went there once when I lived in Ely in 2016/2017, enjoyed the bedroom at the end which is "haunted" by some concealed lighting & speakers and a device which makes the bed move slightly.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 September 2022 10:35 (one year ago) link
A week or two ago I went round Oliver Cromwell's house in Ely.
Was he in?
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Monday, 12 September 2022 10:59 (one year ago) link
"Yeah, I think that's he'll be a force for republicanism in form and content! If he carks it in the next week and we move smoothly on to William the Bald, the window will have closed."
Where is the assumption that William might be better coming from?
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 September 2022 11:15 (one year ago) link
The Prince of Wales
― Mark G, Monday, 12 September 2022 11:17 (one year ago) link
Yes, I don't see it at all. How is he in any way better? Nothing I have seen goes beyond the utterly superficial and ephemeral...he is young and has an attractive young wife. Oh, and he occasionally speaks vaguely like the people we converse with on a day-to-day basis, in Estuary English, rather than in an antiquated upper class way to rhyme 'home' with 'game' and 'perhaps' with 'crepes'.
Like, hello? People with normal accents, young people and attractive people can still hold (C/c)onservative views.
Other than that, it is just the MSM editorialising by linking anything vaguely charitable he does or says with the "caring nature of his late mother".
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 12 September 2022 12:03 (one year ago) link
William is much more agreeable for most actual Royalists who think Charles is too much a weird boat-rocking hippie (think Farage and the like) plus that William has always felt to them more Diana's son than Chuck's.
― nashwan, Monday, 12 September 2022 12:28 (one year ago) link
William's statements are usually about conservation, climate change & mental health, which is a bit more palatable than architecture and alternative medicine.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 September 2022 12:34 (one year ago) link
he is young and has an attractive young wife.
He's 40. Charles has got increasingly crankier and unpleasant as he's got older - not that he was ever not cranky and unpleasant - I fully expect William to go the same way.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Monday, 12 September 2022 12:40 (one year ago) link
My wife and I (both Americans, FTR) discussed this weekend the idea that maybe it would be a good thing if Chuck were to say "Fuck this shit, I'm the king, I'm gonna be the fucking king" and rescind your new prime minister's position, dissolve Parliament by royal edict, and turn your little island back into an absolute monarchy. I mean, how much worse could he shit the bed than your last three leaders have done? And before you say "constitutionally, he can't" I say that it would be highly amusing for the prime minister and Parliament to be forced to deploy the military against a rebel king, and I genuinely wonder which side the population would land on.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 12 September 2022 12:45 (one year ago) link
Don't 'your little island' us you cheese-murdering ingra---ahaha I mean why yes that would be splendid good sir.
― nashwan, Monday, 12 September 2022 12:53 (one year ago) link
Population would side w/ the military, as they would not want to get shot.
But of course Charles also has zero motivation to embark on this fantasy scenario - why would he want the headaches of ruling, he's got the royal veto to maintain the family fortune and that's all that really matters.
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 12 September 2022 12:56 (one year ago) link
"My wife and I (both Americans, FTR) discussed this weekend the idea that maybe it would be a good thing if Chuck were to say "Fuck this shit, I'm the king, I'm gonna be the fucking king" and rescind your new prime minister's position, dissolve Parliament by royal edict, and turn your little island back into an absolute monarchy."
I hope you were both really drunk during this convo.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 September 2022 13:00 (one year ago) link
its not really that small of an island, ranks in the top ten biggest iirc
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2022 13:19 (one year ago) link
You can still indulge in silly speculation while sober, xyzzz. Ain't against the rules.
He's 40.
That's still 'young' in terms of the mean & possibly also median age of the UK populace, Tom D., and also in the eyes of the Tory-voting, Countryside Alliance supporting, on-shore wind vetoing, curtain-twitching types who are the only people the govt/MSM care about the opinion of these days.
