http://i.imgur.com/SgQ9dcA.jpgSurprisingly delicate lump of puffed rice and nut butter filling in a chocolate-covered puffed rice shell embedded with tiny pellets of crushed nuts. Sort of a peanut butter flavored Ferrero Rocher with a vaguely coconut aftertaste? I'm into it.7/10, nice find!
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link
the roshen Pomawka Poweh things are described as
"A Crème Brulee fondant filling with cacao and cognac flavoring coated with a chocolate glaze. Imported from Ukraine."
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link
it’s actually “Romashka Roshen”, because Cyrillic - meaning Chamomile Roshen (those Ukrainian candy guys again)translating the names makes for some interesting results - would you say the name “Ladybug Soufflé” makes the milky and rough slab of dense protein bar above a) more or b) less appetizing?
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link
The chocolate covered chocolate thing looks pretty good to me.
― Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
btw this thread surprises me. for many, many years I had Polish chocolate down as bad quality stuff, based on the specimen I was offered one time. it might be time to re-examine.
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
“Ladybug Soufflé”
The word for ladybird (Korovka) has the same root concept as it does in Irish - ‘little cow’ or ‘God’s little cow’, so this would be ‘little cow soufflé’, which is at least 6% more appealing.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
I have Polish coworkers - whenever they visit our American offices, they only bring fancy boxed chocolates, never any of these exotic novelties
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link
makes sense, was wondering why there cows and daisies on the wrapper but no actual ladybugsxp
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link
apparently daisy is also ромашка in Ukrainian, is that correct? a very flexible word indeed!
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link
I had a day on the ground in Krakow a couple years ago. I was very tired, and in a weird emotional space, and my train only got there at 3-ish and I had to fly to England the next day. For my Dad's funeral. Still, I spent my downtime in Krakow finding a supermarket so I could buy as many of those plums as my luggage could hold.
― J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link
Cognac and chamomile could definitely be the mystery flavor! Not sure that makes it any more palatable though...
"Ladybug Soufflé" is sort of the perfect name for that milky protein bar.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 03:34 (two years ago) link
The word for ladybird (Korovka) has the same root concept as it does in Irish - ‘little cow’ or ‘God’s little cow’
I learned this just yesterday! Someone who came to dinner at my house mentioned it.
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 15 July 2021 03:42 (two years ago) link
How do you say "...and garnished with lark's vomit" in Russian?
― Hideous Lump, Thursday, 15 July 2021 04:53 (two years ago) link
it’s the same in Dutch, come to think of it:sweet lord’s bug (“little animal”).
the Dutch word for daisy appears to be derived from sweet virgin, in reference to Mary.
(Mary is also being the “lady” alluded to in the bug’s name - German and the Scandinavian languages make this explicit)
“daisy” was originally “day’s eye” btw!
xp
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 July 2021 05:20 (two years ago) link
apols for this etymology overdose, probably time for some new eye candy
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 July 2021 05:22 (two years ago) link
being
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 July 2021 05:24 (two years ago) link
http://bella.media.mit.edu/people/foner/Fun/gravity.html
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 05:50 (two years ago) link
I am totally going to stop at the one little euro market in town and grab some sweets, which I usually avoid because I have no idea what the hell is going on in any of those boxes. Will ask for help finding choco covered plums! Then will proceed onward to tummy ache and will blame this thread!
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 15 July 2021 14:44 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wIZZjny.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/90F0LAs.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Jd0nCHp.jpgThis is the biggest candy in the stash; I'm posting the cyrillic info on the back for folks that can translate. It's roughly the size of a chips ahoy cookie and three times as thick. It tastes like a fruity mallomar: a thin soft chocolate shell dotted with some tiny fragments of crushed nuts over a puffy and yielding marshmallowy base that yields floral and sweet aftertaste over vanilla top notes. As with a lot of these candies, a bit more subtlety would likely make this more palatable but it's the sort of thing you could split with a kindred spirit and share a moment.6/10, a bit too much of a good thing.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:31 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RC2MkuS.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/GQfn0Ym.jpgKorvika Roschen is a fingerlike slab of grainy, buttery caramel in spectacular packaging. I get the sense these would be better fresh and this one was most definitely not. Even so, the flavor intensity far surpasses Werther's, though the mouthfeel is stale.4/10, I think I got a bum steer.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/G73EpZe.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/7EBq7TR.jpgAmazing packaging makes the Kapa-Kym Poweh a seductive looking treat. The payoff is a finger of oily soft dark chocolate with mystery crunch crumbs and a soupçon of hazelnut/sesame flavor that evokes smokiness or - less pleasantly - burning. Not as bad as it might sound but not as good as the label promises. 6/10, the camel isn't lying but he's not all he's cracked up to be.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/iTFkMX7.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/X73SveF.jpgThe slightly psychedelic poppy wrapper belies the taste and consistency and presentation, which is all more or less exactly the same as the Kapa-Kym, minus the vague nuttiness. By the fourth of these candies my tastebuds are kinda fried, so maybe there's something else going on with flavor... but I doubt it.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:44 (two years ago) link
5/10, not much to get excited by.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link
in ascending order: Червоний Мак: “Red Poppy” (indeed)Кара-Кум: “Karakum” (the Central Asian desert, so yes, camels - the sesame in particular makes this one sound very promising)Korivka: “Cow”Зефир - сладкие истории (зефир ванильный с орешками с шоколадной глазури):“Marshmallow - Sweet Stories (vanilla marshmallows with nuts in chocolate glaze)”this post was sponsored by G**gle Translate
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 July 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link
I like how accurately forks’ descriptions match the candy’s name in some cases. I mean:a bit more subtlety would likely make this more palatable but it's the sort of thing you could split with a kindred spirit and share a moment <<iow>> “Sweet Stories>>
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 15 July 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link
lol, you would think i work in marketing or something
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 July 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/WYBwNcC.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/j0kNdN3.jpgChocolate covered apricot filled with a dense marshmallow. The apricot is sour, the marshmallow is a bit sickly and the overall impression is of spoiled fruit. Gah!1/10, now I am dying.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:04 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CMi22UB.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/NnDpH5F.jpgFrying pan to fire: this swan sweet is thin chocolate over a block of marshmallow with the consistency and wan resistance of pork fat. Not much flavor and what's there is pretty poor. Ended up spitting this one out too.1/10, perhaps the local butcher doesn't like me?
