05:44 (seven months ago) link
“Your cheapest whisky on the rocks” vs “love on the rocks with no ice”
― calstars, Saturday, 22 June 2024 23:30 (seven months ago) link
“Aren’t you married?”“Yeah”“Then why are you sitting next to me?”
― calstars, Friday, 28 June 2024 23:49 (seven months ago) link
“Is it extra nitrous?”“Well, yeah”“I love that bubbly sh1t”
― calstars, Friday, 28 June 2024 23:50 (seven months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/xLSiAGS.jpeg
― calstars, Friday, 5 July 2024 20:15 (seven months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rb1GZXL5PDY
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 5 July 2024 20:35 (seven months ago) link
Girl at the bar talking about astrology and birthdays and she has the sane birthday as me
― calstars, Tuesday, 9 July 2024 01:02 (seven months ago) link
Tall lesbians making out at the end of the bar nbd
― calstars, Saturday, 20 July 2024 02:10 (six months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Xy8CKJd.pngThrifty happy hour heads know what this is about
― calstars, Wednesday, 24 July 2024 21:35 (six months ago) link
tfw you walk into the bar and find a 10 on the floor
― calstars, Saturday, 3 August 2024 22:11 (six months ago) link
At the bar to see a friend's ex with benefits sing folk songs and then another dude tells you about the guy who got stabbed on the steps last week.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Sunday, 4 August 2024 05:38 (six months ago) link
Famous 20s stoner, always in reflective shades, that lives next door, bring: his Italian family over to sell shit on the sidewalk outside the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 11 August 2024 20:40 (six months ago) link
If you see someone destroying 16 miller lites at the bar, that’s me, say jello
― calstars, Sunday, 11 August 2024 23:37 (six months ago) link
“Green River” comes on and I’m this close to getting off my stool and crab walking around the room
― calstars, Saturday, 24 August 2024 17:54 (five months ago) link
Back at my regular in Mpls and the bartender still knows my name despite moving away in 2021.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 24 August 2024 22:01 (five months ago) link
Win!
― calstars, Saturday, 24 August 2024 22:04 (five months ago) link
Morphine always welcome on the stereo at the bar
― calstars, Sunday, 25 August 2024 19:40 (five months ago) link
They are making out and it’s no big ting
― calstars, Monday, 30 September 2024 02:10 (four months ago) link
Wednesday is the new Friday At least for this week
― calstars, Wednesday, 2 October 2024 23:03 (four months ago) link
Ambition: Barback
― calstars, Saturday, 5 October 2024 22:25 (four months ago) link
That night when you had an iPa and 2 White Russians in front of you
― calstars, Friday, 11 October 2024 23:34 (four months ago) link
I got bought a shot of Skrewball peanut butter whiskey tonight. The dude who bought it is my neighbor and he meant well, so I did it, but ick.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 12 October 2024 02:05 (four months ago) link
*dry heaves*
― calstars, Saturday, 12 October 2024 02:11 (four months ago) link
Yeah it's gross
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Saturday, 12 October 2024 03:00 (four months ago) link
tfw the bartender throws a lime at you and you’re not sure why
― calstars, Sunday, 13 October 2024 18:51 (four months ago) link
I keep smelling Chef boy r Dee while looking at this barfly’s face idk
― calstars, Monday, 14 October 2024 01:02 (four months ago) link
At the bar where the server and the barback are on their phones all afternoon nbd
― calstars, Sunday, 27 October 2024 21:05 (three months ago) link
3:39 PM is the new 3:39 AM
― calstars, Friday, 1 November 2024 19:39 (three months ago) link
Nothing complements a sunny weekend fall afternoon like Pink Floyd’s “dogs” on at the bat
― calstars, Saturday, 23 November 2024 18:31 (two months ago) link
Today at the bar I understood the buyback in a whole new way. I got one on my third (right?), and for the first time I didn’t feel like I needed to tip. I had tipped generously on the first two so
― calstars, Sunday, 24 November 2024 21:22 (two months ago) link
The best bar is the one closest to home
― calstars, Sunday, 24 November 2024 22:25 (two months ago) link
6:33 is the new 10:33
― calstars, Sunday, 24 November 2024 23:33 (two months ago) link
Close out the nearest bar every night
― calstars, Sunday, 24 November 2024 23:59 (two months ago) link
Nothing complements a sunny weekend fall afternoon like Pink Floyd’s “dogs” on at the bat― calstars, Saturday, November 23, 2024 12:31 PM (yesterday)
― calstars, Saturday, November 23, 2024 12:31 PM (yesterday)
Did they play the whole damn song? That would be pretty awesome, as nothing brings the party like "So have a good drown, as you go down, all alone" *Orders a half-pour of a Prairie Imperial Stout as my dessert, because a full pour at 12% is kinda insane (It's like drinking tasty motor oil).