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 12 September 2022 13:22 (one year ago) link
btw ppl saying in his defense that charles is an environmentalist i assume its just some neoliberalfeudal bs but i havent looked into it
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2022 13:24 (one year ago) link
environmentalist in the organic-farming-and-maintainance-of-parks sense.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 September 2022 13:29 (one year ago) link
well parks are nice
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2022 13:30 (one year ago) link
his type environmentalism is like Attenborough's, all about eugenics and thinning out the population - "they breed like rats". He talks a lot about food waste while his servant ends up boiling 43 eggs if he decides on a whim to go on a 3 hour morning walk.
― calzino, Monday, 12 September 2022 13:31 (one year ago) link
lol perfect
― lag∞n, Monday, 12 September 2022 13:32 (one year ago) link
Did unperson divorce his curvy Colombian wife or did she just pick up his shitty sense of humour along with her citizenship application
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Monday, 12 September 2022 13:57 (one year ago) link
How about a revolution instead
Sky News just challenged the public to overthrow the monarchy pic.twitter.com/QyAiceIDVk— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 12, 2022
xp
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 September 2022 14:03 (one year ago) link
"You can still indulge in silly speculation while sober, xyzzz. Ain't against the rules."
Sounded like the kind of chat you'd be saying while drunk or brain dead.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 12 September 2022 14:04 (one year ago) link
...if you lacked an imagination, maybe! :-P
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 12 September 2022 14:16 (one year ago) link
William seems to more capable of following his grandmother's example of never saying or doing anything interesting in public ever, and therefore remaining a popular 'apolitical' figure. Some of the royal reportage in Private Eye painted him as quite a ruthless and effective operator behind the scenes, as opposed to Charles who dithers and equivocates, e.g. they credited William with making sure that Andrew was fully cast out into the wilderness when the Queen was more inclined to be forgiving.
― soref, Monday, 12 September 2022 14:34 (one year ago) link
the uk press have been sitting on stories about will's alleged infidelity for years now, so wills' ramrod compliance may be lubricated by a fear of being thrust onto tabloid front pages under straplines about his bedroom preferences
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 September 2022 14:41 (one year ago) link
Yeah seems like a bit of a shoogly peg for the institution
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Monday, 12 September 2022 14:50 (one year ago) link
sad to see royalty forced into a prostate position like that
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 September 2022 14:55 (one year ago) link
A far cry from the previously dominant position.
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Monday, 12 September 2022 15:00 (one year ago) link
i think he's just really anal about details
― seo layer (Noodle Vague), Monday, 12 September 2022 15:24 (one year ago) link
just a square peg in a round hole I guess
― symsymsym, Monday, 12 September 2022 15:27 (one year ago) link
I confess that this american is (with some guilt) delighted with the lol opportunities presented by KCIII. Sorry, UK, really I am, but also good god the tragicomedy. . .
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 12 September 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link
I mean we gave you Trump (also sorry about that), surely it was your turn.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Monday, 12 September 2022 16:13 (one year ago) link
tabloid features from the 80s make the best heads of state, trust us
― You can't spell Fearless without Earle (President Keyes), Monday, 12 September 2022 16:16 (one year ago) link
lol i fucking told you
'Judging the right moment for a joke is always tricky...'My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Subscribe to my weekly newsletter to receive my unseen cartoons: https://t.co/JNDhrYJMFH pic.twitter.com/AhAJmld9TB— Matt Cartoons (@MattCartoonist) September 12, 2022
― mark s, Monday, 12 September 2022 19:59 (one year ago) link
that's the power you wield when you are the UK's richest sketcher of cock-noses
― calzino, Monday, 12 September 2022 20:09 (one year ago) link
nashwan otm, William will be more palatable to the average subject (because he is more palatable to the papers, as evidence: the last decade of papers)
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 12 September 2022 20:24 (one year ago) link
move fast! break things!
