what would be the best way for a very wealthy individual to help humanity

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people (rightfully) lambaste elon musk, richard branson et al for wasting their billions on shit like private space travel instead of doing anything to help their fellow humans. so let's imagine that you are an individual who is worth billions of dollars, and you are inclined to use this money, up to and including your full fortune, to help your fellow humans instead of living lavishly. what would be the best way to do this? ("best" defined at your discretion - most cost-effective, greatest benefit to humanity, whatever)

na (NA), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link

Pay to have another ten killed

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 21:00 (two years ago) link

Probably something to do with malaria, yeah?

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 21:29 (two years ago) link

finally get Dr Dre's "Detox" uncancelled and released

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 21:30 (two years ago) link

Spend a billion to pass trillion dollar universal health care legislation seems like a no-brainer 1000x return.
And deca-billionaires will have plenty left over to run their own Hunger Games targeting mere billionaires.

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 21:35 (two years ago) link

Have the heads of the 100 most pollution-happy corporations assassinated. Preferably all on a single day, the better to pound the message home. Then put all the rest of your money into renewable energy and take the profits from that investment bonanza and donate all the money directly to the poor via microlending.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 21:35 (two years ago) link

Probably pour their money into being the anti-capitalist Koch Brothers (ie funding political programs dedicated to structural change)... but since that's inconceivable (since they had to be enough of a sociopath to accumulate $145 billion to start with) probably one of the murder plots mentioned above.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 21:52 (two years ago) link

Even if Elon Musk and Grimes's kid inherited all $145 billion, wasn't a monster and did the above, 10 other deci-billionaires would just cancel out his political funding so yeah murder plot.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 21:54 (two years ago) link

Frankly, I'm surprised more leftists haven't tried to infiltrate and flip the Koch bros.
I remember reading this donation was the result of an official from the university deliberately courting them over many years:
https://philanthropynewsdigest.org/news/koch-brothers-25-million-gift-to-uncf-sparks-controversy

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link

I suppose grimes was supposed to be the leftist that infiltrated and flipped musk... next time send chomsky to whisper sweet nothings!

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link

buy the rain forest and then leave it alone

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 22:08 (two years ago) link

Bill Gates seems to have 'tried' perhaps to do some good shit and he is still considered a monster by most accounts.

Rich people doing the right thing ends up being do it their way or the f'n highway, still taking choices out of the people into a few hands that mostly don't have shit in the game.

earlnash, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

Pay a bunch of randomly selected people $50k a year to simply vibe

Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link

Bezos' ex-wife seems to be doing it the right way... vetting worthy orgs and then making large charitable grants without a bunch of white-savior restrictions.

Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 23:14 (two years ago) link

Fund rehearsals and performances of the remainder of Anthony Braxton’s Trillium opera cycle.

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 15 July 2021 00:25 (two years ago) link

Pay taxes

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 15 July 2021 00:38 (two years ago) link

buy the rain forest and then leave it alone

I thought Sting was doing this

Master of Treacle, Thursday, 15 July 2021 01:12 (two years ago) link

unperson otm so far

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Thursday, 15 July 2021 01:20 (two years ago) link


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