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From Dilbert - C or D?

Dilead

― nashwan, Friday, January 26, 2024 12:40 PM

Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 27 January 2024 05:13 (two months ago) link

Lock thread, I guess...

Mark G, Friday, 2 February 2024 10:13 (two months ago) link

I thought the Nicole Holofcener line was funny! goddamn…

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 February 2024 11:47 (two months ago) link

Also, reading the accumulated 20 year run of the Dilbert thread change as Adams slowly but inevitably turns rancid and radioactive is some of ILX’s finest writing

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 2 February 2024 11:56 (two months ago) link

Interested to see if he’s going to treat it with homeopathy tbh

― Agnes, Agatha, Germaine and Jack (Willl), Monday, 5 February 2024 18:43 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

let's hope so, we'll get another bank holiday

― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 5 February 2024 18:48 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:28 (two months ago) link

re king charles

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Monday, 5 February 2024 21:28 (two months ago) link

The royals should capitalize on the success of Netflix’s The Last Kingdom and bring back Aethlings. And people whose names use that ae character.

― papal hotwife (milo z), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:42 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wiliæm

Kæþerine

― Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:44 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ændrew

― Virginia Wolfman (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:46 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

PÆdophile

― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 20:50 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 22:35 (two months ago) link

lol

imago, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 22:38 (two months ago) link

"Kwasi Kwarteng is the 54th Tory MP to say they are standing down at the next election"

Has a majority of nearly 20k, but I guess he can grift away at some think tank or some boardroom crap.

― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 6 February 2024 09:57 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Strictly or I'm A Celebrity or gtf.

― The British Boy of Film Classification (Tom D.), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 10:10 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

human centipede or gtfo

― memphis milano: the new trend of the 80s (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 February 2024 10:37 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Mark G, Wednesday, 7 February 2024 11:34 (two months ago) link

human centipede or gtfo

Get the ... fart out?

badpee pooper (Eric H.), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 14:44 (two months ago) link

great Extreme song

never trust a big book and a simile (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 7 February 2024 15:42 (two months ago) link

cozen itt (wins)
Posted: 13 February 2024 at 10:49:09
I found myself walking a little way behind a youngish man who was on the phone to some friend of his and like 99% of what he said was like, “yes king, I hear you boss, don’t worry about it king” I thought it was incredible


These BetterHelp therapists are really something

Roman Anthony gets on his horse (gyac), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 15:55 (two months ago) link

"Fraud On Me" was R.E.M.'s best single to date imo

― poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, February 16, 2024 12:27 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

greasy crappy people yelling chants

― CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal)

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Friday, 16 February 2024 20:35 (one month ago) link

xxp "We won't try to force feed you"

you gotta roll with the pączki to get to what's real (snoball), Friday, 16 February 2024 20:49 (one month ago) link

well i never.
for my recent 56th birthday i got a kit from the NHS re bowel cancer checking.
i.e. a poo kit.
had no idea that this was a thing until it turned up.
got the "all clear" letter today, albeit with a lot of legally required caveats.

― mark e, Thursday, 29 February 2024 17:44 (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I feel like poo-kits-in-the-mail is one of those things Fox News will circulate next time there's a debate about universal health care. "In SOCIALIST countries, you have to POOP in a BOX and MAIL it to the GOVERNMENT!!!"

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:42 (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

You don't even get pictures of the inside of your colon! Total ripoff. It's like the Willy Wonka experience all over again.

― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:44 (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Different chocolate factory.

― nickn, Thursday, 29 February 2024 20:57 (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:22 (one month ago) link

thanking you

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:23 (one month ago) link

Masterful

I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Thursday, 29 February 2024 21:24 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

went slightly book mad and ended up with close to a year's worth of reading:

kafka - stories 1904-1924
grossmith & grossmith - diary of a nobody
somerville & ross - the irish rm
anthony trollope - the pallisers
ivy compton-burnett - parents & children
ivy compton-burnett - a father & his fate
sylvia townsend warner - mr fortune's maggot
elizabeth bowen - the last september
capel boake - painted clay
dali - hidden faces
john berger - g
stig dagerman - games of night
thomas tryon - the other
simenon - maigret sets a trap
henry james - english hours
dickens - selected journalism 1850-1870
stevenson - dr jekyll & mr hyde/weir of hermiston
horace walpole - castle of otranto/hieroglyphic tales
the common muse: popular british ballad poetry
roland barthes - selected writings
cervantes - don quixote
rabelais - gargantua & pantagruel
balzac - cousin pons
gautier - mademoiselle de maupin
flaubert - madame bovary
pushkin - eugene onegin
bulgakov - the white guard
thomas hardy - wessex tales
thomas love peacock - novels of
cs lewis - that hideous strength
michael moorcock - an alien heat
michael moorcock - the hollow lands
roger zelazny - isle of the dead
julian symons - bloody murder
graham greene - a gun for sale
robertson davies - the deptford trilogy
russell hoban - riddley walker
thomas pynchon - crying of lot 49
italo calvino - our ancestors
elias canetti - auto da fe
willa muir - imagined selves
george painter - marcel proust
gerard manley hopkins - poems and prose
joyce cary - the horse's mouth
ralph ellison - invisible man
joseph heller - closing time
deighton - billion dollar brain
deighton - game, set, match trilogy

also a number of pulp/crime/ghost/horror anthologies. now to try and find shelf space for them all.

― no lime tangier, Monday, 25 March 2024 19:41 (two days ago) link

I have come to accept that I do not have meaningful amounts of shelf space left, nor do I have wall space to put shelves against, and I'm just a person who is going to have piles

― G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Monday, 25 March 2024 21:46 (two days ago) link

Carrying all those books will do that to you.

― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 12:37 (sixteen minutes ago) link

cozen itt (wins), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 12:57 (two weeks ago) link

LOL

The Prime of the Ancient Minister (Tom D.), Wednesday, 27 March 2024 13:07 (two weeks ago) link

who on earth is that tory ad aimed at

― glumdalclitch, Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:18 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Cunts?

― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:34 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Starmer

― nashwan, Thursday, 4 April 2024 21:37 (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2024 09:04 (one week ago) link

My actual first time ever hearing NIN:

I was staying at my Aunt’s house while on a family road trip, and looking through my cousin’s CDs. My cousin is a few years older than me. I was extremely sheltered musically at that point. He had lots of CDs from bands that I hadn’t heard yet: Korn, Limp Bizkit, Rage Against the Machine, Tool, Radiohead. I knew Radiohead slightly from the "High and Dry" video, and didn't want to risk straying from what I already knew. So I found that song title on the back of The Bends, put on the CD that was in the case, skipped ahead to track 3, and made it to "Your God is dead, and no one cares" before turning it off in horror.

― jmm, Thursday, April 4, 2024 11:33 AM bookmarkflaglink

Cemetry Gaetz (DJP), Friday, 5 April 2024 13:32 (one week ago) link


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