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Monday, 25 November 2024 01:20 (two months ago) link
They played the whole album
― calstars, Monday, 25 November 2024 01:22 (two months ago) link
Server with seniority disappears for an hour at a time…
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 02:35 (two months ago) link
Where have you been all my life, dearest hard kombucha
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 20:20 (two months ago) link
“If you’re so smart, why are you working in a bar?”
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 23:43 (two months ago) link
Did you say that or overhear that?
― WmC, Saturday, 30 November 2024 23:51 (two months ago) link
Overheard
― calstars, Saturday, 30 November 2024 23:54 (two months ago) link
These drinks pale in intoxication potency compared to this chemical Christmas tree scent
― calstars, Friday, 6 December 2024 22:59 (two months ago) link
an ex's dad once explained the flavor of an amaro he had poured for me as "like being punched in the face by a pine tree"
― budo jeru, Friday, 6 December 2024 23:09 (two months ago) link
I’ve had a couple “pine tree” ales or whatever over the years and I am partial to them
― calstars, Friday, 6 December 2024 23:21 (two months ago) link
I had a Shiner Xmas brew at a party years ago and the texture of lawn clippings in every sip was a real deal-breaker.
― Charlie Hair (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 6 December 2024 23:24 (two months ago) link
Well, yeah
― calstars, Friday, 6 December 2024 23:25 (two months ago) link
Shiner Holiday is the worst, like drinking potpourri
― papal hotwife (milo z), Saturday, 7 December 2024 00:44 (two months ago) link
Bartender is the female Todd rundgren
― calstars, Saturday, 7 December 2024 20:42 (two months ago) link
I order the cheapest thing on the board. Five minutes pass and I get served and I give the bartender my credit card. She gives me a horrible expression and waves it back
― calstars, Saturday, 14 December 2024 22:24 (two months ago) link
Standing around
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:10 (one month ago) link
I had time to kill earlier today and wound up killing it at a bar/restaurant that featured a drink called a "New Fashioned" that was Jim Bean, Rum, Sweet Vermouth, and Domaine Canton. Hard pass.
― Gukbe, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:37 (one month ago) link
*vomits*
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:40 (one month ago) link
Jim Beam is good for absolutely nothing
― brimstead, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:45 (one month ago) link
Except drinkin’
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 02:48 (one month ago) link
Bartender worked with someone who had body odor and it was difficult for her. She thinks cleanliness is important, though personally, she doesn’t shower every day, because it’s bad for the skin
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:21 (one month ago) link
Keep us posted
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:34 (one month ago) link
https://cdn1.jigidi.com/thumbs/SMD0DUAC/l
― Okay, heteros are cutting edge this year, too. (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:37 (one month ago) link
Reminds me of that John Fogerty ad for Jameson
― calstars, Saturday, 21 December 2024 18:48 (one month ago) link
Happy Monday’s no headphones required
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 03:36 (one month ago) link
Left the bar, realized I didn’t have my phone, went back and sat down, remembered I had asked them to charge it
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 19:01 (one month ago) link
It’s only 6:56
― calstars, Sunday, 22 December 2024 23:56 (one month ago) link
Bar putting up a sign and photo: “Do Not Serve This Man”
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 December 2024 01:37 (one month ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM3bavPGJ5M
― The Whimsical Muse (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 23 December 2024 01:46 (one month ago) link
― calstars, Monday, 23 December 2024 02:05 (one month ago) link
jim beam black is what their base product should be imo, they should do a half blend for well drinkers
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Monday, 23 December 2024 04:03 (one month ago) link
Got called a “player” by a bartender. Achievement unlocked
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 19:05 (one month ago) link
“Do me a favor and do your drugs in the bathroom, man”
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 19:50 (one month ago) link
Bill is $26, I give bartender $35 and she puts $6 change on the bar
― calstars, Saturday, 28 December 2024 20:19 (one month ago) link