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what drink immediately marks someone out as a baddie?

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 May 2022 19:51 (two months ago) link

my answer is vodka and diet coke and frankly i think you’ll be hard-pressed to top it

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 May 2022 19:51 (two months ago) link

what about vodka and diet coke in a dirty glass

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 28 May 2022 19:58 (two months ago) link

well that’s how you know they’re not a real baddie because a real baddie would immediately notice the dirty glass and send it back with peremptory hauteur

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:09 (two months ago) link

"loaded" bloody marys

thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:10 (two months ago) link

okay i just looked that up and you win

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:16 (two months ago) link

triple imperial double power hour IPA test

Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:17 (two months ago) link

i recently learned about the "Wisconsin old fashioned" which is an old fashioned with an OLIVE IN IT

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:20 (two months ago) link

What is a villain

calstars, Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:21 (two months ago) link

Rum & tonic with exactly 2 ice cubes is my answer though

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:21 (two months ago) link

vodka diet coke is a good answer

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:42 (two months ago) link

LL those drinks are making my brain hurt

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:49 (two months ago) link

they are both real things that actual human beings have ordered from me! for some reason the rum one seems worse bc of the "two cubes only"

Piggy Lepton (La Lechera), Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:58 (two months ago) link

i think rum and tonic would taste exactly like vomit

towards fungal computer (harbl), Saturday, 28 May 2022 20:59 (two months ago) link

Back in 2001 I 'invented' a cocktail that was equal parts sherry and coke, served in a pint glass.

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 28 May 2022 21:33 (two months ago) link

(served at room temperature because I didn't have a fridge)

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Saturday, 28 May 2022 21:34 (two months ago) link

^ that seems more like a clown's quaff than a villain's

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 29 May 2022 01:17 (two months ago) link

rum and tonic is the order of someone who thinks that any booze + tonic is a valid drink

call all destroyer, Sunday, 29 May 2022 01:19 (two months ago) link

bull shot

mookieproof, Sunday, 29 May 2022 01:21 (two months ago) link

rubbing alcohol and tonic

, Sunday, 29 May 2022 01:29 (two months ago) link

xp KFC gravy cocktails

Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 29 May 2022 10:15 (two months ago) link

diet coke & vanilla vodka

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 May 2022 10:22 (two months ago) link

(with a slice of lime)

Pre-Raphaelite Brah (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 29 May 2022 10:22 (two months ago) link

Heather Graham’s character Annie orders a rum & tonic in s2 of twin peaks, this is how you know she’s from the black lodge

gop on ya gingrich (wins), Sunday, 29 May 2022 10:24 (two months ago) link

Lapsang Souchong

what doesn't kill me makes me Hongroe (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 29 May 2022 10:27 (two months ago) link


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