May I take your order?
https://i.imgur.com/4FPKWRQ.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2022 16:37 (two months ago) link
release the original photo! that one is doctored!
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 16:58 (two months ago) link
You mean because someone clearly 'shopped it and put in a counter so we couldn't see he's not wearing pants?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:00 (two months ago) link
i think we all know who alfred really works for. but what you don't know is that i ALSO work at kellogg's
https://i.imgur.com/1vY8oOh.jpg
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:02 (two months ago) link
the original photo is also color-balanced a little bit
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:03 (two months ago) link
this all started because my first thought on seeing the photo was "i'll take a bowl of fresh tasting kellog's corn flakes, please."
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:04 (two months ago) link
"excuse me, barkeep: what's your top shelf corn flake? ah yes - kellogg's it is"
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:05 (two months ago) link
CAKE!
https://i.imgur.com/m3WwnJ3.jpg
― mike t-diva, Monday, 28 February 2022 17:06 (two months ago) link
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone),
Would you prefer Campari or Averna with it?
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:08 (two months ago) link
straight up campari please. after all, it's 11:10 am somewhere
― the world's undisputed #1 fan of 'Spud Infinity' (Karl Malone), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:10 (two months ago) link
is that a birthday cake, mike? happy burfday!
cake!
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 28 February 2022 17:12 (two months ago) link
Yep, that was my 60th birthday cake, two weeks ago.
― mike t-diva, Monday, 28 February 2022 18:04 (two months ago) link
looks delish, snappy outfit too
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 28 February 2022 18:13 (two months ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/41STyjc.jpg
there's nothing to get here. as usual, i'm laughing very hard at something very mundane. a Ricky Horton card in this case!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 April 2022 18:35 (three weeks ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/1DKRKlm.jpg
As usual I blend goldenly into the background.
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 22:08 (three weeks ago) link
(xpost) Make sure you save all your Sosa, Albert Belle, and Juan Gonzalez rookies from that Donruss '90 set. They're worth thousands.
― clemenza, Thursday, 28 April 2022 00:04 (three weeks ago) link
What a shade on you Al!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 April 2022 00:31 (three weeks ago) link
One more:
https://i.imgur.com/WBUvzRm.jpg
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 May 2022 15:14 (three weeks ago) link
luv that Karl photo
― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 02:33 (one week ago) link
you both look good
― Dan S, Tuesday, 10 May 2022 03:06 (one week ago) link
Met up with Thermo today for a Jays game, first time in over a decade (NoTime was with us last time). Couldn't have picked a better game: great start from Manoah (8 innings, 1 run, 7 hits, no walks, under 100 pitches), two HR from Bo, and, miracle of all miracles, a game time of 2:19, which has to be the shortest game I've attended since the '90s or even earlier.
https://phildellio.tripod.com/thermo.jpg
― clemenza, Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:50 (five hours ago) link
Awwww instant classic wdyll imo
― Bruce Stingbean (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:51 (five hours ago) link
~awesome~
― mookieproof, Sunday, 22 May 2022 02:52 (five hours ago) link
This is my first time being the youngest in a photo for a long time - thanks Clems!!!
― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 22 May 2022 03:59 (four hours ago) link
Still waiting for someone to ridicule my hat.
― clemenza, Sunday, 22 May 2022 04:48 (three hours ago) link