King Charles’s staff given redundancy notice during church service for QueenExclusive by @PippaCrerar and @ccdavies https://t.co/nAcSngcBAI— Owen Gibson (@owen_g) September 13, 2022
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:42 (one year ago) link
psyched for some wild stories from disgruntled former employees
― manic pixie dream shatner (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 17:44 (one year ago) link
this man hates pens
How is this real? How is this public?! pic.twitter.com/dZlsNOVREI— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) September 13, 2022
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:08 (one year ago) link
He is going to machine gun the rest of the Royals
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:09 (one year ago) link
he has wanted this for 60+ years and already he hates it *so much*
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:11 (one year ago) link
*prepares the popcorn*
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:13 (one year ago) link
imagine taking the King to a fucking employment tribunal, you'd end up having to pay his legal fees and 10 years of your paltry wages back to him and then get birched for having the effrontery
― calzino, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:14 (one year ago) link
maybe charles will take the monarchy to a tribunal for constructive dismissal
― mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:16 (one year ago) link
Lol, what a loser.
― Abel Ferrara hard-sci-fi elevator pitch (PBKR), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:18 (one year ago) link
Wonder if support for the Monarchy will collapse, he clearly can't keep his mouth shut.
― xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:19 (one year ago) link
doesnt exactly have the common touch does he
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:21 (one year ago) link
His Majesty is not used to getting ink on his fingers, and it's ruined his entire bloody day.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:22 (one year ago) link
You can see exactly why his mother stayed in post till her literal death, can’t you
― Osama bin Chinese (gyac), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:26 (one year ago) link
Amazing, simply amazing.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:27 (one year ago) link
his twitter handle is @realjonathanyeo, to fully raise the hellraiser curtain hire @fakejonathanyeo
― mark s, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 09:41 (six days ago) link
https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:punhfmpogezgazwz6vvt3pja/bafkreibxy3ztthqtalkz45drmyt2iu7fhnvp3zwvxd64vmwdakuwihkege@jpeg
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 11:21 (six days ago) link
thats right
― Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 11:22 (six days ago) link
move over pinhead here comes bangerhand
― mark s, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 11:30 (six days ago) link
looooool really fits with the Vertigo style
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 11:34 (six days ago) link
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― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 12:06 (six days ago) link
I don't know why people get so aggressive over a painting - I like it. I may not like the guy on it much, but I like the portrait.
― StanM, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:30 (six days ago) link
As for the portrait of the King, Yeo said on his website that the vivid colors of the glazes are “not only resonating with the royal heritage found in many historical portraits but also injecting a dynamic, contemporary jolt into the genre with its uniformly powerful hue — providing a modern contrast to more traditional depictions.”
"a dynamic, contemporary jolt into the genre.."
this fucking tool brings out my inner Brian Sewell, fwiw imo a daubed and overworked pseudo-painterly background behind a very unremarkable and follically flattering portrait maketh not what this hack says it maketh! Anyway this seems the correct thread to aggressively dislike a bad royal portrait by a pisspoor artist.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 13:56 (six days ago) link
this is the thread where we declare our deathless love for bad art: on no! FITE! oh NO!!
