Fuck Off Back To The Little Leagues: EPL 21/22

The wasted talent in the premier league generally is a fuckin crime

Sancho might be good at helping the buses get parked outside the stadium on match day, give him a clipboard and a fluro tabbard. He can keep van de beek and Mata company, they are washing executive cars round the back. Phil Jones is the new mascot obviously. #Jobz4daboys

We've been playing our wingers as wing-backs in League One and it's been working. Muck in Jadon ffs

Hmmmmmm

Don't be so down. You've got Liverpool's Grealish

If you'd told me in the immediate aftermath of the win at Old Trafford in September that this would have happened by November, I would quite simply have come at you with a scalpel

PR Purslow doubtless getting the fans onside with this

LOL Gerrard to Villa.

and Fwank to Norwich, quite a red-letter day for shit, useless English managers

it was bad enough trying to fit them both into a midfield amirite

Gerrard will have to get used to referees not helping his team out with dodgy penalties, offside goals and mysterious sendings off.

I mean we've had the odd faiiiiintly lucky break here and there

Sad news on Aguero

Aguero is reportedly considering retiring from football with his heart issues 'more complicated' than first expected 😥

Terrible news if true. What a player and what a career 👏🏻

One of the best the Premier League has ever seen and one of the best players of his generation! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/BzMpamTB69

— SPORTbible (@sportbible) November 12, 2021

Shite

Id kinda maybe quarter-presumed there was some sort of extreme gamesmanship almost at play here after the way barca went to fuck the week after he joined tbh

Italy vs Switzerland is good fun.

Jorginho’s just sent a last minute penalty into orbit.

Is he still too shook to do the little skip now?

Yep.

Not a great start to a game for Andorra's number 9

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59268935

My mother too old and ill to walk up the road to mines to watch Chelsea, but she's not missing much, Leicester are appalling and it's just some training ground stroll at this point

Rodgers better land that Man Utd job soon before he gets found out yet again.

What am I meant to watch at 3pm (bearing in mind I'm not going near no blahblahblahGerrard shit)? Newcastle v Brentford might be funny? Actually I might just take the few hours off, I started drinking far too early

a chess match so far at the Mol, Wolves on top at the moment

man they're sooo close

Ruben's touch is so erotic it could replace viagra

Ole status: at wheel

fucking stonewall yellow for Dawson, shd've been

30 good minutes from the Wolves that

oh lol Watford 2, the wee shite literally daring the Glazers to sack him

lol Zaha missed a penalty twice before Watford scored

Sarr rather, wtf spellcheck

proper Brunoball now, you love to see it

it's the MEXICAN SENSAAAAAAAAAAAATION

beautifully worked goal

we're sitting off a bit too much for comfort now, need some killer instinct

might have started an ulcer that last 15 minutes but on the whole, lovely

Sorry to bomb the Wolves thread with this but Watford 4 Man U 1 (Maguire red card) should be recorded here for posterity

a beautiful afternoon of football

Nice match Wolves! Missed the goal in real time, but watched it now and what a beaut. I love Raul.

Good win.

only 2 points clear of Man U in the relegation zone tho

LOL Newcastle, worse than Norwich.

Aaron Ramsdale wears Small Gloves, I always rate/fear a keeper with Small Gloves

Okay that was…bemusing.

Repeateadly, Small Gloves, fucksake...

This is a great performance from Liverpool considering they have literally no lineup options

Except benching "Hendo" which I applaud cus he's a fucken wasteman

Jordan Henderson's one (1) skill: when Trent Alexander-Arnold goes forward, he moves slighthy to the right. That's it. That's all he does. Liverpool captain and first choice for England, he moves slightly to the right. See how much better this Liverpool midfield has looked without him, even accounting for the Ox? They have missed Thiago, him and Fabinho have been running shit

haha oh look, another match where liverpool whips major ass

also, hi, i'm here for the man u emergency meeting

there is no emergency, the project is sound, Ole must stay

haha