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link
wrong image:http://i.imgur.com/oe1w5ki.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Spa4UnZ.jpgAnother marshmallow bar but this one has better quality chocolate and filling and a bit more snap to the coating. There's a mix of graham cracker and coconut aftertaste. Following the prior two gutter candies, this is a vast improvement but not much to write home about.4/10, distinctly okay at best.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
Леди Ночь: “Lady Night”order more here
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/vuXlgdr.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/aIJ2C1D.jpgBrown wad of presumable caramel, uncuttable by knife and resistant to chewing. Best I could do was scrape off the sides like a lump of wax. Flavor is used sugar. Not a good day of exploration.1/10, better as a building material than a candy.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 17 July 2021 18:15 (two years ago) link
lady night has been canceled
tough showing for polish marshmallow
― "Rocky Top" and "Funky Bitch" are songs I never look forward to (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 18 July 2021 03:16 (two years ago) link
The whole ‘ptichye moloko’ (birds’ milk) genre of chocolate-coated ‘milk soufflé’ is not great, tbh.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 July 2021 08:31 (two years ago) link
say more? that's a thing?
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 July 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
Yes, it’s a famous Polish sweet that has copycat versions across Eastern Europe. It’s generally lighter and less chewy than classic marshmallow.
The 4/10 one has the Bird’s Milk name and the 1/10 one, I’d guess, doesn’t have the trademark in Russia so it’s called something like Marvellous Bird, but they’re essentially the same thing.
I don’t like them at all but had a colleague who was absolutely addicted to them.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 18 July 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0v70T1j.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/gyBBjzz.jpgA thin chocolate covered finger of extremely creamy hazelnut nougat, studded with orts of ground hazelnut. Delicious but flavorful to the point of overdoing it, coats the throat with a sugary residue.7/10, sort of like freebasing Nutella.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link
http://http://i.imgur.com/1y92t9B.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ZrpmKAp.jpg These Roshen Mont Blanc chocolates appear to have different fillings based by color but I only ate the one. As you can see, the design is a mountain in miniature, tipped by a white chocolate snowbank atop a milk chocolate base, studded with ground nuts and filled with a somewhat indeterminately flavored chocolate cream center. I gather this is the brand's upscale option; it's one of the only chocolates I've had from this bunch that isn't overpoweringly sweet or fatty on the tongue. It's a lot closer to mid-upper end American chocolate.7/10, definitely the choice if you're bringing a gift home to Grandma.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:36 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/rccfgc3.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/iF1dxDb.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/9QaSTAx.jpgBiting into this ivory button reveals a quarter-inch thick waxy shell surrounding a grainy lump of citrusy sugar paste. It tastes a bit better than it sounds but not by much. This may be past its sell by date.3/10, probably worth avoiding.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:39 (two years ago) link
Uh, dude, not sure if you noticed this, but that writing does not appear to be Polish
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
this has been gone over multiple times including the OP
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:42 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/2OqarkM.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/66U1tKc.jpgChocolate coating over a generous dollop of macaroon-style shredded coconut with a core of the dreaded "bird's milk" marshmallow. Surprisingly that dubious treat in the center didn't do much to dissuade my enjoyment and only served to amplify the sugary flavor. Coconut covers a host of sins.6/10; if you think Mounds aren't sweet enough, this is your candy
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:43 (two years ago) link
Now I have A Big Bowl of Polish Candy. That's probably not right. Much of it is not Polish, it hails from Moldova or Spain or other places whose name doesn't appear on the label. But for the sake of this exercise, I'm going to consider it A Big Bowl of Polish Candy.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link
xp - lol goddamnit, I don't read anymore!― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, July 13, 2021
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:45 (two years ago) link
some of that non-Polish for the first one:ліщина lishchyna = hazelцукерки tsukerki = sweets
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:45 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/l7aCwUv.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/YCyszYJ.jpgWell, I knew before I bit it what I was getting into: chocolate coated "bird's milk" marshmallow in strawberry and vanilla flavors, which is not unlike gnawing on a lump of sweet congealed pork fat.1/10, this marshmallow stuff is very much for the birds.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
oh lol, i did the hazelnut one already. Same score too!
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:49 (two years ago) link
All the ones I think look good you hate :(
― Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link