Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

Boly what the fuck come on

welp we're fucked, can't score goals and just gifted one.

Starting to believe that Everton really will go down.

Burnley have just turned around their game against Watford in three minutes. Possible that Chelsea won’t turn up tomorrow, though.

RIP mino

something quite broken at the Wolves ffs

i turned it off after the second goal to instead watch Miami Vice reruns w/ my father.

ugly performance that just unraveled even more after the half.

That Trossard goal...oooof

Enjoyed Danny Murphy's video package of why Villa should sign Coutinho permanently "yeah, that pass didn't come off but at least he tried, we know he can score from that kind of range although that one has gone roughly twice the height of the goal over..."

Leeds hovering over the trapdoor again👍. If Villa can do football a service by doing the double on Burnley they are likely down. It seems a bit mad that they are still yet to play each with 4 games remaining.

ah I see Burnley have now won 3 on the bounce, it's one of Leeds/Everton then and Leeds have to play both Arsenal and Chelsea.

oof, please don't be too painful, Wolves-Chelsea

Alt-Nouri sucks so bad

VAR checking badge

hehe

somehow this Utd team continues to plumb new depths

hehe

Maguire on to save the day lol

Erling Haaland's proposed move to Manchester City is now a 'done deal', with the switch from Borussia Dortmund likely to be announced this week.

The Norwegian striker has chosen the Premier League champions ahead of Real Madrid & others.#MCFC | #RMCF | #BVB

📝 @David_Ornstein

— The Athletic UK (@TheAthleticUK) May 9, 2022

RIP everyone else. They’re also getting Julian Alvarez, who’s a phenomenal prospect.

the only caveat/glimmer of hope is that he is injured a lot

This has presumably also fucked my secret plan of placing a modest sum on Poor Timo for Golden Boot next season, I hadn't checked the odds but I assumed I could provide for My Mother in her dotage with the proceeds, he is due, but not happening now I guess

was about to go "jfc we'll be chasing the match for 90" and then they pull off that amazing counter-attack.

beautiful. where has that been all year.

nevermind

fuck uuuuuuuu Du Bruyne

fuck this. a hat trick in 20 mins

I'm very concerned about Leeds Utd rn, oh dear

I'd rather see Burnley go down, to be honest.

If Burnley go down I'll just be mad at Everton and Leeds for fucking around and making Burnley being relegated somehow disappointing

Gotta love Leeds fans hysterically jeering every misplaced pass and off target shot while down to 10 men, getting pasted and on the way to relegation

not sure if naming this thread the way I did means that Burnley have to go down or cannot go down

I want Leeds to go down just so they can have a honest-to-goodness derby match, instead of this laughable pretence that this piddling one-sided M62 derby is actually a thing to anyone other than Leeds fans. Lol at the moment it's 10/3 that we play Man Utd next season and 10/11 that Leeds are playing Rotherham.

Jesse Marsch has passed a note to Kalvin Phillips which simply reads 'yeeeeeeeee haw'

— Major Charles Bad Back (@JoeStephenson96) May 8, 2022

Losing to fucking NORWICH

O_O

City falling apart.

This is no way to say goodbye to half our first team ☹️

That was v much a Wolves goal lol

Get the Spurs lads on boiled rice and bottled water until Sunday night.

That was a superb performance by Newcastle, Joelinton in particular. Outplayed and outcompeted Arsenal from the start.

Still remember the last time we played a relegated club in our final match just needing a point to finish above Arsenal mind

https://i.postimg.cc/zfvmNnZs/05-B08-E1-B-EE89-4096-8450-5-A76-EC428685.jpg

Please let this be true.

Mourinho heading back to the #PremierLeague?
💥Newcastle are trying to tempt the Portuguese coach... Will he accept? pic.twitter.com/SxiOIRg7t1

— MARCA in English (@MARCAinENGLISH) May 16, 2022

i was hoping they could blow this momentum next season, that should be just the ticket

This would be an example of the saudis not really having a clue, compared to qatar or abu dhabi, what they're doing, for all the infinite cash they can bring to bear

Basically, lol quarter witted bonesaw cunts

Patrick Vieira kicking an Everton fan to the ground 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/p6fVvYnzTd

— Breezy (@UtdBreezy) May 19, 2022

lol, stupid pitch invader tangles with the wrong guy.

dock them 5 points. or 6, or 7, however many it takes

agreed. you're talking about vieira's lot right

He played for Arsenal
He kicked a fucking wool

speaking truth to poor

@Carra23 wash your mouth before you talk about me and everton and I don't respect you 💩

— Richarlison Andrade (@richarlison97) May 20, 2022

ffs

Unreal pic.twitter.com/c92J4vywLj

— Frankie (@frankie_efc) May 19, 2022

I was at the Saints U18 cup final last night and there was a mini pitch invasion. All good lols I suppose, except there were kids of 5 and 6 queued up waiting for the cup presentation, clearly watching and getting wound up by it. The little fella in front of me was bellowing at a steward to 'go home'.

22 May: feast day of St Rita di Cascia, Patrona of "lost and impossible causes". So, Liverpool then...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC1khE_7vWk

City losing but Liverpool failing to beat Wolves would be perhaps the funniest of all possible outcomes.