― mark s, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:00 (six days ago) link
I'm now a fan of the portrait
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/article/2024/may/15/jonathan-yeo-portrait-of-charles-iii-review-a-cringeworthy-bit-of-facile-flattery
― Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:18 (six days ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/UZFsYzz.png
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:19 (six days ago) link
I hate to say this, but Jonathan Jones of the Graun is almost completely otm - the review makes all the correct criticisms this piece of shite deserves, but then gives it a completely unearned one star rating.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:26 (six days ago) link
the review loses me when it demands a more realistic portrayal of Charles, the difficult, complex man he is .. blah blah .. he's a facile, selfish man-child. I don't see much beyond that.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 14:30 (six days ago) link
He hath risen pic.twitter.com/X48QFA9PLb— 𝐋𝐨𝐰 𝐏𝐨𝐥𝐲 𝐃𝐞𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 (@PolyDepression) May 15, 2024
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 15:49 (six days ago) link
A psychedelic sea of lurid reds and a clunking monarch butterfly cannot save this superficially observed and carelessly executed bland banality
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:14 (six days ago) link
Jonathan Jones is wrong again
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 17:26 (six days ago) link
the first thing it made me think of is the cover to Yoko Ono's 2001 album Blueprint for a Sunrise (which is a re-coloured version of a Hubert Vos portrait of the Chinese Empress Dowager Cixi)
https://i.scdn.co/image/ab67616d0000b27368d991d554862425c6882453
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:19 (six days ago) link
(with Ono's face superimposed on it, obv)
― Platinum Penguin Pavilion (soref), Wednesday, 15 May 2024 18:20 (six days ago) link
similarly carroty fingers too
― koogs, Wednesday, 15 May 2024 20:57 (six days ago) link
the painting isnt good as art but its better than a lot of portraiture of important people at depicting a human face
― lag∞n, Thursday, 16 May 2024 02:05 (five days ago) link
i dont know much abt art but i meme what i meme
― mark s, Thursday, 16 May 2024 09:19 (five days ago) link
as a study of a semi-human form it would be fair to say Yeo is no Lucien Freud, but he get's the commission and he gets the cheque. It's getting hung in the Drapers' Hall (some centuries old bullshit City of London charity foundation) so at least it wont hanging next to anything I like.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Thursday, 16 May 2024 09:58 (five days ago) link
Prince William has been named UK's third sexiest man of 2024. pic.twitter.com/uc0omq3bPG— Buzzing Pop (@BuzzingPop) May 17, 2024
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 18 May 2024 13:23 (three days ago) link
UK's third baldest man of 2024.
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2024 13:25 (three days ago) link
UK standards are at rock bottom, maybe some ppl feel like it's the closest worldly experience to shagging Princess Diana by proxy or something.
― vodkaitamin effrtvescent (calzino), Saturday, 18 May 2024 14:39 (three days ago) link
Any clues as to #1 & #2?
― the mechanical rights of dracula (Matt #2), Saturday, 18 May 2024 14:48 (three days ago) link
https://cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/79/1200x712/secondary/Jeremy-clarkson-5378326.jpg
― I've left the box of soup near your shoes (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2024 14:55 (three days ago) link
https://i2-prod.examinerlive.co.uk/incoming/article16429556.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/0_Alan-Brazil-2.jpg
― This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 18 May 2024 14:59 (three days ago) link
Thought the Clarkson was a joke post but no, he was the actual winner. Was it a poll of Daily Mail readers or something?
― groovypanda, Saturday, 18 May 2024 15:01 (three days ago) link
wondering if these results should more properly described as a symptom or a cause of the UK's current state
― glumdalclitch, Saturday, 18 May 2024 15:09 (three days ago) link
I wouldn’t have pegged him as a third but I understand some feel differently
― subpost master (wins), Saturday, 18 May 2024 15:14 (three days ago) link
wills has been well and truly shafted here
― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2024 15:38 (three days ago) link
Mock the UK all you want but William has a lot of reach around here
― Bitchin Doutai (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 18 May 2024 15:57 (three days ago) link
NV getting lucky again.
― I would prefer not to. (Chinaski), Saturday, 18 May 2024 16:50 (three days ago) link
> Was it a poll of Daily Mail readers or something?
it has 'express.co.uk' in the image url
― koogs, Saturday, 18 May 2024 18:27 (three days ago) link
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 18 May 2024 22:02 (three days ago) link
oh, way to miss the joke huh
― assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 18 May 2024 22:03 (three days ago) link
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― katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 20 May 2024 20:56 (yesterday) link
I saw one on Instagram where it was turned into the Loveless cover
― papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 20 May 2024 20:57 (yesterday) link