Thread of inexplicable, utterly bizarre stuff on YouTube that you still find yourself unable to stop watching on a weekly basis

I don't want my pizza burning. I think I actually discovered this on ILX.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERXq3r1Kq0Q

This song from a Bollywood movie called "Adavi Donga". The very definition of "blursed video"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnspfa8h5p0

"Not so fast" by PilotRedSun. probably the most accurate rendition of a bad dream that I've ever seen. nearly all of his other videos are equally weird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFdE__2OKc8

Nic Cage's Pachinko commercials, which even for him are really fucking over-the-top

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5htPw0

My favorite video on the internet for over a decade (I have no idea why/how it's still up)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3IxhVDf3og

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV5XlVYgVr8

lmao the background MIDI on this one is making me geek out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK5XRFrRXLY

This guy now has many many more views, but years and years ago this was one of the weirdest things I'd ever seen on the internet. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4r91mc8pbo

it’s not the ~weirdest~ stuff but I want to shout out beyondmint vinyls:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CTxA56tA9d-/?utm_medium=copy_link

https://www.instagram.com/p/CRBtiKEB1jC/?utm_medium=copy_link

this scene from a Russian (?) porno always makes me laugh. first time I saw it the end nearly made me spit my coffee out (fairly NSFW, obviously)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kek11FJqi6A

That lips licking girl reminds me of the fan/stairs deleted scene from Fire Walk With Me

Maybe this is too topical/memey to count
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aULN4dCkGQ0

that's amazing but its way too well made to be on this thread lol

A classic, I think this is too brilliantly surreal to be considered bad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxZXptGpXng

"I Applied HIGH VOLTAGE to Kids Toys!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0kpeGVzJlE

"I Applied HIGH VOLTAGE to Electric Toys! #2"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lt6mbyk6y68

(the dog smashing its head to pieces is... something)

lol psyduck vmic

what was with the bee dog in the first video? that one was disturbing even when it was functioning normally

I had to look that one up. WTH people?
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Crying-Yelp-Dog-Stung-Bee-Singing-Headbanging-Puppy-Toys-Kids-Repeat-What-You-Say-Dancing-Circle-Interactive-Animated-Toy-Gift-Toddlers-Funny-Kids-Bl/2713077865

REPEAT WHAT YOU SAY: This is a magic dog, it can yelp, speak, headbang and turn circle. It repeats everything you say no matter you laugh, sing or speak English or any other languages, it can repeat sound around it. When it is still, it's an elegant dog. While it speaking, it will can constantly headbang and go round in circles to make your child happy after opening switch.

FUNNY INTERACTION: It be inspired by a dog stung by a bee, which looks very poor. So when you put the bee on the face of the dog, it will yelp; if you take the bee away the dog will repeat what you say. Press the button on its foot, it will play several songs, meanwhile keep shaking and turning circle.

GREAT GIFT: Playing and using their imagination that kids can entertain enjoyment and get the education. Well-equipped supplies, kids can play with it for all day. Great stress relief toy for every age people.Hilariously funny and entertaining, this dog will be well received by young and old alike. Who can‘t help to taking the bee off it?

What education, lol. "keep dogs away from bees"?

In that destructive vein, an old classic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h767n_gaCc

Washer Goes Chain Chomp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dq6T5BojXc8

Related to this are the industrial shredder channels. SSI's Shred of the Week is best:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQhk3H0NTi8

not on YouTube but I can't stop watching this

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